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  • hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah­ahahahahha

  • i have seen demonic strength. me: roid rage? i have seen wickedness. me: oh so you were a stoner once?

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  • @Emblemz Yes...it totally ISN'T the exorcist that is bullshit...

  • @Emblemz 2

    Troll harder faggot.

    "decent exorcist".

    Thanks for letting me know whose side you're on, you fucking clown.

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  • @Emblemz

    Perhaps you should observe how real life actually works, rather than the works of bullshit con artists who laugh at your gullibility.

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  • Christians are the most fucked up people i have ever talked to before most of those guys just need more tail

  • 1:48 i do the same thing to the homeless on the street, then push them yelling get out

  • This is sad. How can this guy live with his bullshit.

  • wat a pew is it the chair?thats such a weird word

  • I bet exorcists get paid good.

  • get out in jesus name! get out! JAJAJAJAJAJAJA

  • thats not oil it is my evil piss

  • I'm not getting involved in this one. Skol!

  • Incomprehensible- I'll give you tons of science and archeology that backs up the claims of the Bible. Fact is, the more science figures out about our world and the universe, the more it points to intelligent design. That's not coming from the Christian scientist only, but from main stream atheist scientist. You sound ignorant or just sadly misinformed.

  • @collingregory Nobody said the bible is total fiction. The fact is that it's not true where it needs to be. I NEVER CLAIMED THERE WAS NO GOD(S), so save your intelligent design bullshit for somebody who gives a damn. BTW, intelligent design is just another form of biased creationism, that's why nobody respects it. The question of God(s) is philosiphical, not scientific. However, the question of Yahweh can be answered: HE DOESN'T EXIST... or he's a cosmic lier. I believe it's the first option.

  • Incomprehensible- I'll give you tons of science and archeology that backs up the claims of the Bible. Fact is, the more science figures out about our world and the universe, the more it points to intelligent design. That's not coming from the Christian scientist only, but from main stream atheist scientist.

  • @collingregory You represent the creationist morons who not long ago made arguments involving bananas, "fronkies" and "crockoducks". Even now dirtbags like Ben Stein swear up and down that evolution is supposed to explain the origin of life. You think I give a damn what you biased morons have to say? YES I CALLED YOU A MORON, turnabout is fairplay. You people are a joke. "Mainstream" scientists who believe the bible is true wouldn't still be "mainstream" now would they? You can't even lie right.

  • *sigh* It's sad that some people believe in this bullshit. Same with religion.

  • u really need to read the Biblia

  • this is real demons being in people i seen it happen to my family its pretty crazy

  • @JulieMae151 You are absolutely right...and while I can no longer understand people's desire to believe in something that science can prove to be out right wrong (other than out of fear), I am just fine with people trying to believe whatever they wish...until this kind of thing happens (see video above).

  • Christianity will never die.

  • I tried dumping water on my dad and shaking him but it only pissed him off.

  • 0:43, he starts to describe what he saw on Chris Angel's show.

  • lol.

    Get Out!

  • Well my mother always said that Olive oil is the key to a good life!

  • Haven't you heard?! GET OUT!!!

  • Christianity is a fraud, mostly

  • LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Water! No, I'm melting! meltingg........aargghhh

  • 1:54, Fuck bitch that wasnt saposed to be ice cold wata, ahahaahahahh wtffff this is halarious

  • Note how the "exorcist" is spouting off the same way a 14 year old boy brags about his trumped-up exploits. It all goes to show SOME PEOPLE DON'T GROW UP. EVER. When we put our lives in the hands of such people, this is what gives bullshit its staying power.

  • I've heard better scolding from parents yelling at a 2 year old.

  • 1:46 Ah! It's so damn cold!

  • @JulieMae151 You are the future.I invite you to check out my channel favorites and keep an open mind. If you fear for your faith and refuse then so be it.The choice is yours but know this:unless that "end time" that Christians have been expecting for the last 2000 years which according to Mark 24: 1-34 is running WAY behind schedule occurs real soon,Christianity will not make it to 3000 years like some religions of the past have.Even if it does, it'll be so secularized it'll be unrecognizable.

  • Christianity is on the way out my friends and not just because it's numbers are generally on the decline. It's decaying from the inside out. Every generation takes the bible's words a little less literally and education has not been the church's friend. The bible says one thing,Christians say it's a fact,science proves it wrong, Christians proclaim "Oh that was just a metaphore", repeat. Sooner or later the bible is going to run out of room to backpedal and fall right off a cliff.

  • @incomprehensible14 i wish i could live long enough to see that day..alas even with it's decline it's still alive and thrashing.

  • @incomprehensible14 You may be right about Christianity being on its way out, but there are still many uneducated Christians passing on the Jesus and Gospel fables to their children and others. Islam, beyond doubt, is the next major religious menace.

  • @incomprehensible14 ever heard of "M- Theory?" It's crazy...

  • @joshuajamesthornton Just googled it...it is crazy.

  • @incomprehensible14 The Mayans did make a prediction that would take place in 2012 , among the four, and one of them detailed "One society losing faith in it's religion". Something to those extents.

    Sounds realistic enough, we're growing more intelligent. As technology and understanding evolve, the necessity in praying becomes less important in our every day lives.

  • Then the Mayans were ahead of their time @FatalFist. Make no mistake, I'm a HUGE fan of deism. I have nothing against the concept of a higher power that humans have code-named God(s). I don't even have anything against prayer in the typically deistic sense. That said, speaking for God(s) AKA religion is evil. It's caused far more trouble than it's worth and we must all do our best to fight it in all forms with the only weapon that stands a chance...intellect.

  • @incomprehensible14 I'd give you a hundred thumbs up if I could.

  • @FatalFist To paraphrase the last lyric on the theme music for "the Boondocks": I will remain a soldier till the battle is won...or until they leave us and the educational system alone. One of these days, Christians and Muslims are going to figure out why intellectual types pretty much never speak out against the Omish...

  • @incomprehensible14 One can only hope. Of course, in a nation as superstitious as the US of A, I am not so sure that we are so very far from burning witches again.

  • @eddybaby58 to live in a country in this era where people like Peter Popoff, Benny Hinn, Uri Geller, Jim Callahan and those assholes from Ghost Hunters get taken so seriously by so many is far scarier than watching any zombie or horror movie. Just thinking about it too hard makes me want a drink...

  • @incomprehensible14 atleast we still have the quran.

    LETS BLOW UP SOME THINGS YIIIHAAA

  • @Painjm LOL!:) The Qur'an's day IS comming though. Remember, Islam is a little younger than Christianity...so it's not as close to death. But it's day will come. I know it will.

  • @incomprehensible14 -- I'll give you tons of science and archeology that backs up the claims of the Bible. Fact is, the more science figures out about our world and the universe, the more it points to intelligent design. That's not coming from the Christian scientist only, but from main stream atheist scientist. You sound ignorant or just sadly misinformed.

  • @collingregory Call me ignorant so I'll get mad and you'll have an excuse to write offf wverything I said and brag to your friends about how another unbeliever proved to you that they're "full of the devil"... is that your strategy? PATHETIC. Your vvery tone belies the fact that like many (most(?) believers, you don't give a damn about saving anybody. Your just another frigtened man desperately trying to convince himself of his own convictions.

  • @collingregory Nobody takes you clowns seriously and BS tactics like this is part of the reason why. You sound ignorant or just happily misinformed because afterall, ignorance is bliss:)

  • @collingregory You are very un-smart.

  • @incomprehensible14 Almost all religion was created to make sense of things, like how we got here all that stuff but now that science is finding out the actual answers the need for religion is not there.

  • @incomprehensible14 On the contrary, fundementalism is a relatively new phenomenon that resulted as a Christian backlash to the enlightenment.

  • @geoffrz450 A few people here and there didn't take the bible literally but for the majority of the church's history, the majority of the church took the bible literally and still does today. It's true that more and more christians are suddenly claiming that the bible's not a literal read but they're mostly driven by the mountain of evidence against things like a 6000 year old galaxy. The only real evidence that the bible wasn't meant to be taken literally is that it's proven wrong when it is.

  • @incomprehensible14 The catechism, the catholic church's official views on the bible, acknowledge that it is not fact. The church has been a large supporter of science. They deal with different questions. There is very little overlap. Pope John Paul the second acknowledged evolution as a viable and likely theory. I would argue that the majority of the church's history wasn't against science. Yes, during Galileo's time, it was, but most other times, it was a supporter of science.

  • @rcmeyerson So that's why according to Gallup Poll, America is 77% christian and 40% YEC.

  • @incomprehensible14 Wow what a good comment!

    If you were the one who came up with it, I salute you:)

  • Bullshit indeed

  • I didn't just run into some "shitheaded" christians @JulieMae151.Christianity was my life for the first 18 years. I took it literally and was most likely well on my way to a nervous breakdown had I not wised up.I'm very much aware that there are many different kinds of Christians (most of whom pick and choose which parts of the bible they listen to and which they ignore) but the bottom line is that the Bible is scientifically incorrect and contradicts it self repeatedly.

  • @JulieMae151 you may not know it and I mean no disrespect but the first sentence in your reply reaks of intellectual dishonesty. The three main things something must have to be a religion are a God(s), worship, and dogma.Christianity has all of these things, therefore it is a religion.This ridiculous idea that "True Christianity" is not a religion is a lie that is being told by many churches more and more in an effort to appear more exclusive or "underground".What need would "God" have of liers?

  • That kid lied about drinking a potion and felt like he was being possessed just because he wanted that guy to touch him.

  • They should add some rosemary to vaporize the demon.

  • @JulieMae151 the only asswipe is the delusional nut professing belief in a primitive concept like god. you are a weak minded sheep conned into religion do to your inability to face reality and question the world around you. grow up and DROP THE SECURITY BLANKET. anyone who accually believes in exorcism over modern medicine is a pathetic excuse for a human being.

  • Please take it easy on her @roxas12590. She's just a kid and I can tell you with great certainty that such a rough approach would only have driven me deeper into my delusion when I was her age.You're also working too hard.It's pointless to attempt to prove a negative such as there being no higher power(s) of any kind.Now disproving dogmatic religions such as Islam and Christianity on the other hand, that's a far more appropriate task for carbon based life-forms such as we.

  • lol.

    

  • did you visit a doctor ?

    schitzophrenia can meke you see all those things you describe

  • it looks like they are about to bake him......

  • he kinda looks like George Lucas, the exorcist

  • LOL their just bullying him

  • The bullshit meter is....over 9000!

  • It's a known fact that demons hate olive oil.

  • @GoogleVideoMan hahah gheat i love olive oil :p

  • @GoogleVideoMan You Ain't Got No Pancake Mix!

  • This mothafucka ain't got nothing on constantine

  • His arrogance and ability to so easily dominate the minds of my mother and her friends even though nothing had taken place left no doubt in my mind. Maybe there is a God(s) and maybe there isn't...but even if there is there is NO REASON TO BELIEVE THAT ANY RELEGION KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT GOD. Relegions are man made. Only Diests come close to understanding God if there be one...

  • Fun fact about me: an exorcism that went wrong is what released me from Christianity. In my youth my mother called one of these "Christian witch doctors" to exorcise my demon since apparently she thought I was possesed. It had no effect on me but he was still able to trick my mother and her friends into believing that an evil spirit had been exorcised from me!!:)

  • This dude looked like a drunkard in church, these Christians made a hell of a prank on him.

  • wow thats such bullshit..

  • i swear they put shit in the water stuff that burns like poisin ivy

  • OMG - I've seen it all now. Were they doing an exorcism or trying to prepare the guy to be roasted - olive oil, salt and water - where were the potatos and carrots. This is such utter nonsense I cannot believe people in the 21st century believe in this superstiious crap. Talking to demons? C'mon - if your going to talk to some supernatural entity, why not commune with Napolean. Diseased minds.

  • Not only can I perform exorcisms but I can do it over the internet. LMAO. What a piece of shit. I cant help but laugh at those dumb enough to buy into that shit.

    "Um yea I have had conversations with Satan." -then you need to be committed

  • The guys just hung over

  • "Internet exorcist"...that's rich...

  • What a bunch of fucking shit. Can't believe people are still stupid enough to believe this religious fucking crap.

  • its like family guy, "Stop it! just stop it!"

  • Let me tell you what I've seen: scammers, fraudsters, thieves, compulsive liars, con men, cheaters, embezzlers, marketers, cold callers. All of them.

  • @MrTrilliondollarman: This video isn't meant to prove anything about exorcism in an of itself. This video is an advertisement; it wants you watch Showtime to see the full episode.

  • Oh lordy lord lord....I will free this child from these evil spirits....lmfao...wtf is this moron thinking???

  • A bit of oil, salt and water and we are ready to cook this guy. Oh yeah!!! Don't forget the garlic for vampires and to add a bit of taste... WTF!!!!!

  • Splash of water and half-hearted shouting defeats the most powerful demonic forces on Earth. hhhmmmmmmm. . . . . something seems sorta fishy about all this . . . . . .

  • eventually they're going to outlaw christianity, and or kill christians. :(

  • LOVED the show: Bullshit!

    LOL!

  • the guys is just a dumb ass thinking hes possessed in reality hes just not thinking right if he starts speaking in tongues and in latin with a different voice then were getting somewhere =/.

  • LOL i am 21 years old an I have seen and heard alot of BULLSHIT.

    looks like that guy is going to cook the other guy for dinner.

    THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL A CULT..

  • Get out. GET OUT IN JESUS NAME lol

  • exorsism is the biggist pile of bullshit....weaked minded moronic christains will believe anything.

  • @BudPeters44 the placebo effect does not count either you moronic delusional nut. in this day and age if you think that exorsism is the answer to a problem the you truly are fucked up. this is not the dark ages.

  • @dudPeters44

    u dont believe in god asshole,u believe in ur own self righteousness

    aint nothing worse than stupid brainwashed racist christians like u

  • No oxymoron at all @BudPeters44. Please watch a video called: Athiests SECRETLY believe in Yah Weh. It's on my favorites list.

  • @incomprehensible14 are you fucking stupid athiests dont beliveve in god you twat

  • Hey @herespyro99 here's a crazy thought! Why don't you WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO AND THEN REPLY TO ME!!! I don't even have to ask if you're stupid, your little comment is all the proof needed to confirm that. Now beat it you worthless losser...your "troll-fu" is no good here chump:[)

  • ...and another thing, LEARN TO USE QUESTION MARKS!!! Damn! It's like Youtube's a magnet for idiots...

  • @BudPeters44

    eye color change,voice demonicaly change etc...

    sounds like a wild night with ur mother

  • MerekSadow61 shut the fuck up u r ruinin the video. Pull your head out of your ass youre not funny.

  • muthafuka u just need to smoke some weed. see if that works

  • Ok guys, it looks like its time for some church burnings.

  • Sweet. So Varg Vikernis, what's our first target?

  • Ha ha ha ha you fail!

    I was being sarcastic dumbass!

  • And you obviously don't know what the hell a joke is. So in turn you fail.

  • Oh ok you were making a funny, unfortunately you fucking suck so hard that it wasnt funny at all.

  • Yeah I'm not to good at making them, but at least I know one when I see one.

  • Youre a faggot!

  • "stop it,.....stop it right now...."

    rofl, thats super gay

  • That guy must be insane...

  • Hahaha

    When they put the oil on him i though they were going to set him on fire.

    Now that would be a real exorcism

    "get out in Jesus' name, or well set u the f**k on fire you prehistoric demon b***h !!!!" XD

  • what the sit

    if this guy isnt an actor...i feel truly sorry for him and his followers

  • I believe he is to defame christianity and Jesus's name.

  • hahahahah religious nuts are very funny.  Very pathetic, but dammit- it's funny on some level

  • The "potion": Brugmansia.

  • SERIOUS DELUSIONS !!!!!! Medication may help.

  • Witch chips??

  • 1:55 Get out, get out dude, dude its your turn to go for chips, dude get out.

  • GETOUTHE XD......umbillical brother by the way

  • And they are tax exempt !! Where is the accountability ?? Does the seperation of church and state mean the kooks have free rein ???

  • Its so rediculous!!

  • Get out! Get out! Get out in jesus name!

  • No wonder Europe is gone athiest. With more religous mentally challanged finatics, its no surprise !! And the people here in America are or the intelligent ones have gone athiest too.

  • Aredneck exorcist !! Wow, Thats twice as dumb.

  • peope are so fucking stupid that it doesnt surprise me if we fucking destroy ourselfs.... and it be good 2 in a way :P

    No, im no pessimist :P

  • And I'm going to laugh when you waste your entire life believing a sham. Fool.

  • ROOOFL TAKE THAT OLIVE OIL!!!

  • ;) volcanic9 agreed,

    Religion. lol.

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  • I love penn and teller

  • Hey Demons....stop it. Stop it right now. That's not nice. Get out.

    This is just ridiculous lmao.

  • lmao nice

  • This guy is Derp. Thanks, Penn and Teller, for showing us the absolute retardation of exorcisms. I love Penn's commentary.

  • GTFO DEMONS!! lol

  • the chill factor alone... oh my..

  • Ha! Ha!

    religion.

  • is that a harvey birdman reference?

  • mmmmmmmmmmmaybe

  • If demonic possesion consist of seizures, body contortions, vomitting and vulgar language, then I am not impress! Is this the best the all powerful Satan can do? lol Hey Satan, why don't you level an entire city or state, then I'll be impress. Until then, go huff and puff somewhere else lol

  • "Impessed" With an ED at the end.

  • lol

  • I love how this idiot makes it up: "Go, demon! Cut it out! Go away! F--- off! Oh, yeah, in Jesus' name! (Okay, throw the cold water on him now.)

    Yup, there's number 988 in the bag." I don't know how he can keep from giggling...

  • LMAO

  • Fools

  • There are diseases that can change your personality and it can make it look like you're possessed. Sometimes the sick believes it themselves.

  • Only people that believe in demonic possession have exorcisms.

  • LOL christians...

  • dude dont say that shit hardly any christians actually do this shit lol

  • Yeah but all Christians are fucking retarded

  • How so? Can you prove that there is no ultimate creator?

  • Wrong question. The burden of proof falls on those who assert, not on those who deny. You question is the same as: can you prove that Jews don't a secret bunker 50 miles below surface where 7 bankers live and control world's money supply? Can you prove that you did not rape your grandma last year?

  • Wrong. The burden would fall on the person holding the notion that the majority does not accept. You may presume that you have a invisible pink unicorn on your shoulder, but most people will not believe you, just as you may assume what you said about the bunker, but again, most people will not believe you, so the burden would fall on you both times.

  • Wrong. The burden of proof falls on the one who asserts that pink unicorn/turkeys in the Saturn/god/whatever exists. It has nothing to do with beliefs, majority's or not.

  • No. The burden falls on the person who holds the view/opinion/belief that the majority do not accept. For example, if one person says the earth is round and another person thinks the earth is flat, the burden would fall on the second person, not the first one.

  • Oh man, it's so ridiculous, I don't even know where to start... OK, imagine you, me and two of my friends are the only people left on the earth, or dropped off at a distant isolated uninhabited island, cut off from the rest. Let's say I, and two of my friends (the majority) start believing that you raped your grandma last year. According to your absurd logic, you need to prove us that you didn't! And we can come up with any bullshit and that would be the "truth" according to your flawed logic.