Evidence Fail

[OMGitsTerasu]

she didnt have use for a black man.

[bearwithknife]

These youtube videos would suck if it wasnt for all the dam funny comments you all make, thank you all you youtubers

[FXCProductions]

hey mario walk outside and put tht in the car.

[tapupartforpres]

The last 20 comments on the board could be the funniest I have ever read on YouTube, well done.

[porkypker27]

its ironic cause the neighborhood is maple wood.

[theGREXify]

haha the dude in the hat called dibs on the dildo!

[imjojokin]

Lol at how that big jello dildo was bouncing up and down. Boingy boingy boingy

[poet279]

He definitely did it on purpose.

[LegionnaireEtrangere]

Forget the cocaine, they've got weapons of ass destruction!

[tapupartforpres]

@LegionnaireEtrangere lol

[LegionnaireEtrangere]

You know that guy waited next to the door all day, dildo in hand, for the anchor to start his live broadcast.

[arodk111]

NICE 1$ 5 footlong

[arodk111]

Hell yea

[isaachaze1]

i'm kind of curious why they are removing something like that as evidence in the first place. is owning something like that evidence of cocaine use?

[piggemz]

press 1 for the anchors favorite beverage

[ukwildcats1998]

penis

[UnderArmour752]

I dont get it it seems normal.

[sethious1]

That cop had the biggest smirk coming out that door

[sajpaj67]

press 3 and then quickly press 7 "they're stealing 44 pounds of cocaine"

[RobVanDamkicksass]

What's so wrong with a pool noodle?

[scottasing]

See the little Smirk on his face

[DavesConcept]

It's my Dick in a Box oh oh oh

[0Zallman0]

I wish I could make a time machine and tell the guy to look around when it comes out. LOL

[kirkhammit1]

what cocaine?

[Dragonballzreviews]

Evidence guy: hmmmmm now wheres some evide..................well ill be taking that.

[mrfofboy]

was the the murder weapon?!

[tiito5420]

ahahahahahaha!!! that was unexpected!!

[slanis]

Keep pressing 5 to have all the fun girls. xD

[5poga]

Mario definitely did that on purpose, he was grinning.

[reishvedaur]

Why are they taking a dildo in the first place? Evidence for character destruction?

[UnintrestingName]

and i thought MY woman was hard to please...SHEESH.

[rave6311]

the mario smiling when he bring out the dildosour.

[BAALSPARTAN]

I'm sure he stuck it out of the box on purpose

[back2thefutre]

that guy was in a hurry with that thing

[0fishingcrew0]

dont u mean cock'caine? x)

[tatertots996]

No mario, Thats not a shroom

luigi later: MAMAMIA

[2paCthuG4LlfE]

Atleast that wasent RayWilliamJohnson this time stealing that Dildo witch is like twice bigger then him.

[Illier1]

Jesus that thing would tear a girl in half!!!

[LuisFullRocket]

D: BigDick

[xdharokbarrowsx]

who does that fit inside? lol

[Devonala98]

"Dammit, we were on camera

[xMaZi100]

holy shit run its a dickosorous rex

[Nakikki]

lolololol.

[alon0katz]

this is a big one

d**k inside the box wtf

[mygrommits18]

biggest bust ive ever seen

[brando641217934]

ummmmmmm...... thats not myne

[saphirebolt]

I hope that's not the Maplewood i used to live in...

[operaman1000]

lol that cop totally smiled.

[operaman1000]

its my dick in a box.

[SkateObsession]

lmfaoo why did he have to put it in the box like that

[asukafan133]

that was a massive dildo they must get loney

[adamcharney]

Fake

[connorj19951]

thumbs up if your laughing at the top comments more than the video :)

[newgrounds100]

I can't believe the new guy missed that

[newgrounds100]

at first I thought it was a hand coming from the door

[newgrounds100]

Cop: Oh SH** I'm taking this with me

[SPARTANLAZZER]

How to smuggle coke.

1. Stuff coke in a dildo.

2. Deliver

[neoryan333]

the comment at thew end of all these videos is just retarded, and are all fails.

[DerDerDeineMamiBangt]

omfg xD

[TEMPLE7D]

Lmfaoooo I thought someone's finger was coming out the door

[hooplablahblahblah]

$20 says the cop did that on purpose for the lulz XD

[xailum]

lmfaolmfaoslmfasodlma

[justinizme]

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[turk0wnzz]

slfsmlfmflmfsaoo lmfsooo lmfaaooooooo lamfafoo 0l0l0l0l0l

[theplisson]

The cop so did that on purpose ! He s smurking, haha !

[PotRocker420240]

cop: Its mine now!

[BALDwGLASSES]

cocains one hell of a drug ... 

[mjpd1983]

What kind of pig fucking female needs a dildo that big? Disgusting women.

[telesg]

@mjpd1983 a woman with a toilet for a cunt.

[mjpd1983]

@telesg

Ah, no doubt :) Stupid cunts, under all that class and eyeliner, they're all just pigs for cock.

[doomngloom4glory]

1: Cut a hole in a box

2: Put your junk in that box

3: Make her open the box

[AranisCZ]

Cock-ain xD

[ThexSyn]

gay people actually use dildos that big. its sick

[dylanmccourt]

ya think he could have coverd it up like :L

[TheGAHman]

Mario with a dick ina box.

[tristan88iffi]

whos else is a eyewitness of that thumbs up ....

[Wowleipo]

If that was guy was the actual crimecommiter this would have been so epic.

[mermaidclown]

HEs like, got dibs on this box.

[GamerGod9590]

No no, he said coke, not c*ck.

[ProblemChilld69]

It looked like he did that on purpose! XD

[thekickasspanda]

why the fuck dosen't the camera camera man do anything

[NeuonCompany]

well, he can still shoot with that thing ;)

[jbooks888]

Apparently there was a HUGE fight later on that day back at the station between all the cops over who got to take it home.

[Mataphan]

the guy caring the dildo... im takin this home! PEACE

[samewish]

dildo mohawk box?

[ExtraTerrestrials]

''...posses and deliver COCK LAYIN in the box..''

[foryerinfermation]

the dildo has cocaine inside..:)

[AndrewHallquist]

Wait... you mean you sell drugs and cant afford a "friend"?

[dragonreborn1000]

Thats what they call dildos: cockaine

[jded7]

Didn't help that the guy with the box had what looked like a porno mustache. o.o

[pingodoce7]

this world is ending

they arrest 6 guys just to take that dildo

f*ckin cops these days

90's rulles!

[MacsGraphics]

hahaha

[Davtwan]

Imagine if the reporter turned around a few seconds earlier.

[MorganBigGuy]

@baxtar1963 What study do u have to show blacks are big? Its just an assumption

[baxtar1963]

IT is a fail because it was a 18" dildo made to look like a white penis. If it was black it would have been accurate.

[lasrswordja]

its my dick in a box

[Trashfished]

The smirk on the guys face!!!

[mattlamb]

2nd biggest dildo I've ever seen

[einjix]

I bet that guy made it in purpose haha

[9000Dogs]

AND that was at mapleWOOD!

[JuggaletteGaige]

U see how quickly he carried that box out???

[jordandcv123]

lol a dildo in a box how orig

[Smithpolly]

The guy had a smirk on his face on the way out. He definitelly did that on purpose.

[fenechjpz]

cop was like "just throw that box in the back of my pickup"

[lllmrsdarcy4everlll]

That's a dildo for dinosaurs

[GETSRED]

@lllmrsdarcy4everlll call it dildosaurs

[MrDannyRichie]

483 people miss using the dildo

[ndnthunder8]

oh shi*! is that a giant penis? lmao....makin sure they keep that for evidence lmao

[whatsgoingon07]

how is this a fail? that is a WIN!

[Wavemaninawe]

the cops are inside to posess and deliver cocaine?

[chatelet55]

little did we know the penis was stuffed with a pound of coke

[Flossengeber]

How is that a Fail ?`thats a Win

Cop steel a Dildo Win

[MRhydrogen100]

the pink dong was the first thing out the door

[blackbone330]

Well if it isn't Ol' Yellow herself.. xD

[Xanadude575]

These were the infamous Cocaine-Stuffed Dildo Bandits!

[Jkcnumba3]

ITS A D**CK IN A BOX!

[osmark86]

@Jkcnumba3 ooooh ooh oh its a d**ck in a box!!!

[gregboyds]

@Jkcnumba3 Why did you spell 'dick' that way??? This is Youtube, not elementary school.

[Jkcnumba3]

@gregboyds dang what kind of elementary school you went to? talking bout dicks and what not.

[cvhashim]

IM from minnesota lol

[Nodrama777]

@septube26 Clearly "bigger" refers to your vag.

[RuudOoij2]

somebody mentioned that there is no 0:38?

[sparkybigptalkshow]

Is that a dick? lol

[septube26]

@TheSURFEREATER LOL, you damn right mine is bigger, I am Black!! hahaha!!

[mrtundra45]

they were snorting lines off of that long dong..........

[Kagimbrius]

Oh, wow that's weird.

[septube26]

OMG!!

[MrFishindude]

haha i live in mn

[SneekySnakeOO]

If it would have fallen out of the box and caused an amazing moment i would have just plain lost it.

[PowerToker420]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAH

[capie44]

"I am told as much as 44 pounds of cocaine was in the house when consumed in one lump snort causing the user's dick to ripen to ten times its original size...and then blow right off. It is not known if the user's member was taken into custody."

[OM3GAO]

Maybe it wasn't evidence. Maybe the guy keeps a dildo with him.

[maggedude]

Law, it's good for you But sometimes it's just a Pain in the Ass.

[tristan88iffi]

csi found the evidence and a huge evidence.

[blackhandofset]

lol at that guys cheeky smile

[likklem1]

i like cats

[globaltrance86]

@ChaosShuffling no thumbs up for you. nobody else clicked the video cuz they thought the reporter looked like mr bean. just you.

[0oDarkLordRevano0]

FLIPPIN AND FLOPPIN

[ilidiandemon]

The police man is clearly rofling XD

[CannabisExpress]

That cop did that on purpose..why else would have had it hanging out of the box like that.

[dave01123]

i think the cop taking it away is gonna keep it, fuck the drugs hes got a dildo!

[HuskerSeaofRed]

Dick Tracey on the scene!

[icemanx13464]

They are preparing them for there lovely stay in the Five Star Prison. lol

[DaynNightGaming]

*door opens, dick appears*

"HEY"

[abbyxxoo]

@DaynNightGaming

LMFAO <3

[ImTheJok3r]

i laughed until my face turned green XD

[JVEGAS12]

lol the guy with the box ment to do that, if pause at :21 he has a smile on his face xD

[adir999]

i dont wanna know where this dildo was....

[trevcars]

I bet buddy knew he was out there doing a news report so he purposely made it stick out of the box like that just to fuck with them XD

[KcDBG]

So that is why nobody uses syringe anymore

[Baskentli]

WTH how did my dick got on TV?

[MrCheesyBaconBits]

@Baskentli Wait that means your dick is in a box? Thats a fucking bad accident man D:

[thecoolieos]

@Baskentli wait youe dick got cut off? what kind of hangover did you have last night?

[BlackM0nkeyz]

@thecoolieos Make a Willy ^^

[101LatinoBoy101]

@Baskentli so you have a limp dick? erectial disfunction is easy to treat, with pills.

oh i got another on, you have to use a dildo for a dick? thats pretty sad..you must be small.

[Baskentli]

@101LatinoBoy101 actually I was the guy holding the crate. I don't know how my dick got out.

You seem suspiciously knowledgeable about dicks though. I can use mine on you if you wish...

[101LatinoBoy101]

@Baskentli well i pay lots of mind to my dick, cant love girls with a nasty dick and sure!!! you can use it on me anytime. ;) mmmmm....

[hidanfan44]

his lisp is the funniest part of the video

[TheDylangross58]

bahahahahahahahahahaha

[frodonet]

hahahahahaha

[WolfZonaCatDragon]

The guy caring the dick in a box looks like Mario o_o

[Necromanticman]

@WolfZonaCatDragon A buff mario o.o

[trixiehodgson95]

how embarrassing!!! XD 

[PhantomRapture]

Wow, was the hefty bag small to hide that thing in?

[JimenezCLJ]

holy shit, it's super mario taking it out!

[iProfessorOAK]

You can see the Officer smiling as he leaves the house with the dildo.

[WafflezDay]

@iProfessorOAK That's just his pornstar mustache.

[chillirun]

Holy shit!! Did you see that guys mustache?? It's huge!!

[DarkMetalEyes]

44 "POUNDS" of "COCAINE"

[djvinnyboy]

Cop is laughing because he is done using it 

[evoldevildogs]

who made a 1/2 size replica of my manhood

[tommyv331992]

Hahaha! I live in Maplewood, MN!

[TRIPNnuttzNfcknBUTTZ]

well sasquatch must be real and living in that house. the coke thing is probably a conver up. cause no human could take a dildo that size unless they've been with me. and i dont live in that shit town

[MeepullStewray]

that box guy was taking that dildo for himself :3

[THEFRESHISHERE]

I dont get it ?

[OneTheOnlyOne]

@THEFRESHISHERE There Was A Dildo In The Box That The Guy Was Carrying Out Of the House

[JimenezCLJ]

would have been funny to see the reporter get slapped in the face with it

[godly04]

LMFAOOO

The guy carrying the box did this on purpose

CMOOOOOOON

Pro troll

[jack43mx]

hahahahaaaa

[AyO10111010011BLAbla]

god make my dick like that. if you would littel bit bigger pleassssssssss

[BAYONETwrkCO]

@AyO10111010011BLAbla God, grant this person some knowledge of grammar, please Lord.