Justice and Mercy both are paramont in the bible. So much so, that justice and mercy cannot be worked apart from Christ. Christ came for the cause of Justice and Justice without Christ is a work without the blessing of redemption. Really neither the Left or the Right has it down. If we really want to move forward in this world, I think we should just learn from each other and work together for the greater good of humanity.
Funny how a simple human who cant even make the hair on her head turn grey can presume and judge God as if she knows who God is and how he thinks or feels. she judges and Mocks God and his believers and then turn around and demand that nobody judge her all in the same breath. because Im sure she is a confused liberal who drives a hybrid, with a bumper sticker saying peace in the middle east, sweat shop wearing shirt w/ a pic of Che, starbucks drinking hypocrite.
That all presumes that God exists which, so far, no one has ever proved. And don't say "Prove he doesn't" -- You're the one making the absurd claim that there is a giant, invisible man in the sky who watches our every move and guides our every decision, the burden of proof is on YOU. So yes, I mock imaginary concepts.
I think God cares for the environment doesn't he? Doesn't God desire peace in the middle east? Doesn't the Lord care about the children in sweatshops who are working under dangerous and abusive conditions? And how is star bucks a liberal commodity? If anything it's a capitalist organization that exist to make a profit under the guise of a coffee shop it's a corporation that lives for the buck. I don't think liberals take kindly to corps do they? Don't assume you know everything about God.
If we did we would be God. God desires justice and mercy for the nations, and many liberal work of compassion are not to far from the Lord's heart. Maybe if the church could rise and instead of fighting with each other truly love, the world wouldn't have to judge us. Paul himself said to be above reproach, that there would be nothing the world could bring against the church to judge them. Jesus also said they would know us by our love. I think we have strayed from the compassion Christ desires.
WOW. I wrote a comment on this a LONG time ago. I dont even remember what I wrote. I do remember I stopped watching her videos though... because of her targeting. I agree with you we ALL have strayed from the compassion of Christ, liberals included. What you say of liberals you can say of any other.
Where the hell do you find cannibalism in the Bible? Also, Yeshua (that's Jesus to you who don't read the bible) preached agianst an eye for an eye, sounds like you just decided to only talk about the old testament, nothing about the new testament, you are nothing but a liberal satanist, go back to mexico.
I believe all war is wrong, I believe in loving my enemies, just as Yeshua said. Yeshua taught tolerance, Yeshua taught peace, love, forgiveness. Why don't you read about Him instead of spouting off hatred about a people and a belief you know nothing about. You see, there are very few of us Christians that actually try to follow the teachings of Yeshua, main stream Christianity is what you think all of us believe, but it's not. Read the teachings of Yeshua and find out what I believe.
Hatred, intolerance and warmongering did not come from God, it came from man and their lust for power. Why do you blame God for what man has done? God and Jesus Christ teach love, unity, peace. those who read understand. Read.
I can't find the comment that you're replying to. So...I guess I really don't have any response to this other than I don't know what you're talking about.
Good job Chola. Your video is funny and creative. You're very sarcastic about religious people and I understand your views very well. Religions should stay out of politics. This kind of compassion forum will be laughable in France and in Europe. In France we have a real secular state and religious people have no business in politics. You have my vote Chola ! Keep up the good work ! Peace and Wisdom from France !
You have heard that it had been said:An eye for an eye, and tooth for a tooth: But I (Jesus Christ) say to you, that you resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite you on your right cheek, turn to him the other also. And if any man will sue you at the law, and take away your coat, let him have your cloke also. And whosoever shall compel you go a mile, go with him twain. Give to him taht asked you, and from him that would borrow of you turn not you away. (Matthew 5:38-42 Your Bible)
Actually, in Exodus "eye for an eye" and "tooth for a tooth" only applies to those who attack or kill a pregnant woman. Other times, according to Mosaic law, murder is not necessarily punished by killing of the perpetrator. It often depends on the social position of the perpetrator or victim.
Uno de los 10 mandamientos es "No mataràs". Si a alguien se le determinaba ser ejecutado (como hoy en muchos países) es porque en su corazón ya no había lugar para el arrepentimiento del delito por el cual se le juzgaba, por ello si seguía con vida sería un mal ejemplo para otros y un peligro también. Dios determinaba cortar de tajo toda fuente de pecado a fin de que su pueblo pudiera mantenerse en la santidad que pedía, para cumplir sus propósitos hasta la llegada del Mesías.
Many people in the ancient times rejected the will of God for them They follow his own perverse heart and served false gods (idols) including burn their childs. Numbers 32:23 say "But if you will not do so (the will of God), behold, you have sinned against the Lord: and be sure your sin will find you out. The consecquences of the sin is for all people, nations and individual persons, only the man or eoman that repent of his or her sins and turn to Jesus with all his heart is saved for ever.
did they really ask his " do you believe god wants you to be president? " they need to drop the religious Bull in the elections its pathetic, obviously none of them are good enough on their own they have to turn to peoples week points
like Mothers Against Drunk Driving but targeting pedophiles. hey, when you have little to lose, the reward of knowing you made the world a safer place for everyone are priceless.
that was a disrespectful cheep blow to christianity. You can not judge a faith based upon how one interprets it. and you can not speak of something you know nothing about even if you read the bible a million times you dont know God or what Gd asked. I used to think Chola was cool but not anymore.thats hella weak.
Old testament does not have parables; stories or legends yes, parables are like analogies. The O.t is brutal and facsinating which makes the New testament pretty revolutionary.
Not impressed. Just another stupid liberal mocking the Bible. I think she has a mustache under that rag. She has nice eyes but I think she's one of those hairy girls.
wow i wonder if cnn knows you stole thier footage???...well they do now, shame you cannot make your own stuff and must resort to what you know best.....STEALING OTHERS STUFF!!
lol. it is not stealing because it is public domain. Once they publish it as public information, it becomes PUBLIC DOMAIN, so in fact she is not stealing it. Nice try though!
wow, so right to the point, doesn't drag on at all and no penis pics.
Very subtle and you gave me so much time to digest the ideas. Thanks for taking a 4 joke idea and stretching it over five and a half minutes. Just what I needed to really understand your satire.
It always makes me sad when such a well-made, educated producer winds up with the most unintelligent, belligerent comments that turn into flame wars D:
maybe some day you will actually get your green card, but until then you will always be my little pepper picker...lol go back to mexico where you belong
maybe someday youll understand that america is made of imigrants and that the economy falls on those that you are sending back to their country, so until white trash deside to do hard work or come up whit a good idea to resolve the most notorious current issue in america, i recomend that you shut the fuck up cracker.
Typical redneck response, "if you dont like the country why are you here?", whatch something that is call a Day whitout a mexican, maybe youll find a response in there.
that's not true. the companies frequently will not even take applications from non-hispanic or asian workers, or insist there is no job when that company is clearly listed in the state employment records as needing workers. absolute fact.
TRUNKAUS you are a yellow belly breed from the man whom should have died in the great world war 2 but no your grand father pisses his pants and hid so he lived and came home and bred more yellow bellys like you.
Sólo me gusta Chola como candidata a la presidencia, y el asesor espiritual de Obama más que él ;) dice puras verdades: EE.UU. es un imperio terrorista (sólo hay q ver lo q están promoviendo en Bolivia)
damn *An* is what i meant to put in my other message. strangely enough momments later a beam of lite hitme and i saw a mysterous figure wiht a green bandana.With some long hair too.What couldve it have been.What was ??
5 stars and 1 vote,,,, to Iran we must go. God, in all his glory wants us to open up another little can of kickass so that politicians can keep their own paychecks,, SURE !!!!! Taxes,,, and ONE.... $400,000 Guided BOMB can blow up mud huts and close a cave. Me thinks God is sending us a message,, don't ya think :-)
You know, some people say there is hidden meaning in the bible.. while others say there is contradiction.. I believe it's Leviticus 11, you can eat 4 leg insects like the locust.. some fool might say "but an insect, it has SIX legs" but a wise person like yourself would know God meant you need to violently rip two legs OFF the insect in honor of God before you masticate the little bugger.
Ahhh numbers 5, also the chapter in which they're instructed to cast out the lepors and if a man is jealous of his wife he is to 'execute upon her' (whatever the hell that means); cracking good read!
Those who struggle to pronounce the confounded gringo word 'rrrrregularlylyly' with me are my sister, mi hermana, mi carnala, mi carnalita chula preciosa.
HAHAHA best video on youtube ever.
FrostuMcPenos 1 year ago
@FrostuMcPenos <3 <3 <3
AskACholaTV 1 year ago
hey chola what do you think about the 9/11 and osama bin laden, and Bush and michael jackson.
LOPHOPHORA22 1 year ago
How about we secure our borders??
oldskoolbrawler 1 year ago
There's cannibalism in the Bible? I know Moses advocates child sacrifice in the Bible but I don't remember any cannibalism.
Xenu 2 years ago
Justice and Mercy both are paramont in the bible. So much so, that justice and mercy cannot be worked apart from Christ. Christ came for the cause of Justice and Justice without Christ is a work without the blessing of redemption. Really neither the Left or the Right has it down. If we really want to move forward in this world, I think we should just learn from each other and work together for the greater good of humanity.
abelco26 2 years ago
Um does anyone here have sense of humor?
thedevilsmanicurist 2 years ago
lmao wtf
j0k3r9696 2 years ago
Funny how a simple human who cant even make the hair on her head turn grey can presume and judge God as if she knows who God is and how he thinks or feels. she judges and Mocks God and his believers and then turn around and demand that nobody judge her all in the same breath. because Im sure she is a confused liberal who drives a hybrid, with a bumper sticker saying peace in the middle east, sweat shop wearing shirt w/ a pic of Che, starbucks drinking hypocrite.
freakingtv 2 years ago
That all presumes that God exists which, so far, no one has ever proved. And don't say "Prove he doesn't" -- You're the one making the absurd claim that there is a giant, invisible man in the sky who watches our every move and guides our every decision, the burden of proof is on YOU. So yes, I mock imaginary concepts.
Slufa 2 years ago
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freakingtv 2 years ago
God does not exist so for that reason any assumption about god can not be proved, so it can be true or false.
When the believe starts , the logic stops.
Cran1988 2 years ago
I think God cares for the environment doesn't he? Doesn't God desire peace in the middle east? Doesn't the Lord care about the children in sweatshops who are working under dangerous and abusive conditions? And how is star bucks a liberal commodity? If anything it's a capitalist organization that exist to make a profit under the guise of a coffee shop it's a corporation that lives for the buck. I don't think liberals take kindly to corps do they? Don't assume you know everything about God.
abelco26 2 years ago
If we did we would be God. God desires justice and mercy for the nations, and many liberal work of compassion are not to far from the Lord's heart. Maybe if the church could rise and instead of fighting with each other truly love, the world wouldn't have to judge us. Paul himself said to be above reproach, that there would be nothing the world could bring against the church to judge them. Jesus also said they would know us by our love. I think we have strayed from the compassion Christ desires.
abelco26 2 years ago
WOW. I wrote a comment on this a LONG time ago. I dont even remember what I wrote. I do remember I stopped watching her videos though... because of her targeting. I agree with you we ALL have strayed from the compassion of Christ, liberals included. What you say of liberals you can say of any other.
freakingtv 2 years ago
Where the hell do you find cannibalism in the Bible? Also, Yeshua (that's Jesus to you who don't read the bible) preached agianst an eye for an eye, sounds like you just decided to only talk about the old testament, nothing about the new testament, you are nothing but a liberal satanist, go back to mexico.
TheAmazingJimmy 2 years ago
We'll stop talking about the Old Testament if you crazy fundies will stop using it to justify your hatred, intolerance, and warmongering.
Slufa 2 years ago
I believe all war is wrong, I believe in loving my enemies, just as Yeshua said. Yeshua taught tolerance, Yeshua taught peace, love, forgiveness. Why don't you read about Him instead of spouting off hatred about a people and a belief you know nothing about. You see, there are very few of us Christians that actually try to follow the teachings of Yeshua, main stream Christianity is what you think all of us believe, but it's not. Read the teachings of Yeshua and find out what I believe.
TheAmazingJimmy 2 years ago
Hatred, intolerance and warmongering did not come from God, it came from man and their lust for power. Why do you blame God for what man has done? God and Jesus Christ teach love, unity, peace. those who read understand. Read.
freakingtv 2 years ago
Wow. What stupid questions. I'm not surprised I sat out this Q&A when it happened. But, what good answers Chola! Love it!
lapetrov 2 years ago
Is it too late to vote????
micktimo 2 years ago
She's too hot to be a chola.
ccricers 2 years ago
hahhaha - viva la chola!!!
thedamnedxx 3 years ago
ur crazii : )
thaliaisvrycl913 3 years ago
hahhhaha the gangsta C
VanessaBarrera 3 years ago
i like to see "ass of chola"
this girl's too damn good
pero prefiero mi tec-9
simon sureños 13
slimdeivid 3 years ago
awesome thoughts, i enjoy listening to your commentary. keep it up!
nietzscheluv 3 years ago
hahaha nice!!!
yichkox 3 years ago
I wanna fuck u Chola, cause youre so smart.
IC1101 3 years ago
Well, aren't you original?
purplexbuddha 3 years ago
well, thanks for stating the obvious...
yupper99 2 years ago
I can't find the comment that you're replying to. So...I guess I really don't have any response to this other than I don't know what you're talking about.
purplexbuddha 2 years ago
yes, it's the perfect metaphor for the internet, no? by the time we figure out something, the web has moved on.
yupper99 2 years ago
This isn't real.
grimreaper872 3 years ago
Nice Rene Margritte painting in the background lol, great video.
Sessleface 3 years ago
wow she is a goddess of heat and fire man maken me all hot i gotta go fann my balls off
forebona 3 years ago
god this video is fantastic. i've just now found your videos and i. love. them.
Chola in '08. YES!!!
DoctorRobertBobby 3 years ago 3
good vid
daajkoot99 3 years ago
CHOLA YOU ARE FANNI AS A MODDER FOCKER
NUNUYKIKO 3 years ago
so your a jewish chola?
JUNKYARDOGvideos 3 years ago
damn racist krakkker ...
ceomeye 3 years ago
I wanna write in Chola when I vote in the upcoming Presidential election.
Chola! Chola! Chola!
nonew3 3 years ago
Chola '08! Hoo Hoo, chola-la!
lovelyshadeofred 3 years ago
who needs paris hilton ??? you would be a great alternative to that gray haired bato mccain
jmrail 3 years ago
Murder (nod)
Torture (nod)
Dismemberment (nod)
Cannibalism (nod)
Hahahahah!
Sodeggy 3 years ago
Good job Chola. Your video is funny and creative. You're very sarcastic about religious people and I understand your views very well. Religions should stay out of politics. This kind of compassion forum will be laughable in France and in Europe. In France we have a real secular state and religious people have no business in politics. You have my vote Chola ! Keep up the good work ! Peace and Wisdom from France !
olorin007x 3 years ago
I <3 Chola Theology :)
timed02906 3 years ago
hay very intrestin. chola have you got a cholo?.because i think that evry bad ass chick needs a bad ass boyfriend lollaterz
billzy911 3 years ago
wow,the top half of your face is cute,lol---jk!
great vid, good point and I agree, what with the killing and hurting is good s'long it's done on the command of someone.....well,like me!;)
lazymornings 3 years ago
are you really spanish
Sharif312 3 years ago
lol I love this video its funny as hell plus your beautiful and that accent is hot. peace
FightForChangeNow 3 years ago
blah blah blah.
retarted.
Feyrhawk 3 years ago
You have heard that it had been said:An eye for an eye, and tooth for a tooth: But I (Jesus Christ) say to you, that you resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite you on your right cheek, turn to him the other also. And if any man will sue you at the law, and take away your coat, let him have your cloke also. And whosoever shall compel you go a mile, go with him twain. Give to him taht asked you, and from him that would borrow of you turn not you away. (Matthew 5:38-42 Your Bible)
osotoron 3 years ago
Actually, in Exodus "eye for an eye" and "tooth for a tooth" only applies to those who attack or kill a pregnant woman. Other times, according to Mosaic law, murder is not necessarily punished by killing of the perpetrator. It often depends on the social position of the perpetrator or victim.
Xenu 2 years ago
Uno de los 10 mandamientos es "No mataràs". Si a alguien se le determinaba ser ejecutado (como hoy en muchos países) es porque en su corazón ya no había lugar para el arrepentimiento del delito por el cual se le juzgaba, por ello si seguía con vida sería un mal ejemplo para otros y un peligro también. Dios determinaba cortar de tajo toda fuente de pecado a fin de que su pueblo pudiera mantenerse en la santidad que pedía, para cumplir sus propósitos hasta la llegada del Mesías.
osotoron 2 years ago
Many people in the ancient times rejected the will of God for them They follow his own perverse heart and served false gods (idols) including burn their childs. Numbers 32:23 say "But if you will not do so (the will of God), behold, you have sinned against the Lord: and be sure your sin will find you out. The consecquences of the sin is for all people, nations and individual persons, only the man or eoman that repent of his or her sins and turn to Jesus with all his heart is saved for ever.
osotoron 3 years ago
did they really ask his " do you believe god wants you to be president? " they need to drop the religious Bull in the elections its pathetic, obviously none of them are good enough on their own they have to turn to peoples week points
PissedOffTV 3 years ago
murder...*nods*
torture...*nods*
dismemberment...*nods*
cannibalism...*nods*
I was rolllinggg
forflagged 3 years ago
I too am a fan of retribution and vengeance in general!
I don't call it vengeance though, I prefer to think of it as a karma delivery service.
smartchikchick 3 years ago
then you might enjoy my new program:
New TIMES
Terminally Ill Mothers Extermination Society
like Mothers Against Drunk Driving but targeting pedophiles. hey, when you have little to lose, the reward of knowing you made the world a safer place for everyone are priceless.
iMBBonlyone 3 years ago
Siiiiiiiiiii Chola, mi amor platónico. Te felicito, no tienen madre tus ideas. Alto nivel.
acoronab 3 years ago
Don't pay attention to the assholes commenting on here. I thought it was pretty creative,they obviously don't get its a joke.
JeeprzCreepers56 3 years ago
So are you a write in candidate? How have you registered?
applejax19562 3 years ago
Damn son how da hell did i manage to find dis shit
Watts101 3 years ago
I'm so glad you did. :)
AskACholaTV 3 years ago
That is real witty, keep it up.
lookit87 3 years ago
testify sista!
fuckedupsickfuckboy 3 years ago
ojo por ojo!!jajajaaa, preach it Chola!
LaEmiliana 3 years ago
this sint funny its just dumb yeah obviously she read some of teh Bible but didnt understand a word of it lol she's clueless
sgtOOX 3 years ago
Some people's children need to look up "satire" in the dictionary...
avesnovuelan 3 years ago
u got my vote. i was convice. hahahahaha
sneakylocs 3 years ago
that was a disrespectful cheep blow to christianity. You can not judge a faith based upon how one interprets it. and you can not speak of something you know nothing about even if you read the bible a million times you dont know God or what Gd asked. I used to think Chola was cool but not anymore.thats hella weak.
freakingtv 3 years ago
Brilliant as usual, keep up the good work!
RedCeltic 3 years ago 2
Old testament does not have parables; stories or legends yes, parables are like analogies. The O.t is brutal and facsinating which makes the New testament pretty revolutionary.
bstopard 3 years ago 2
YOU ARE NOT FUNNY GTFO BITCH
Stivalrox 3 years ago
LOL! Whatever. She needs a man.
Etum1213 3 years ago
Not impressed. Just another stupid liberal mocking the Bible. I think she has a mustache under that rag. She has nice eyes but I think she's one of those hairy girls.
tapatio650 3 years ago
lol fake...but ur so funny to do this..oh and i bet ur beautiful behind the chola rag
TribalStudios18 3 years ago
wow i wonder if cnn knows you stole thier footage???...well they do now, shame you cannot make your own stuff and must resort to what you know best.....STEALING OTHERS STUFF!!
trunkhaus 3 years ago
lol. it is not stealing because it is public domain. Once they publish it as public information, it becomes PUBLIC DOMAIN, so in fact she is not stealing it. Nice try though!
Xalixco 3 years ago 3
Timbaland uses thievery, Chola uses detournement.
ThaddeusCorn 3 years ago 3
also, did y'all catch the significance of the eye movement at the end? clever.
iMBBonlyone 3 years ago 2
Hola, chica- ¡Amo su sabiduría sarcástica! ¡Ahora suscribiré!
jajaja! :)
ShortbusMooner 3 years ago
Freaking Genius.
jazznjava 3 years ago
wow, so right to the point, doesn't drag on at all and no penis pics.
Very subtle and you gave me so much time to digest the ideas. Thanks for taking a 4 joke idea and stretching it over five and a half minutes. Just what I needed to really understand your satire.
emeryemery 3 years ago
i just discovered you, what a riot!
iMBBonlyone 3 years ago
Perfect, as always :D
It always makes me sad when such a well-made, educated producer winds up with the most unintelligent, belligerent comments that turn into flame wars D:
grm88 3 years ago
ViVa la República Independiente Hispana de Aztlán!!!
Selassei69 3 years ago
I'm glad to see you're back making videos.
JayKHazen 3 years ago
Just curious are you really mexican?
wukillalogic 3 years ago
maybe some day you will actually get your green card, but until then you will always be my little pepper picker...lol go back to mexico where you belong
trunkhaus 3 years ago
F*** off
BxCoolDude 3 years ago
wow you are 2 cool, your intelligent response has put me into place....thank you my other lttle pepper picker for your input
trunkhaus 3 years ago
maybe someday youll understand that america is made of imigrants and that the economy falls on those that you are sending back to their country, so until white trash deside to do hard work or come up whit a good idea to resolve the most notorious current issue in america, i recomend that you shut the fuck up cracker.
DevylArmy 3 years ago
it is people like you that only make my point for me!!!
thank you for being you....lol
your stupidity on this subject is only trumped by your overall ignorance.
you think if America sends all you chilly chokin pepperbellies back where you belong that our economy will crash????
if you are that important to any economy than maybe you should go back to your home country and improve thier economy istead of ours!!!
DOLT!
trunkhaus 3 years ago
Typical redneck response, "if you dont like the country why are you here?", whatch something that is call a Day whitout a mexican, maybe youll find a response in there.
DevylArmy 3 years ago
lol i saw this movie it was funny but i kinda agree if you dont like america no one is forcing you to stay and i am black so it isnt a redneck thing
DJx79x 3 years ago
my friends generally just say "because my family has been here for over 500 years, how about yours?"
iMBBonlyone 3 years ago
that's not true. the companies frequently will not even take applications from non-hispanic or asian workers, or insist there is no job when that company is clearly listed in the state employment records as needing workers. absolute fact.
iMBBonlyone 3 years ago
you're just jealous
iMBBonlyone 3 years ago
GREAT.. Sticking to your guns.. VIOLENCE is good.. SEX is bad! That's the true American spirit!
BluesBrian 3 years ago 4
Wow! You are on the lead! Go, Go!
ayolove 3 years ago
Chola I think I love you.
BUT I WANNA KNOW FOR SURE!
hurkalufugus 3 years ago
Are you really a legit write-in candidate? I hope so... I'll vote for you if Ron ever drops out. :)
milliradian 3 years ago 3
5 STARZ SIS!!!
AttentionDeficitDis 3 years ago 3
That was ok! Who is going to be your running mate coming this November?
Zombiewire 3 years ago
Hahaha.. not bad, Chola!
YaBasta84 3 years ago
i love you! you're dead on.
disintegration13 3 years ago
Lol. That's funny. I think I'll draw you Chola.
Once tests are over.
Maybe at around near 2:43 as a reference frame.
Lowbudget2 3 years ago
I can't wait to see your drawings of me!! :)
AskACholaTV 3 years ago
Thanks.
Lowbudget2 3 years ago
O.O wow .. i mean WOW ur on tv....kick ass now serously im routin 4 u
davidsparten666 3 years ago
SATIRE!!!! woo...
IIIIFile13IIII 3 years ago
I love it!!!
OK, Chola, what are your thoughts on Israel and Palestine? Should the Israelites give the land back? Are the Palestinians justified in violence?
CamdenBloke 3 years ago
yet another anchor wetback chilly chokin pepper belly
trunkhaus 3 years ago
TRUNKAUS you are a yellow belly breed from the man whom should have died in the great world war 2 but no your grand father pisses his pants and hid so he lived and came home and bred more yellow bellys like you.
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yet another anchor wetback chilly chokin pepper belly
Zombiewire 3 years ago
lmao
PiratePuppetMelba 3 years ago
Are you running a write in campaign in Washington State?
ThomasWarr 3 years ago
Yes, please write in "Ask A Chola"! Chola in '08!!
AskACholaTV 3 years ago
ahahhaahaha, YES /emphatic
that was so awesome.
Roxie21 3 years ago
67th!!!!
CHOLA for PREZ!!!!
starzship 3 years ago
Outstanding satire. Really enjoyed it. Thank you for making it. Tim Sheard ("The Muslims are Coming!" on YouTube)
sheardtim 3 years ago
Chola you are the greatest. I so hope we get a May Day or a Cinco de Mayo message!
zaruka 3 years ago
Lmao, very nice.
goo33539 3 years ago
bravo chola viva la chola viva la revolucion
byrdie4204life 3 years ago
yet another video proving why we should vot for chola
=3
F0XTR0T 3 years ago
Great to see new material.
"Yes." Reason enough to vote for you.
gortie 3 years ago
Sólo me gusta Chola como candidata a la presidencia, y el asesor espiritual de Obama más que él ;) dice puras verdades: EE.UU. es un imperio terrorista (sólo hay q ver lo q están promoviendo en Bolivia)
queremosrepublica 3 years ago
that was some funny shit...pfg4life
kingflipp 3 years ago
Te amo Chola.
roberteckerson 3 years ago
video was funny though it scars me that these are the questions coming up in the elections. what happened to separation of church and state?
foxdreamer 3 years ago
Ha ha ha I particularly liked that thoughtful look right in the beginning there. And of course the end. "Ha ha ha -- Yes."
Always a pleasure to see you again, Chola.
malcontent79 3 years ago
Awesome video, I would really like to get my hands on the bible you quoted.
MrENT18 3 years ago
King James! Numbers 25
AskACholaTV 3 years ago
WOW "thumbs up" really looks official there.............not
CaptainJackSpizzo 3 years ago
damn *An* is what i meant to put in my other message. strangely enough momments later a beam of lite hitme and i saw a mysterous figure wiht a green bandana.With some long hair too.What couldve it have been.What was ??
JJTecumseh87 3 years ago
im positive god would want u to be president
sm0key09 3 years ago 2
5 stars and 1 vote,,,, to Iran we must go. God, in all his glory wants us to open up another little can of kickass so that politicians can keep their own paychecks,, SURE !!!!! Taxes,,, and ONE.... $400,000 Guided BOMB can blow up mud huts and close a cave. Me thinks God is sending us a message,, don't ya think :-)
Workinman101 3 years ago
You know, some people say there is hidden meaning in the bible.. while others say there is contradiction.. I believe it's Leviticus 11, you can eat 4 leg insects like the locust.. some fool might say "but an insect, it has SIX legs" but a wise person like yourself would know God meant you need to violently rip two legs OFF the insect in honor of God before you masticate the little bugger.
gesellschaft 3 years ago
Yeah, Chola for President. She will ANNIHILATE!
805gre 3 years ago
"My favorite story involved the Garden of Eden, some butt nekkid people, and a very pissed off archangel with an AK."
TormentedByDemons 3 years ago
Thank you Chola for posting this and most importantly for speaking the mind of secular individuals.
Keep the great job going.
Your devoted fan, Alexandre
Alex67fr 3 years ago 2
God wants you to be president? They actually asked that? lmao.. who were they asking for real? What was the answer?
Brianswers 3 years ago
My video is real. It was on CNN. This is reality. :)
AskACholaTV 3 years ago
Haha good luck with that! I'd vote for you if I was American.
Brianswers 3 years ago
nice i go to school at Messiah lol
Eowyn586 3 years ago
Do you really? You should have stopped by to chat with me after the Compassion Forum!
AskACholaTV 3 years ago
The last question was the best.
missdivinestalls 3 years ago
lol love the last part
vivahateakaanabanana 3 years ago
Awesome, rock on.
dvsilverwing 3 years ago
LOL you made me spit my limonada!
Robert697 3 years ago 2
Perfecto!!! You would be a strong and loving leader thru killing!!! :-)
66shadymilkman 3 years ago
LOL
HistoryofWS2Returns 3 years ago
I LOOOOOVE IT! good job! :D
VENOMOUSTESTAMENT 3 years ago
:O Si señor...Dios te quiere para presidente...la fuerza latina tb ñ_ñ
durlocoo 3 years ago
That was the bomb.
Actually, if it had an actual bomb, that would be the only way to make it better.
eebruce 3 years ago 2
i normally don't think you are funny. This is funny.
1755TOT1783 3 years ago
great job...brilliant!
FreedomNewsNation 3 years ago 2
CHOLA FOR HOTTEST CHICK ON THE PLANET.
tommasfoolery 3 years ago 5
The bandana is cool, reminds me of subcomandante Marcos. (: Also, epic bible readings.
stagism 3 years ago
CHOLA I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU!
RedGhoast 3 years ago
finally a new video from you chola :)
was definitely worth waiting for
PortionsForFoxes0 3 years ago
Great.
Way too long between the videos this time.
crestmere 3 years ago
Chola For President, stop the NAU!
Justinfh2point0 3 years ago
Ahhh numbers 5, also the chapter in which they're instructed to cast out the lepors and if a man is jealous of his wife he is to 'execute upon her' (whatever the hell that means); cracking good read!
DamNationDiplomat 3 years ago
I think chola tactics are the only way to end the war in Iraq. CHOLA POR EL PRESIDENTE!!
DrunkenBarWench 3 years ago
That was good, now I just wish I weas American, because I would so vote for you, Chola...
thejimg 3 years ago
ps happy Guy fox day!
bakaface 3 years ago
Chola, I like you. Cuz I don't know if you well cut me. Thats kinda hott.
hahaha! I love the video.
bakaface 3 years ago
Hahaha!
Chola '08!
JXintheZ 3 years ago
I'm going to vote for you. Anarchs unite!
ZullGostnu 3 years ago
LOVE IT
webber332 3 years ago
LOL! ^_^ Genius as always. Good to have you back our pretty Chola ^_^
Lostfaith1980 3 years ago
Well done!
cc6809 3 years ago
instead of cnn that should read Si-nn
crazyharrydirtylarry 3 years ago
jajaja Simon! :) But here C-NN stands for Chola News Network!
AskACholaTV 3 years ago
so is lol jaj
crazyharrydirtylarry 3 years ago
chucklechuckle...
gigglingranny 3 years ago
Those who struggle to pronounce the confounded gringo word 'rrrrregularlylyly' with me are my sister, mi hermana, mi carnala, mi carnalita chula preciosa.
Adipatus 3 years ago
Shalom sister Chola
khammurabi 3 years ago 2
Shalom, my brother Khammurabi. Are you as inspired by the Old Testament as much as I am? bwahaha
AskACholaTV 3 years ago