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  • still wating my 60 bucks... ._.

  • any one else think that GlaDos was actually caroline? is that the name?

  • The cake is a lie.

  • AH! BIRD BIRD! KILL IT! ITS EVIL!

  • I got stuck in the elevator at 18:18 wtf it just randomly stopped moving and wont move...?

  • I get sad hearing Cave suffer. He had a good vision...

  • 4:53 thump up for fail :D

  • For whatever reason I couldn't get past the bit at the beginning of the video where you raise the ramp and jump off of it. Every time I tried I'd just barely miss the top platform. So, finally I just said "fuck it" and tried running off the ramp backwards... And that totally worked. So, if you can't get enough momentum, run backwards.

  • BIRD BIRD! KILL IT! ITS EVIL!

    Oh. it flew off. good, for him, anyway back to thinking.

    Amazing

  • I DONT WANT ANY LEMONS I JUST WANT PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!

  • Didn't the turret he picked up a while ago say "Don't make lemonade!"?

  • @KeimaAyasaki Three things.

    1.) Chell is a female.

    2.) The turret did say "Don't make lemonade."

    3.) You'll soon see why if you haven't already.

  • @E1craZ4life COMBUSTIBLE LEMONZ! >.<

  • they somehow put caroline in glados like carolines spirit or something

  • yes. beard dirt.

  • AH BIRD! its evil

  • Fail at 4:56

  • That is a good question daltonbloom1030

  • WAIT! is Caroline past GLaDos?

  • What a rude assosiate! I'm flagging him down so he can put some science stuff in me and put me back together but he won't listen! I WANT $120!!!

  • It's funny because before I watched this, the ad was playing the song; "She Blinded Me with Science".

  • so..... GLaTaTO is actualy a human before this?

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  • At the end he's in pain but he asks for PAIN PILLS................ What's his logic o.O

  • Carolin eez spoy

  • *thump thump* Hey, down there! This thing is an elevator, not a bathroom.

    GLaDOS: i swear i know him....

    lol.

  • 7:45

    good to plan ahead

  • Mister Johnson..*Beavis & Butthead giggle*

  • 11:14

    GLaDOS Potato "Agh! Bird! Bird! Kill it! It's evil!"

    Irony.

  • and what the hell is that white liquid, milk?

  • @MINIKIMFTW Crushed moon rocks.

  • SERIOUSLY, I CAME ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE OLD TESTING CHAMBER FOR THE SURFACE ELEVATOR AND NOW ITS SHUT.

  • I lolled when she said "Did I kill her" Homicidal Potatoe.

  • i did the first test differently. To push the buttoen, I lowered the platform, and went into the bototm room. I ahd previously put a portal on the platfrom underneath the button. I skid along the Speed Gel in the lower room, and into the portal, thus launching me up to the button.

  • my first name is caroline 0.o

  • AGH AGH BIRD KILL IT ITS EVIL

  • @maerkwurdigliebe i know dude lololololololololololololololo­lolololololololol.

  • why are you leaning on your left elbow?

  • GLaDos=caroline??

    

  • @Darjii98 no shit

  • @Darjii98 Kinda, yes.

  • hell if apeture can create a gun that shoots portals i think they'll be able to disassemble and assemble me!

  • Ron Paul 2012

  • anyone notice the music change everytime you slide across the Nickelodeon goo? XD

  • @TheGeckoNinja ITS THE COOLEST ESPECCIALY WHEN YOU PLAYING

  • @TheGeckoNinja It's the Propulsion Gel.

  • @TheGeckoNinja

    Nickledeon goo? XD

    I love it.

  • @TheGeckoNinja I thought I was the only one who noticed that! It also happens when you use the Aerial Faith Plate. :D

  • @TheGeckoNinja

    Nickelodeon goo? LOL! Nice one!

  • @TheGeckoNinja its called propulsion gel

  • @TheGeckoNinja It's the same with the repulsion gel and the aerial faith plate.

  • @derekcwly ooohh still an interesting feature :)

  • @TheGeckoNinja Agreed

  • @Amara389 Lol! I'll never look at that song the same way again... Except 4 the fact that I have an aunt named Caroline.

  • How ironic! You were in HER hands and now she's in YOURS! Literally.

  • @MissRetroPink Nope, shes stuck to the portal gun which is on her hands

  • POE-TAY-TOE!

  • agh!bird!bird!kill it!it's evil!

  • This game is just so interesting. For one, the person that was trying to kill you, and was pretty much in complete control of you in the last game is now completely powerless, and in YOUR hands...well, portal-gun , rather. In Portal, she was so confident, but in this game, it's as if she's scared, and her personality has made a drastic change..sort of. As the game goes on, her voice sounds more and more like a normal woman's voice, as opposed to a choppy, robotic voice.

  • @Junior13113 .... my god.

    GLADOS IS CAROLINE!

  • @DocSprite no...glados has the personality of caroline

  • well, my elevator stopped in the middle, and i'm stuck. thought it was part of the puzzle, but guess not

  • Lool at 04:44 I thought he will jump verry high and reach the other side but fuck

  • Glados is Caroline. So she was a human. Man, I love this game, and I love the guys from Valve. They are pure geniuses!

  • Cave Johnson is the boss on Dilbert. Of course he would think of something so unethical.

  • caroline was a potato the whole time

  • POTAtOS

  • I need pain pills

  • glados is play potato

  • wait.... glados was caroline?!?! but caroline sounds sweet though!

  • 12:41 here cgoes the lemonade joke... 3... 2...1... AWH video ended

  • lol 5:12 .. faceplant

  • GLaDOS "Yes, Mr. Johnson"

    GLaDOS "Why did I just-Who is that? What the HELL is going on he- - - -?

    Priceless

  • @AccessTheGamer That means she HAS Caroline inside her

  • 6:29 leap of faith

  • Cave Johnson reminds me of J. Jonah Jameson from Spiderman xD

  • @Tetfima That's because he is.

  • GLaDOs Must Of Been Caroline..But She Got Resembled Into Robot-y Person Thing

  • 05:48 i wonder if glados used to be a real person called caroline

    08:35 "scooping out the tumours" hahaha

  • she wanted to kill the bird b4 it eats the potato!

  • I nearly spit water all over the screen when I heard "Beard dirt."

  • I feel bad for Cave Johnson .

    DAMN YOU, MOON JIZZ !

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  • glados = caroline!!!!!!!!!!

  • 889 birds are evil

  • BIRD BIRD!!! KILL IT IT'S EVIL

    LOL :D

  • OOH MEH GOWD, TANK YA SOO MOCH

    (if you don't understand what I just said, say it out loud)

  • @4:42 epic fail lol

  • 0:30 I saw that coming a mile off and still found it funny.

  • whats up with the constant ads...

  • poor cave

    

  • robots in this game just plain dont like birds

  • fucking Commericals! 95% of us don't care!

  • But that laser said to NOT make lemonade....

  • Does anyone else start to get a headache just watching these puzzles?

  • @kdfljgfldghldfgshdfl try playing them!

  • @kdfljgfldghldfgshdfl OMG yes. I just realize now.

  • @kdfljgfldghldfgshdfl I nearly threw up...

  • @kdfljgfldghldfgshdfl My ADD brain can't handle this mind-blowing puzzle stuff...Yet I want this game XD

  • @kdfljgfldghldfgshdfl trying to pronounce your NAME gives me a headache.

  • @EliteSnipezPs3 That's why I stopped trying. Do you know how horrible it is? Not even knowing your own name? People think my parents don't love me... But that's not it... They just wanted to let my name stand out. Make it memorable... OH THE IRONY!

  • @kdfljgfldghldfgshdfl ahahahahaha

  • @kdfljgfldghldfgshdfl no but i have nightmares about GLaDOS murdering me.....

  • @kdfljgfldghldfgshdfl TRY FIGURING THEM OUT YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL JUST TO FINISH IT!

  • @kdfljgfldghldfgshdfl I start feeling sick in the stomach :D

  • BIRD! BIRD! BIRD! BIRD! KILL IT! It's evil!

    xD

  • I think Caroline is GLaDOS.

  • @FallenStarXoX yeah she is

  • While I was watching this, "Sweet Caroline" started playing on the radio, and I tripped out a little

  • @Hayden7White well ya. I realized that. I was saying that for the sake of a joke. superCOMPUTER/bad MEMORY. get it???

  • what he hell isgin on her

  • OH wait, that was me.

  • Damn it, I'm at the top comments again!!!

  • Birds are evil! from now on ill kill every bird i see :3

  • ya know, for a supercomputer, she has bad memory. :P

  • @Reko322 Thats because most of her memory was lost and given to Wheatley, all I can say is Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System which is known as GLaDOS has been owned by a girl and a core.

  • the bird is evil!

  • Yay, I'm not on the top list anymore.

  • very annoying 

  • Is anybody else having ads at the start and ending of this cuz YOUTUBE HAS GONE TO FAR

  • @mrprice061 i know. this must be stopped.

  • Caroline is Doug Rattmann, isn't she? It's pretty obvious that Caroline is GLaDOS.

  • u r f***ing pro

  • u r f***ong pro

    

  • Thank you so much this has helped my single player so much I have been using this all the time so help full thanks alot mate keep it up :)

  • you dumps!caroline is you!

  • things i leaded from portal:

    Robotic old ladies ... are bitches

    Robotic Brittish Morons ... are bitches

  • "AGH A BIRD! KILL IT! ITS EVIL! ITS EVIL!" xD

  • Bird bird! haha

  • IM BACK..... YOU GUYS KNOW WHY ;P

  • 11:48 all I needed to see

  • @Hayden7White Is

    it the test subject or Glados?

  • why the fuck do i have to listen to tampons to watch youtube videos its fucking retarded

  • @pyronomic1 what?

  • Glados is caroline?

  • why is the potato allowed through the emancipation grid?

  • @Willofol This is a guess, maybe because shes part of the portal gun?

  • i just realized at 10:02 instead of "maybe" in the subtitles she says did! omg!

  • Thumbs up for GLaDOS or she'll send the birds to kill UUUUUUU

  • Agh! Bird! Bird! Kill it! It's Evil!

    LOL

  • @FuzzyButScaryBunny I know right, my stomach feels weird just by watching... Wait, no, I'm just Hungry ;D lol

  • Science Stuff + Me = SUPER AWESOME ROBOT HERO THAT KIUCKS FREAKIN' ASS!!!!

  • GLADOS is Caroline?

  • i always say AIR JORDAN when i go high

  • wtf at 2:17 i do the exact same thing but it doesnt slide fast enough

  • Agh! Bird! Bird! Kill it! It's evil!.... Aren't they all though?

  • @alexjonezNH ikr? they shit on your car >_<

  • @IlikeFoodnDrink or your hand

  • @yooshiman that happened to you?

  • @IlikeFoodnDrink bird shit on my hand -_-

  • @yooshiman Damn, you must've been so pissed that you wanted to grab a gun and shoot the shit outta that bird.

  • @alexjonezNH Eddy would definetly agree with with you ;D (you get a cookie if you get the reference)

  • is it just me or does cave jhohnson sound exactly klike general knoxx from boarderlands?

  • Who is Caroline?

  • @razer282 Shes the assistant of Cave John son. 

  • she said she would give you your freedom so why not cut her some slack :P.

  • the bird can suck it. poor glaDos D:

  • who the fuck does GLaDOS think she is. she has a really big nerve saying that a bird is evil!

  • @apolonier11 well she was partially eatan by it you think she would hate it

  • @megasonicfan228 true

    

  • what does this game has to do with half life?

    

  • @virusprogram17 As far as I know, they both exist within the same universe, and Aperture was always trying to compete with Black Mesa.

  • @virusprogram17 you either sign up 4 black mesa or aperature science (in real life you either play half life or portal) *orange box referance*

  • A bird: An animal that flies and an AI's worst enemy

  • Portal II System requirements: -10GB Hard Drive Space -IQ of 900 or higher -Strong Stomach

  • is it a potato ? :D

  • @MW3G3rmany NOE IT IS A POTATO BATIRE (or however u spell it lol) WHO IS GLaDOS WHOO HATES BIRDS haha yeah i get serious but now that wheatley is evil GLaDOS is my favorite AI :D THUMBS UP FOR GLaDOS!! or she'll send evil birds to kill UUUUUU

  • @LanceYockey Oh my god... You don't know how to spell a simple word like "battery"?

    Are people on the internet really this stupid?

  • @LotsaSpaghetti84 God has a capital letter btw...

  • @MGdawber Not if you're agnostic. :)

  • Guess what? Lunar dust is pure poison!