DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.YOU WILL GET KISS IN THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMMENT IN AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING SODUNTSTOP READING.THIS IS SCARY PUT THIS ON ATLEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AN YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREeN BIGLETTERS.THSISACTUALLYCRAZYCAUSEITACTUALLyworks
@offplanetfilms yay btw i have an idea step one lead a string through the maggot hole of a fly until it comes out the mouth loop again through bum and mouth now tie a shiny coin to the end coming out of the mouth use supa glue to keep the rest of the string onconcrete run in the house open the blinds and wait once somebody picks it up the fly will split in half
The only torture i ever did to a fly is take a sandal (like the one you walk on the beach) and i have sharp eyes so BANG i hit that fly with the sandal and it fell to the floor helpless. after that i took him on a piece of paper, took small nail scissors and cut his head off!!! strangely his body twitched for a few seconds but then he died! HOORAY!
Ah, we're just busy as all hell trying to bang out a few twisted Easter specials (finally an Easter Tortures for Flies special too! ...Been meaning to make one for years.)
or u cud get the box and put needles have way in so that when it is squished it penetrates the fly then light the box on fire and run it over / hit it with sledge hammer
da fuq ez dis shitz
sweet58441 1 week ago
@sweet58441 ...Something truly wonderful ;)
offplanetfilms 6 days ago
If he's Indian, why are his hands white?
Jughead2950 1 week ago
@Jughead2950 ...Because he's Freddie Mercury!
offplanetfilms 1 week ago
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joey123456ification 2 weeks ago
nah, that's too easy! >:^D
Jared7822 2 weeks ago
if you it's head off it starts buzzing like crazy
yuionanodesuyo 2 weeks ago
ok i might do that one
buffmaggot 2 weeks ago
Instead of a fly I put a spider lol it died( *`ω´)
candykid021 3 weeks ago
ive watched them all MAKE MORE
gman1451 3 weeks ago in playlist Tortures For Flies
@gman1451 ..We're on the case!
offplanetfilms 3 weeks ago
@offplanetfilms yay btw i have an idea step one lead a string through the maggot hole of a fly until it comes out the mouth loop again through bum and mouth now tie a shiny coin to the end coming out of the mouth use supa glue to keep the rest of the string onconcrete run in the house open the blinds and wait once somebody picks it up the fly will split in half
gman1451 3 weeks ago
@gman1451 ...Actually, that's not bad at all!
offplanetfilms 3 weeks ago
@offplanetfilms ty ;) will u use it?
gman1451 3 weeks ago
@gman1451 ...I'll put it in my files & I'll get around to it!
offplanetfilms 3 weeks ago
@offplanetfilms sweet
gman1451 3 weeks ago
Hell, really? I am an Indian but I'm seeing this the first time!!
Apoorv12345ify 1 month ago
A fuckn fly has got take 'is chances like any one else. Bin Laden in a box. Sweet!
Salinity1001 1 month ago
@offplanetfilms OMG me n my friend at scool did tis and called em walks aswell
killkarma361 1 month ago
catch fly, rip off the wings.. then let it.. fly? okay.. JUMP btw what do you call a fly that can't fly..
Reallush 3 months ago
@Reallush ...a walk?
offplanetfilms 3 months ago 8
@Reallush A failure at life :P
blackwolves909 1 month ago
haha!
queenwolf101 4 months ago
that's hilarious!!
LaurineStardoll 5 months ago
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SmilyLove101 5 months ago
i love this video and i love every video i watch.....thank offplanetfilms.....thank you
scarletruby2002 6 months ago
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gross but cool!!
ZXaznfreakXZ 6 months ago
thank you come again.
nameonbfhdeadheads7 7 months ago
THIS HILARIOUS!
Sodierof4tuneBabi 7 months ago
Why not light a fire while the fly is in the matchbox? ;P
sasuketheavenger1000 7 months ago
@sasuketheavenger1000 ...I might save that one for another day!
offplanetfilms 7 months ago
@sasuketheavenger1000 i had the same idea! give him a slow and painful death
wellregard 5 months ago
you muder
clazazzz 7 months ago
@clazazzz ...Are you trying to say I throw mud at things? That makes as much sense as a giraffe astronaut!
offplanetfilms 7 months ago 27
This is horrible :(
KelynaRocksLoud 7 months ago
@KelynaRocksLoud ...What are you crying for? ...It's not a Lassie movie!
offplanetfilms 7 months ago 14
@KelynaRocksLoud Um not really they only have a day to live anywau.they're very dirty and disgusting creatures.
xzaru543 5 months ago
i really wanna try this...
lordulcocsi 8 months ago
hhaha brilliant :D
irishkidd4lyf 8 months ago
red head matches.. haha.
C0SSAQ 8 months ago
:( poor flyes, awful.I cant NEVER do this for them.!
rihannafan36 9 months ago
would you go to hell for this?
callser67 9 months ago 5
@callser67 ...laughing at a black humored cartoon? I doubt it.
offplanetfilms 9 months ago 5
@offplanetfilms haha, i mean actually performing the executions
callser67 9 months ago
I'm sooooooooo gonna do that this summer. :D
iWindBlade 10 months ago
LOL!!
CannibalZombieKiller 11 months ago
this fly just killed and eye moving.. .EPIC
zooweemama24 1 year ago
He has now been humbled.. HA!
LordEli 1 year ago
Your should do the same thing but don't kill it leave it alive trapped and then flush it down the toilet.
MexiEmaAKAEma 1 year ago
@MexiEmaAKAEma ...there's an extended variant on the toilet flush idea in the episode "Fantastic Voyage" !!
offplanetfilms 1 year ago
how do you guys make this?
MRNUTCAKE 1 year ago
@MRNUTCAKE ...Blood, tears, elbow grease... and some single frame old-school animation! (and a few secrets we keep to ourselves under the pillow)
offplanetfilms 1 year ago
TERRORIST! :O lol
"First, Kidnap a fly from neighboring country :D"
"imprison him inside a small box! :D"
"procede with the insertion! :O lol"
"OF PINS :D, This gives the fly some time to reflect of the times he's had in his life :D."
warlerker 1 year ago
The accent and wording in this is perfect.
"Next, proceed with the insertion of pins"
NavinJohnson90 1 year ago
or stick it in a matchbox like that where theres only one match left, trap the fly in the box, light the match a-.....well you know the rest :)
krauserkiller365 1 year ago
@krauserkiller365 ...thats not bad!
offplanetfilms 1 year ago
i just stun um put um in the barrel of a mini spud gun and BOOM *splat*
jevonvon1 1 year ago
i love these tourture for flies. lol
CandyTulip 1 year ago
WTF?!?!?!? this is some sick shit
kylec82 1 year ago
@kylec82 ...Neah... its' just something for the conservative minds to squawk, "WTF" at!
offplanetfilms 1 year ago
poor fly......NOT!
animegurlz2012 1 year ago
this is so mean! XD
meepmeepbunny 1 year ago
i did this sortov i found a flie and put it under a starbucks cofee lid and put nails in it XD
grantika445 1 year ago
HAHA DIE FLYES, DIIIIE
The only torture i ever did to a fly is take a sandal (like the one you walk on the beach) and i have sharp eyes so BANG i hit that fly with the sandal and it fell to the floor helpless. after that i took him on a piece of paper, took small nail scissors and cut his head off!!! strangely his body twitched for a few seconds but then he died! HOORAY!
no0bK1ll3r 1 year ago
Ah, we're just busy as all hell trying to bang out a few twisted Easter specials (finally an Easter Tortures for Flies special too! ...Been meaning to make one for years.)
offplanetfilms 1 year ago
WHASSUP
seamonkeyfan90 1 year ago
@seamonkeyfan90
...air... sky... stars... birds... airplanes... satellites...
offplanetfilms 1 year ago 2
ur right............ hey! what else?.......
seamonkeyfan90 1 year ago
have i seen this from tv??? looks familiar
chungboyXD 1 year ago
This is from Naruto!
seamonkeyfan90 1 year ago
I think "Naruto" stole it from us in the first place! (Whoever "Naruto" is?!?)
I do actually recall filming it in the studio without any "Naruto" present!
offplanetfilms 1 year ago
@offplanetfilms Naruto is a TV Anime about a kid ninja. In any case, they stole the idea from you,
BhanuHabbo 1 year ago
@offplanetfilms no naruto was created in 1999
this was made after
(so you probily copyed them)
lol666 1 year ago
@lol666 ...I have absolutely no idea what you're referring to, so subsequently I copied no bugger!)
offplanetfilms 1 year ago
this is possible not like all other vids
TargouniusKILLER 2 years ago
lol the red head looks ugly as shit
bangjung227 2 years ago 2
lol
KillaDose 2 years ago
Looks like Pauline Hanson on the box..!
leokimvideo 2 years ago
hahahahahahaha
letsgosurfing2 2 years ago
he has now been humbled.
epic!!
j4ckblade 2 years ago 19
This is my favorite one, just for the instructor :P
moomoocowcowy 2 years ago
So hilarious.
Dysmorfic 2 years ago
reminds me of an iron maiden(the torture device that is)
logang666 2 years ago
You watch Naruto, don't You?
Mustang4Alex 2 years ago
Hell no, I ain't 12 years old.
logang666 2 years ago
I actually did this to a fly D:
AndreasL22 2 years ago
ha, kidnap a fly from neighboring country, LOL!
CODEMASTER4601 2 years ago 46
I wish I could catch a damn fly in the first place, the evasive bastards!
elysianintricacy 2 years ago 3
its easy
just use a jar
consthewolves 2 years ago
I've caught a few by pouncing on them. My cat taught me how. Okay,she didn't teach me,but I do get them by pouncing!
:D
Britfiftyfive 2 years ago
I have a revolutionary idea: How about you stop being nasty to flies? :P
Yownanymous 2 years ago
But, I'm only ever nasty to cardboard flies... no real flies involved!
Was Roadrunner and Coyote ever nasty to real animals?
offplanetfilms 2 years ago
I love the idea..
leokimvideo 3 years ago
omg lol
mellenberndt 3 years ago
or you could run over the fly while in the box with a scooter
OhNoesItsTai 3 years ago
mmmm not bad ... I may elaborate on that one!
offplanetfilms 3 years ago
or u cud get the box and put needles have way in so that when it is squished it penetrates the fly then light the box on fire and run it over / hit it with sledge hammer
chainsaw745 3 years ago
oh and make sure u heat up the needles so they are REALLY hot
chainsaw745 3 years ago
you should put him in the fire or bury him
z0mgbananas 3 years ago 2
lmao
TruckerGarth 3 years ago
I guess it didn't die rofl
AndreONEz 3 years ago
Excellent!
whirlpoolzend 3 years ago
gee these are very funny i can't stop laughing. i need to know how can i get the complete series? i.e. on CD or email thanks
i need more of these
bbbtpt 4 years ago 2