"The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to call the cops!"
"I don't know what you're talking about miss, that's just my pay check in my pocket."
"Oh really," she said. "Then you must have some job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour."
fukin asians who work at most of my subway are so cheap, i always have to ask for more salad, they put like 4 peices of cucumber, lil azz bits slices of onion and capsicum, and 4 peice of thinly slice tomatoes on a foot long, when it comes to meat they put like just 4 slices on a footlong. only subs they cant skimp on meat are the ones like chicken breast
they put this new arab guy at my subway store and whenever he attends me i end up not liking my sub cuz he makes it SKINNY as hell he barely puts meat like two slices of cheese and pinches of vegetables EEERRRGHHH I HATE HIM
does anybody know the new subway commercials with the cards that say which is the unhealthy pair and then the monkeys get picked as the unhealthy ones what is the song called that is playing i really want to know
I thought it was Buster Baxter from Hey Arthur.
cupidonsarecreepy 8 months ago 2
@cupidonsarecreepy I THOUGHT THE SAME THING!!!! The title isn't "Hey Arthur." It's just "Arthur."
sonicandjamesfan619 8 months ago
@sonicandjamesfan619 Huh. I'm somewhat disappointed.
cupidonsarecreepy 8 months ago
@cupidonsarecreepy Same XD
MylesOmega 1 month ago
i thought it was Buster from Arrested Development lol
kratiras 10 months ago
my sub has cheese, turkey, and ham
OddishThing18 1 year ago
"The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to call the cops!"
"I don't know what you're talking about miss, that's just my pay check in my pocket."
"Oh really," she said. "Then you must have some job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour."
jameskoolkat 2 years ago
I like my subway in two ways-
1. Han and swiss cheese with lettuce and mayonaise
or
2. meatball maranara
agentbl 2 years ago
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fukin asians who work at most of my subway are so cheap, i always have to ask for more salad, they put like 4 peices of cucumber, lil azz bits slices of onion and capsicum, and 4 peice of thinly slice tomatoes on a foot long, when it comes to meat they put like just 4 slices on a footlong. only subs they cant skimp on meat are the ones like chicken breast
KoolJayJ 2 years ago
Why make a racists statement? That is so low and ignorant.
TrueQueen4L 2 years ago
they put this new arab guy at my subway store and whenever he attends me i end up not liking my sub cuz he makes it SKINNY as hell he barely puts meat like two slices of cheese and pinches of vegetables EEERRRGHHH I HATE HIM
midnafan101 2 years ago
I wanna be sponsored by subway, but im not popular
driojas 2 years ago
Where's my Subway? 14 stories down! They call me Mr Fresh Toasted!
Greenstonetiki 2 years ago
Subway's best in NZ!
Greenstonetiki 2 years ago
My sub is white bread, lettuce and chicken!
Greenstonetiki 2 years ago
haha i'd pay double if my sub ever looked anything like the ones on the adverts
instead i order too much squashin it down to 1cm thick mush of meat and veg =]
gotta love a sub for lunch tho
mrandrew89 3 years ago
that kid that likes cheese grew up and married mr. fresh toasted
penguinslovehockey 3 years ago
LOL!
Greenstonetiki 2 years ago
I guess there is two versions of this commercial, heres the other one:
watch?v=IvCPN1gz6AM
I like the other version because the guy at the end says "They call me Mr. Big Hot Pastrami"
Sexual innuendoes are great for selling sandwiches, as you will see in the latest subway commercial about five dollar foot longs.
watch?v=WHIo4VruGZY
peepsworld 3 years ago
does anybody know the new subway commercials with the cards that say which is the unhealthy pair and then the monkeys get picked as the unhealthy ones what is the song called that is playing i really want to know
aneba7 3 years ago
urine samples were found in 55 tests of 75 stores
dwarfer777 3 years ago
Thats because you live in America ;)
Inn1t 3 years ago
Serious? That's big!
Greenstonetiki 2 years ago
Did I spot french fries in the sandwishes?
pleaseusernamework 4 years ago
nope fried chicken
krootdude 3 years ago
umm...check out at 0:12 when they zoom in...fried crispy things pointing out under the bacon...looks like fries...:)
pleaseusernamework 3 years ago
umm...check out at 0:12 when they zoom in...fried crispy things pointing out under the bacon...looks like fries...:)
pleaseusernamework 3 years ago
Microwaved!
Greenstonetiki 2 years ago
oh my god! one person does not need that much food at one time. that's why americans have real health problems...
MissMoji 4 years ago 2
I concur...
samueladams83 4 years ago
aaaahhhhhhhhhhh jeeeeeeeeezzzzzz nw am hungry
pavsb 4 years ago
I love sweet onion chicken teriyaki!! Is the best sandwiche!!!
lafemme3 4 years ago
mmmmm italian bmt yam yam
happyninjagirl 4 years ago
mmmmm subway italian bmt mmmmmmmm
scottyo7 4 years ago
LOL
computerwiz222 4 years ago
love it
a3buster 4 years ago