there is a blonde a redhead and a brunette they all stumble upon some tracks.
the brunette say they are deer tracks, the redhead says they are elk tracks and the blonde says they are moose tracks. they were still arguing when the train hit them. hope i win.
Hmm well I don't know what to say.... CHICKEN!!! Okay now... that probably didn't make you laugh... did it? Well... how about this... A Spanish guy enters a hospital to an operation. A nurse begins to write down his information (you know name and other crap). One of the questions was " In case of an emergency whom should we notify?" The man replies, " You mean if I became sick?" "She replies, "Well... yes." Then he replied back," If that happens call a freaking doctor!" How's that? Hope I win...
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
@blobi456 Nice scott :P but the fact is i dont really laugh at jokes when i read them on a laptop so tbh ill be surprised if anyone wins this competition
@jeffhardy1996able meet up withg me in a couple of days and we will see who wins XD
i'm seruious we should meet up and do you think you could come to my b-day pary i dont know the date but its probally on 1st it might be you me and ben t and because there are no movies i like we will go to active life then mc donalds/kfc/burger king and come to my house for a sleepove :D
@blobi456 I dunno how i did it tbh...And btw i had a choice of coming to your b'day or my girlfriends and i chose yours :P Its is the 1st of October right?
@blobi456 I dunno how i did it tbh...And btw i had a choice of coming to your b'day or my girlfriends and i chose yours :P Its is the 1st of October right?
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me.... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
YO its hard making people laugh all i have to say is TACO....
dustydesert1 4 days ago
i can't make anyone laugh im just an average Fred. Oops wait is that average Joe sorryz lolz
-Pwnerpunk
PwnerPunk 2 months ago
Most emos kiss other guys, cause emo chicks are fat!
800stripes 4 months ago
bring me it please inbox me okay
dreadbones321 4 months ago
Roses are red violets are silly open your legs here comes my willy :P
NothingUniquee 4 months ago
Did all the stuff you asked...now joke.
*Jimmy brings his cat to school*
Teacher: "Jimmy Why did you bring your Cat to school?"
Jimmy: "Because Daddy said to Mummy, he was going to eat up her Pussy!"
O.O Hope I win.
aqwthorolf 4 months ago
what do u call a black preiest.....a HOLT SHIT!......LOL
sniper91199 4 months ago
@sniper91199 That's just racist
jeffhardy1996able 4 months ago
there is a blonde a redhead and a brunette they all stumble upon some tracks.
the brunette say they are deer tracks, the redhead says they are elk tracks and the blonde says they are moose tracks. they were still arguing when the train hit them. hope i win.
johnnybrahh 4 months ago
i dunno just nothing
kwentoredtulared 5 months ago
Hmm well I don't know what to say.... CHICKEN!!! Okay now... that probably didn't make you laugh... did it? Well... how about this... A Spanish guy enters a hospital to an operation. A nurse begins to write down his information (you know name and other crap). One of the questions was " In case of an emergency whom should we notify?" The man replies, " You mean if I became sick?" "She replies, "Well... yes." Then he replied back," If that happens call a freaking doctor!" How's that? Hope I win...
Firewallblast 5 months ago
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Firewallblast 5 months ago
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
azerkess 5 months ago
i wanna win thats cool acc like this!
bmxonlahe 5 months ago
Im gay
darksageification 5 months ago
Im not finding any of these funny -.-
jeffhardy1996able 5 months ago
70% of men don't know how to use condoms these people are called dads
A tornado hit a cemettary 100s found dead
Theres a movie called constipation, it hasn't come out yet
have you heard the london jokes, its a riot
the rapture jokes are coming in like no tommorow
blobi456 5 months ago
@blobi456 Nice scott :P but the fact is i dont really laugh at jokes when i read them on a laptop so tbh ill be surprised if anyone wins this competition
jeffhardy1996able 5 months ago
@jeffhardy1996able mett up withg me in a couple of days and we will see who wins XD
blobi456 5 months ago
@jeffhardy1996able meet up withg me in a couple of days and we will see who wins XD
i'm seruious we should meet up and do you think you could come to my b-day pary i dont know the date but its probally on 1st it might be you me and ben t and because there are no movies i like we will go to active life then mc donalds/kfc/burger king and come to my house for a sleepove :D
blobi456 5 months ago
@blobi456 Mate if I can come then it will be the best day of my life! As-long as my foots okay by then. I think I sprained it again :/
jeffhardy1996able 5 months ago
@jeffhardy1996able lol fail how did u do it
blobi456 5 months ago
@blobi456 I dunno how i did it tbh...And btw i had a choice of coming to your b'day or my girlfriends and i chose yours :P Its is the 1st of October right?
jeffhardy1996able 5 months ago
@jeffhardy1996able Thanks mate :D and yeah its on the 1st ben t is also commingi'll send you guys a event invite of FB
blobi456 5 months ago
@blobi456 LoL ok :P I'm also missing out on going to Nando's with 3 VERY beautiful girls so there better be alot of xbox ;)
jeffhardy1996able 5 months ago
@jeffhardy1996able need 2 xtra controllers
blobi456 5 months ago
@blobi456 I can bring 2 controllers :]
jeffhardy1996able 5 months ago
@jeffhardy1996able just one :D
blobi456 5 months ago
@blobi456 I dunno how i did it tbh...And btw i had a choice of coming to your b'day or my girlfriends and i chose yours :P Its is the 1st of October right?
jeffhardy1996able 5 months ago
i got 1 ur mama is so dumb she had you antoher 1 is ur mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed
smoshnigga123 5 months ago
@smoshnigga123 Lol the first joke isn't that insulting him xD I wouldn't do that if you want the account xD
Batmanpunk13 5 months ago
Ok here is my joke...
Obama being a good president
Batmanpunk13 5 months ago
@Batmanpunk13 Did i win?
darksageification 5 months ago
Yo momma is so ugly even ladygaga couldnt belive she was born that way!!!
darksageification 5 months ago
I GOT ONE
darksageification 5 months ago
❒ This is a box
darksageification 5 months ago
Hey man i really need it so badly !! please!!!! i did everything you said. :D PLease i need it man!!!
darksageification 5 months ago
Pls i did evrything...
azerkess 5 months ago
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me.... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
azerkess 5 months ago
@azerkess
darksageification 5 months ago
@darksageification
darksageification 5 months ago