ELITEST TEAM FIGHTING

[puertoricofree]

20 people were not wearing body armor

[stormyk6]

lol! This is awesome!

[danthman114]

LOL... this is another funny one. not quite as funny as the original...

[blaziankhmer]

i love this shit, that elite team fighting is a fucking moron, i think his mom dropped him off the empire state building (on purpose) when he was a baby.

[dbuschhorn]

"97% survive. The other 8% don't." Maybe the 8% just aren't giving 110%!

[flyinlizard]

I wonder what happens if he meets a guy that brings a gun to his knife fight..

[MungosArgentus]

You guys RULE. LOL

[csuhdraven]

@Herisk They're back up. LOL!

[Sen666neS]

How and anyone dislike this Elite super-hardcore training video...er sorry, Elitest training video. Are you a 4' 100# weakling? I was until I saw THIS video, now I'm 6'5" 300# and lighting up skinnys all over tha place. Elitest!!!!!

[RaderizDorret]

This is epic. I guarentee he's wearing that balaclava (sp?) partially because he's having a hard time keeping a straight face.

[Fight4Honor218]

LOL DAM this shit is funny. That Elite Team Fighting guy really didnt know what he was talking about. Oh, where can i get one of those Tactical Whistles lol

[PornDawgDaddy]

I guess if I buy a shirt that says Special Forces I'm credible. 

[ImTheVanillaGorilla]

I've taken oout sentries, dogs... gerbils... and japan.

[Fischereco2]

97% of people who wear body armor survive...the other 8% don't because they're stupid.

[BBR0000]

oh yea, you are the man. This vid was needed

[woncrzymof0]

hahahahahaha

this is so great 

[fixdeluxe1]

For a mall ninja:

Tactical Twinkies

A bag of duracoated chip packets

A Laptop with a good video card to play COD4 to learn about warfare

An M4A1 Airsoft Carbine

A bottle of Ultra-Strength Mountain Dew

[coffeesk8er]

Omg this is funny!!! that Elite lameo is well uber lame/ummmm stupid!

[omgnumbersandletters]

goddamn, good thing I found this, never would have thought of the tactical whistle. Am I elitest now?

[shnizzlebizzle4rizzl]

you sir are a GOD

[eLoRiGiNaL650]

The other guy had REAL GUNS and REAL body armor. No need to make fun just because you don't have real guns or the amount of gear/guns that the other guy has.

[robblac]

lol, what a Homo

[6badfish]

Next time I’m at Wal-Mart I’m picking up all my mall ninja gear.

[naganalf21]

GOD DAMNIT!  Why did I join Elite Team Fighting when there was Elitest out there too!

[bblinda129]

This is hilarious. I hope everybody can laugh at themselves.

[fdofhsaiuhshgiu]

I really fucking hope to God this guy is joking. I think he is though, as I think he's making fun of the ''Elite Team Fighter'' guy who was serious. (O_o)

[fidgetingfinch]

Haha, this is good. That Elite Team Fighting guy is hilariously retarded.

[apeguy35]

You idiots saying this kid is an idiot are just showing how stuid you are! This is obviously a joke made at the expense of the dumb ass kid who calls his vids "Elite Team Fighting" and is serious! Never ceases to amaze me at how many morons are out there. You guys think this kid is serious obviously need some friggin help!

[mikesheritage5]

K??? K??? I'm credible K??? as you can see K...army across my chess...K. When you turn 18...join the service K....any learn how to really do it....K.

[Dytonic]

wtf is a tactical whistle

[DrPain762]

@Dytonic it's a joke...a tactical whistle is a joke.

[noiseterroristscum]

I'm no elite team fighter, but if I got shot in the throat, the last thing that would be going through my head as I go into shock is standing on one leg and blowing my whistle.

[mikesheritage5]

@noiseterroristscum Uh yeah, if you get shot in the throat your fucking throat would be the whistle...this guy is a dumbshit....air wont make it to your lips with a hole in your throat. And this guys credible???? hahahahah Incredibly lost!! lol

[MaximusErectius]

"We use this on ops all the time. Taking out sentries, dogs, gerbils, Japan." LOL

[PuddleJumpinFool]

You can hear him laughing, funny video

[ColtraneM3]

haha! so epic!

[rspeed9i6]

lmao 255

[swiftcoyote]

Aw....I thumbed down by accident. I'm used to it being on teh other side.

[Hispeed1]

Who the F is this gai? I see you're credible with your Army t-shirt from the local surplus store.

[Polenar]

5 stars for tactical whistle!

XD

[HaloStrike]

hahahah lol! good parody!

[Sionadi]

MALL NINJA!!!! lol

[paetrw]

haha good stuff

[Vansain]

"Also, my daughter uses this for skiing."

You are the man. How many times did you have to record this to get it in one take without laughs?1

[deadbraincells1]

This is fucking hilarious! Nice parody of the original.

[blinkynin]

Fantastic.....

[l33tninjaz]

God that was funny. The original video was hilarious even though it wasnt intended to be and this makes it all so much better. =)

[155Millimeter]

This dude looks like a f#g... And take that Army shirt off you tool. If you really did serve, I'm offended that they recruited you. If you represents the new Army, and Marines, No wonder their over there harassing puppies... Your probably one of those little toolbags that shows up at luby's and leaves his derringer in the car, allowing the bad guys to reak havok while you crouch down in the fetal position under a table sniffling like a kid. You bring shame to Patriots nationwide...

[randygriffin091391]

He's parodying another video lol dude chill

[mikeyjsc]

Dude you're a fag, and apparently born without a sense of humor. Clueless. You don't find the humor in this, but yet you make a video defending that jack-tard FabioCrow? Being in the Army doesn't count for jack, and doesn't make you special so get off it. You and FabioCrow are fags and deserve each other.

[155Millimeter]

STFU toolbag...

[mikeyjsc]

That's all you got huh? Your reply is just as worthless as your videos.

[TerroristLarryPhillp]

"the armed forces kill puppy's and PRIVATE CONTRACTORS KILL PEOPLE" there is your difference there isn't room for the Goopy's or jar jar's. make way for the Speical opertives...

[RamenOps]

Jesus christ kill yourself you little faggot.

[155Millimeter]

@RamenOps

STFU You little f@ggot b#tch...

[Markcuda]

Dude, you got winded just swinging the fucking knifeLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[911mykidsdead]

good to see someone making fun of those guys!

[m18perez]

i saw this before the original one, i thought he was an  idiot, until I saw the first guy!!! This guy is funny LOL

[moosiah]

I just watched 'elite team fighting' ........ that guy is a bozo..... this guy is funny ..good job

[617Ghost]

You guys need to see the "Elite Team Fighting" video he's making fun of - its hilarious. Well done sir, well done.

[double2echo]

does this guy have some sort of mental illness

[BeastSpore]

He's making fun of "Elite Team Fighting". Search for it haha

[JackSReaper]

Guy is making fun of some failure that thinks not having a sling is an amazing plus.

Good job guys.

[HayrettinBalci]

you're the elitest alright

[Yattutroll]

fucking kurd.

[LordBelfast]

Try not to laugh next time :D

[visionsecuritygt]

I hope this guy is jokeing. i loved the knife in the glove thing, i would also like to see how that works if he is wearing the other glove also. Or has he got the micheal jakson one glove thing going on. This kid needs help !!!!

[reichstagburner]

Wow, this is hilarious. Any idiot with a pocket knife would own this fool. Thanks for the laugh, giveup18.

[l3tl3v]

It's a parody of "elite team fighting"

[erptastic]

LMAO i love because hes wearing an army T shirt hes obviously credible... Army cmon?

Giving a shout out to my fellow "Protectors of the Classified, and Defenders of the Staties"

[elseby]

Snap. Bring it up. Whistle.

Fucking awesome dude.

[jawbone83]

fucking brilliant. lmao. "skinnies". classic

[Anderris]

man u must stop playin CS. And tie your shoes next time...lol real army never shows up with their shoes untied!

[rockstarofredondo]

Oh my GOD! I couldn't have asked for a better response to "Elite Team Fighting". Fine work, my man. Fine work. 97% survive, the other 8% don't.....because they're stupid.

Christ I love this. One integrated unit!!

[nrcolon]

Is this a "mall ninja" sketch form SNL? Very funny if it is. If this guy is serious, clinical help is required.

[kameronbc21]

to break your knife attack ill lock arms with you and trip you

[mertrixmagna]

The first video I have ever lol to on youtube.

[mikefian]

"Snap, Bring it up, Whistle. Leg up to protect."

"Gore-Tex lining, Basically the same as Kevlar."

"Shoulder, Shoulder, Waist, Waist, Navel Poke."

"The Tactical Drop, use this on ops all the time, takin out sentrys, dogs, gerbils, japan."

Lol i love it.

[toquantien]

Its no easy to make this Video folks...

[dougjohnstonn]

you are an idiot.

[RANGER936]

Ill tell you what how about You, the Elite team fighting idiot, and the so called private contractor poser in multicam, make your own little crime fighting team and we actually trained operators and soldiers will scrap you off the ground and put you in a wood box, with your own little american flag, so you can atleast die with som dignity.

[RANGER936]

Stop making these videos, you are not and have never been: a soldier, cop, swat, or private contractor, so stop acting like an idiot and get a life, go outside and do sompthing. Your wearing a bath robe and a bicycle hemet swinging a blade you look like a retard killer from a low budget horror movie. Some people who watch this can use it and get badly hurt or killed, you know nothing about knife fighting, it is an anchient art, and is nothing easy to master, and you are not even close.

[RANGER936]

If you came a me swinging that knife out so wide, I would do a X block, wrist lock, disarm and take you to juviee, come on! you look like an idiot and I think you are wearing a bicycle helmet, get a life and go have some fun and stop trying to educate people on sompthing you know nothing about.

[apeguy35]

Very funny! Sad part is that the "Elite Fighting Fag" probably thinks you're a kindred spirit! lol

[DanielBoon121350]

and I thought there were some serious people out there

[red12g]

Very funny! Nicely done.

[mdfdbusa]

ok -people want their paintball, tae kwon do uniforms, bicycle helmets, and dance videos back!!!

DUde, you're huffing and puffinf with a few mis-guided knife strokes....get some cardio workouts! I recommend Brook Burkes. If it doesn't help you, at least she's hot!

[chisao]

AWESOME:)

[scrateshooter]

I forgot how funny this was!!!

[BadazzShovelhead]

Nicely done!!!! Elite fighting dude is a douche

[TheSirUber]

best 6 minutes of my life!

[thehammerglock17]

Bravo sir... Bravo

i lol'ed

[qwerky937]

this is delta stuff guys

use this on ops all the time

takin out sentries

uh dogs

gerbils

japan

Love it!!

[sel36]

FUAROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bunnymud]

"SOME ARE ELITE, WE ARE ELITEST "

Like Obama?

[3091181]

lmao I love this. That elite team fighter guy is such a tool. "You want to limit your options to cut him." You even got his constant state of being winded down. How many spec ops out there have asthma?

[robo8148]

he is making fun of elite team fighting...not serious

[MurryKatz]

ghey, oh so very ghey.

[meansartin]

Wait, man you aren't elitest, you are eliteerest!!!

[snorman99]

"Who's gonna defend against that?" Hahaha this is so good :)

[JoeDurobot]

That was some funny shit!

I love the use of the balisong with two hands to open it.

[plechatam]

Dude, that was awesome!

[tak40311]

Dude, this is the funniest thing I have ever seen. Good job!

[marinecorpsniper]

DOUCHE

[YF681]

Dude he's joke

[tdi2010]

LMAO I love this vid.

Whatever happened to the original douche this guy is making fun of?

[YF681]

I posted this 10 times and he would'nt approve.

[FFXSUCKED]

Tactical drop. Hell yes.

Plus, that army shirt makes you look HELLA legitimate, dog.

[alantecontra]

i am so laughing...so funny.

[PompousFlea]

Haha, that was great!

[andrewth13]

Great clip.

No laughing though, this is serious.

Haha

[bradtinmouth]

if this is a joke it is hilarious if it is not it is even more hilarious

[traprmike]

navel poke,, LOL

good job.. you'll do well in life

[Naterstein]

I like how he is laughing under his breath at times.

[urbanelf]

I am the head of a secret multinational corporation that is in need of Elitest Team Fighters such as yourselves. You will be rewarded handsomely for your services.

You will be contacted by one of my associates soon.

Global Phearcorp, LLC.

[FFXSUCKED]

ATTENTION:

The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you an elite enough dude to rescue him?

ZanzibarCorp, inc.

[SurvivalReport]

This guy is my hero! Funny as heck!!! 5 stars!

[spraynpray]

Was the original a joke? I can't figure it out.

[NsOakland6]

I can't either. I think it was serious though.

[JEC18159]

lmfao AWESOME

[ofcjduty]

HAHAAHAHA! MAN! That's awesome! I wish I had thought of making a vid to put up in response to the other guy. Absolutely hilarious! I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes! Can we expect any ghillie suit videos in the future?

[lachcik5084]

wow lol now i can use your tips when i ship to iraq YES!

[xXAZN407Xx]

lmao its an reinactment or course

[xXAZN407Xx]

is thia the same persona sthe other cuz the other one said no bs too...........

[panchov27]

fukin awesome laughed my ass off

[NOStyC5]

OMFG! That is freakin hilarious! Taking out Gerbils, Japan...frickin GENIUS!!!

[Gildog77]

Classic dude! I saw the original, and even though you're spoofing him, you still make more sense!

[pfotojenik]

LMAO! 97% and 8% does not equal 100% dork lol.

[BoomerSooner74]

Mall Ninjas crack me up!

[powderkid]

9/10

[TerroristLarryPhillp]

this is crap he's poor and has no skills and before you make a dissin vedio make sure your the right age and don't live with mommy that fighter guy might live with he's mom but he is not as poor as this dude he's a ghetto h0 that is good for ENT. this is pretty stupid and people respone too dumb shit on youtube they talk about this dude not saying shit what he suppose too say. but if you watch this and think it is a good dissin vedio it ain't and the elite guy needs more comedy like this

[zzippo81]

More. I Demand More! I have already subscribed after seeing another vid of yours. May I suggest picking up with how to clear a house "room to room" with a 30" barrel shotty?

[crozomatic78]

I love watching this, you need to make more!

[c9ari]

Very funny

[swiftcoyote]

"Also my daughter uses this for skiing" Best line.

[snorman99]

I'm adding a whistle to my gear asap.

LOL!!! Awesome parody :D

[balls0flead]

LOL

we use this trick all the time, takin' out sentries, dogs, gerbils, Japan...

[natedawg1000]

Dude, thank you for posting this. That "Elite Team Fighter" needed to be taken down a notch. You rock. Can I have your baby?

[firejoe3]

ok, having watched this joke I've learned this: he's a kid. karate shirts= body armor? ops to him mean the city park. I need a snow board helmet to "light up skinnys". If shot in the throat I can't talk but I can conjure up enough air to blow a whistle mounted on my leg. (wouldn't somewhere else be a bit more ummm..logical) I want to "limit my options to cut him" in a knife fight. Gortex=Kevlar? should tell the army about that one. do this and I can kill gerbils in Japan. right?

[ohioastromech]

This is in response to a video titled Elite Team Fighting.

Look that up and you will see this is a joke.

And a good one at that.

[firejoe3]

What? is this guy like 16? I'm only a few moments into the video and I'd like to say this: first, if you're going to slash your "body armor" shirt, please take the sheath off your knife. Second: "97% of the people survive because they wear body armor, the other 8% don't because they're stupid". Uh..maybe it's just me but doesn't that add up to 105%?? Why do people watch "training videos" from some adolescent who obviously got HIS training from you tube as well?

[WdpIan]

Its a joke dude... hes making fun of the Eliteteamfighting guy...

[zzippo81]

Why do people post before watching the video? If you actually finished the video then you already feel like an ass, if you didn't finish then go back and watch it then reply with a simple "derr"

[3of11]

"straight talk".... son you are no John McCain.

[wjake19]

this is great stuff.. you can teach this ETF guy some good stuff.. I am waiting for him to post a coment

[striker1553]

haha!!!!! funny shit

[giveup18]

The grey shirts are just for average non-elitest pukes. The shape shifting green is reserved for the very best. They are disguised as snowsports equipment to not draw attention on ops and I already had my dinner (cheese omelet MRE) before filming. so shut up and go die somewhere

[usha777]

What about the Kung Fu grip???? Dont you use the Fung Fu grip???. You cant play army with out Kung Fu grip.

Dont bring a knife to a gun fight dork. LOL this is funny shit.

[torque222]

Very funny.

Can't wait to join.

You got my $19.95 right?

[Diestone2950]

Naval Poke...Just priceless. Elite Team Fighting parody FTMFW.

[ljbuck18]

I realized it late. But yes, I think this is funny.

[ljbuck18]

To tell you the truth, I thought you were serious, lol. I apologize about the previous post.

[ljbuck18]

Are you fucking retarded? Are you fucking serious? If me and you got into a knife fight, your ass would be cut up and thrown out. I'm glad you think you're great. You try that shit on me, I'll "Tactical Drop" your ass. I'm fucking serious, I'm DELTA FORCE Serious.

By the way, nice Paintball helmet.

[thumper49802]

im not sure if you know hes making fun of the other video "elite team fighter"

[scrateshooter]

You are retarded. This guy is the real deal Delta Seal.

[recoilef]

"You know? The moment this goes through, you want this to blast through your thumb." AHAHAHAH! God... all Elite Team Fighting parodies are just awesome.

[jeepinbanditrider]

I guess some folks don't get this is a parody of "Elite Team Fighting".

[1341usmc]

I almost peed myself laughing, this video is great, no BS!

[PHMadness]

Lol, LOVE IT!!!! I think the Elite Team Retard can learn a few moves from you. Please make more to humiliate the idiot the way he truly deserves!

[crunchypsp53]

wow just wow you took down japan?!?!?! wtf thank you so much for making me laugh so much! keep it up

[swiftcoyote]

Best line: "Leg up to protect"

[vangion]

I love it

Best one ever

[vangion]

But does your resume even come close to what the original posted as his EliteTeamFigting

I learned safety and accuracy first.. started out with a BB blaster, progressed to .22 LR, then .410 Then I played a little paint-ball with military guys at age 7. Then I played paint ball with Military Guys at age 20

Are you starting to realize I'm pretty zeroed on my tactics despite all the negative press?

Thank you so much for pwning this fool

[goingsick]

"GORE-TEX lined... basically the same as Kevlar" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THIS SHIT IS SO HILARIOUS!!!! GREAT SATIRE!

[jawbone83]

i wasnt sure if he was serious until he said the gortex line.

[Taffy1974]

No BS!! Im Crying over here!!!! LMAO!!

[Taffy1974]

LMAO!!!!!

[Stevo8904]

".......also, my daughter uses this for skiing."

Genius, dude, genius.

[klextacy]

Fucking brilliant!

[mjeilson]

Naval Poke? LMAO!!! You sir are the epitome of a smartass...

Very funny, Kudos. Make more. This is classic.

Oh yeah, check out 'shrine of the mall ninja' (do a search on it). Long read but vastly hysterical. Incorporate some of that into your next video if you can.

[MitchellCT]

Uh...

This is a joke, right? I mean, this has to be a joke because this is too sad to be even remotely serious...