its just been revoked

[DKrules9]

Brian is such a killjoy. That was an awesome one-liner.

[DarthKieduss43]

Peter should have said "That Motion's Just Been Revoked"

[HuDaFuK]

@DarthKieduss43 No he shouldn't, because then it wouldn't be a Lethal Weapon 2 reference...

[DarthKieduss43]

@HuDaFuK But it'd make more sense

[ExitWoundz1]

Hey, idc. as long as it's got Quagmire, and Meg, we're all good.

[Blakmajik4]

Brian's final reaction is the best part of this whole sketch.

[Frogginator7]

thats......... better?

[TheCarrShow]

thats, better?

[scacefrankVideos]

ITS JUST BEEN REVOKED :D

[Vascor]

@nick1234567890232 Fucking die. Please.

[divisiondelta]

what episode is this from?

[geldofpunk32]

@divisiondelta Lois Kills Stewie.

[ShadoWarrior010]

anyone noticed that there is no 0:14 ?

[StarFoxAutobot]

Too bad it was only a simulation.

[Jellyfish60]

@StarFoxAutobot

Why? You want Stewie dead?

[StarFoxAutobot]

@Jellyfish60 He was never funny, he's completely irritating, he keeps going on and on about his raging anti-Semitism and gay teddy bear, he gets away with all sorts of heinous shit Scott-free, and he's the popular character on this show while Meg is the butt-monkey for no reason?

Now you know why one of the only episodes I liked was when Stewie is accidentally knocked down the stairs and his head is split open, too bad he survived that too.

[Jellyfish60]

@StarFoxAutobot

But Meg is not funny and you know that if Stewie was removed from the show sooner or later ratings will drop.

[StarFoxAutobot]

@Jellyfish60 Well MacRacist, I mean, MacFarlane could at least TRY to make her funny.

Then again, if anybody's gonna get killed off for good again it should be Quagmire first. He's even worse than Stewie and hasn't gotten hardly anything in the way of comeuppance.

[StantonGaming]

@StarFoxAutobot Shut it, Jew

[visiondevil21]

@StarFoxAutobot, no, hell no. Quagmire is too important for the show to get killed off dude.If anybody is going to get killed off, it has to be someone who doesn't make many appeareances in the show.

[visiondevil21]

@StarFoxAutobot, i'd say kill off Joyce Kinney really, knowing that she has a huge problem with Lois

[brownfm19]

@StarFoxAutobot bitch are ya retarded?! meg is by far the worst character in the show. the only reason she is funny is cuz everyone hates her

[dAtomicAudreyb]

@StarFoxAutobot There's this thing called irony and satire, and I think you miss its point entirely.

[lilTcash13]

@StarFoxAutobot bruh iz a t.v show

[brohan914]

YIPPIE KAI YAY MOTHERFUCKER

[russfuller0803]

ih yw eman si ssur

[Kaitlyn102798]

WHATS IN THE BOX?!?

[KittenSpazz]

I did not find this even a stitch of funny..... in fact I barely find Family Guy to be funny. ever.

[CFCFeargalCFC]

@KittenSpazz 15% for the troll since you produced a response from me

[thewhofan99]

@KittenSpazz are u human?

[04speedyguy]

@taekwondomartin1 it's A keyboard, not AN keyboard.

except for that, awesome comment.

[LulzCodeFTW]

I'll have what she's having!

[ozzfreak05]

and people find this funny?

[DCandHAZ]

@ozzfreak05 yep

[disneyking81]

brian that line work in that situation

[TheLeonaMan]

lol!

[BARMAN360]

@taekwondomartin1 a keyboard*

[taylorgoff235]

@taekwondomartin1

llǝʍoʌ ɐ ɥʇıʍ ʇɹɐʇs ʇ,usǝop pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ǝsnɐɔǝq uɐ ʇou ɐ s,ʇı

[geekmachine1]

@taekwondomartin1 lol shity ebay keyboards

[vShadowWARRIORv]

@taekwondomartin1 I will never buy a keyboard from ebay again

[F2L4Life]

@taekwondomartin1

Y̪̠̞̮̗͒ͣͪ͋o̙̲̭̱͙̙̤̐̌ͭ͐͗͌̑̿̚u̔̆­̭͙̙̰̺̺̠ ͙͍̙̪̽̓ͥ͂ͣ͋ẗ̝̻̳͙͊͗͗ͤ͛̌̉̋h̓͑ͪ̿̐­͔̫̞͍̹̪̯̤͆̋̈́ͦi͚̟͙̬̾͋ͭ͐̈́ͪͧ̃͑n̰͙͋­͚k̳͉̹̥̦̰̋̂͛ͤ̆̏͂ ͎̲̤̺͚̝̦̲̈y̞͕̯͔̰͚̏̈́̉ͅo͔̓̓̓̿̓̓̿͋­͎̟̣̦ú͎̰͙̘͂'͔͙͊͑́̍v͕̱̖͋̆͆ͨͦ̔eͧ­̦̮̘̬̐ͧ̑ͤ̈́͌ͫͩ ̯͉̯͕̭͓̫̽́ͥ̐ͬ̌̚ͅg͙͉͔̙͕̑̋o̍͗̌ͣ̎͊­̬̤t̜̫͉̮̫̑ ͈̠̝̤͔͔̟̍͐͊̐̓ͨi͙̖͑ͣͫť͖̲̲̃ͦ̆ͩ͌̄­̹͎̖̙͎̪ ̫͓̭̝̙̪̯̗̞̋ͯͮ̒ͭ́b̝̤̪͙͕̾ͦ̂͋aͯ̏̃͑­͚̤ͦ̔ͅd̺͉̺̲̜̠ͪ͛͌̅ͦ.̹͇ͯͤͬ͐.̌͆ͨ͒̊­̪̠̙̪͇͙̟͆͊.͈̰̲̮̻̳̗̂̏̿̾̓ͪ̈́ͪ͒.̐͛̈­̘̝̪̤͓͈̫̑͌̔ͯ̎ͅ

[roryrobinson]

@F2L4Life The fact that this is the top rated comment actually makes me want to kill myself.

[xSmokeClan]

@F2L4Life wtf

[bigcasey1995]

@taekwondomartin1 Why won't you buy a keyboard from ebay? I always do :)

[Phoenixtear101]

@taekwondomartin1 lol nice dude.

[Bruntley96]

@taekwondomartin1 an keyboard, well done.

[russfuller0803]

@taekwondomartin1 lol HOW JOO DO THAT?!

[Romanianloop]

@russfuller0803 fliptext.net

[Romanianloop]

@taekwondomartin1 *ɐ pɹɐoqʎǝʞ

[valy225]

Family Guy Season 6, Episode 4 - Stewie Kills Lois Family Guy Season 6, Episode 5 - Lois Kills Stewie

[TxtACRowetxT]

NOOOO!!! THEY KILLED RIKA VAN DEN HAAS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOO!

[epicpieho]

CANT TOUCH THE FAT MAN (fallout 3 refrence) HOLDING A 357. (half life reference) wait a minute FALLOUT-LIFE 4 .......no..........NO........ FUCK YOU GABE NEWEL AND BERDESTHA

[tazFRAGS]

@epicpieho i want your life, your hopes your dreams, every thought you have processed, every single strand of DNA, every hair follicle, every bar of carbon dioxide you have exhaled, removed from this earth, I want your family plagued with impotence so the gene pool can never be polluted with anyone resembling the intelligence of you. I want you dead.

[lloyde32]

@tazFRAGS woahhhhhh easy there partner

[sommrandim]

@lloyde32

i thought it was a bit harsh too haha

[TheGLaDOSvideoCore]

"I'll have what she's having." Says the funniest person in the room :P

[bcur12]

thats... Better?



[JuGgaScruBBa]

anyone wanna see my paginis?

[mrgarymakin]

Give me back my son!

[1991ByronMitchell]

lol ILL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING

[robin549195]

its just been revoked perfect

[FourthUpsilon]

@182Burritos Dude I spat up my water laughing at that, nice one!

[tylermcki44]

9 people didn't have what she's having.

[firestarter199515]

Where would we b wivout Lethal Weapon?

[Epicnessable]

Was Peter really being clever with that second phrase, or did he just think of "When Harry Met Sally"?

[mbenzsl2000]

Just, just, just like the bad guy from lethal weapon 2.... I've got diplomatic immunity...so Hammer you cant sue

[spinemelter2000]

Shut up, Brian. No one wants to hear your nitpicky criticisms.

[mattstorm360]

@182Burritos Seal 2 WHAT? there is no woman here. well besides that woman you all most shot.

[hookiebookie1]

@mattstorm360 almost*

[hookiebookie1]

@mattstorm360 ahhh my bad i get it :P

[182Burritos]

@mattstorm360 Haha indeed

[ben2nd]

@182Burritos what was the point in your comment?

[182Burritos]

@ben2nd If you don't know...then that is very unfortunate.

[RDD756]

@ben2nd the point in his comment was just to get likes. like always :I

[WarEmu7]

@182Burritos I like to think Bin Laden did set them up for that Lethal Weapon line.

[SpoonFilms]

This bit was funny until he threw in the "I'll have what she's having." Then it ruined the whole thing.

[TheRandyChimp]

@SpoonFilms How so? Nice reference to another film, also showing Peters lack of competance when it comes to quoting one-liners.

[xSPHVIPERx]

This is how I picture what happened when we killed Osama.

[MooneySuzuki3654]

That's better?

[WolfySnackrib666]

It's supposed to say "It's just been revoked". Not "its"

[GioCampana]

@WolfySnackrib666 Good thing this isn't English class, eh grammar nazi?

[WolfySnackrib666]

@GioCampana HEIL HITLA!

[Thebande123450]

my name on xbox 360 is ReVoKeD BA xDDDDDDDDDDD

[homerjayproductions]

@Thebande123450 well done you

[Jman4Life45]

This is hilarious! Oh man I can't stop laughing.

[gearsofwar2isawsome]

Ummm i really have noooo idea what he means :\

[LFCLad05]

@gearsofwar2isawsome

Basically, Peter killed Stewie and said 'Its just been revoked' from Lethal Weapon but its just said very much out of context :D

[gearsofwar2isawsome]

@LFCLad05 OHHH HAHAHA i get it now thanks :D

[eruption257]

@gearsofwar2isawsome "It's just been revoked" is a line from Lethal Weapon where one character kills the villain, who has diplomatic immunity. This doesn't apply to the situation in the video, so Peter instead quotes a line from When Harry Met Sally. Which is... better.

[cabooses1fan]

Thats....better?

[Leatherbubba]

You fold up your tents - and get the fuck out of my country - and I won't do anything to you. I'll leave you alone. Cause if you stick around here, I'm gonna FUCK YOUR ASS.

[stephencious]

ahahahahahahah!!!!

[flcl64]

brian ruins everything, shoulda just left it at peters one liner. lol

[SpunkySkunk347]

DIP THE MEDIC IN MUNITY

[Emahja22]

@SpunkySkunk347 its diplomatic immunity retard...lol...how dumb..

[FATALFURYKID]

your the idiot. You couldn't even tell that SpunkySkunk's comment was a joke.

fuckin loser lol

[Emahja22]

@FATALFURYKID ya mama

[FATALFURYKID]

@Emahja22 Real original........ Now if you couldn't tell I'm being sarcastic on this comment; so next time put some more pepper into your next comeback putz ^_^

Peace, love, and chicken grease motherfucker.

[blackgti3510]

@FATALFURYKID hey hey hey we leave the chicken grease out of this!

[FATALFURYKID]

@blackgti3510 Your right. I shouldn't have brought the chicken grease into this, but can the Peace and Love stay?

[Emahja22]

@Emahja22 your funny..it actual kno what to say as soon as i see it...its just that i dnt sit on the fuckn computer all day you fuckn no life havin bitch!...i bet ur still a virgin....bitch ass...lol..

[Nefariousbig]

@Emahja22 Good effort on replying to your own comment there.

[mattyboy4074]

@Nefariousbig LOL i think he is emo

[CTRep42]

@Nefariousbig

Winning an argument on the internet is like winning the Special Olympics:

No matter how good you think you did, you're still a retard. 

[Nefariousbig]

@CTRep42 All I did was point out that guys stupidity, there was no argument. You're pretty much doing the same thing, except you're just spouting a tired cliche and achieving nothing. Try harder next time.

[CTRep42]

@Nefariousbig

And/or interfering with an argument.

[Nefariousbig]

@CTRep42 How is me pointing out his stupidity any more retarded than you pointing out my apparent retardation? You've tried to be clever, you've failed.

[CTRep42]

@Nefariousbig

TL;DR

[Nefariousbig]

@CTRep42 3 lines is tl;dr? Hot damn you're stupid. Did you just find a book of old 4chan memes and catchphrases or something?

[Emahja22]

@FATALFURYKID your gay bruh...lol..

[FATALFURYKID]

@Emahja22 It sure took you a long time to come up with something to type faggot. Sure your not slow in the fucking head you prick.

[JayRicci7891]

I think this is Peter's best ever line on Family Guy. Too funny

[dude500ful]

what season and episode is this please reply

[maolain88]

@dude500ful 'Lois Kills Stewie'

It's part two of a two part episode

[beneltaforce]

@dude500ful its the "lois kill stewie part 2" its the sequel to stewie kills lois

[zentarim2]

time for some nuclear diplomacy

[ollie63m]

thats better ??

[ninjasquirrelsrock]

"That's... better?"

[Robeedle]

DIP THE MEDIC IN MUNITY

[clyburndm]

its just been revoked ? what kind of slogan is that?

[GuitarCoversLessons]

@clyburndm an epic one but it has to be setup right damn shame

[bobmoore20]

@clyburndm peter shoots stewie and then drops the danny glover line from lethal weapon 2. i love it

[secruztehking]

ohh back when family guy was good. i miss those days :(

[revinax1]

"Hasta la vista, baby!" works perfectly!

[TheNp42]

"It's just been revoked."

YOU HAVE FOUND THE LULZ.

[PSU24RULZ]

I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING

[Ollie7475]

@PSU24RULZ, that's... better?

[KoolThing14]

Oh "Ill have what SHE'S HAVING!" Thats....Better?

lulz

[glefros]

HAHAHA FAMILY GUY IS SO HILARIOUS

[superrockaddict]

did he died?

[iamralfieleon]

haha this cracks me up

[sanders924]

I hate when spanish people say "jajajajajaja"

[iamsopoor9]

@sanders924 jajajajajajajaja

[SargentMugen]

@sanders924 Me too.

[Greener221]

that's...better?

[HyperRyun]

Ha ha unoriginal writing.

Seth Macfarlane you silly goose. Ironically, unoriginal writing is also unoriginal for anything he's involved with. D'oh hoho.

[iamralfieleon]

yeah i prefer all your really hilarious and popular comedy programmes that give you the right to critisize someone as successful as seth macfarlane. i mean i've never seen one of your comedy programmes that had unoriginal writing in it.

doosh

[HyperRyun]

@iamralfieleon

Can you please explain to me what part about the "success" of Seth Macfarlane makes him exempt to someone expressing disapproval about his productions? Can you also point out where I even so much as acknowledged another (television) production, let alone supported it above Family Guy?

However, if you like, Family Guy's wikipedia article has a very nice segment (with original articles) about how real critics giving criticism called the show bad an unoriginal. Take a peek.

[peacedude626]

Le meausin sin do un chat tell sim ha ha ha

[Jeff652854000]

That's... better?

Lolz

[Punyi96]

ahahahahah omg it just been revoked hahahah Tomare lo mismo que ella jajahahajahhaa

[Cerealguitarplayer]

OHHH THE LULZ.

LOL DASU DASU DASU

[rmf86]

DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!

[tenseman08]

@rmf86 so hammer you cant sue

[rmf86]

@tenseman08

can't touch me!

[kingofchaosful]

@rmf86 it's just been revoked



[TopHat]

I'm not even really into Family Guy, but when I saw this, massive lulz ensued

[princepe123]

@TopHat dude you're missing out , i know may seem like any othe cartoon show but it theres so many jokes , and they are the ridiculous things that happen to us , it's so jokes , it just take the piss out of everything.

[Nascarking24]

@princepe123 Its Just Been Revoked!

[Ricecook]

My favorite family guy bit ever! This ep was on last night after I had it in my head all week, so awesome.

[aplyo]

thats... better? lol favorite part

[youliveyoudie]

lol

[ryandom93]

diplomatic immunity byatch!

[Fmxsupasta]

ahhahahaahaha i love this