I'd choose heroin over sitting on that couch watching mind numbing spirit crushing game shows stuffing fucking junk food into my mouth because at the end of it, when you analyse everything, they're both as low and shit as each other. only, you're going to enjoy heroin way fucking more than you're going to enjoy being a useless waste of space slob. it's easy to get off being a waste of space than heroin, but the majority of the time... you'll never do either.
@aidenmccloskey And you'll suffer a lot more when your money runs out and you don't have heroin anymore. There's a better choice somewhere between being a junk food+couch+tv and heroin, I'm sure of it.
bleeding shite.... can we see this somewhere, where the words aren't cropped off the screen [read: the original]. greht fookin' monologue, though, mate....
CHOOSE HEROINE! thats sounds like a great fucking idea. lol.
gutz323 3 weeks ago
a bit slow...
los0De0Abajo 1 month ago
choose spellcheck hahaha jk. great intro and good job on the graphics!
lucretia101 2 months ago
I choose you, Pikachu!
dinnydorf 4 months ago 8
you spelt miserable wrong
dembelah 5 months ago
genuine. sexy accent
ginaandmaggie 6 months ago
12 people have chosen the electric tin opener...
Alfatester 11 months ago 7
and reasons? who needs reasons when you got heroin?
19trooper50 1 year ago 6
I'd choose heroin over sitting on that couch watching mind numbing spirit crushing game shows stuffing fucking junk food into my mouth because at the end of it, when you analyse everything, they're both as low and shit as each other. only, you're going to enjoy heroin way fucking more than you're going to enjoy being a useless waste of space slob. it's easy to get off being a waste of space than heroin, but the majority of the time... you'll never do either.
aidenmccloskey 1 year ago
@aidenmccloskey And you'll suffer a lot more when your money runs out and you don't have heroin anymore. There's a better choice somewhere between being a junk food+couch+tv and heroin, I'm sure of it.
mrkiky 9 months ago 4
@mrkiky that's true. heroine's expensive.
aidenmccloskey 9 months ago
Choose not to choose life.
Choose not to choose heroin.
mateus73 1 year ago
Even if you choose not to choose you have still chosen something... Have you not?
seanlavegan 1 year ago
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some of these quotes lose a little in translation because it is impossible to type with a scottish accent.
earthenvessels 1 year ago
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earthenvessels 1 year ago
Choose to choose not choosing and then finding you've got no fucking choice anyway because life chose you.
sausagedogheaven 1 year ago 34
@sausagedogheaven not when you've got heroin
Anihilist 1 year ago
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mateus73 1 year ago
Man, it's amazing video :) Respect! Thanks for tremendous job :)
Me5nevi 1 year ago
The quality of this is shit. Sounds like it came out of a duck's asshole before being broadcast. FAIL
Calipso 1 year ago
Choose Life... ;D
adfzinha82 1 year ago
I love his accent. It sound so fucking great...
MerolONY 1 year ago 41
lol
scarvet 1 year ago
who needs reasons!? :D
Djuzlaa 1 year ago
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lazylatch219 1 year ago
oh rodokofn you misspelled misspelled
masterqwertz87 1 year ago
OH SNAP ERROR 2
You mispelled miserable
Rodokofn 2 years ago
he says 'when you've got heroin' but its typed 'when you have heroin'.. OHHHHH SNAP FOUND AN ERROR!!
Gazonkie 2 years ago
@Gazonkie i do belive at 1:33 it starts to spell 'got' on the right hand side so you havnt found an error , im very sorry
mrbeefy252525 2 years ago
the audio says 'when you've got heroin' not 'when you have got heroin'
BOOYAKASHA
Gazonkie 2 years ago
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@Gazonkie lol pretty funny that
mrbeefy252525 2 years ago
good video!
Parnael 2 years ago
YYYYYYYeaaay trainspotting is great
ReservoirDentPie 2 years ago
Very nice wee job.
Reminds me of the text in the opening of the new Danny Boyle film.
HammerInto 3 years ago
bleeding shite.... can we see this somewhere, where the words aren't cropped off the screen [read: the original]. greht fookin' monologue, though, mate....
teasnax 3 years ago
The original didn't have any words, it followed Rentboy and friends running through the streets of Edinburgh.
HammerInto 3 years ago
right, then. i thought it did, mate....
teasnax 3 years ago