ComputerTV: Tech Update Ep 43 [PG-13]

[crimson177]

how could they murder a gulwing in cold blood

[CraigBass1988]

Aberystwyth is in the UK. About an hour from me, and I didn't even know about the robot thing haha. Unless there is another place named the same? I'm guessing it's the UK one though, we have some advanced shit in our labs over here, but nowhere near the US and Japs =P

[TheMickeybomb]

sweet man u guys realy keep me on this with your sweet updates

[ccricers]

First Warner takes down our vids for playing their music, now they want to take our internets D:

[ccricers]

That dolphin looks cool- it's like a pokemon.

[kurozaki45]

how come they show the videos off their labtops and not one of those BIG SCREEns behind them?

[Biotrin]

Episode 42 was so funny, bauer yelling about google making artificial intelligence which is going to destroy the world.

[warmaxxx]

@Biotrin lol i remember that xD

[HongKongKanto]

albert looks arabic without his glasses

[unknownuser200985]

regarding the nvidia 390 GTX .. im sure someone had a comment about it somewhere here but lets be real im not going to read all the comments here to see if im the first... its actually someones april fools joke... check the date if you don't already know this... the 295gtx will be issued on a single pcb to cut production costs and to add a better cooler but unless you overclock you will not see any difference... again the 390gtx is FAKE! if you didnt already know lol

[therussian4340]

Albert WTF why r u talking about wind turbines? Keep talking about he computer shizz.......

[Xertalista]

LOL @ albert gettin sketched out  at 11:50

[junkiepixels]

I use to have time warner, until they started charging me outrageous prices, I switched to centurytel dsl, pay less, and get more. And I actually rent to own the equipment, instead of them wanting to charge me $450 for a used dvr bow I can't use without their service.

SCREW time warner. Get another ISP

[MisterBull3T]

I live in the netherlands and i have a 20mbit/s (2.4mb/s) internet without a limit. For 20 euro's a month. Wich is pretty nice :D

[mayganey]

LOL :) "You think anybody want to pay $5 to watch this crap, NO" :)) FUNNY

[kneegrowontharun]

driver update!

[RizzleQ]

Haha that driver update graphic was epic!

[Qorious]

Good thing TWC hasn't capped my area, but if this keeps up, then I'm screwed!

[elgilicious]

The Bape camo on Nigo's car isn't painted; it's a vinyl application. News accuracy fail.

[heresy2]

come to australia max speed we get is 2.4mb/s and most ISPs offer about 40gb's for $100 a month. Capped to dial up. Major ISPs count uploads as quota.

Some ISPs change like 15cents PER MEGABYTE!!!

You think 40gb limits are that bad and $1 extra gigs. lol

[kcowneduall]

in canada its 60 gb limit and 2 50 extra gig

[moses3322]

i lik bauer very much!

[264sasuke]

albert is wearing contact lenses

[264sasuke]

albert is wearing contact lenses and bauer has got got a hair cut cos its hot you dweeb

[bosshall17]

LOL....omg bauer You made me laugh.....could i actually be getten used to you? Goood Lord!

[Arkmenra1880]

Omg..take those words bac!....hahaha XD

[dojomann]

dude bauer... seriously.. take it easy on the dolphins. lame and not really funny at all.

not an animal rights activist or anything.. fuck if i care.. but dude. LAME.

[GreenPeez]

If you don't like Bauer, do not watch the show.

People who enjoy watching this do NOT want to hear you and those kiddies shit every single tech update or inbox.

Yours Sincerely,

Person with a brain.

[dojomann]

Ugh, internet argument time, but:

It's only my opinion, but I think the show would benefit from more preparedness and better scripting. I know that improvised dialogue can bring some very candid moments and add to a show's appeal, but I just feel that a lot of the lines they spew sound awkward and distasteful.

Once again, flamesuit on, but that's just what I think.

Thanks for you input by the way Mr. With a Brain.

[MRchaless]

please help me?

my new canon camera is not working

[thegundamking]

you gay bauer

[Whitepeoplerulez]

LOL @ the driver update

[skateTSD]

Guys that "driver update" wasn´t funny. TOO LOUD!

Do more hardware tests and show new video cards.

Don´t show every day boring Notebooks.

Bauer your mad! (Bauer means in Germany peasant!)

Albert you do a great job - the photoshop contest is a great idea ;)

[blackcoffeenosugar]

The dolphin joke is really sick!

[cybershot70]

Shut ur mouth kiss my grid .. xD

[PlayLegions]

badass episode.

[Ganbareg]

bauer why dont you shut your big gob and let your co presenter present, really i get so sick of hearing you sound off trying to be funny, breath man breath.

[LPORT]

this was actually pretty entertaining and informative. Looking forward to future episodes keep up the good work assholes.

-INFAMOUS-

[HornetUK1]

fuck u doorks

[kennyozakie]

WOHHHHH DRIVER UPDATE!!! WOOOO

[c0dehx]

LOL! the driver update

[VIVICK]

my god bauer wants to wipe out the entire irrawaddy dolphin species, this is what i call speciesm. Lol that was extremely funny mate :-D

[wolly1988]

hahahahahaha the driver update intro shit me up. go guys. ur the best.

[siciliano29]

*real* a.i. is coming fellas... futurists have been predicting 20-30 years, which is a hell of a long ass time, but it's coming nonetheless. My personal prediction is that full a.i. will emerge within 15 years...

[lucasmaddog]

i would play $5 to watch this stuff its awesome.

[chiefjoboo]

he said safari i quit watching, watch your *cough* mac terms. when i clicked back i heard on your adventure and then i knew it was only a mistake ahh

[akrazeeblue]

DRIVER UPDATE!!!!!!! lol

wow you got what you wanted lol

[leatheljamie]

They are called towns in the UK same as USA...

[BobsTechHelp]

bauer should go bald

[koalabear2]

wtf i download skype on my ipod touch 2g

[Saaduk92]

My bandwidth is unlimited.

GG.

[123456iambelial]

how did you do that?

[iorixs]

shut up

[Bored00m]

Shouldnt you be out somewhere breaking up a pinata with your family?

go stick a chalupa in your ass you piece of trash.

[MarioAranda2010]

that check Bitch!!! ha lol

[shakwar]

nvidia drivers always seem to screw up my 9800gtx+ and give me BSOD

[StrangerZepeda]

hahaha 18:20

[pablosueco]

the blond guy is just an asshole

don't make jokes about killing animals

is not funny

idiot, probably a republican...

[123pie4me]

haha i knew this was a democrat right away. go hug a tree

[khoops66]

What twitter vid was he talking about at 8:00?

[Mazmac24]

oh no he said rochester! but there are 13 rochester's in the us. please not be rochester ny haha well i don't have cable so whatever

[tbagriot]

Lawl, Pat Sajak!

[wax333]

wth Albert what have you been eating dude

jenny craig plz

[zlink8]

I live in Greensboro, but i have AT&T DSL LOL.......... sux for the cable internet ppl.

[NothernSpecter]

I love TechUpdate!!!!!

[kage7785]

the whole internet bandwith cap is terrible in Australia its like $70 for 45gb bandwith and the speeds arent even great unless you are like a few km from the exchange point. Internet sucks here lol. If you want like 100+ GB it costs like $100+ some friggin companies charge $100 for 50GB. Ridiculous!

[wax333]

lol try $80bucks for 40gb $20 each gb after at speeds of 8mb line speed actual download speed is 456kbs 128kbs upload

Fiber optic for us is in 10 Years wtf ?

[lukewarm711]

$49.95AU = 50GB. tpg ADSL2+

[keletoniatehsecond]

thank god we dont have that kindof issues with bandwith

[to6ko19]

WARNING: THIS EPISODE OF TECH UPDATE MAY CONTAIN DRIVER UPDATES! lol : D

[warmaxxx]

lol x2

[xxLockexx]

haha killing those whales is so fucked up!! new MB sounds nice tho!

[meloveanna]

anyone have a link to Alberts blog?

[thecolumbkilleone]

twitter sucks azz

[cril1001001]

You guys should do what sxephil, etc., do and put links to all your stories into the video description.

[ktspaz]

Great idea.

[FAB12UCB]

omg what happend to albert

[tullyscurry]

maybe you could do some stuff on tech news? all its becoming is bauer being a pain in the ass.

[acidtalons]

19:50 DRIVER UPDATE!!!!

[justl00king69]

In Belgium ISP's have had a bandwidth cap for years now. It's more expensive than it is there as well.

[pcguy500]

albert looks like freddie mercury without glasses

[spencerpoyle2004]

omg near heart attack!

[jgr9000000]

OMG I almost fell out of my chair when the driver update thing came up! XD

[fiercekid84]

i think sky net is becoming real soon

[mindlesslogic]

Congrats Albert on the fixed hand, fap in full glory. (How Inappropriate)

[mtesm]

I want a 4 gig flash drive XD

[2010mustangs]

Computer TV Rocks!

[ki11joy92]

at first i thought he wasnt kidding about the thing last week. but then he said aprils fools

[biasasajaa]

LOL bauer LOL

GO PRODUCER DEN!

[digglatin1234]

I counted and on average Bauer does about 3-4 stories, then Alfred does 1. I have a better idea. Next week you introduce a new section to the show, "Bauer commits suicide". Problem Solved.

[falconkick54]

Don't watch this free show if you don't like it, you Emo d-bag

[digglatin1234]

lol thanks for the advice. i like the show just not bauer. i think im the exact oppostie of emo anyways. lol

[mata361]

is this ripping off DIGGNATION

[dezontk]

lol brighton?

[jimijackson]

I finally figured it out! Bauer is a robot who is secretly wishing we will kill him lol

[jonytonybonk]

Cadie is real shes the conflicker worm haha (jk)

[niggasoffdablock]

ROFL

the driver update is amazing

[Altezza447]

Know what funny I using one of those modems u talking about Loving my 12down/10up connection keep up good work

[Altezza447]

Leave the dolphin alone

[polarbear19955]

i agree !

[Altezza447]

what the quality of this clip not when clip the hd

[masaproductions]

14:08 crack head

[BryanBeatsYouAll]

lol the robots will take over the world

[shaolindreams]

jedi squirrels xD

[Santes15592]

Lolz bauer and his randomness. Kewl tech update guys.

[deepakm]

DO NOT CUT HIM OFF FROM THE DRIVERS!1

[GCVos]

This episode is pretty cool. :-)

[spartin13]

yal tow are blatantly retarded! those were fake stories!

[dieumank]

i remember that google streets incident on the news, but who's bothered about what colour their front door was 18 months ago?

[muffinmanallday]

24:08 ROFL!!!!

[wcchalo]

i wouldnt mind my penis around alberts face

[TheKid1130]

can anybody help me...

if my cpu is an AM2+...

can an AM3 motherboard support it?

[Spect8er1]

no, AM2+ CPU's go on AM2 and AM2+ sockets, not AM3

[TheKid1130]

My bad, im still kinda knew at this...

thanks a lot for the help.

can you check something out for me though?

[Spect8er1]

what is it?

[Fredy216B]

i think Bauer has a huge bromance goin on with Pat.

[RussianInquisition]

Bauer is BROMOSEXUAL for David Hasselhoff.

[Axcelaration]

stop using twitter please -.- its annoying cause not everyone can participate.

[AirForce194]

not everyone can participate?? It takes a few min. to make an account.

[BluePlaque]

I want to learn to uncap. :3

[everybodykillerz]

Driver Update!!!!!!!!!1

[fastline100]

I thought they were real...damn

[grraadd]

6:00 I've got unlimited download (slow and expensive but unlimited) :-)

[virtualmatrix258]

HAHAHAHA DRIVER UPDATE!!

EPIC!!

[RapidReactionP]

lol so true.

[15eman]

albert you look gay with ought your glasses. and bauer looks like a fat ass with his shitty hair cut.

[proud2bechinese21]

judging men

mm.....whos really gay ?

[METMAN92towhoknows]

You looks retarded when you spell OUT with a 'g' and an 'h'.

[KrystalBall11]

I will have DSL until I die to not have Time Warner.

[virtualmatrix258]

I'll send you the fuckers' head for a new EVGA complete PC...

[fghj034]

Baur looks like Mr. Incredible

[jianson870621]

..never used twitter here lol

[wellthenscrewna]

lmao albert downloaded the movie wolverine xmen orgins xD

[lil0egy0kid]

bauer your hair line receded again

[Hhighre]

Nah, it didn't, he just got it cut. This is how he looked when he first joined, look at the first video he appeared in below.

watch?v=GSZ4vp_z4p4

[002E00]

ROFLMFAO @ lil0egy0kid

[ninja4flying]

Haha! Awesome Driver Update intro!

[MajorDisaster4u]

How would I Uncap my cable modem? I really would like to know.

[bjg87]

NICE "Driver Update" at 20.00

-digg

[donato282888]

teh google CHEDDAH

[milesforwin]

I live in Rochester and I'm deeeefinitely changing service providers before this is implemented because watching this video I'm downloading at 500kb/s...

[2142bf]

SHUT YOUR MOUTH! bauer is taken over with his fresh new hair cut!!! LOL

[geepriest]

hey baurer...wat about we murder ur family

[BigCowz]

Yeh youtube is loading videos slower today...

[bloodsythesharp]

Man this tech updates are getting heavier..............taking decades to load on my PC!!

252MB WTF??

How can I expect it to load on my 256kbps connection!!!!

[jerryjhun]

yeah i also think that its loading slower than usual

[chris0419]

what is the site that albert uses a lot for tech update?

[smartwarlord]

ill send you link.

[chris0419]

k mail it

[smartwarlord]

said you have friend lock on so i posted a comment on your channel page.

[chris0419]

umm its not there . i change the option so it allows the message

[dustynapalm]

im in san antonio. this is the beginning of censorship.

[Bobofdoom200]

Driver Update FTW!!!

[raptorcardz]

LOL @ 20:00

[JehxOne]

BAUER IS FUCKIN' AWESOME

[4DUMBASSES]

good intro it's really good

[commodore256]

Driver Update!!!!

[Maximili012m]

dose anyone know what websites there at 7:07

[MattZildjian]

24:48 WHEEL OF 4CHAN!

[DeadFredVideo]

Ugh,

You sound so stupid to British viewers when you bang on about CCTV. They're not "on every corner, on every pole". If you actually did research instead of going on what the sensationalist media says, you would know that they're only used extensively in city centres or crime hot spots. You have this impression that every street has a camera, its complete bull. We're not "irritated" by what you presume is this big blanket of surveillance, we;re irritated by this bullshit notion.

...

[DeadFredVideo]

...

I don't agree with the people whining about it, but they have a valid argument. They feel the street view will make them easy target for theft.

Because of this 1/5

[sliver37]

Bandwidth cap WELCOME TO AUS!!

[foodlovingpig]

The very second Time Warner puts a cap on my internet usage, I'm switching providers. Those assholes can all rot in hell.

[tenshitaiakuma]

damn fuckin straight

[lasaldude]

First Diver Update Explosion sequence. THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME. Come to the dark side squirrel boy

[jfizz313]

at&t Needs to suck my penis

[DeadFredVideo]

I cam't see that rumored new nvidia card coming to market. Though it would be interesting to see them finally catch up to ATI in sticking two cores on one PCB.

Somebody get rid of Bauer please :P

[yograyson]

13:44 lol Bauer

[Zanark9]

the real April Fool's Joke from Google was that their really is a CADIE, and it WILL take over teh worldz.

[JP2135]

I am sad that internet companies are caping on bandwiths. I hope it doesn't get worse.

[ALIASEDgamer]

lol@globalwarming

[asousa24]

i'll play crysis on that bitch!!!! great!

[techking00107]

New Update that wasnt mentioned. Ableton Live 8 is out

[thegamercave]

awsome!

[Omellykim]

holy fuck octo sli