Pearl Harbour - the Preparation

[jjaacckker]

The empire of japan

[marumekuran]

こ　れ　は　ひ　ど　い　

[yukinkocat]

戦国時代か？？



[kazenotani1000]

監督の無知な描写でしらけました、昔のトラトラトラ見て勉強して­よ・・緑色の零戦が出た時点で、だめだこりゃ～！！って思った（­初期は灰色でしょ）。船首のとんがった船並べて実際の軍艦使った­っていわれてもこれならＣＧや模型の方が良かったよ、女性対象の­ラブロマンス映画程度の出来です。

[Iwillbeback1984]

落ち込んだ時に、よく見ます。

アメリカがこんなにバカ映画しか作らない、鬼畜同然。

日本は、風土・気質がまだマシな国だと再認識して、気分が晴れま­す。



[Iwillbeback1984]

追記。

アメリカは、日本を見下げていることを証明する映画だな。

笑わそうとして作った映画でないが、これほど笑わせてくれる映画­は他に無い。

エクソシストの次くらいの衝撃度だな。



[Iwillbeback1984]

日本では見かけない面白い鳥居。（南京町で見たような気がする。­） 近くで、しかも作戦会議より高い位置で凧揚げして遊んでいる子供­がいるし、声も聞こえる。 その凧も日本では見かけない、中国風の凧みたいだし。 わざわざ、コンクリート製のプールに模型の船を浮かべるだけのも­のにコストかけるなら、吹きっぱなしのテントの方に金かけると思­うし、１１月、１２月では外は寒くて風引くぞ。（凧揚げれるくら­いだから、風は強いはず） 機密なのに、わざわざ　尊王とか祭り風に旗掲げているし、（戦国時代と錯覚？） 根本的に、雨降ったらどうするねん。（雨天延期か？）、電気も無­い状態なので昼限定か？ 突っ込みどころ満載のアホアメリカ映画。 賢明な監督ならこんな描写はしない。 昔からアメリカの映画が嘘八百って言うのは、本当だな。 私的には、X-Fileのパロディの次くらいに、面白い動画で貴­重ですけどね。（＾＾； 

[originallove911]

反朝鮮も国防の為に大切だけど、そろっそろっ､国防の為の本格的­な反米に走らないと日本は無くなる。団塊と50代前後の理解がも­っと深まれば。。。このビデオは別にそんなに反日反日してないけ­どね。

[SuperAsianZ]

青空会議？(笑）　こんな低レベルなプロパガンダアホとしかいいようがない。

[yochin62]

ありえねぇ～～～～

「尊皇」とか書いた幟（らしきもの）の前で帝国海軍の首脳部が作­戦会議？

それも露天の野っ原で？

こんな考証のいいかげんな映画が語る物語など全てウソにしか思え­なくなる。アメ公の認識なんぞ所詮こんなもの。笑い飛ばすしかな­いな。

[originallove911]

Nico Nico movies.

[originallove911]

Go write [MAD ] in a title like Nico Niko movies does.

[marsglorious]

This is pretty much the best version of WW2 history out. They should put this on the history channel, since WW2 is all they do.

[shdenkai]

秘密会議を屋外で、しかも、後ろでは子供が遊んでいる様子で、あ­りえへん。ﾄﾗﾄﾗﾄﾗでは長門の中で会議をしていたのでは。も­う少し時代考証をしっかりとしてほしいですね。

[joeybohher696]

the kamikaze pilots was the best pilots , they was a very brave pilots ! banzai!

[wildrose70]

鳥居に旭日旗の暖簾、、、

忍者が出て来ても驚かない。

[VIRIATO1995]

Fuck USA, they SUCKS! FUCK CAPITALISM!! SIONISTIC BITCHES!!

[Roberto7474001]

@VIRIATO1995 Dont hate us cos u aint us!! Fucktard

[VIRIATO1995]

@Roberto7474001 Everybodie hates you because yo're the worst system. The banks and the money are the owners of everything.

And please, learn to write well, I'm not native english, but i write better than you.

[Roberto7474001]

@VIRIATO1995 Actually Mr.Motherfucker, you write worse then me considering you spelled 'you're' "yo're". You actually type like a retarded mother fucker and you're just jealous of the US because when ever our economy crashes, yours crashes 5 fold. Go fuck ur self and don't ever step foot in my country!

[VIRIATO1995]

@Roberto7474001 cos... aint... hahaha, you're hilarious. I'm right and you're wrong, so you have to insult me. Your zionist-capitalist empire is going down and you know it. Nation of niggas and slaves...

[Roberto7474001]

@VIRIATO1995 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahaha You wish the US would fail. Good luck, because thats never going to happen!! Have a nice life in your poverty stricken country, pajero!!

[VIRIATO1995]

@Roberto7474001 Every empire haves to fall, from Rome to the Brittish Empire. Be like an ostrich: son't look arround you and pray for USA, bcause in a few years your empire will be going down. And speak spannish properly, not chicano spanish.

[Roberto7474001]

@VIRIATO1995 You're a stupid little kid! go fuck ur self u stupid bastard! If i ever meet u in person im gonna shoot u in the head and fuck the hole i made!! Eat shit and die stupid motherfucker!!! Heres a little Hungarian for you: Baszd szajba a kurva anjadat!!!

[niconico201100]

なんで屋外で作戦会議やってるんだよｗｗｗ

コントじゃねーか

絶対にありえないシチュエーションだし返って欧米人の視聴者を馬­鹿にしてるよこれ

[ziggystardust414]

訳も違うし鳥居の位置にもはや笑うしか無い。

[kazusanosuke442]

SF movie!!

[XxxSakura101]

Poor Mr Tiddles...



[qwerty51899]

ha ha..legendary

[Arunabesh]

xD

[leksss4]

:p funny but....where is this real version part clip?



[turkishlegend1453]

peni-52 torpedo omg xD :D

[trippletrain77]

lol u need to make more

[rickykenji]

fire the penis 53 torpedo dora dora dora

[proxyeva]

did anyone notice that this is the Japanese dub ?

[MegaYAHAGI]

日本が全然再現されていない。これは空想の日本としか思えない・­・・・・。

駄作映画。

[GeorgeLRockwell87]

@MegaYAHAGI　 はい。　本当の日本は黒人が大嫌い。

[bdglobosbutam]

como osan de burlarse de la historia...pinches pendejos

[hailfire82997]

lol i just came back from kity hawk! i stayed at the hilton garden inn

[XTdarkgainTX]

you bastard should put comedy on title too

[Timmyboy505]

This is the japanese version of hitler reactions 

[12ock]

its funny how they conversation out of the field and the background childrens playing....... well you can say a american spy will definitely bribe children for candy and know the japanese attack LOL

[Thegus0]

LOLLOLLOL

[jimmyjohanes88]

nippon sasiburi!!!

[Timmyboy505]

Mr Tiddles made 60 accounts

[ChicaWolverina]

What Pearl Harbor movie was this from, there's so many now, aside from the extremely sophomoric attempt of humor?

[ZekeTheKamikazi]

SO TRUE.

[ToshifumiNa]

Oh... It's really Hollywood movie! The flags behind generals are like from the Medieval Period. The generals speak weird Japanese sometimes. Why they are holding an important meeting where there are many children playing... So funny!

[POINTZERO97]

the madness the colors!! lol i forgot mr tiddles ):

[Timmyboy505]

'I'll go get my killin' hat

[turkishlegend1453]

anti-ship dildos:D:D:D

[Bwmz]

Congrats Japan

[takayuki5540]

I am Japanese. Can not imagine this strange meeting. Japanese soldiers also are using funny.  Diｓney want to make a comedy movie?

[killamericunts]

kill the americunts !!! ban zai !!!!

[shylildude]

now that's what i call preparation h

[Hardrada88]

I like the Japanese, and their 'silly' notion of honour :) My two ideal jobs given to my by the employment center were executioner and kamikaze pilot..then 'go away your scaring the customers'. this is genius..your a genius..the colours made me trolololololololololololol and share via spacefacebook

[Rettungsliegerfan]

name of soundtrack please!

[MaxPolej]

Lol anti-ship dildos which are blowing shit up ahahhaha

[CKabayan]

I'll get my killin' hat!!! LOL!!!!

[pcortes1987]

Shaolin! from Mortal Kombat!

[JuriBean]

The colours! The colours!

[allenfujioka]

funny idiot! United States are nothing more than shit jajajajaajajajaaj banzai!! are nothing more than a bad racists birthed hopefully there were no united states of america (usa for shit)

[jacktsang05]

hahaha man that was hilarious awesome subs

[gustavoq22]

name the song??

[991040]

とても幼稚な映画ですね(笑)　日本側の設定が滅茶苦茶過ぎる・・・こんな場所で会議をするわけ­がないだろう=3

[inmate1577]

That is the funniest damn thing ! Really nice job!!!!

[impCaesarAvg]

I don't understand the Japanese language. If the actors really were talking shit, I'd never know. So maybe this isn't really a parody!

[charly345mstl]

@impCaesarAvg

The subs are fuckin` damn.

[MatKoReN]

poor Mister Tiddles

[FilipinoZeroFighter]

tenno heika banzai!

BTW i loved the slapstick humor.

[MrAwax09]

So funy!

[atmark666]

(Comedy)ってちゃんとかいてあるじゃん

[atmark666]

　ピクニックか！

「おにぎりはおかかって言っただろ！」

とか言ってそう。

[atopar37]

不沈艦ラウドネス

[SSUstufRudel]

I know this is wrong but its soo funny!! I realised it has been redubbed.. possibly changing the dialogue over the americanised japanese actors..

[NuRsATR]

I hate americans love japanes brothers from Turkey

NIPPON BANZAI //////////////////////

America is a terrorist country trow 2 atomic bombs on HIROSHIMA and NAGASAKI.

maybe one day we trow 20 atomic bomb on america.

NIPPON BANZAI //////////////////////

[MrKazuki1995]

これはネタだろ

[grebf]

酷いね、こりゃ。中共のプロパガンダ動画ですか？

[40pcsmm]

海軍の幹部達がそろって国の生き残りをかけた極秘会議を外なんか­でやるかバカ

[maxiguerra2006]

mitsubishi a6m5?

[lordavery]

LOL! "Anti-Ship Dildos"

[syntaur]

"I'll get my killing hat" lol;)

[captainhowdie]

Coole Japaner !

[philippines1998]

what the hell ghetto translation

[Peristerygr]

@philippines1998 They didn't translate it that way even in the movie! I've seen it! Not to mention that Japanese wouldn't even think to speak that way in such situations. They are very sophsicated speakers as people!

[philippines1998]

@Peristerygr i know!!!!!!!!!!! i watch the movie

[yuusukekubota]

何で外で会議してんだwwwww

[SternMann93]

Hahaha, that was awesome! thumbs up

[TheBooyah22]

lolz nice way to offend everyone cud b more refined shud hv said stuff about spray on cheez but it ws gud nuntheless

[renski1792]

O my gosh.. This isn't what they are actually saying.. stupid fat Americans

[DarkArtistKaiser]

@renski1792

Well...no...its a joke.

[renski1792]

@DarkArtistKaiser ya i know but its pretty rude

[DarkArtistKaiser]

@renski1792

So is a lot of things, but I don't get upset at it.

[renski1792]

@DarkArtistKaiser ya but i have a japanese pride.

[rubyboy99]

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[Ritschos]

1:55 ...."Dude" , it fits totally XD

thanks, you saved my day

"anti-ship-dildos" , the "Penis-52-torpedo" the movie sucked, you totally did the right thing by making fun out of it...

thanks again for making me laughter!

...Dude....XD

[spanish111japan]

'I forgot to feed Mister Tiddles.'

XD

[katakata5999]

アメリカ映画の中の日本はいつもこんなだろ？今更驚く事は無い。­

[jasincl]

i get my killin hat lol japs always know witch option is more fun

[StueyLestrange]

Silly notion of honour? I'd like to see any 'man' here die rather than surrender most 'men' now cry like little girls when faced with such a notion. Yes this is amusing but do not make fools of the Japanese

[lol02468]

天皇陛下万歳！

[no1kiyoko]

This movie is a comedy? romance?

The producer makes a fool of the Japanese really.

Do Jap armed forces do an important meeting in a neighborhood of playing children?????

[MitchMaker]

@no1kiyoko

you so right man, when i wached it the first time i thought it was a bad joke. this movie sux more than a vakuum cleaner

[xorobenjafach]

I like the Japanese imperial army for his courage to give his life if it proved necessary

[xorobenjafach]

takeo kurita¡¡

[xorobenjafach]

what is name of song

[spanish111japan]

I love Japan and this is fun xD

[gkaldh]

does anyone know the soundtrack of this one?

[TobiDaVinci]

Hey fellas please help me, I need this song played in the background. The drums! Boom Chaca chaca Boom Boom Chaca Cha. What´s it named? Where do I get it? Thx alot for help

[latinoheat300]

@TobiDaVinci Attack - Hans Zimmer

[gunslinger113]

i love this shit!!!!!!!!!

[Panzergredi]

They were pround and honourful people, sice loosing the war they are amercanstyled fools. My greatest respect to the japanese culture, history and people!!

[askjiir]

@Panzergredi

Wrong.

[1bol1]

THIS IS SO FUCKING HILLARIOUS!!!

[cripplehawk]

They plan there secret attack in an open park with children playing around. ................hOw the fuck they got away with it. amazes me to this day (I know it's just a movie)

this movie failed on so many levels and this was one of them.

[masteryogurt1991]

Guy, just listen to me. Change hobby. You don't even now what War means. If u like to do parodies about movies, leave these serious things. It's really not funny...

[LordKatzeify]

Japan should have won WW2, The Fugaku-Bomber would have bombed the fuck out of them... but history took another way... just sad.

[meisyoukaizi]

american [ Fling tigers ] had attacked to Japanese army before Pearl Harbor . you propaganda racists tell lies like breathing."

[MrTigertank1943]

lol,penis-53:-s you're stupid:D

[9871M]

この緊張感が溜まらない。

[theawesomone]

From the description: "bastards who made 'Pearl Harbor'"- I assume you mean the Japanese?

[mario20095023]

este es el video mas vacan del mundo como planificaron el ataque a pearl harbor el almirante isoroku yamamoto y los demas este pedasito que esta aqui ya lo voy a bajar del internet para tenerlo y verlo cada ves cuando pueda y quien diga que japon no fue un contrincante poderoso esta equivocado viva el imperio del japon y la armada imperial y que viva por siempre.

[pyrosardukar]

lame

[esamhk]

Lol I know which one is more fun. I'll get my killin hat.

[esamhk]

I for got to feed mr. tiddles LOL

[RobinApprentice]

holy shit! the colors!

[Wittmann73]

thats how it was back then

[nakayoshikids]

US. Gov. & Pre. Roosevelt knew that Japan may attack US. They just did not tell American people. it is a fact in the history. Plus American never questioned to themselves why Japan had to do it.

[MannenQ]

Anti-Ship Dildos? I almost fell off my chair xD

[KurosakiPL]

Congratulations for Japan!

GOOD JOB.

[Ahamster1]

@KurosakiPL lol in a sense they helped America on her feet

[electricude]

lol so funny oh wait i forgot to feed mr. tiddles

[corrion1]

lol! at this vid great work

[Nishkid641]

The sub is completely wrong. Don't exaggerate it too much.

[genen15parsent]

ディズニーって悪どいよなｗ

[YamotoBattleShip]

LOL penis 52 torpedo hahahaha

[fridgetofar]

OMG ROFL SUBTITLES

[CrushJehovah]

Funny as shit but totally off. the people who set up pearl harbor where much smarter.

[rouge596]

the japanese should have won

[XxPrznRckrxX]

of my dead grandfather's family and village body.

[Williedsel]

Obviously if the Japanese had won we would all be driving Japanese cars. :)

[aikyu999]

OMG Williedsel, then the Japanese DID win the war!

[Williedsel]

AND the Germans.

[RikiFan009]

Aiyah, not to be rude but I don't think the internet is the best place to say things like that.....

[BANCHASOHMEN]

Do American people talk about their military top secret on a picnic?

lol I wonder why my ancestors were defeated by such a stupid people

[Cumulonimbus82]

the japanese dubbed the japanese from the original movie?

[crysiseternity]

This is funny.

[R4MP4G3X360]

lol this is so cool :)

[learningtotowerrush]

What movie is this ? :)

[germancoesfeld]

Pearl Harbor

[sasua741]

Mr... Tiddles .. xD

[denomnn]

Not cool get ur subtitles right ass hole

[ABABA1942]

これはマイケル・ベイ映画の良いところなのさ

このお馬鹿さ加減が良いのよ

堅いこと言いなさんな

[boui2]

防諜も気にせず、ピクニックでもしてるみたいだな。

[07lnel]

whats the soundtrack called when the japanese take off

[californiancheese]

"attack"-pearl harbor soundtrack

[piefuzzz]

lol

[14Hungaria88]

" they are pretty fucking stupid" XD

[suhafu32]

字幕、ほとんど関係ねえじゃん！なんでこんなくだらないマネでき­んの？

[TheAsianOrient]

it changed like just just because they added a wooden fin? lol

[TheAsianOrient]

lol how did the Penis-52 turn into the Penis-53?

I can't get the name straight! like Penis 52-53 XD

[AlienTapir]

The Penis-52 was the original, and the Penis-53 has the wooden fin at the end.

[suhafu32]

なんだコリャ？鳥居に軍艦旗吊る分けねえだろ。　あんなに金懸けて宣伝しまくったくせに興業はスカだったな。ディ­ズニーもゴミ映画量産してっけどこれは酷ぎ、不自然な台詞やら。­見るだけ無駄な、動画サイトでタダ見されては笑われてるカワイソ­ーなこの映画ww。

[Rasnidan]

what is the name of the music in this movie? i like it very much

[pilot1030]

same it good music

[hiroyuki1403]

どうしてハリウッド映画に描かれる日本の描写は白痴以下なのだろ­うか。アメリカ人の知性は戦前と変わらない。

[askjiir]

@hiroyuki1403

What are you trying to say ?

[jasincl]

@hiroyuki1403 hahahaha i cant read (japenase)