The World's Most Terrifying Penises: The Echidna

[MarieFace]

Well... that IS terrifying.

[MarxDeciple]

Knuckles: So that's why rouge ran away--Aw damnit.

Sonic: *sees once he leaves computer* SWEET MERCY WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING.

[WolfyxOxChan]

Wat. e_O

[AngelDragonSlayer]

Can I marry you?

[fearfraqment]

apparently sonic had 4 penis head no wonder why he was sooo popular

[brunortix]

@fearfraqment Sonic is a hedgehog herpaderp. Knuckles is the echidna.

[sparky0451]

its liek im learning :) but its a dick lol

[yourladydisdain]

Holst's "Mars" in the background. Yes.

[Alain201000]

Voltuuuu fiveeee

[TheMegadriver]

well fuck, im in that weird section of youtube again

[york246]

I wish every science lesson was taught in this dialogue. Your voice is just. . . yes.

[bookofsnow]

@york246 I find his voice to be annoying actually. If he talked like a respectable human it would be easier to listen.

[Xenderkin]

KNUCKLESSSSSS!



[Dialga15132]

Somebody once told me that echidnas had dicks on their faces. this is somehow less terrifying.

[xXxTrueWolfxXx]

Go go super sperm!

[Triforceofcourage112]

The plural of genus is genera, not "genuses". But that does rhyme with penises...

[Ch35h1r3C47]

more please, these are hilarious!!

[falconpuntch]

mars!!! nice background music!

[gentlelightning]

better without the music

[MarzX1802]

I'll never look at Knuckles the same way again.

[wendigolycan]

=)) this was actually very educational!

[GamingIdiot42Neo]

dayyum knuckles...

[EpicAquaDog]

I bet this would offend Knuckles XD

[veelietheiar]

i thought it used two heads at a time, not just one.

[GamingIdiot42Neo]

@veelietheiar yeah, it uses all four but at ejaculation it shuts two off

[veelietheiar]

@GamingIdiot42Neo that's what i'd always thought, so i was confused when the video said they only use one head during mating.

[thippyboy77]

As far as im concerned, more flags more fun.

[402oddball]

this guy is a douch

[10samm10]

@402oddball Well, so are you :D

[finalfuse451]

makes me wonder why they wanted knuckles to glide...

[wowdamfam]

I think i've got lost in youtube again !

[DenverMcHaggis]

Fucking class mate.

[SonicKillMario]

It's okay, I never wanted to play Sonic 3, Sonic 3&K, Sonic Blast, Sonic Drift, Sonic Triple Trouble, Sonic Drift 2, Sonic 3D Blast, Knuckles Chaotix, Sonic R, Sonic Adventure, Sonic Shuffle, Sonic Adventure 2, Sonic Heroes, Shadow the Hedgehog, Sonic Mega Collection, Sonic Gems Collection, Sonic Riders, Sega Superstars Tennis, Sonic and the Secret Rings, Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity, Sonic and the Black Knight, and every other Sonic game that even mentions Knuckles again.

[TheChattasticFurry]

Geez, youtube has videos of Knuckles on the sidebar. No wonder that sonic character is so upset all the time.

[Alexwozere]

This is amazing!

[sadefsegf]

i wonder what the vagina looks like

[SamtasticOnline]

@sadefsegf An inverted hand.

[HimynameisLM]

omg.

[BunchOfMnMs]

This is hilarious

[poetaviolinista]

I think I love you. Seriously.

[spartan5536]

that is great to now

[SLASH3RS4U]

Sonic:Uhhh..Knuckles come look at this :I

Knuckles:what do you wan...O_O

Tails:Knuckles thats just disturbing e_o

[Davelittler1]

@SLASH3RS4U

Okay, wait, are you implying that Knuckles somehow doesn't know about the shape of echidna penises? IE, the shape of his own penis? I'm sorry, but I'm having some difficulty with the concept here.

[mamaburra69]

@Davelittler1 I'll vote you up because I am, too, a resposible gamer. Kudos.

[RabbidRake]

@Davelittler1 Why on earth did you stop making this series? IT'S AMAZING!

[amiablerecluse01]

@Davelittler1 Wait, so is this how Knuckles got his name?

[xXHuckleberryFinnXx]

knuckles and his scary penis

[dave55811]

lol I hope no Aussies got offended by that part in the video. Australia just has the weirdest animals, like that Platypus; it looks like a furry duck.  You'd think it's a mutant at first but it's a legitimate mammalian lifeform.

In this case, now that I think about it, I'm surprised star-nosed moles don't originate from Australia. Why, in fact, we Americans have them.

Eh I'll stop here. This video was awesome, by the way. xD

[dave55811]

2:07

ROFL I didn't see that coming. xD

[SaruCharmed]

"If you're disapointed with the relative lack of echidna dick footage in this video, you're not alone."

lol xD

[anythingisplenty]

I wanted to learn about it's gross penis but the background music was waaaay too loud. Any chance of redoing the video without the loud music?

[SonicBlastarz]

Sonic Shorts Volume 7 send me here,tbh.....

[BriannaDawnc]

should I be concerned that youtube put a video called "The Worlds Most Terrifying Penises" in my "recommended videos"?

[GordonFreeMANness]

Monotremes aren't inferior to the rest of the mammals. They aren't our ancestor either. There is no such thing as "present condition" (which you're talking about) in evolution.

[l3awl3ag]

@GordonFreeMANness I can never tell with people like you.. Whether you either have no sense of humour to speak of, or have such a poor sense of humour that you think attempting to undermine someone else's joke is "witty".

It's not a great position to be in. Because you're either A) completely humourless or B) a moron who thinks he is funny, when he clearly is not.

This applies to everyone critiquing this comedy video as if it's a documentary, not just you.

[GordonFreeMANness]

@l3awl3ag STFU, fag! Noone was trying to be "funny". Except you. So... YOU FAIL!!

[l3awl3ag]

@GordonFreeMANness Actually I was being dead serious. Generally when I express disgust (which is what I was doing in my previous reply) I don't expect people to laugh. The exception being when it's something trivial, like me stepping in dog shit for example.

And yes, that was indeed my way of saying that I'd have preferred to have stepped in dog shit than have read your first comment. Your second one on the other hand? I'd rather have had a dog shit ON me than have read that.

Oh and you're A)

[GordonFreeMANness]

@l3awl3ag HEY, YOUTUBERS! Can someone throw that UNTERMENSCH into the GAS CHAMBER?!

[guitarmaster779]

.....I will never look at Knuckles the same way again.

[claradusk]

I'm in that part of YouTube again... =_=

[Guacamole1000]

@claradusk lol i always wonder how i got here every time...

[LycaonX]

Good point about Australia's ecology.  But did you have to do the entire video in the echoing announcer voice that cheap businesses use in their 10 second commercials on local cable channels?

[Dreadkid08]

I'm in the weird part of YouTube O_o

[PokemonDude1081]

Knuckles? What happened??

[CrimsonVermillioneye]

Knuckles... dear god.

[Usagi244]

i may or may not have made the mistake of eating while clicking this link

[Punkcorefan]

Knuckles dude

[Shadowdyce11]

At first I was like OuO.

Then, I was like OnO.

[OldNick16]

My whole day is about this now.

[NinjaKingRevival]

KNUCKLES!!!!1!!!111!

[EMOish30]

I couldn't watch the whole thing... this is like 2 girls 1 cup

[thegranttigersshow]

WTF DID I JUST SEE

[TailosThe3]

Anyone notice that the music in the background is Gustav Holsts Mars?

[deadballo]

Wait a minute...

You BASTARD! This was educational!

[Kstylero7]

Sonic Rule 34 in a nutshell...

yeah i have the time to look at that.

[jennyloveshands]

I can't believe you said that about Down's syndrome people. You're a fucking dick.

[sonicgirl209]

It's Knuckles! (not really).

[cloutiec]

Brilliant writing! This is a great display of talent. Nice job, I'll be watching more of these soon. Fun times. XD

[2007GlamorousGirl]

There's nothing wrong with Australia or this animal! Don't call it disgusting.

[purplevolcano]

@2007GlamorousGirl - he lets himself down by rubbishing Oz in such a stupid way - Australian animals are fascinating, clearly he finds their penises fascinating.

[cellaford1]

while koala's have seemed to let Australia down in this video - i think you should know, Kangaroos have 3 vaginas - 2 operating at a time and one spare just incase.

I think in this case, the kangaroo has more than picked up for the Koalas slack.

[Giltr0y]

Actually...It is very cute !

[battlefield3ftw1234]

wtf why am i watching these?

[ihaveairlockers]

I hold the record and title as the only person in Australia to discover a pure 100% albino echidna.

And If I meet the narrator of this film I am going to punch his face in because Aussie's are good people.

[vikio452]

Dazed. How did I end up here?

Well, now I know what a porn version of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy would sound like.

[101rozz101]

fucking American asshole

[SuperBrosefStalin64]

Knuckles?

Knuckles.

Why did I click on this video this is awkward.

[JoeBarborak]

are videos of echidna sperm REALLY that readily available that you were able to find one as a regular civilian?

[CptQuestionMark]

World's most terrifying penises------YO MAMA'S

[apxmusic]

This is quite good! Your narration only comes out of the left channel!

[KrakenZero]

I DEMAND MOAR

Seriously your videos are amazing.

[Chaos876]

Writing is decent, but I'm afraid you don't have a good narrating voice. No offense intended, sorry if it's a bit harsh, just thought someone should let you know and who better do it than some stranger on the internet. Also, knuckles knuckles knuckles.

[RemaKeMusiK]

thing has a bigger penis than me

[NoseGuard67]

SHUT UP AND SHOW ME ITS DONG!!

[ThatRaddKiddoe]

Shut up about how shit Australia is.

[corpsefireNL]

@ThatRaddKiddoe

It's a country founded on abbos and prisoners.

It's shit, deal with it.

[theshadowbolt1111]

KNUCKLES FTW

[MrMalajin]

i like the part where they talk about knuckles' penis

[junitono1]

I found this video very easy to masturbate to.

[EZproductions]

haha australia's notorious for producing all sorts of ridiculous bullshit

[MrDiem2]

It would be great if I could watch one video with an echidna in it without some random idiot crying "KNUCKLES!11!11!!!!"

[Davelittler1]

@MrDiem2

I could be wrong, but I believe that in the two years and change since I posted this video, there has not been a period of more than three days running that I have not received an e-mail from YouTube informing me that someone has made the completely novel and inspired comparison between these animals and that character.

[TheRimDoctor]

@Davelittler1 Where are the other 3? I've seen the Echidna, Leopard slug, and you said there were 5 parts, but even a google search reveals no results :(

[luke65655]

@MrDiem2 do you have a problem with knuckles? lol

[pinball281]

@MrDiem2 attenition Mrdiem2, KNUCKLES!!!!! that is all

[MrKillerman229]

penis.........pmsl

[sergeantsoap101mw2]

Of course make a sonic the hedgefag joke go jak off to ur wittle sonic fags homo

[sega31098]

Why Knuckles can't get a girlfriend.

[PhelineKate]

Ah, what a delight. I truly enjoyed the commentary on monotremes that somehow managed to make fun of us placental mammals. Thank you for this!

[ally654123]

This is of course not an ecology in which one can take very seriously XD

[ally654123]

Lolz uhhhhh ...wut?

[Warumono2273]

Oh who cares!! I have 6 heads on mine!!

[Eatmyassproductions]

No wonder Knuckles is always pissed of in the games. If i had a dick like that i would be a asshole two. XD

[Nyriify]

Echidnas are not disgusting.

[daniellethewolf123]

um........WHAT KIND OF CHANNLE IS THIS SHIT!?

[StonerKitty42081]

Fascinating for about 30 seconds and the rest is some idiot cracking stupid jokes about the echidna's crazy penis. Get an education dude, you sound like an ignorant tool. I guess you have to be a pubescent male to really appreciate this waste of six minutes.

[Davelittler1]

@StonerKitty42081 You come to watch a COMEDY video about PENISES, and yet you somehow find fault with the fact that it contains jokes about penises, and yet you imagine that you're not the ignorant tool in this scenario?

I would love to see your comments on music videos, affecting shock and outrage about how they're nothing but people singing and dancing for five minutes.

[DaimyoD0]

@Davelittler1 Despite the fact that I just learned a massive amount about the evolution of the echidna and platypus's evolutionary line and taxonomy. And a fantastic explanation for why platypi(uses?) are so fucking weird. In absolutely no way was this anything less than informative.

It was rather a pleasant, intellectual, informed immaturity that breeds absolute hysterical laughter and widespread fear.

[ItzCashew]

@StonerKitty42081 Coming from a person that upload videos of animals just crawling around. No commentary no nothing. For each of those videos are more worthless than this one video.

[bored2deathish]

...fuck animal planet..this is awesome!

[Riksfalto]

At 5:42 the echidna is like "Ehi, what the fuck are you filming at?! Get out of my propriety or I'll sodomize you!"" XD

[fartknocker97]

2:05, These are after all austrailian animals and austrailla is notorious for all sorts of rediculous bullshit. ROFL XD

[BeautyBoyTV]

No wonder Knuckles is an echidna, his dick looks like a fist.

[ProfChainsawFace]

yours is the spunk that will pierce the heavens

[beastiessister1999]

HOLY FUC*ING MOTHER OF MY DINNER!!!!!!!!1111

[Iguanaintrouble]

HOLA SHIT haahahaha

[ashervisalis]

The music makes the video.

[MarkoManX]

Lol @ Knuckles having a large, 4 headed dick... wait... How is this not pron?

[BeeTeeGeeStarcraft]

dude...

what?

[andysj531]

The epic part of Mars playing at the Supersperm part fits quite nicely

[Ingamells17]

Your audio is crap, I hear you out of one side... then watch another an it's fine.

:(

[whatevers31]

oh so thats why rouge wont date knuckles

[MistressEsmeralda]

Wait...Knuckles is an echidna? OMG!!11!!oneone!eleven1 Seriously, we know, so stop announcing it every five seconds!

[funnyglitch]

Oh lord. DX and to think this is the first thing to come up when you look up "echidna"

[ACRedsCreations]

so how does it glide? XD

[puritythehedgehog]

poor knuckles! oh wait, he's not a girl. never mind! but wait, do they still give birth even if the echidna is a boy?

[Threetails]

If we were descended from echidnas, we'd be talking about how disgusting and freaky chimpanzee penises are.

[HyperSonicXtreme]

Knuckle's knows how to keep it real.

[TotallyNotAshley]

This is the most amazing video I've seen all day, as well as the most educational.

[misterMCfwenis]

That made me barf omg DX

[cicitheechincbat]

HOLY SHIT?! How could they turn THIS into KNUCKLES?! OMFG KNUCKLES HAS A 4 HEADED PINGAS!!!

[TheYesman71]

i totally lost it when hes like FOUR HEADED PENIS

[RobochaoXX]

That was funny as hell 

[TheStolenBike]

How on motherfucking hell did this turn into Knuckles

[shredhead667]

@TheStolenBike Well obviously, four bellends, it looks like a set of knuckes, hence the name. Those perverse japanese!!! :D

[Ouijae]

hilarious and educational, gotta love it

[UniteForgetLeftRight]

your narration is funny

[Davelittler1]

@UniteForgetLeftRight

Oh, thank goodness! That had been the plan. You never know how it's going to turn out, though, right?

[UniteForgetLeftRight]

@Davelittler1 it was very amusing and informative, pretty rare on youtube. "Australia is known for producing all kinds of ridiculous bullshit", that was hysterical

[WATERS57]

great!

[magicaIpineapple]

jesus christ

[Davelittler1]

@magicaIpineapple

D'oh, ho, ho! Your primitive desert messiah cannot save you from the horror which Australia's ecosystem has wrought here, my friend!

[Vottaro]

@magicaIpineapple Raped my mom

[teengohan27]

Omg knuckles DX

[Davelittler1]

@teengohan27

Keenly-observed! I think you may be the first person to make the connection between this video and that video game character!

Well, the first, or the one thousandth. I'd have to go through the hundreds of comments saying essentially the same thing to be sure. :)

[CorneliusMcGee]

@Davelittler1 Way to sound like a dick. 

[scourgeandmaniclover]

@teengohan27 LOL XD 

[EmeraldLance]

@FreanzySilver Just who the hell do you think I am? When you hear people talking about the mighty four-headed penis wielder, they're talking about me, the mighty echidna! I kick reason to the curb and do the impossible of having four heads. Don't believe in yourself, and don't believe in me; believe in the head that believes in the head that believes in the head that believes in the head!

[goose1212343]

You gotta make more of these.

[WATERS57]

@goose1212343 yes...more!!

[VoiceOfReason7]

Please do make more of these. For the children! =D

[ADSONIC27]

2:48 lmao damn i'm so immature!

[derlaine]

that was amazing, i've never learnt so much about the Echidna. I wish more documentaries were like this

[FrenzySliver]

MY DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE OVARY

[humaneeds]

This is so mature.

[H3MetalC0rE]

now i see why Knuckles can't run as fast as Sonic

[PersuasivePersona]

@H3MetalC0rE You'd think he could run faster with a fifth appendage.

[x0babiejennz]

yea but thare a good lay tho

[otakux5]

Wow, mega-awesome!!!

[floisheremuch]

evolution for the win.

[AlanSuperCool1]

00:31 cant stop laughing!