Romanian witches ENRAGED over new taxes curse their gov ... with cat urine!

[KaijuKingGojira]

stone that bitch XD :D

[togagirl100]

that witch at the beginning is how Angelina Jolie is going to look in about 20 years

[hangemhigh2000]

" YEA BUT, yea but. Yea butt?

[Olengher]

Yep its all fun and games but your spells wont work in the labour camp fuckin gipsy idiot.Payn taxes improves your stauts.This is stupid, superstition does not go with romanian society but everybody should have their place and we let them be long enough, they seem to be earning money from that.And thanx god for drivin instructors taxes, no more idiots

[cutes22]

Yeah, I bet they're shaking in their boots.

[barriepenman]

They shouldn have joined forces with Rapture Day and doubled their power to fek things up for everyone.

[ubersteigen]

What a collection of sloppy ignorant cunts....

[AngelsAvenge]

lol...you can say what you want about witches...when they start playing with that black majic..they mean business!! The politicians are probably shaking in their elite underwear right now since black majic and spells are used in the justice system as well..they are aware of its power..and if you dont' have God in your life.these spells can go generation thru generation of blood lines...see this is what these governments deserve..they unleashed this in the first place centuries ago!! K A R M A

[ROMENO91]

FUCKING GYPSIS (INDIAN ORIGINAL) WITCHES I HATE THEM THEY SUCK .YU HAVE TO BE STUPID TO BELIEAVE IN WITCHES DONTH EXIST .

[DSAhmed]

ha hah ahahaHHAHAH! that's hilarious.

[bustkill]

those aren't romanians those are gypsys

and as shown, stupidity comes with theifery, fraud and unbelivable superstitious foolishness

[dannyjam]

Why do reporters put on that weird voice when they do a report?

[Ebdan88]

Could you PLEASE CAST SPELLS FOR HAARP AND CHIMTRAILS!!? PLEASE!!

[codexdelux]

Surely if they can tell the future with their witchcraft (if not their not much of a witch eh?) this should'nt have come as a surprise now should it?

[johncrab67]

So stupid.

[Bardlettt]

Well...did it work? I mean, I have a cat and want pot legal, so this is some important information.

[TheDarkSagan]

Ridiculous, and very typical. Tax that ass!

[watuwaitn4]

"Witches, astrologers, and driving instructors" ? LOL

[JollSSteR]

they shouldve demostrated their magic by throwing a fire ball at something

seriously if magic existed we would be living in a completely different world

[alexandervlad]

@JollSSteR IT's not "cool" magic, or testable magic, like we see in video games. It's just taking credit over someone's misfortune as being the effect of a curse.

[JollSSteR]

@alexandervlad yeah curses are lame

[Danoftouni]

why the fuck is ITN taking this seriously?... "It could get far worse...." EURGH

[TruthSurge]

This is WHY they have no $. Backward ass, superstitious people who sit on their fat asses and turn cards. wow.

[alexandervlad]

@TruthSurge What people are you refering to?

[trentBowie]

Romanian witches? Are you FUCKING kidding me? They make money doing their spells or whatever and they don't want to give back to the community? But hey, what goes around comes around and if they really believe in their magic or whatever, then they should know that any curses they cast on the government will come back on them sevenfold.

[HeroesofApostasy]

So all you have to do to avoid taxes is burn cat poop?

[mrx0066600]

She's fearlessly stupid.

[TheEVILutionist]

Witches stole my bike...

[EvilnessAkaDani]

I hope they didn't actually kill dogs either..

But if they didn't and just used roadkill, then kudos for them cleaning up Lol ;p

[ReasonableMe]

Gratuitous cleavage closeup at 1:17? Yeah, sure she is wearing a giant necklace but, WTF?!?

[kerbe3]

Well, when a horrible catastrophe befalls the politicians seemingly out of nowhere, then we can maybe believe the witches had something to do with it.

[TheMrCJist]

16% tax rate? Big deal:D

Witchcraft can't be as big as the church in Romania. Do them next (if not already). Jesus would want it:D

[MrKrov]

That was fairly odd.

[grizzzlyjoe]

"Double, Double, toil and trouble,

Fuck around with a Witch,

and you're askin' for trouble."

Wouldn't you know it, I'm fresh out of Cat Urine ... and it's time to file my taxes again.

[feedtherich]

Good, now tax the churches as well.

[corvardus]

I think they must have got it wrong... it should be "witches, astrologers and traffic wardens weren't considered to have proper jobs".

[LastOptionPils]

Now if only the politicians in Romania had the balls to say "Okay curse me that should prove how nonsensical this is." of course that would require that they also not believe in that nonsense.

[unassumption]

legitimizing the profession is the worst thing possible, ban this bullcrap and put these bitches to real jobs

[explosivoification]

"For the government this is no laughing matter", well for me it is haha

[skeletonmom]

Brain-to be fair the lady at the beginning of the video was probably a Roma Tigani (gypsy) and arent considered part of the Romanian populace majority. I dont say this to knock these people, however, they tend to be poor and dont have a mainstream education. And, they are arent treated well in their country of residence (some deservedly so, some not). They are extremely superstitious and practice old beliefs. The other lady in the video might be gypsy, or just a regular fortune teller.

[skeletonmom]

@skeletonmom - darn character limit- they are an extremely OLD people (kinda like the berbers, aussie aboriginals, maasai, etc) and even though some of their people may adopt and live within modern society, these types of people hold on to their old ways and traditions. Hope that helps everyone understand. Thanks.

[krapptacular]

Oh shit, that was funny as shit, this woman needs to use wrotten rats assholes, cat piss and dead dogs don't work haha : ) when ever i hear how smart humans are, i can say look at this asshat.

[mysterioso2006]

HAHAHAHAHAA

[thorkyll]

bitches

[TheScienceFoundation]

Hey man, don't knock cat urine, it can get you high. Ever seen that episode of south park? lol

[goonodeath]

Psychic wars!

NAH NAH NAH NAH

PEW PEW PEW

[toppledgod]

she must be a Real Witch, she has a Wart!

[Roseybaby63]

Thanks for the biggest laugh I've had today.

[nemo3590]

I fucking lol'd hard at this news segment. I hope ZOMGitsCriss talks about it.

And holy shit does that witch look like a stereotypical storybook witch. She needs to get her ass to Hollywood.

Romania has it easy. When their citizens are dissatisfied, they mumble nonsense at you. Our citizens have guns. Which do you suppose is more effective when push comes to shove?

[16thunder]

Romanians are fucking idiots!

The 99,99% of the government  sucks!

The economy is messed up!

The 95% of the population is retarded !

What would you expect?

Believe me I know

[alexandervlad]

@16thunder Romanians aren't fucking idiots. SOME are, but youre gross generalisation is the stupid thing here.

And the witches are gipsies, for what i know.

[16thunder]

@alexandervlad Yes the witches are gypsies

But i am not talking about only this video, in generally Romanians are stupid, the government spends a lot of money on insignificant things if not insignificant then in a way that it doesn't worth nothing and the people do nothing. The economy is falling open your eyes Romania already owe a lot of money to other countries and it will get worse.. The Romanian land is beautiful and it has so many natural resources do we benefit of it? NO!!! I wonder why.

[alexandervlad]

@16thunder That's because intelligent people stay out of politics, imho.

[screwopenborders]

@alexandervlad what what what? intelligent people stay out of politics? you mean dirty politics?

[alexandervlad]

@screwopenborders No, i mean that most people in politics are below the best thinking minds romania has to offer.

[screwopenborders]

@alexandervlad Its like that everywhere...Don't you think? I mean George Bush Jr. was the worst president in American history, Ron Paul would be a much better president. Problem is the media brainwashes people to support a certain agenda instead of whats right for everyone.

[alexandervlad]

@screwopenborders Yes, the truly brilliant mind are out there doing research.

[batfly]

Damn!

Why didn't I think of this? I am going to take a shit and Piss on my 2010 tax return...

Hex the IRS!

[VincentVonGoat]

I can't stop snickering. My 1st thought is this ranks right up there with Discovery Channel's new exorcism reality show (in conjunction with the Vatican). 2nd thought - I ALWAYS use a sickle when tending a fire. LOL 3rd thought: Where's ZOMGitscriss' vlog about this?!

[YourBrainOnReligion]

@VincentVonGoat I shared it with her, maybe she will :)

[alexandervlad]

@YourBrainOnReligion Honestly, this is the first time i heard about the government wearing purple every thursday. I'm curious what criss has to say about it.

[madjimms]

I propose we make churches pay 10% more taxes than businesses. Simply because they are a burden on the economy.

[Vogter2100]

ROFLMAO

[sabertooth1980]

LARF. That's crazy.

[CitySolitare]

Good idea! Why aren't we taxing our useless babblers?

[Iritas1985]

If they would pray to god and speak english, i would have mistaken them for americans ^^

[bigboy45454545]

A nation full of superstitious retards. No wonder the country is flat on it's ass. All the people are praying for shit instead of actually doing shit to make their lives better. Bring it on Witch, curse me you superstitious fucking retard. Let the nothing happen.

[alexandervlad]

@bigboy45454545 There are atheists in Romania too, and I frankly don't enjoy you putting me in the same pot as those nutjobs.

[phantomgirl84]

In the words of Sweet from the game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas":

What the fuck is this bullshit?

I mean, you have to be very fucked up in the head to do crap like that and believe that it could work.

Sigh. Faceplam x5

[cablepanos]

"Legitimize" LOL

[Nihilus312]

Ok, I give, driving instructors, the reporter couldnt even keep a straight face with that one.

[Nihilus312]

wow... wait... what?

[Mulholland107]

and driving instructors hahha

[Atheistprimate]

/facepalm

[Pharaoh481]

Bwwaaahhaaaaahhhaaaa! lets see how well those "curses" work. If hexes worked, then there would be a lot of dead or sick DMV workers. Why can't they be like everyone else and just shout "I hope you die in a fire!".

[Tylzen]

I lol'ed XD