this thing is a sex toy including the shake weight and neckline slimmer. they teach you how to ride, jerk off, and build chin strength for oral save your money have sex with your husband
mmm i don´t think so, the good thing of horse riding is seeing all the woman around in skin tight jods and spurred boots and her butts going upside down in their leather saddle jeje
lol maybe you should try too ride a horse and when you get off you work out weather that felt like a work out... belive it or not you dont just sit on a horse and do nothing lol
Yes. Riding a horse burns calories if you do it correctly. Just sitting there like a lazy ass isn't going to do anything. If you work on your horse then you will burn calories. Riding isn't just about holding on and controling dumb ass.
Actually ride it, not go on some dumb little trail ride where you all you did WAS hold on and steer. Obviously you know nothing of horse back riding. Look at the top riders. Look at the Olympic riders. All they are is muscle. They are in top physical condition.
Uh, no. But you can keep telling yourself that. Not true, but go on and help yourself.
I'm pretty sure it's the other way around. Considering a little girl in high school just outsmarted your ass... Yea, it's definitely the other way around.
I've seen your videos. You aren't in shape. Sorry dude, but having a big head does not mean you are muscular (Nor smart in this matter) (But I do have to say I agree with the MJ comments. So I have to admit that you aren't that stupid.)
And if you even got out of elementary, you should act like it.
Come on, even a seven year old can provide a better argument then this. You're just a dumb shit who can't think of anything to say so you automatically go to "Well, I win anyways."
I could imagine someone using this and the shake-weight at the same time XD
Joeythatoneguy 6 months ago
Isn't it called the iGallop?
number1musicfans 6 months ago
ok so not like riding a horse...more like having sex.
showjumperluvr4 10 months ago
Could they at least have selected a better rider? uggghh
Crackerjackson89 11 months ago
I would like to see a commercial with this and the shakeweight from southpark...
lightballproductions 1 year ago
this thing is a sex toy including the shake weight and neckline slimmer. they teach you how to ride, jerk off, and build chin strength for oral save your money have sex with your husband
spuffygurl4eva 1 year ago
mmm i don´t think so, the good thing of horse riding is seeing all the woman around in skin tight jods and spurred boots and her butts going upside down in their leather saddle jeje
ravenwitch1 1 year ago
Does the incredibly fit brunette model come with it as standard, or is that an additional extra?
caldeneboy 1 year ago
Might as well just have sex everynight and call it a workout.
austinbicep 1 year ago
i was on one in brook stone and my mom made me get off because it looked like a sex machine besides i have my own horse
perfectstorm101 1 year ago
@perfectstorm101 She probably wanteed to "get off" on it, herself.
sharx35 7 months ago
@sharx35 lol true
perfectstorm101 7 months ago
I want one!
XXHarryPotterDorkXX 2 years ago
its not for exercise...
FlamingMonkeysss 2 years ago
Hilarious!!!!!
ThorlikeSmash 2 years ago
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PsychopathInFoil 2 years ago
she can joyride me any day
Rochabp 2 years ago
Holy shit, I saw this in a liquidation store today. Fucking hilarious machine.
FlipNautix 2 years ago
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PsychopathInFoil 2 years ago
lol maybe you should try too ride a horse and when you get off you work out weather that felt like a work out... belive it or not you dont just sit on a horse and do nothing lol
ziggyah13344 2 years ago
You try riding a horse and tell me its not evercise.
xmondayx 2 years ago
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PsychopathInFoil 2 years ago
Yes. Riding a horse burns calories if you do it correctly. Just sitting there like a lazy ass isn't going to do anything. If you work on your horse then you will burn calories. Riding isn't just about holding on and controling dumb ass.
xmondayx 2 years ago 2
I'm gonna assume you have never ridden a horse.
Actually ride it, not go on some dumb little trail ride where you all you did WAS hold on and steer. Obviously you know nothing of horse back riding. Look at the top riders. Look at the Olympic riders. All they are is muscle. They are in top physical condition.
Temporary433 2 years ago
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PsychopathInFoil 2 years ago
Uh, no. But you can keep telling yourself that. Not true, but go on and help yourself.
I'm pretty sure it's the other way around. Considering a little girl in high school just outsmarted your ass... Yea, it's definitely the other way around.
Temporary433 2 years ago
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PsychopathInFoil 2 years ago
Are you kidding me?
I've seen your videos. You aren't in shape. Sorry dude, but having a big head does not mean you are muscular (Nor smart in this matter) (But I do have to say I agree with the MJ comments. So I have to admit that you aren't that stupid.)
And if you even got out of elementary, you should act like it.
Come on, even a seven year old can provide a better argument then this. You're just a dumb shit who can't think of anything to say so you automatically go to "Well, I win anyways."
random101224 2 years ago 2
Yay Gabby! :] I wish I could see what the asshole actually said.... He removed all of his comments.... :[
showjumpersoec 2 years ago
You are right, but it's - than - not then :) just so you know.
xxxglamourbabexx 2 years ago
lol I was in the heat of the moment! Grammar wasn't on my mind then lol
But thanks!
random101224 2 years ago
Haha! I know what you mean, when I get into debates and arguments, spelling is not on my mind!
xxxglamourbabexx 2 years ago
Whoops. Wrong user name. I'm Random101224.
This account is well... Temporary (In case you can't tell.)
Temporary433 2 years ago
I tried this today in a store, and....it's in no way an exercise machine, if you know what I'm getting at...
LeannaElise 2 years ago
@LeannaElise so, did the machine make you, uh, tingle?
sharx35 1 year ago
OMG!! This was HILARIOUS! If you go to their website the machine has four speeds...the last one is "Pump it Up"!! ROTFLMAO!!!!
bunnEgirl 2 years ago
So is she using an imaginary pec deck or something?
tyciol 3 years ago
Haha saw this in a shop! Soooo funny.
mjr1990 3 years ago
Here's a cheaper solution - get a boyfriend o.O
Xynok 3 years ago
hahahahaha! that's funny. :P
FarleyIsLove 2 years ago
ma lo comprano?
ironChecco 3 years ago
My god that girl is hot.
rusty229229 3 years ago
Makes you want to be an iJoyride doesn't it?
Xynok 3 years ago
Who says we can't? We offer our services for free, the the gyrations penetrate the muscles much more thoroughly.
tyciol 3 years ago
hahahahaha good one
nickArzu 3 years ago