Skyrim: Brutal Assassination 5

[MrPhantom237]

didn't the same kind of thing happen in oblivion in a ship for the dark brotherhood with a guy call armond montierre?

[TheMipeidan]

I did it the honorable assassin way, cut his neck open ._.

[sonnyinceric]

he is a humanicorn lawl



[BlueRogue6]

Brutal assassination my arse.

I murdered him with my BARE HANDS.

[knl143]

You should shoot him in the knee. :l

[soundnfury]

He used to be an emperor till he took an arrow to the head.

Let the down voting...BEGIN!

[Atompinguin]

@soundnfury okay :P

[PSiGamerz]

when i killed the emperor i never even let him talk i just walked straight up to him and took him the fuck out :)

[junglepolle]

why didn't you give him an arrow to the knee instead?

[EpikMawnster]

I killed him by putting him down on his knees and then cut off his head dual sword Anakin style.

[strainedlemon009]

i love that boat so much! its fun killin the sailors and the captain when u open the door and he gets up and ur like "oh hi! ARROW TO THE HEAD!

[fuzzmanx]

Kiss the wall bitch



[Gugabd25]

0:19

MrRadiss: WHAT? ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!?!

[barra193]

Should have been to the knee.......

[TheDarkOrchid142]

M-M-M-M Monster Kill

[Br3ntv3nt0]

face plant on the window



[draconianvanguard]

Not as good as Fus Ro Dah as soon as he gets up and make him flip over the chair. Still good headshot though

[TheNateBurger]

I destroyed the Dark Brotherhood. A bunch of murderous, honorless cowards! For Skyrim!

[DJxKILLERBOY117]

@TheNateBurger dumbass they arnt cowards they are assassins the best of the best you want someone dead go to them something goes wrong they kill who they have to so they can do the contract wothout defaulting it and still survive

[TheNateBurger]

@DJxKILLERBOY117 If they weren't cowards they would challenge that target to battle in traditional nord fashion! They rely on stealth and surprise attacks to deal with foes they know they can't match in a real fight! It's dirty play, I tell you!

[DJxKILLERBOY117]

@TheNateBurger its a game and they are getting payed to do it quickly and quietly not challenge the guy to battle

[TheNateBurger]

@DJxKILLERBOY117 A game you say? Well then, it is a game tarnished by the actions of cheaters! If a man has a problem with another man, settle it like a... well, a man!

[DJxKILLERBOY117]

@TheNateBurger your such an idiot they are paid to do what they do for gods sake it is only a game dont be so critical and pretend like it is real and all this should be done in true nord fasion

[TheNateBurger]

@DJxKILLERBOY117 I'm the idiot? You are the one who fails to realize that these assassins have agreed to be paid to act as milk-drinking cowards who rely on their opponent having no knowledge of their even existence until death. Worse than them are the fools who hire them. Skyrim would be a much better place if a man would settle his own problems in a respectable way.

[DJxKILLERBOY117]

@TheNateBurger ohg my god it is a GAME get that through your stupid little head skyrim doesnt really exist and no one cares about the respectful way i garantee you wouldnt if you had to fight someone or kill him silently and possibly not die from the fight and they way your talking i can garantee you are fat and in a basement right now

[TheNateBurger]

@DJxKILLERBOY117 Guarantee, eh? Well then, you would be wrong. I'm actually about 5'5" (short, I know) and weigh 135lbs. Due to my training towards joining my college's track team next week I am actually quite physically fit as well. I simply made a comment jokingly in the attitude my character in-game would most likely have. You then took it as if I honestly cared about the subject and I proceeded to troll you. You don't have to believe me but it doesn't matter. I had my fun :)

[DJxKILLERBOY117]

@TheNateBurger why would you even pretend to be your character it is still a character after all and we actually way the same but im 5'9 but im still groing im only a sophmore in highshool honestly the way you were talking made me want to punch a baby because i thought you were some fat 10 year old kid thinking all games are realistic

[TheNateBurger]

@DJxKILLERBOY117 That's the beauty of the internet, kid.

[kreb42]

@TheNateBurger I enjoyed your trolling on here. it was subtle and well played. Really liked when you called dude a milk-drinker.  had me rollin.

[TheNateBurger]

@kreb42 Glad to see that there are people out there that actually understand what a troll is :)

[kreb42]

@TheNateBurger you wanna hear a good trollin story. this is no shit just today Tim Tebow called me out by name on his FB page for trollin him so hard over the last couple of months. I mean it may have been an assistant or something but that shit had 240,000 likes 7,000 shares and 29,000 comments. Super Epic Trolling. Called me out by my full fucking name.

[TheNateBurger]

@kreb42 Haha, awesome, I'm gonna have to go find this now!

[kreb42]

@TheNateBurger tried to link ya but wouldn't let me. Andrew Ray Moore. Check my page.

[TheNateBurger]

@kreb42 Just saw it. Jesus, what did you say?! hahaha

[kreb42]

@TheNateBurger oh that was you....cool cool.....dude i researched his family and his schedules and shit and then used that knowledge to say weird and creepy shit over a 2 month period and I finally got to him.Prolly my fave was when I found out that he was takin a make a wish kid to disneyworld and I said...saw you drive away yesterday....I like the lightswitches on the second floor...classy. Just weird shit like that. I learned shit about his nieces and cousins.I told ya it was an EPIC TROLL.

[kreb42]

@TheNateBurger friend me if ya want. us trolls have to stick together. hahaha

[AliveFox]

@TheNateBurger really?! and you´re what,a imperial guard?!

[TheNateBurger]

@AliveFox No. However, I have done my part for the empire. The real question is what are you? A little milk-drinker who wouldn't stand a chance in a fair fight?!

[AliveFox]

@TheNateBurger im the leader of the thieves guild, i´ve completed all the dark brotherhood quests (yes, i´ve killed the emperor) i´m lvl 47, and i hate the empire

i have all the deadra armor and a lot of deadric weapons...(i love deadra lords).

in oblivion i was a nice guy, cause the emperor himself take you out from the jail in oblivion :)...



[AliveFox]

@TheNateBurger but in skyrim, the emperor don´t even care if you die, cause you start the game, almost dying, why for?! NOTHING!!! The empire don´t even care about who you are, and what you´ve done and you could came up dying if Alduin didn´t had a chat with the imperials and distracted them, while you run from those bastards !!!!

then in exchange for the favor the empire make to you (almost killing you) i´ve killed the beloved emperor of theirs :) and i have also werewolf blood)

[AliveFox]

@TheNateBurger and what about you?!

ps: i hate milk...

[TheNateBurger]

@AliveFox Hahaha nice. I always tend to play my games as the noble warrior kind of guy. In Skyrim I don't like the empire, but I hate the thalmor even more and I just feel like the empire has the best chance against them. I'm gonna make an assassin/thief character soon though, never done it and it looks pretty fun

[AliveFox]

@TheNateBurger it´s fucking awesome, mate!!!

it´s hard to be a good guy in skyrim, to steal, to murder, this are all fucking awesome things!

although...now i´m done with the thief/murder things...

i´ve just went to the college of winterhold, to learn more about spelling and become (if you ask me...) a more "perfect" warrior... magics could be very useful X-D

[Darknessdark01]

i used to be a king but i took an arrow in the head.

[codafett]

DAMNIT! Can't a guy masturbate in this house?

[AliveFox]

are you playing in a console or in the pc!?

[flammingAssassin]

@AliveFox he plays pc

[AliveFox]

@flammingAssassin but can we drag the corpse on the console too?!

[flammingAssassin]

@AliveFox yeh we can

[mineragescott]

you should have sent a dragon in hes knee



[1soybean11]

someone needs to make a vid of him being decapitated

[xxJetsgo420]

i guess your the reason why guards are afraid of arrows

[MrHelmetProductions]

I won't be surprised when he says "I used to be an Emperor, but then I took an Arrow in the back of my head." when I meet him.

[signdowny]

he used to be an emperor but then he took an arrow in the head

[32saintsrow]

That awkward moment when the two comments are the same, but is actually one person replying to another person saying the same thing.

[zelstdragon]

he used to be an adventurer like you....till he took an arrow to the back of the head and slammed his face to the wall...lul gf

[11Superguy]

the awkward moment when this wasnt really the last quest because of the night mother

[jack0cat]

Oh my brain..!!

[thesinsthatibleed]

I used to take arrows to the knee, but then I took an arrow to the head.

[CombatFighter4895]

how do you join the dark brotherhood?

[TheAngelicgod]

@CombatFighter4895 go to any inn and ask have you heard any rumors. he will tell you about a kid who is performing the black sacrament. find the kid. he will give you a quest to kill gredol the kind who is nothing but kind. she is in riften. then i recommend you sleep somewhere, once you wake up you will be in an abandoned shack. you have a choice to kill any prisoner in front of the leader. you can kill all three its ok. she will invite you to their hideout, go and find it, when a password is

[TheAngelicgod]

@CombatFighter4895 asked say, silence, my brother. then go inside

[CombatFighter4895]

@TheAngelicgod thanks

[TheAngelicgod]

@CombatFighter4895 yw anytime, they give you a sweet horse later, its astrids, shadowmere

[protosega]

That arrow should of stuck him to the wall.

[Kingdragon467]

nice hit.....I guess

it was a easy shot



[MrRadiss]

@Kingdragon467 Well derp it was an easy shot... It was a brutal assassination

[Zyotzu]

@Kingdragon467 if you want a difficult shot, go to his perfect assassinations. lmao

[MrEpiczgamer]

the emporors quest was to kill the guy who asked you to kill him.

[Iliketacos091]

I wonder why nobody ever hears the squeek sound from the bowstring.

[monstercat6]

What might help out and make you look awesome is the nightingale armor. I have it and it is sweat.

[TheGamingBoy7]

Brain shot!!!

[Obi2K3nobi15]

why did he launch of the ground?

[gannondorf2]

oh goodie its a unicorn!

[BleakColours]

That awkward moment when this wasn't the last quest because you can get another from the Emperor but you shot him in the back of the head...

[MrRadiss]

@BleakColours I did get the last quest from him...

[BleakColours]

@MrRadiss Fair enough, I guess he just decided to go and look at his bookshelf after he realised he was going to be killed.

[EricMuyser]

@MrRadiss Then it was not the last, as in description, was his point.

[MrRadiss]

@EricMuyser It was the last, the emperors quest didn't really count.

[machinehead110]

@EricMuyser your a faggot bitch shut up mother fucker

[EricMuyser]

@machinehead110 Why so hostile broski? I don't care if it was the last our not, just clarifying for the guy.

[Chlongify]

Did i can made you a art for the intro?

[paymeback10]

xD Awesome if the arrowd didnt worked he would die from head bang aggainst the wall. xDdDdD

[HazARdClanLeader]

@MrRadiss you can acctuly get a contract from him, if you speak to him :)

[Killswitch750]

ive been walking around looking at people shouting Fus Ro Dah, i dont know what im expecting to happen

[P2KCinemas]

Lol his name is titus (is his brother's name boobes)



[Liosloa]

When I first did this, I thought he was peeing on the wall... then he took an arrow in the knee

[jeremih1311]

i love how the guy at the end got down to feel the dead guys balls!!\

[jztn27]

he's dead!!! he really did it!! Aventus Aratino did it!

[tyler19986]

OUCH BRO.

[allantetaylor3692]

and i thought the guy who was shooting everyone in the knee was bad

[COD4mike327]

Do a series where you exterminate entire cities.

If you kill someone in a city and their is no witness you get no bounty. Kill the entire city without any bounty.

[DeathlyOblique]

How did you pick his body up at the end?

~Hail Sithis!

[COD4mike327]

@DeathlyOblique Whatever console you playing on the button to pick up items hold that button

[mrtheskyrimman]

total PWN

[TheVelozity]

At lower ranges, i thing you aim too hight up, a arrow to the middle of the head is much deadlier than the upper head. Just my opinion. Keep the videos comming! I enjoy them alot :D

[MN121MN]

@Hjgduyhwsgah1

If he had done that, he should have used a legendary iron dagger.....

Then you could have a private dialoge in a white background and say Requiescat in Pace...

[Hjgduyhwsgah1]

@MrRadiss When you went over to him, I thought it would've been cool if you went over to him and said 'Requiescat in Pace', and shut his eyelids (Get the reference?).

[MrMoldy4]

i love how he accepted his death, what a good sport

made my job alot easier

[SupremeKingHaouJudai]

Hail Sithis!

[jacobgamino]

It would've been sick to kill him in different ways and show them all in one video :3

[EPICmancer666]

i used to hail sithis, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[AranhaSorrowweb]

I impaled him on my two sword up front and personal XD

[Yomega360]

Lol cuz this wasn't a spoiler. Good kill though. I cut his head off with my Blades Sword in my game :D

[215alexdx]

i used my shout LIKE A BOSS BITCH!

[TheAuthenticAuthor]

I just did this mission I used glass arrows and a glass bow with shock damage, then I did his 'request' if you know what I mean :)

[basie2314]

sweet i did cut his head of with a axe

[POOFS99]

Like a BOSS!

[KaskaMatej]

Hail Sithis!

[MrRadiss]

@KaskaMatej Hail Sithis!

[MrRadiss]

@KaskaMatej Hail Sithis!

[MrNorman0102]

@MrRadiss Hail Sithis!

[MisterBrainZ]

@MrRadiss I used to hail Sithis...

[lynnandpete]

@MisterBrainZ Until i took an arrow to the knee...

[moonman57]

@MrRadiss HAAAAAAAAIL SITHIS!!!

[LookImmaCowXD]

@MrRadiss Hail Sithis!

[VieraAssasin999]

@MrRadiss And to the Night Mother!

[l33tfailz]

@MrRadiss For the Night Mother! Hail Sithis!

[pontarn00]

@MrRadiss i chocked slammed his ass!

[MirrorsGrin]

@MrRadiss Hail Nobra!

(Robot chicken ;p)

[TheMrDecrase]

@MrRadiss Hail Sithis!

[TeamEmberFTW]

I used to kill Emperors all the time. But I took an arrow to the knee.

[dunterunt]

you know u got tons of contracs after you finish the quest series?

so we can still get more vids!

[izallskilfoo]

I'm getting payed tomorrow, I have always held off from buying video games and such... but this game is really making me rethink that. I want to play it so bad, is it worth it? I would have to buy an xbox to play it on though as my PC sucks.

[leehocking514]

I can't wait until your big. You are way to good at all this assassin stuff. Tel me, are you a member of the dark brotherhood?

[MrRadiss]

@leehocking514 Heh, I hope I can get big! And yeah, I'm a member of the Dark Brotherhood :D

[Avp86]

Too good!

[LikeAPierrot69]

I guess you could say

*puts on sunglasses*

That he had a splitting headache (kinda sorta fits)

[stevo292]

me Gusta! :D

[13914214]

Me Gusta!

[BLACKhole044]

These are awesome I subbed

[MrRadiss]

@BLACKhole044 Sweet :D

[TheMacaroniez]

@MrRadiss im pretty new at skyrim and im just wondering how do you pick things up like you did at the end

[MrRadiss]

@TheMacaroniez On the PC, you hold E while looking at something, not sure about consoles.

[MrRadiss]

@TheMacaroniez You hold down E while looking at the item on PC, not sure about Consoles.

[MrRadiss]

@TheMacaroniez You hold down E while looking at the item on PC, not sure about Consoles.