Peter Griffin - Can't Touch Me!

[littlejjdiva]

OH MY GAW!

[ajamer476]

Can't touchey me heheheheh

[Myghtybeanz12]

what was the name of the episode



[joe72907290]

It's the original video :) ... In shitty quality ):

[TheSupersolomo101]

LETS SEE REGIS RAP THIS WAY!!!

[Superdarkcloud666]

I'm thinking of remixing this into a peter insult montage

[Superdarkcloud666]

I really want that fat dickwad's azz like 500 ft into the air

[IamRapperE]

this is really raandom. i mean seriously, listen to his voice.

[mrHenriD]

Chuck Norris can touch him



[Summerwhat]

LOLZ! This is so hecka funny!

[1234erdfws]

no one cant touch me

[jdf22nike]

Except you .. you can touch me (:

[fantom58]

"I've been around the world, from Hartford to Back Bay." A true New Englander!

[imakiller201]

kinda blurhy can u make clearer plz???

[TheLitafan7]

Finally!! the real Video!! XD

[boringshi]

Now make one in sync!

[randomdude550]

i did this to an officer while he was arresting me and he body slammed me to the ground

[MegaAnimeLuv]

@saxguylouis when peter says "i can riot, loot, not giv a hoot" is where the owl comes in :3

[flowerlover11]

LOL

[Th3MadcroK]

i just stole your car, yeah.. you cant touch me :3 mad ?

[HuffeIpuffer]

@Th3MadcroK I stole your doughter's virginity U mad :3

[Th3MadcroK]

@HuffeIpuffer You won this time woman >:3

[awittlebitofevweathi]

i dare 1 of u to say u cant touch me to ur mom wen shes bout 2 hit u

[TheBrat2002]

Thank goodness! I video with the actual video!!! No pictures! WOO!

[31Musicz31]

except for you.you can touch me

[Havilahworld]

Iwinkinstinct has 17 comments with his name on it 18 now though:P

[jimmyjonny90]

@iWkInstinct Haven't you seen the video? You can't touch him, even with copyright!

[robersons234]

love this song SHIPOOPI

[graalonlinelover12]

Exept for you, you can touch me

[d33v3r]

Except for you, you can touch me

[Recesity]

I wonder how many ohers memorized these moves

[MultiBulgarin]

he is i good singer

[flyby501]

omg your intro was a relief

[313drepeso313]

What about the end... "except for you, you can touch me". Peter said to the girl LOL

[yoshionfir]

stop  peter time

i always laugh

[Mr16thPrestige]

"i can riot, loot 'n' not give a hoot, and touch u'r sisters tits! cant' touch me"

[shadyboy969]

thats not grafitti lol

[me41206861]

Me:mom where are me french fries

Mom:i threw them out

Me: (i get mad)

Mom: i thought you were finished with those

Me (i tried to tackle here)

Mom: uh uh uh can't touch me

Mom: (does peter bump)

Me:(i join in)

XD XP XD

[LaWLF4iL]

holy shitfuck lots of views xD thanks everyone

[MsBmxlover]

@LaWLF4iL ur welcome

[Tuckinator15]

Peter: (points to a hot chick) Except for you, you can touch me.

[TJsherbet]

better graffics m8!

[jordanqwerty12345]

@iwkinstinct

Erm.. i would have thought youtube would have noticed a problem by now

[thirteeninlove2]

what episode is this song in>.>

[oscarlemur17]

I'm Peter go Peter let's just Regis strap this way. Can't touch me.

[123456789iayman2]

why can't i donate to this guy

[moneymaker1885]

no one can't touch me

[EpicPieXD]

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[Makookla]

LOL

[StupidStuffLLC]

FAMILY GUY 4EVA!!!!

[rockync7]

thats the best song remix ever done on family guy

[Hunta344]

diz nigga killed that mic!

[iilobbies]

@waffle44100 haha funny...i wouldnt even have a dollar..

[gokufan9999999999999]

i've got diplomatic ammunity

[Mizzjwright]

Lol I love family guy

[ThePrizma12]

lol peter is so funnay!

[manmynameisjohn]

its funny when they do the bump and joe was doing it in the wheelchair

[tallman862713]

where is the last part that he said 'you can touch me' to a chick?

[ThePrizma12]

Lol

[XAbbieX69]

Do The Peter Griffin Hump Lol ;)

[99ETS]

next time we have talent in my school i'm gonna do this XD

[iWkInstinct]

Copyright??? You don't have the right to put this up on your channel unless u have permission from the people who made family guy

[CaptainAlliance]

@iWkInstinct Oh you troll.

[trueConspiracy]

Sadly, iWinInstinct has a valid point.

[commanderbly4657]

@iWkInstinct That is stupid! He shows us a great video and you yell at him?!?!?

[ayannaxsesshy]

@iWkInstinct What about the people who make tribute videos? They don't get the permission from the people who made the show/anime they got it from, or the people who make any music they got. And walkthroughs/gameplay videos - people don't get permission from the games or whatever they're showing gameplay/walkthroughs for. If family guy finds this and wants it taken down, I'm sure LaWLF4iL will take it down.

[MrGamer100]

@iWkInstinct I don't think you properly understand how Copyright works, its flexibility and lenience, or the existence of the Fair Use law. He probably should have put some credit in the description just in case, but let's be real: Who DOESN'T know what show this is?

[bummwummn]

@iWkInstinct maybe he is a diplomat to?

[masterixpl]

@iWkInstinct go and eat some candy

[krutaa]

@iWkInstinct lmao

[507Soccer]

@iWkInstinct who gives a shit

[Goobaman1997]

@iWkInstinct shut up and enjoy the video :)

[me41206861]

@iWkInstinct why do you have thumbs up motherfucker you should have thumbs DOWWWWWWNNNNNNN cant touch me

[curtisjaylol]

@iWkInstinct No one gives a fuck.

[MrHello067]

@iWkInstinct soooo?

[420yendal]

@iWkInstinct - right.... like the makers of family guy ask permission for the many copyright laws they break.

[LaWLF4iL]

@420yendal thats exacly what they did here too lol

[ldhockeyguy]

@iWkInstinct suck a fat fucking dick

[ManSnowdrift]

@iWkInstinct пошел нахуй

[Metaldudehere]

Since when did Carter become a cop? 0:02

[supermarc45]

transcribe audio

[TheEternalKhaos]

Except for you, you can touch me :)

[Xaviour01]

Turn on CC captions :D

[Andrei3342]

@LaWLF4iL what episode is this?

[Nobienify]

The bump is actually the Cat Daddy.

[saxguylouis]

What's with the owl

[MrJonasLV]

Try making the CC translate it to your own language and laugh! XD

[ran3341]

Stop! piter time



[TheNikki1483]

1)TURN ON THE CC

2)CLICK THE SNOWFLAKE

3)THEN LAUGH TELL U DIE!:)

welcome

[somethigissomething]

The episode is called " E. Peterbus Unum" when there is 196 countries. The country is actually Peter's house, named Petoria.

[TheTeChNiCaLaRt]

ACCEPT you, you can touch me

[DerFragensteller]

1:03 that's what i call doubletime

[Gamingmonkeyss]

from what episode is this ?

[sensitivebeat]

STOP, you violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!

[badboys5612]

@alykat1118 The whole youtube video was stolen. The caption "Don't worry! It's the original video!". I can recognize it. Besides,it's 2 months ago. You're more of a dumbass for commenting on such a long comment.

[Xunmatio]

*goes outside and hits a policeman*

Policeman: Hey, ur comin with me!

Me: ''ah-ahh, can't touch me''

*policeman tries to grab me, but i'm a ghost*

[MrStusmit]

This rocks, family guy rules

[TheSupervideowatch]

finaly the original video

[BonesCapone1]

Except you, you can touch me.

[TheMultiGamer2k11]

lol kiss my rump. My new catchphrase :D

[thegamerfrominside]

lets see if someone could actually sing it

[Trashcansam123]

Regis? That's so random. But it's WAY WAY funnier than new Family Guy...

[purplefanadic234]

finally one thats an actual vedio and not just pictures

[TheQwertyqwa]

100 PEOPLE CANT TOUCH ME

[777digger777]

one of the only things of the early family guy seasons that were actually funny.

[777digger777]

which season/episode is this?

[tacobulavard]

CANT TOUCH ME do do do do, do do, da do

[waffle44100]

if i had a dollar for every pixle in this video.....id have a dollar.

[steve37533]

@waffle44100 never heard that before!!!

[waffle44100]

@steve37533 haha well you have now :)

[steve37533]

@waffle44100 lol :)

[quicksilver1203]

@waffle44100 Hater. Perhaps the only original video, with decent quality, and you still find the time and reason to whine about the quality.

[waffle44100]

@quicksilver1203 haha chill bro.

[rexmonn]

what is he doing i think he's a worm

[BabyRetardFish]

Press 3 for him to say 3!

[TheRkOLova20]

kiss my rump

[MrDominoguy]

CANT TOUCH ME!!

[swungspeedz]

and touch UR SISTER TET!



[dutchboy90]

Freaking genius

[1477danny]

i think someone colored in your ass cause u got to much ass fatass

[1477danny]

i dont care if your handy capped ill still park in your spot

[avonlaxer35]

just lik the bad guy from lethal weapons 2,

I got diplomatic immunity so hammer u cant sew hahahaha

[Olegsha777]

I guess mc hammer and 5 of his friends didn't like this version of the song

[Buch992]

witch episode is this? :D

[MegaDamnAge]

@Buch992

Season 2

Episode 18

[MegaDamnAge]

Helo new ringtone!

[1naturesbeauty]

Crappy quality but thanks for uploading a video that you can actually see movement. :)

[StewieMine]

forgot the end... peter goes up to a girl and is like

"But you can touch me"

[MrBoarhunting]

no my camra is a micorawave

[binweevilsjackpp5]

Thanks for making the vid!!!

[MrReman23]

umm ya, his camera is a microwave

[CX9A]

FINALLY! Thanks a lot man. Just saw this on cartoon network while playing an MMO with my lady hahaha

[ClutchG69]

except you, ur a nigger

[rileyjr16]

Louisiana Wildlife and Fisheries fail?

[4TheEvil0ne4]

lol yeeeah do the peter griffin fuck-cant touch me 0:48

[SuperThinker1000]

@4TheEvil0ne4 its bump it was a dance move in the 80's also called rump bump cuz you bump people wt yur butt

[MrDragonpoop]

awsome vid bro



[klaudio388]

Finnaly the real vidio.  Thnks

[SkyrimQueen]

thank for uploading the real video.

[RoccoBautista]

What epispde is this?

[MegaManki]

family guy on bbc? did i missed something?

[papergunmaniac00]

ya, my camera is a microwave.........

[xXQoUiCkZz]

witch season?

[gmod11100]

Can't touch me, Can't touch me, Ju Ju Ju Ju Just like the bad guy, from Letal Weapon 2, I've got diplomatic Imunnity soo Hamme you can't sue. I can write grafitti, even walk on the street and touch your sister's tit. Can't touch me! Can't touch me!(.........) Can't touch me! (........) STOP! Peter time! I'm a big shot, there's no doubt, light a fire and pee it out! Don't like it? Kiss my bumb! Just for a minute lets all do the Bump! Can't touch me.. Yeaaah do the Peter Bump, Can't touch me!.....

[xXxJoaninhaxXx]

this never gets old

[mjthewing]

im soo singing this at school tomorrow>:D

[badboys5612]

sorry for this but. Stolen

[LaWLF4iL]

@badboys5612 no shit... i didnt make family guy

[badboys5612]

@LaWLF4iL i meant the video.

[glaaachs]

@LaWLF4iL Touché

[gcarrasco1000]

@glaaachs stuped 

[ChrisMathers3501]

@badboys5612 Sorry for THIS, but, OH MY GOD, YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON. NO SHIT.

[badboys5612]

@ChrisMathers3501 Uhhhuh...

[xboxer59]

@badboys5612 NO SHIT SHERLOCK

[munchkin1099]

no top comment this is my chance i like tits

[Motorheadbanger93]

except you... You can touch me.

[kinghunthunt]

do the peter griffen bump

[sethc2001]

stop petah time!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iBr00talxd]

ya ya ya ya- mah camera is a microwave-

[mancba182]

who is regis?

[Pyroraptor0001]

@mancba182

regis philbin

[Eaglefly0]

Stop!  Petertime

[awesomeness441000]

the funny part was in the beginning he got in trouble for being on the grass and thts y he started singin then theres like 20 more pple on the grass

[AusLlamaProductions]

YOU LEFT THE BEST PART OUT NOOOOOOO "Except for you, you can touch me."

[MrOdawgs]

exceot for you, you can touch me XP

[quae7]

The Rejects got da cat daddy from here lol

[LMAO2988]

 Uh uh uh! Can't Touch Me! Can't touch Me!

J-J-J-J- Just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2

I've got diplomatic immunity so Hammer you can't sue

I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street,

I can riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat

Can't Touch Me

Can't TouchMe What in gods name is he doing?

Can't Touch Me

I beleive thats the worm

[supermatman98]

59999th viewer !?! >:(