CWC'S PARENT'S ANNIVERSARY GIFT INSTEAD OF 50 BUCKS

[soupalex]

"She also liked to play games, so there's a... knife here"

...whut?

[AduIfHitIar]

heres my gift to you for given me life...

me playing a game for an hour...

enjoy...

[444Tazer]

You know what Chris could have done instead of this. MOW THE LAWN!

[HillDueceua]

0:49 how chris SHOULD sound all the time. Well I'd say elocution is the least of his worries but still.

[zatchbell89]

omg...this fails. just like everything else chris does.

[rawrvintageisclassic]

it would only be impressive if a five year old made this but, Chris was what, twenty two years old when he made this?! jesus fucking christ that is just pathetic!!

[dem0nthesis]

"see this chinese lion... because hes been to Korea" loll

[Kellox17]

I love how this is supposed to be for his parents yet he adds THANK YOU BOTH FOR MY BIRTH! in other words thats probally the only reason he gongrats them

[MrHomelessHank]

NO! I LOVE ANIMAL CROSSING! D:

FUCK NOW I CAN'T GET THE ONE FOR THE 3DS!

FUCK YOU CHRIS!

[Athils]

Only Chris would be fucking stupid enough to think that you could be "out of martinis." I don't have any gin or vermouth in my apartment, but I'm not "out of martinis," I'm out of gin and vermouth. He should have had one less "salty" Long Island Iced Tea before making this.

[TheApatheticGuy]

Do autistics lack empathy?

Yeah, autistics must lack empathy.

[Duothimir]

@TheApatheticGuy No, they just have a difficult time reading body language and such. Most find ways around it, but Chris obviously didn't. And he has a superinflated ego. Kind of makes you want to kick him, doesn't it?

[PikaPlatinum]

@TheApatheticGuy Some cases do. Some can't read body language and take on peoples feelings all to well.

[Spacenuggetcadet]

This looks like something that would play on Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job...

[sexhaie]

you hate me vivian, but i love you o3o

[mario64player]

hes been to korea in ww2?

[BalanceFish]

And this Chinese lion here? That's 'cause he's been to Korea

[Hariuka]

I remember when I played with animal crossing, I did what he did, pretend it was realistic (sleep in the bed when I go to bed, or mow the lawn!)...I played it when I was 9....he is 30, this show alot.

[vihannes3]

Having fun hanging alone in your virtual world, Chris?

[videogamenostalgia]

This was his anniversary gift? Fuck me! If my son ever made a video like this for my anniversary, I'd whip my belt off straight away and give him a hundred lashes right then and there! I'd make his ass bleed for such a shitty gift...

[metalWeirdo77]

2: 50 killed me

[glopsop123]

amazing

[ZOMGDUDEWTFBBQ]

Which Animal Crossing is this?

[LexLight1]

@ZOMGDUDEWTFBBQ The one for the GC. :)

[volcanotornado7]

I love how he thanks Nintendo before his parents... and then thanks himself.

[artgeek323]

Some gift.

[DukeNukem2020]

1/16th Cherokee? That's nothing.  It's like saying I'm black because I have like 4% in me.

[tw1stedgrudge]

@DukeNukem2020 Well, I dunno. I'm pretty proud of my 0% African heritage, for example. Some of us take pride in how little genetically similar we are to others!

[didjargo]

Here's a Chinese dragon cuze he fought in Korea... cuze, you know, China and Korea are the same thing.

[DukeNukem2020]

@didjargo Here's a confederate flag cuze he had parents from the south.

[didjargo]

@DukeNukem2020 Well, his dad is a member of the KKK.

[themagnumx11]

I love how Nintendo is above Bob and Barbra in the Special Thanks. I also love how this wasn't about him at all, but he slipped himself in the Special Thanks for some reason.

[Omgjustleave4508]

I feel bad for Chris's parents. Well, atleast for Bob I do. Before Christian ruined everything Bob at-least was a successful engineer and a pretty good guy from what I can tell. After Chris was born it seems he turned everything to shit. I honestly don't know why he tolerates this bullshit.

[themagnumx11]

>Korea

>World War II

Maybe he's thinking of the "Korean War"?

[DaPorygon]

I LUV YOU RADIO!

[SlicklySlim]

my god, even his house in Animal Crossing is crammed with shit

[Chickidydow]

Thank you for my birth! O my god I can't even believe this, is this fucking real?

[epiclulz66]

"He's been to Korea... for war an uhh World war 2 I think it was."

[AshForte]

i can't get over how retarded his mario paint thing is

[MrBrassBalls]

You know, this would be kinda cute.

If it was done by a 7 year old.

[GreatNegus]

LOL

"She does things hard"

[suumr]

2:43 sdhlkhd

[thehutchinclan456]

Son,,,

I

AM

VERY

DISSAPOINT

[tbone2004]

So basically, the premise of this documentary is this, if I'm correct...

Christian basically made a "documentary" about his parents, didn't get half of the information right, and basically said "Thanks to you both for giving birth to me!" And then made it all about himself at the end.

Pardon my french, BUT YOU'RE A SELF-CENTERED DICKHEAD, CHRIS! In my opinion, I could do a better documentary on your parents than you ever could!

Vivi, good job ripping the video apart! =D

[Sklurch]

The animal crossing houses are far less cluttered than CWC's!

[robokill387]

"the bathroom was in the same room as the kitchen."

no it wasn't. the bathroom was in an outhouse.

[SatanicCod]

Must... Control... Gag... Reflex...

[Hells666singer]

@SatanicCod :

I would advise to not do that, you'll end up vomiting blood later. This video (and anything else Chris-Chan related) tends to do that.

[Funzebub]

Wow! Whenn my parents have their aniversary, I too will give them a video of me, playing teh videya.

[KeithTheL00N]

The bathroom was in the same room as the kitchen... in the old days... o_0

[TheNekoness]

He sounds scaringly like a girl when impersonating his mother saying "I do."

[StephmoS]

THANK YOU BOTH FOR MY BIRTH!

[KeithTheL00N]

"Don't thank us son. It was an accident. You are an accident. I'm going to CUT DOWN THAT INTERNET!"

[Garlannd]

No one else is thanking them.

[ilovecloud26]

"He's like 1/16th cherokee"

Yeah you keep telling yourself that Chris....

And the happy birthday music at the happy anniversary cake is just a epic fail. Along with all the other aspects of Chris's life

[singinglawnchair]

I LUB YEW BIG COMPUTAH

I LUB YEW RADIO

[kramcas2]

worst present ever.

[Ketsui]

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO.

[ALogTV]

When the anniversary cake showed up on the screen at 2:44 and birthday music played, all I can say is this:

WHAT KIND OF FAIL IS THIS?!

[aokifumiko]

I always lose it when the THANK YOU FOR MY BIRTH cake comes up

[drfaust8]

2:44 is music that summarises chris-chan

[JacobTails123]

0:36 Ian's life in a nut shell

[Buju561]

when is bob gonna finally snap and cut chris down?

[MewLime]

OOOOOOOOoooooooOOOH!

[CWChousevideos]

Leave it to Chris to make an anniversary present for somebody that's completely about him. Fat retarded fuck

[DIOronniejamesDIO]

You killed me.

[Microwavish]

He named himself in the special thanks

[johntm77]

Wait this is what Vivian sent chris's dad?

[Microwavish]

She sent him a teddy bear and some jellybeans and shit

[CWChousevideos]

Yes, this is what Vivan sent Bob. Hence the 2004 part. Honestly....

[InsaneChef]

thankyou for my birth!

you can't make this shit up.

[Dragon555]

MOW THE LAWN

MOW THE LAWN

MOW THE LAWN

[SZF123456]

WE HAVE NO MARTINIS

[MalchikBlue]

@Dragon555 And Chris bawwws when he has to do it INR.

[HighVoltage135]

THANK YOU BOTH FOR MY BIRTH!

[johnboyx360]

Korea...In World war two?!, Now thats stupid, Mabye he ment the korean war

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

Maybe he meant your fucking face, you fucking racist.

[posthumanfetus]

"One martini!"

"We don't have any martini's"

Of course you don't have martini's, you have to MAKE them, dipshit!

[Aldrasio]

3:40 happy anniversary happy anniversary happy anniversary haaaaaappyanniversary lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala­la lalalalalalalalalalalalala

[ninjanonymous]

I like how during the "special thanks" part he thanks Nintendo before his parents...then himself.

[Mastamoose]

Flower Man.

He saves more flower's lives than humans.

[imtripping23]

Son I am dissapoint

[TheOtherFiddler]

I STILL LOVE YOU VIVITHEG

[wwwwolf]

At first, I thought he was a bit weird when he created characters for Bob and Barb, but... 2:16 - People who don't play Animal Crossing may not know that you get one of those statues for fully paying up your house rent in the game. That takes, like, a year or two of game time (if you're sane). AND HE DID IT FOUR TIMES. For mommy and daddy characters too. By heavens, *where* does he find the time to play this game that long? And to think of it he probably has MORE cities too!!!

[KeijiKG]

He skipped the part where Barbara ditched her other son or when Bob rallied with the Klan.

When you think about it, Chris could be viewed as divine punishment for those two sneaks.

[SlickChunky]

Wow, his poor parents. Chris just can't think of anyone but himself...

[horsesflu]

CWC: "Thanks for giving birth to me."

DAD: "Yeah."

[10191927]

Korea in WWII huh? He also forgot how the U.S. dropped the Atomic Bomb on the Antarctic Continent after Japan bombed Pearl Harbor. Because the resulting shockwave and radiation from the bomb would have radiated the surrounding waters, killing off all of the whales so the Japanese had nothing to fish. Everyone knows that happened.

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

NO IT DIDNT YOU LIER

[10191927]

And the lamest person of the day award goes to you.

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

Damn bro, why you gotta be hurtin' my feelings and giving me a negative minus? Wtf man, wtf.

[Thisguyoverhere]

God damnit, Chris.

[eighthcircuit724]

Mario Paint mother fucker!!!...?

[phelanij]

Followup comment: Can you give special thanks to yourself?

[phelanij]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY...VERSARY TO YOU

[CinemaEpic]

i feel sorry for is Parents.

[Claywaitsfornoman]

Well as we all know korea was a hotspot for battles during WWII.

[Cenamark2]

I assume he doesn't know of the Korean War. He probably thinks its was part of WW2.

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

It was.

[Cenamark2]

Well there were clashes between the Japanese and Korean resistance fighters. But yeah, the Allies did not fight in Korea during WW2.

[jpala821]

Even his Animal Crossing characters are hoarders!

[Timall89]

If my son gave this to me as an anniversary present, I would probably disown him.

Especially as he was around 24 at the time. Jesus Christ.

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

You don't have a son, faggot.

[Timall89]

I meant if I had a son. No need to be a dick.

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

No one will ever have children with you, so that's a really big "if".

[Timall89]

What the hell is your problem?

[oTRUEAlMo]

he credits nintendo before his parents

wtf?

[CreepyMcCreep]

This might have been cute if he was nine.

[kirbykrew]

by God that is a shitty gift.

Yes, it must've took about 30 minutes or maybe an hour to set up that town and houses, but still...

[EternityofNothing]

He probably used a saved game he already had.

[AxelSoul]

Bob Chandler fought in the fucking war. But he has a dissapointment of a son like Chris.

[shadowsguise]

Excuse me while I purchase a one way ticket to Hell.

This is their punishment for not aborting Chris.

[killswitch1982]

Agreed, I don't agree with abortion but for Chris I would make an exception.

[frostytheaussie]

mow the lawn

mow the lawn

mow the lawn

meanwhile bob is having difficulties getting chris to mow the lawn IRL

[Ben3156]

This is way better than the original.

(Mostly because it's shorter)

[Garlannd]

I watched allllllll of the DVD.

I almost threw up twice.

[SZF123456]

why? why put yourself through that? you poor soul

[Urbog]

this is really sad :(

[BlueKewne]

wow, his house in Animal Crossing is just as cluttered as his RL cluttered house

[ClydesRevenge]

Hell spawn

[BunrakukenIII]

3:32

Was that the sound of another Special Fanta going down salty?

[50sts]

"This Chinese lion here, he's been to Korea for World War II"

I lol'd

[ParasiticAngel]

"Thank you both for my birth!"

[LolTater]

I like how he has all those statues.

I haven't played this game in a very long time but uh...don't those take weeks of grinding to get?

[Nightboomfer]

SON.

I AM DISAPPOINT.

[Aldrasio]

Haha, mowing the lawn.

[Desuchan101]

Relevant: If my younger child gave me something like this, I would think it was cute. But if my twenty-something year old, autistic, man-child gave me this, I would kill myself.

[someguy8383]

Yeah, I was thinking of how they must've felt like while they were watching this. Probably wishing they'd used a condom on that night 20-something years ago.

[OhhhMyAxels]

An effortless retelling of his parents' pasts and meeting, a "Happy Birthday" MIDI playing over a terrible drawing of a "Happy Anniversary" cake," and I think 40 seconds into this, he decided to just play Animal Crossing instead.

To think, he was only 22 years old when he made this.

[bissonnettekoff]

How cute... at 3:50 he jotted down his name for the "special thanks" credits.

Why do I continue to watch these? I CAN'T STOP GFLAARHFLJG;HHDFKJLGH DSLFGSDHFSF

[XStarwarsMen]

Vivian, I love you so much now. I came when I saw this video.

[MACGRUBEN]

"He saves flowers' lives more than humans"

lol

[Desuchan101]

But where is your penis, Vivian?

[OmegaFlareBlade]

Son

I am disappoint.

[kennydies31]

His mom should've Aborted...

heck she still can, take Chris-Chan out Ol' Yeller style...

[Aginor27]

EVEN IN ANIMAL CROSSING THE HOUSES ARE FILLED WITH SHIT.

Korea in World war 2? bwuh?

[SubtleDemise]

They have so much shit it clutters the virtual world too!

[Aginor27]

Question from a Canadian:

Do all people in virgina have a southern drawl like Chris...I've been there a few times and don't recall hearing it..

[Canonvideos]

No.

[Aginor27]

How did he obtain one then?

[Desuchan101]

He set out on a quest to obtain it. A secret Cherokeean Clan quest.

[Canonvideos]

Not ALL people in Virgina have them, just a few. I didn't mean it like no one at all has one.

[MACGRUBEN]

no.

only chris

[singinglawnchair]

What the fuck, he thanked himself in the credits?!

[pentfixion]

Cut that shit down

[GreenPhoenix91]

So how hard do you think this jackas get beaten.

[10191927]

This video makes me want to take a Bat right to Chris's Skull and smash his brains in until they are a greasy, bloody smear on the floor. He really pisses me off with shit like this, then tries to pass it off as creative or a gift. I hope he does get evicted from his house. Bitch.

[bundle]

This would have been really funny (as opposed to just sad) with some annotations like you do with the audiobooks.

I'm not sure what to say really. . this would only be effective as a gift if you're either being ironic or you're like fucking 7 and neither apply to Chris. I wonder what went through their minds when he 'gave' them this.

and I love how at the end he strokes his ego reminding me that he has no redeeming features and that it's "ok" to laugh at him.

[Aldrasio]

He's kind of 7.

[Lyph3]

I love you, Vivian.  <3

[SimicNakMachine]

i tried watching the whole thing but i failed miserably. i cant imagine how his folks felt...

[Mastamoose]

THANK YOU FOR MY BIRTH!

[MrJentipede]

THANK YOU FOR NOT ABORTING ME!

[GUInterface]

I wish he had said "Thanks for giving me the birth."

[TrenzorZ]

That's a pretty lame present to get for your birthday. I guess the quote "Bang for dir buck" has a meaning despite the what he spends it on with his wellfare check.

[toker606]

Happy birthday music....over happy anniversary screen....Oh fucking hell Chris.

[MINISLASH0]

i hate chris.

[educate9946]

I actually pirated his DVD and watched the whole thing.

[10191927]

How bad was it?

[educate9946]

Mostly boring, all in horrible video quality.

[sidittygal]

Back in the old days was the bathroom in the same room as a the kitchen, people just shit and eat right in the same place?

[sidittygal]

How does one pass this tomfuckery off as a gift. If I were his parents I would lock him in a basement. I hate to say that, but his parents have crippled him into thinking his autism is an excuse to act like a damn 8 year old. Grown ass folks with autism do not pass off playing in a video game and having their parents watch it as a gift.

[1451tyler]

You guys call the Greene County Department of Health regarding "14 Branchland Court" yet? I suggest you do. Be honest, but Call anonymously.

Thanks!

[tissuekins]

Holy fuck...how did you...wow.

[V3N0M1300]

3:50 Special thanks to myself

Unless he's admitting that he is Ian Brandon Anderson and is thanking the real Christian Chandler

[HeWhoEnjoysTehVids]

Now he won't have to spend any of his welfare money.

[CommonAsGrass]

2:43 to 3:32

What are those yellow things that are going across the OH MY GOODNESS IT'S SONICHU WTF MAN GET OUT OF HERE.

[Miisen]

Great gift Chris, now you won't need to spend a buck

[Nitragon]

Fucking LAMO.

This is actually funnier than him getting warned of his upcoming evection.

[YigSnakeDaddy]

Worst gift ever