TotalBiscuit and Jesse Cox Play Terraria - Part 11 - Jesse is bad at Betrayals

[janaye1117]

go to 0:15 , use the subtitles for audio. enjoy

[BladeLigerV]

11:27 Soggy Biscuit =3

[PhoenixainZ]

your nurse is getting raped by the zombies

[JonBoyTheMagnanimous]

11:45 did anyone else immediately think 'soggybiscuit', then proceed to gag slightly!!

[grieversnow]

mad ups

[Ssd169]

Jesse got them hops.

[wasup409]

00:13 And so the white whale is seen again.

[KaelMcG23]

"you do not want to be attacking me, you want to attack this k-"

*mojo was murdered by TotalHalibut's Silver Broadsword*

"...."

[RewinDxGameS]

8:09 Purple mineral to the right of them!!

[xxrenderinggamerxx]

wow the video stopped at 9:11 for me omfg the twin towers crashed!!!!!!

[imegalovehalflife]

I didnt notice the hat the first time around until about 2 seconds before he said jesse you jackass and then i laughed and when tb said it i just freaking hollered XD

[imegalovehalflife]

9:49 in the words on some other commentor, that is dirty X3

[C0D3C0W]

I want rocket boots how do you get them?

[KKLayton1]

I was really hoping that jesse was going to steal that 2nd heart

[TheCalenestel]

God help you if you haven't learned the horror of a soggy Biscuit.

[banana4272]

Just wait until rocket boots Jesse. Just wait.

[FatChocobo90]

This episode is amazing

[MrFrowneyface]

SOGGY BISCUIT

[reneekhsoj]

tanshirt back pants big black hat ...tb is like a cartoon russian lol

[Tyramatt151]

I lost my shit when TotalBiscuit started sing the owls song by Weebl.

[Tchoak]

The laugh of Jesse.. wou ou ou ou after TotalBiscuit is talking about gold make me laugh so much...made my day !!!

[XxTheStonexX1]

you probably thought this was a terraria cannel, nope......chuck testa

[OswaldtheFourth]

@XxTheStonexX1 Downvoted to hell

[Dino502Run]

*Get grapling hook* *Build stairs to slightly-out-of-reach places*

[TheHyruleFool]

I literally got the blood moon message as soon as Jesse asked what it was

[2006JAD2006]

11:26, and now he's a soggy biscuit

[NetherRevenant]

Oh my God and sweet baby Jesus i found a way to get this running on mac for free!

[jason2816]

23:50 Shuriken ure ass

[jason2816]

25:50 Shuriken ure ass!

[SuperPlanetMinecraft]

It's funny when you hit zombies. It goes FapFapFap :D

[sircraigis90]

i think that mojo should give up the red ballon or the cloud in a bottle so it would be fare

[tntdynomite92]

I wonder if they realized that the mining-helmet skeleton was down in that water....

[generalwolf007]

@tntdynomite92 they already killed one earlyer remember -_-

[tntdynomite92]

@generalwolf007 ....So? There was still another one.

[generalwolf007]

@tntdynomite92 oh yeah but you said it like it would be the original one sorry my mistake im searching to much behind sombodys words :S

[Emporar23]

If you don't get the Owls reference, shame on you.

[TerrariaGamer900]

You made me spill my drink at 12:25 with the simon cowl thing XD.

[WingedIncubus]

Anyone else here from TV Tropes?

[oxane240]

@WingedIncubus my god... yes :o

[cruiser4546]

well this is the funniest pair i have seen since i started watchin gthe yogscast

[nactan]

it's blue slime, like you see ground lathered in green slime near the surface

[Grubbistch123]

These guys remind me of Code Monkeys

[soursyrupygoodness]

Lol soggy biscuit

[ACrimsonSong]

Actually, I'd say Jessie is good at betrayals....

[ColeCorvin]

It was so long since I heard OWLS :)

[JFluffyful]

i'd laugh if, after the end of the episode, TB just built a shack in the desert and ignored Jesse.

[barrydoyle18]

lol look at Jesse at 20:56

[PopeKurt]

all this laughter has been a hell of a workout. im actually starving right now.

[Lunarcheese72]

21:00 some ultimate trolling.

[Trelborg1]

02:05 with transscribed subtitles = "One gets really an issue in this area of cervical cancer"... Wait what?!

[TehInertia]

Split_lick_of_a_jiff.gif

[bulletproofblouse]

This is what's going to happen: I'm going to find the thing that lets me get stuff from my computer to my phone (it's an old phone), and then Jesse saying "AYO-O-O!" is going to be what plays when I get text messages.

[drakomemories]

jesse was being such a dick at the hat part lol

[NinjaScizor]

Finally a Blood Moon

[MrGabicarvalho]

TB: Oh,I found gold.

JC: Goooooooollllddd

TB:*starts mining the copper*

[gempogi115]

floating slime at 25:38

[whodizzle1]

Jesse is a douche dick bag

[gempogi115]

@whodizzle1 no your are DICKHEAD

[whodizzle1]

Tb should get the cloud in the bottle

[Timtempor]

I was actually cringing when jesse started to destroy the glowing mushroom dirt...

[Kothofthehammer]

Zombie w mine cap o.o at the beginning

[MrFF7FF7]

SAVE THE NURSE!! D:



[wickeddramachildren]

"People stop me and ask 'What's TotalBiscuit like in real life?' and I reply, 'Soggy.'"

I swear, I'm going to start using "soggy" as a character description.

[uzweirdun]

LOL jesse u basterrddd LOL lmao

[DanielUpton100]

Would you risk it for a totalbiscuit ?

[MisterRedacted]

Best. Episode. Ever.

[KefkeWren]

TB's slum housing? 98% Zombie proof.

Castle von Jessinstein? Zombie block party.

Win.

[johnreasons2]

Who else felt a pain in their heart when they heard of Jesse's betrayal?

[WMandrola]

"deceiving, conniving flounder"?

I LOVE this guy

[joecrowable34]

8:31 missed some topaz

[morgenix123]

you can sell the gems for quite some money

[lest128]

watch close as the worm gets attacked by black slime

[lest128]

@lest128 3:14



[terrorpeach]

Urgh, soggy biscuit...

[zebuzeeba]

It's funny how TB does something and Jesse laughs and then Jesse does something similar and he says something like "You are a bumbling idiot" You're so nice TB. =P

[silentbl00d]

lol after tb gets the hat he then turns nice then says "we will settle this like gentlemen" XD

[KingBull24]

"Stab 'em!"

I -3 Tb and his funny talks :3

[MrHardanheavy]

I lpve how TB finds a top hat in every single game somehow ;D

[665koma99]

PVP moment is tha best. SHARUKEN

[superalatreon1]

its official...laughing IS contagious

[yogscastfan]

soggy total biscuit lol

[RigateandDark]

When they respawn after the top hat battle. notice how Jesse is wearing the hat already? yet TB is completely ignoring this fact and going back to search for said hat. love how people don't look sometimes XD

[fuzia]

@RigateandDark I almost died laughing at that point of the video! :D

[Influx27]

@RigateandDark just because it's on screen doesn't mean they notice it. Hell, they completely overlooked a large seam of Iron in their cave and then dug underneath Castle von Jessenstein.

[curlyboy222]

Don't kill the miner hat guys, its like the Wheres Waldo of Terraria

[0Umbrakinetic0]

I just discovered this series and I have to say this is one of the most amusing things I've watched in some time!

[FilipooEpicSkrillex5]

Tb is missing an ore an rare one at 8.42

[guitarchristoph]

'Now give me the hat, and i will let you out of here alive...'

'SHURIKEN!!!!! SHURIKEN YO ASS!!!'

[ruihoa]

Lulz, I was playing terraria and watching this and got the blood moon at the same time as when they announced it XD

[Velocity999111]

Jesse and his jumps... :I

[Sorayiel]

Get back here! YOU SCUM! Inhuman...! Thieving...! Conniving...Bounder!!!

 xDD

[gempogi115]

the cobweb got scammed by TB at 7:15

[Didgedy]

I miss the time when episodes were more frequent and longer... sigh...

[GethAreAwesome]

I was laughing so hard when Jesse was chasing Totalbiscuit while wearing the top hat, hahaha!

[AhiruAngel]

This is now my new Saturday morning cartoons

[ExorcistX999]

Ah, you can't pay for humor like this

[snellman3]

Undead miners sometime drops a miners shirt. :) +1 armor and nothing else.

[NoOtherEpicNames]

00:12 There is a undead miner bottom left..

[ZackCosplayer]

Gotta love how TB constantly gives Jessie the stick for how he fights when he was the one who made him that crappy shortsword xD It clearly scarred Jessie for the rest of the series :D

[WonderWaffleNin616]

Ahh the War of the Hat... Truly epic.

[massimo48300]

All I have to say is 12:19

[spikeyanimalseamus]

OWLS!

[5illyMe]

"Fake guys trying to be girls" What are they then? Shemales?

[TheAudreychan]

Not to self: NEVER steal TB's top hat.

he'll hunt you down and murder you several times.

[feralvids612]

00:12 ITS THE SKELLY WITH THE MINERS HAT ON THE BOTTEM LEFT OF THE SCREEN!!!!

[stevothehibby]

Battle Of The Hat.  01.7.11

[MrFrostyDelight]

Thank god Youtube saves my place in this playlist!

[iPwNooBs28]

why does jesse's castle looks like a blinking face ? 24:35

[Konkyz]

@iPwNooBs28 haha! thats awesome... its because its so bloody amazing it looks like that... thats the only explanation... Castle Von Jessenstein.

[HoboSandvvich]

All this hat talk makes reminds me of tf2...

[lawawlawl]

They miss SO MANY MINERALS

[SHADO603]

Thumbs up if 22:14 and the following seqeunce remind you of the film Mr and Mrs Smith!

[sgtbender2000]

Thumbs up if you saw the miner at 00:13.

[steventian67149]

i saw jessie put it on and TB not notice and i was laughing until he noticed where i just broke down and LOL'd like crazy.

[nifty13100]

id love to hear TB rap

[darkkyu345]

best episode ever

[mrD518]

00:22 in the left theres a Undead Miner the skeleton miner thing.

[mrD518]

@mrD518 00:20 srry

[onesoccerkate]

"JESSE YOU JACKASS GIVE IT HERE!!" ~TB on Jesse taking the tophat.

[warkinss]

i used to have a top hat untill i toke an arrow to my knee

[Incineration69]

>------(knee)---->

Thumbs up if you play Skyrim

[TrollAholicAnonymous]

@Incineration69 You didn't even bother to make a joke about it...

[MegaZeeg]

he who shall not be named

[IVetoYou]

sooo...jesse how do you know tb is *cough* "soggy"?

[gigbits]

that was a nice hat joke

[roboticsheen]

If you really want to be evil trap him with ebonstone rocks :)

[scorpianman42]

Jesse: Be in cahoots with TB. CAHOOOOOOOOTS

::::)

[tagmanyouareitnow]

Me!!!!!

[00SniperKing]

anyone else watching a terraria marathon?

[MegaCooldude102]

using ingame names. mojo deserves that hat becouse U LET THE NURSE DIE.

[Nutblaster]

loved how jesse ran after tb with the hat on :D

[xfury33]

The days before the Jesse cam. Sigh....

[TehPolecat]

EPIC WEEBLE REFERENCE

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

he WAS jesse

[Spartan30032399]

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!111 I Got The Top Hat! Finally that was a long Blood Moon

[jibestboy]

i just want to say... @TotalHalibut... you moron! there was many zombies attacking the nurse which you could have saved, but you was just thinking about yourself and that tophat!

[stormworm12]

in how much things can jou be bad at at 1 game

only things hrs good at is failing

[MisterBluePants]

TB always get what he wants

[MSPAFilio]

I'm playing Super Mario 3D land at the same time as watching this.

So all I'm getting is; "Your nurse is in another castle!"

[xECHOSEVENx]

i enjoyed when he said " double jump out of here" mainly because when he hit "here" it sounded really well 100x better than beiber.

[jailong1999]

well ilearned that i had a boner the whole vid...



[TheNaehaable]

Shrukens

Y U NO KILLING THINGS ?!

[ShadowWolf1524]

i had a blood mooon and no top hat

[ShadowWolf1524]

start of video oh hey gold TB goes for the copper WTF gold is useful in this game !@#$

[qwertygamez]

TB stands in front of an army of 5000 zombies on a blood moon and is seperated from them by one wall. at the back of the army he sees a zombie with a top hat...

"I SHALL CHARGE FORTH! GIVE ME THAT TOP HAT YOU BASTARDS!!!"

[koatam]

@qwertygamez On the field of battle, to obtain the ultimate prize, with his companion Jesse Cox. together they battle and emerge Victorious, and severely injured. TB searches the field of battle for his hard fought prize, only to discover the betrayal at the hands of Jesse Cox.

"JESSE YOU JACKASS, GIVE IT HERE"

[PotterHeavy]

Why don't no one use there grappling hooks?!?!!??! Instead everyone builds wood bridges >___<

[UNIXTitan]

Would be pretty funny if Jesse just kept the hat without letting TB know and when TB kills another groom, gets another top hat and Jesse shows him HIS top hat...

"Jesse, where did you get that?"

Oh god no...

[theweirdofrom]

turn on captions,

:O

[CRiTiCaLPoMMy]

TB v JC... TB 2, JC 0

[Gullaxe]

11:30 Soggy... Biscuit... A-hehehe.

[oftenlostinwhat]

frog brothers reference ftw

[XoETERNALoX]

TB was really stoned when he agreed to something then... i love when that happens...

[SuperDopeHope]

i luv when TB laughs

[ZilasKoldGames]

best episode of all xD

[wolfman081389]

how was the bit with the top hat not in the 1000th video compilation, that was so funny

[bubba485]

thumbs up if you think TB is funnier than JC, and if you'd love to hear him say smegging more often.

[emocat800]

Zubat

[unnamedplayerful]

weebl referance!!!

[invaderchris4898]

and jesse coxs is over run with zombies

[invaderchris4898]

whats weird is that total bistcuits house is zombie free

[Makinnoz13]

he dont deserve cloud in a botttle :(

[CooliMcCool]

Use the closed captions, transcribe the audio, watch the show lol

[xXsdXxxx]

XD TB singing the owls song that MRweebl made XDDDDDDD

[DoodDC1]

I also love how TB left the nurse to die just to spite Jesse's new find

[yowaikemen]

They hate each other so much

[Arguingwithmyself1]

These guys need to play Terraria with the Yogscast.