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  • Oooh, you fell 18 seconds short of a moment.

  • DON'T FUCKING SCARE ME LIKE THAT!

  • Oh dpr, you're hilarious.

  • All the very best to Qdragon,you rock man and I just lurve the way ya made Luskin your lil piggy biatch,lol!

    Squeal for me fundie,wee wee we jebus dunnit wee wee wee!

  • How did he survive the death camp that is the Canadian Health Care system...(Thats how Fox news defines it...)

  • Hope to see you soon Q.

  • you are a very kind man dprjones.

  • Must have been God's will for him to do ok. It's the only explanation. God done it.

  • If he were to perish I propose his balls be kept for scientific research, there is much to be learned.

  • @ philipebanks: Are you?

  • Is he retarded?

  • Oh god dpr you're so mean!

  • who is he?

  • @MyRiriLover18: He's Q-Dragon.

  • DPR, we'll just tell him that it was Thunderf00t.

    Do you think, Qdragon might believe that?

  • ... the 11th march was my birthday... woot?

  • lolzzz

    Awesome

  • @Watergun6533 I prefer man pussy myself

  • Same here man.

  • Bad form DPR.

    Not clever, funny or appropriate.

    You're better than that.

  • There's no way you would have put 'DEAD' in huge capitol letters on the screen.

  • lol I like the tags for this one...

    "qdragon dragon balls size universe "

  • I don't know who Qdragon is but knowing your humor from previous videos I figured you were going to go there. Also if it was a memorial type thing I think you would do a little more than a minute and twelve seconds to him.

  • poor taste and not even funny but hey I guess you meant well

  • that vid scared me that much i just shit a square jobbie... no joke lol. hope your out soon and hope the nurse's are pleasent enough to look at (wink wink)

  • I will do it! I will do it 9 times!

  • You're an asshole :P :P :P

  • That was pretty fucked up man!! lol

  • Nice thought. Better than a card. Youtube is more his currency.

  • Qdragon rocks!

  • damn you dprjones!!!!!!!!! xD

  • Ack! DPR, you suck so fucking much!

    LOL.

    You totally got me.

    Consider Q bothered. ;)

    Thank you for the update.

  • He's at the mercy at the evil Canadian public health care system, he's surely doomed!

  • Oh, fuck you, dpr, lol! Man, you really scared me!

  • man i almost cryd glad he is ok

    peace

  • Lol! You son of a bitch! xD

    Had me worried there lol x3

  • Never fooled me - if there had been bad news the music would have been Barber's 'Adagio for Strings' or Brian Eno's 'An Ending (Ascent)'.

    It always is - its the law.

  • damn u

  • Damn i was scared!!!!!!!!!!!

  • that was mean lol

  • I bet Qdragon is laughing his head off at these comments!

  • I hear he was in for a testicle reduction so he stops pulling satellites out of orbit.

  • Curse you, DPR! Cx So glad Q's ok!

  • Great news dpr.

  • Fuck sake DPR....evil evil man... :P

  • awe poor Q having spent large amounts of time in hospital I can understand the boredom. I will send a message soon

  • I'm sure Q got a kick out of this one! I can see his wry smile as I type.

  • dpr, you are the Godfather of YouTube.

  • will do

  • dpr you git lol, meh i shouldn't have doubted Mr.Q, he's far to tough :)

  • Shame

  • Dragon balls for the win. He will be back with bigger ones real soon.

  • i hate you dpr...

  • Thanks for that DPR :|

  • ..fu.

  • u want ur fanboys to spam a sick boy in the hospital? ur sick dpr..

  • God can't take Q-Dragon's soul into the afterlife because the almighty himself couldn't handle such an ass kicking.

  • .....

    Bastard, you scared the shit out of me there for a moment.

    I will go wish him well, hopefully then he can use his unobtainium balls to crush you for playing with your subscribers minds like that.

  • GAH! DPR you scoundrel!

    Way to go Q !!

  • Lol, deception fail, DPR!

    I could read in the icon "But he's still in hospital" before I started watching the movie, so I knew he wasn't a goner.

  • xD mean but i chuckled ^^;

  • Fuck you dprjones! :D :D That was funny as hell! 5*

  • This is great news, thanks

  • 0:34 You son of a bitch

  • It was pretty clear nothing was wrong with him. If something were wrong with him, Dpr would have chosen a rather different type of video to post, not what is essentially.. a power point.

  • QD is a tough guy ....I  know he will make it.

  • I hope he gets better

  • scared the crap outta me

  • It is official man. That was NOT COOl.

  • I am glad I had just taken care of the bio stuff right before watching this... or I would have had to send qdragon a letter about sudden loss of bowel control

  • I will go there in a sec, just let me change my pants first...

  • woah! dpr. You really had me scared there for a moment O.O

  • *gets passport and catches flight to strangle dprjones!* lol after the moment of oh no was over I was able to laugh. Dpr you B*&%*!!! Happy to hear QD is well!!

  • :]...

  • hahaha you couldn't fool me

  • Damnit dpr. You scared the shit outta me.

    Will be messaging the good man though.

  • god dont have the ballz to fimp q-dragon so take it easy ^.^

  • Not funny, man :s Srsly ! Glad to hear he's alright tho.

  • The first half was completely unnecessarily and mean.

  • dpr you sneaky bastard.

  • Hallelujah. Oh, am I allowed to say that? You know, being an atheist and all that? F-ck it. I say it anyway.

  • OMG I was almost in tears!

    I'm glad he's better though :D

  • ffffuuuu dpr never scare me (and apparently everyone else) like that!

    Looks like QD's balls has got him out of another mess!

  • Oh good god are we going to have to hear about this kids balls for ten more pages? Enough with the nuts!

    Glad he's doing ok.

  • Fuck you scared me. XD

  • Double testicular bypass booked in for you dpr.

    DJ

  • With a rusty scalpel?

  • What's this song called

  • Concierto de Aranjuez

  • Eheheheheheh....

    *readies gigantic get well PM for qdragon*

  • Oh noez! He's not bored is he! Well, I guess we should let him know we care. How about we do a charity song for him? LOL.

    /glad to know everything's good.

  • Q will happily pay you back double for that little prank DPR. :-)

  • @KiaOra53

    I know that he is already planning it!

    And he will win!

    I won't sleep well for a week - or more.

  • That wasn't funny. D:

    Well, maybe it kind of was.

  • Dpr....fuck you. Excellent job, you had me fooled.

  • The sad music at the beginning was kinda in bad taste, and that's coming from me of all ppl.

  • @AlmightyAtheismo

    Fair point.

    I can't say that he approved it before it went public. But he was one of the first to see it.

    Shortly after it was posted I did talk to him about it. I also made it clear that I would remove it if he was not happy with it.

    He has no problem with it and is busy think of ways to get his own back at me. And that worries me!

    I am afraid; very afraid!

  • I actually thought it would be a sadder piece before I recognized it, but Aranjuez didn't seem all that bad for the video.

    Bad tatse would have been to play a funeral march or something, but I think the music was ok.

  • "He has no problem with it and is busy think of ways to get his own back at me. And that worries me!"

    Yeah, dpr....a tea-bagging from qdragon would be like getting hit with a gunny sack full of bowling balls.

  • I wonder if his hospital bed is big enough to hold his Balls.

  • Ah, what a sad day for BananaMan and BoyBlunder -- Q lives!

  • I wouldn't say that it's a sad day for the people he already whooped, but it certainly is for those he still hasn't teabagged to death with his mighty intellectual scrotum :-p

  • Qdrag, if you'll make sme of thise good ol' pwnage videos. I'll even pull you out of the hospital!

  • I got scared too.

  • you had me going for a minute there. Glad to here Q is OK. I wish him well

  • All the best to qdragon. Get well soon!

  • I have heard this opening music before...

    (Moldau?)

  • And God said: "Let there be light"

    To which qdragon replied: "I put the switch over there you moron!"

  • *Bonks DPRJones with a clown hammer*

  • nice one dpr all the very best to Qdragon

  • I was curious, assuming it's not sensitive information or anything like that, and if it is, just let me know he hasn't said, but what is it that Qdragon is afflicted with? I don't mean to be rude, I promise, I was just suddenly curious. Um... Thank you.

    Also, DPR, that wasn't cool, dude, you had me sweating there for a second. Received some news why I oughta...

  • Woah! You got me there for a moment.

    Get well soon qdragon.

  • You limey cunt bastard, You had me there for a second.

    I hope qdrangon get well soon =D.

  • haha..dpr you kidder you!no,once i saw his pic (didn't know his screen name by heart) i am happy to hear he's fine!

  • YAY! My prayer worked! Just kidding...

  • DUDE! Don't do that. Scaring people. -_-

  • Damn you DPR, you had me for a second...

  • God dammit DPR. Not happy with you tugging on our heart strings -.-

    I'll go send him some humourous pictures or somethin'.

  • A great mind in a frail body is worth ten times its opposite number. Good to hear that he's recovering alright :-)

    With the advances in medical technology who knows what opportunities lies ahead for Qdragon? Here's hoping the best.

  • Evolution is not "smart", it's an unconscious natural process, and it doesn't magically heal people.

    Evolution happens over generations in a population, not in the individual.

    That Qdragon is even alive is testament to the progess of science - including evolutionary biology and genetics which you oppose.

  • Evolution by itself would root out people like Q, but we all want him alive and well because of human compasion, which shows the fact that none of us "worship" evolution in any way, but that we simply accept it for the fact of nature that it is.

  • Social behaviors (such as compassion) are a part of evolution. Add in big brains (and balls) and ta da!! :-)

  • @sillygames

    exactly - humans that were nice to other humans survived longer. The ones that weren't nice had a much harder time getting food, and making shelter and subsequently died as a result. It only makes sense that humans have emotions as a survival mechanism. Inner dialogue or consciousness, is a byproduct of an advanced mammalian brain much in the same way....

  • See? This is why no one takes you, or any creationist, seriously. *facepalm*

  • If you truly want to do something for qdragon, go drop him a well wish on his channel. He'll appriciate it.

  • TruthfulChristian "why can't he just evolve organs"

    Why didn't God give you a brain?

  • wow, this just shows your total ignorance in the subject , and i guess you're not even ready to understand what evolution is, so there's actually no point in talking with you coz you're a troll...

  • "why can't he just evolve organs that prevent him from getting ill?"

    -____-

    You know there's this site, called Wikipedia, that has lots of information and shit about almost everything. Yeah, please use it.

  • "why can't he just evolve organs that prevent him from getting ill?"

    Maybe for the same reason your useless god didn't give you a brain.

  • "If evolution is so smart why is poor qdragon in hospital?"

    If Yahweh was so loving, why would we need hospitals in the first place?

    "why can't he just evolve organs that prevent him from getting ill?"

    because evolution works on populations not on individuals. (Protip: The Uncanny X-men isn't real.)

  • Wow dude normally when people are stupid I just ignore them, but right now your ignorance made you come off as a real fucking asshole.

    Go study evolution.

    And before you comment on a video that has to do with giving news about an individual who is in the hospital, please realize that it has nothing to do with evolution.

  • That's the most brain-dead understanding of evolution you could possibly have.

  • that scared me

  • Of course he's fine, he's Canadian and we have secret powers.

  • he didn't die!? damn he left me his dungeons and dragons kit

  • His operation went without a hitch because I prayed for him. :)

  • That needle thing was not cool, man. Now I have to throw to the bin, not only my underwear, but also my trousers.

    But apart from that, I am glad to hear that Q is well.

  • Shit, I forgot about his surgery.

  • What is Q-Dragon's condition that causes him to be so under weight?

  • Damn it! You really had me going DPRJones. Best of luck and health Qdragon! :)

  • So Q finally got that testicular reduction surgery? I heard they were hard on his back....

  • nice going. for 30s u waz a fucktard.

    atleast u got better ;)

  • Dude man you had me in tears, I am glad to know he is fine.

  • FIRST LOL AT VIDEO WHO CARES JESUS DOES

  • 0:34 ... DPR you owe me new underwear.

  • Qdragons a good lad.

    i like him. i hope he recovers with haste!

  • I'd fill his "inbox" any day!

  • You limey bastard, well played :)

  • lol at the end bit : )

  • Dprjones, you son of a bitch lol.

  • Uh oh, socialized healthcare... :P

  • DPR, you COCK EATER. Teasing us like that...tsk tsk.

    But, as they say, you're no Qdragon!

  • That was mean. Messing with our minds like that. >=(

    Good thing I saw one of the comments before finishing the video, but geez...

  • I don't know what to think of this video, it did catch me by surprise. Good punk. Good wishes qdragon.

  • Okay....I sent him a little missive. Hope it keeps him amused for a few minutes.