Worst Troll Ever

[drulli6]

i doubt you can cover the moon with your ear

[IApologizeforNirvana]

*watches in amazement* Holy fuck, This -- THIS -- is how shit gets DONE!! :/

Ya just use the throat-punching insult, "doodiehead to infinity".

[daedrakiller77]

actually, this guy's smarter than the average troll

[MasterBeebop99]

@daedrakiller77 Away with you,dirty scum-bag.

[daedrakiller77]

@MasterBeebop99 little did you know, i already left, clean non-scumbag

[MrBelander]

!!!!! this was posted on my B DAY ILUVXUU

[m4ttyk4kes]

good video man!

[IamTheBeAst50]

This guys so gay..... He Is Ron Jeremy...

[crazymadmaxx1]

this video sucks go eat peanut butter!

[IApologizeforNirvana]

THIS is the fuckin' troll I aspire to be. >: )

[cammyoghostvidwatch]

ur videos r so gay that even ur nan says i aint watchin ur fucking stupid videos,

[NessaSamps]

@cammyoghostvidwatch I like turtles.

[jesselegoboy]

i like turtles. ROFL

[maxmil577]

yea this shit was defenietly the dumbest shit

[todd8333]

I want to get trolled buy this guy.

[GeorgeDRange]

@todd8333 OK, to begin with, it's spelled "by", you big, stupid doodie-head!! MwaaaHaaaHaaa-Ha-ha!

[ExistenceProduction]

You just got a like for bein' th' Worst Troll Ever. XD

[WhistlersBrother]

@ExistenceProduction Thanks!!

[MyTrollinAccount69]

@WhistlersBrother an advanced form of trolling has been done on my account its nice to know the movement is still going. trollon.

[VideoToadStudios]

A reenactment of a troll with a low vocabulary and the brain of a 5 year old, sorta reminds me of roblox (before the troll/noob population caused me to quit).

[123Pucca321]

its rl :D

watch?v=DVbTIUOyAJA

[shakeojake]

@123Pucca321 I bet your mom likes pickles with ice-cream.

[TheWitchking123]

I'll kick your balls so hard they will fly out of your nostrils! 

[mongorocker]

This video sucks!!! >:(

[1aaron2me]

@mongorocker Speaking of trolls.....

[Atrollin1]

FAKE and GAY! YouTube doesn't have a spell checker.

[WhistlersBrother]

@Atrollin1 LOL It does when you are using Firefox. (I pity you if you're still using Internet Exploder in this day and age.) Not fake. Sorry to disappoint you.

[Atrollin1]

@WhistlersBrother Yeah it's well fake cos u were the one respondin 2 this troll so hes probably a friend or something not actually a real troll.

[WhistlersBrother]

@Atrollin1 No way -- It's 100% real!! This film is non-fiction. In fact it's a documentary.

[Atrollin1]

@WhistlersBrother Whoa seriously? Amazing, I thought it was just a joke vid but if its a documentary then I guess it isn't FAKE and GAY!!!!

[Vickehxx]

@WhistlersBrother well im gonna make a documentary about what i did to ur mother last night.

[GeorgeDRange]

@WhistlersBrother OK, that covers the FAKE part…

[LR93uk]

@Atrollin1 if you were a dog id bet you would be your mum

[Atrollin2]

@LR93uk If you were outside of your mums basement, I bet you would die of direct sunlight.

[shakeojake]

@Atrollin1 Actually, YouTube does have a spell checker...

[hotazzblackguy69]

@Atrollin1 Your moms fake and gay.

[Atrollin1]

@hotazzblackguy69 Yeah, so's yours but that wasn't a problem for me when I was banging her last night.

[hotazzblackguy69]

@Atrollin1 oh yeh, she told me to tell you that you have tiny peepee, and last night was a joke.

[SouthParkFTW100]

@Atrollin1  shutup you little cockwanker, watch the vidio u goofy prick shhhh!!

[MyTrollinAccount69]

@Atrollin1 wow trollin on a trolling youtube video thats whats up. we should have baby trolls together :)

[Atrollin1]

@MyTrollinAccount69 Yeah I troll hard... but probably a little too hard for a less mature troll such as yourself!

Also I hope you're neither fake nor gay, neither of those would do.

[MyTrollinAccount69]

@Atrollin1 well i have a big trollweiner so whenever you feel like bending over and taking it like the little bitch you are let me know trololololol

[SaerdnaOoOoo]

Trolls are junkies of blissfull state of mind. So are religious people. So are many alcoholics and druggies. It's in the nature of humanity. We need proper nurturing/up-bringing to be decent human beings. But I think excpecting everyine to be flawless is unrealistic. Trolling doesn't cause as much harm as over consumption or religion. I see trolling as a good substitute though music, good humour, love et cetera being better than trolling.

[WhistlersBrother]

@SaerdnaOoOoo Great observation... Personally I think trolling is pretty hilarious, at least most of the time. Occasionally people go too far with it, but most of the time it's good harmless fun.  I crack up sometimes observing how upset people let themselves get at some anonymous stranger.

I have a friend who says trolls perform a useful function in nature: they punish stupid people for being stupid. Kind of an insensitive way of looking at it, but also somewhat true...

[SaerdnaOoOoo]

@WhistlersBrother But how is punishing stupid people useful? I would agree only if the trolling has some useful constructive critique in it. One thing I like about trolling is that it often drive people to game up in dialogue skills. I think it's unnsessesary to get upset but poeple haven't the resolve. Different upbringing. Trolls wouldn't enjoy trolling as much if it wasn't for that. I think it's a very small problem. Not something that needs o be elimenated.

[SaerdnaOoOoo]

@SaerdnaOoOoo The problem is the misery in the world that leads people to worse than trolling. A more important discussion. This blissful state of mind obsesion often involve "pain killing".

[WhistlersBrother]

@SaerdnaOoOoo I think you are right, all addictive behavior occurs in order to kill the pain in one form or another. As humans we create so many problems for ourselves, we experience things and make them worse in the way we choose to react to them, causing ourselves pain and suffering. Our thoughts, our feelings, everything we do, we are trying to find happiness and most of the time we don't even really know what it means... We think we do, but true happiness is not based on results...

[SaerdnaOoOoo]

@WhistlersBrother I'm certain we don't create all causes of misery. We are in a situation so o speak in which where misery needs to be over comed or we need to live with it. Some where we tend to make it worse and generally we don't do the best of our plausibilleties. The reason for this is 1 Greed, 2 Lack of understanding, 3 Sloth. But the roots of all is narcissism and irrationallity.

[SaerdnaOoOoo]

@SaerdnaOoOoo Narcissism is a natural part of us which needs to be tamed. Irrationality is to some degree natural but is boosted a lot by misery. Criminality, religion , irrational thoughts and actions in rejection of concrete reality or society. I'm sure a happy state of mind can be reached without achievement or results. But still lack of it can cause mental illness. If everything just seems to go around perfect with out one he narcissism will be hurt. It's easy to spoil a child.

[SaerdnaOoOoo]

@WhistlersBrother cont. But hard to raise a decent human being.

[WhistlersBrother]

@SaerdnaOoOoo I subscribe to the Buddhist point of view that says we cause all of our own suffering. We may not create the cause (external stimulus / problem / circumstance) that results in the suffering, but in our reaction is where the suffering truly lies. Misery / unhappiness / pain are responses, and we have 100% control over our responses although we tend to be in denial about that most of the time as we play out our programming, our habits of thought and feeling in the way we experience.

[WhistlersBrother]

@WhistlersBrother Trolls know this and they find it entertaining to watch other humans create suffering for themselves. So the Troll provides the stimulus--a comment intended to be upsetting--and then they watch the reaction to that stimulus. People who allow themselves to get upset at strangers on the Internet (Troll bait) would be happier if they did not participate in the entertainment. The way to do that is to re-condition oneself so that you don't react to things in the same old ways.

[Echoparticle]

This guy deserves nothing but a piece of stale popcorn! ROFL

[coleo101101101]

34 People are trolls.

[xshadowxist]

Whats trolling?

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

Lmao, trolling in a nutshell. well done sir, well done.

[n0rt0nat0r]

YOU JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ElitesAirsoft]

@wackeydeli lol



[MegaRedzed]

@billthebob no need you already did it for us

[billthebob100]

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass videos. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Go ahead try to insult me im 100% perfect

[ElitesAirsoft]

i peed my pants halarious

[WhistlersBrother]

@ElitesAirsoft Glad you liked it!  Sorry about the puddle.

[ukgreaterlondon]

i am a youtube

comment addict ,

honest .

[Zachtperson]

@ukgreaterlondon Why won't you just shut up and go eat some peanut butter.

[spongebobG1]

troll tips say i bet your mother whould love my cock in butter since she is a slut

trool tip 2 mother fucker be completly ofencive to every one you see for agzampl ... jimeny faggot niga cracka i can fly you can i have wings oh wait im a spong i can breatjh under water and cleen dishes ... ok that was a gay jole :(i meen the joke was gay

[AlcoholicSemenStain2]

@spongebobG1 go fuck a mattress

[spongebobG1]

@AlcoholicSemenStain2 the matress told me it was saving itself for some one spechil

[ePicPrOGaMeR12345]

Fake and GAY ! ! ! ! !

Trolololololololooolllllllll..­.

[SirDragonball]

IM A FUCKING TROLL I HATE ALL THE GOOD VIDEOS PLUS RAY WILLIAM JHONSON! (lie)! ROFL! :]

[thetdslayer]

What a lameass troll!!!

[InevitableResistance]

@thetdslayer why dont you just go sit on a dog.

[thebobbalo1]

@thetdslayer Go have sex with urself, ASSFACE!

[sustantivo1espritu]

I guess this is what happen to trolls when they die.their punishment?make horrible troll remarks

[roullemaskin]

i like turtles

[Bosman1745]

I laughed so hard! XD

[WhistlersBrother]

@Bosman1745 Glad u liked it. XD

[NaeJoy]

I am stoned out ma box and this was insanely funny. Subscriiiiiiiiiiiibed my motherfucking ass dawg ding chiblet ping pong walla smackaroo bading smallinghalling mickenister harlampoloso the third.

[WhistlersBrother]

@NaeJoy Cool, glad you liked it. :)  And thanks for subscribing!

Your comment just made me spill my skiddly kennibitzgreitzgler.

[Livehardproductions]

lol

[jin54363]

2:19 YOU LIKE TURTLES!!!??? HOLY SHIT, ME TOO!!!!

[DxLowKeY]

lmao I have that painting.

[WhistlersBrother]

@DxLowKeY Haha, no kiddin?

[VoldermortsWand]

@WhistlersBrother doodie head

[WhistlersBrother]

@500corndogs shaycarl is a god. It was nothing personal, I just picked random big YouTube stars to troll in this vid. Strangely, none of them responded except the one guy who isn't a big star. Go figure.

[mclazyi]

@WhistlersBrother Would you like a turd muffin?

[WhistlersBrother]

@mclazyi With butt-er.

[themoose1986]

By far one of the worse vids on youtube.

[WhistlersBrother]

@themoose1986 Undeniably.

[LiamKeez]

bahahah

[chelseaforever10]

"I bet your mom likes a big piece of broccoli with butter" LOL!

[WhistlersBrother]

@chelseaforever10 :) That's one of my favorites too.

[TheDnDfreak]

No! this is how you troll!

[gohonosx]

Tits or GTFO!!!

[Giovanni1983]

lol

[florenmage]

Ignoreing trolls is the most distructive thing you can do to them.

[MasterSword100]

@florenmage shut up you are just a turtle........ROFL.

[florenmage]

@MasterSword100 lol

[rileybrandon2]

@MasterSword100 do u like math?

[MasterSword100]

@rileybrandon2 i love shakespeare....

[rileybrandon2]

@MasterSword100 hows your brother?

[MasterSword100]

@rileybrandon2 i don't have a brother? haha

[rileybrandon2]

@MasterSword100 failed trolling

[iwantaltitude]

delicious. BUKKARK!!

[WhistlersBrother]

@MaggotPrincess199  They were only $7.95 at the Rite Aid pharmacy... Buy them the day after Halloween, they're a lot cheaper that way. Most places sell their Halloween decorations for half price or at least 30 to 40 percent off the day after Halloween. Seriously.

[lordofgangstas]

This isn't trolling,you idiot.

Wait,now I'm going to be called a troll.lollll

[Kipdude18]

I like turtles ROFL

[Kipdude18]

This trolls a lot smarter than most of the other ones I see on YouTube. Lol

[belle398]

This is freaking HILARIOUS! Great job!!!

You made trolling the best thing ever!!

[WhistlersBrother]

@belle398 I'm glad you liked it!! :D

[800yearoldman]

@WhistlersBrother i will sneeze in your dogs throat.



[analduct]

Awesome stuff. Being a troll is fun cause no one can piss you off. Check out my channel for 200 something comments of hate that i have. An amusing read for anyone who is bored.

[theshantanator]

if u ask me this is pretty win!

[slkr99]

weegee is watching this very scared somewhere.

[weirdcitykid]

I keep coming back to this video, because 1. It is awesome and 2. the music is outstanding - fits so well. Good video.

[WhistlersBrother]

@weirdcitykid Thanks! Glad you like it. Hey, this song is actually on my album on iTunes, without any gaps and without any dialogue. It's just the song. (Link is in the video description; once it takes you there, the song is the one called "Mischief.") Thanks again for the kind words!

[weirdcitykid]

@WhistlersBrother Will check it out. Just one question - did you write the music first and add the video around it - becuase it fits so well it's as if you wrote it spcifically around this sketch.

Reason I ask - I play piano and try to write songs - not very good I'm afriad - can never work out whether it'sbest to write the music first or the words. So hence my question here - which way did you do it here - becuase the sketch is like the words if you know what I mean. Music or words first??

[WhistlersBrother]

@weirdcitykid Great question. I wrote the song with this skit in mind and recorded it, but didn't finish "mixing" & arranging it. Then I recorded all the spoken lines. Then I filmed the video & edited together all of the clips. Then finally, I went through the video and noted exactly when each line had to start and finish, and when each bit of music should fit in, so that it would all fit together, & then I edited the audio to fit. It was by far the most difficult video I've ever put together!!

[Milomia9]

All trolls fail. Doesnt matter how much of a fail at trolling. Theyre automatically a failure at life.

[desenagrator]

@Milomia9 Why don't you go eat some peanut butter?

[iTrollSoDamnHard]

@Milomia9 No u.

[siimster]

@Milomia9 youre just jealous cuz u cant troll! ROFL

[Milomia9]

@siimster So by replying to you, Ill get you to troll on me and Ill figure it out as the argument goes.

[Felrouge]

@siimster No,he got trolled badly and now he's a hater lol

[swisscheeseMAFIA]

@Milomia9 shut the fuck up

[Milomia9]

@swisscheeseMAFIA In order for that to work, youd have to interupt me. However, you were 2 months late. I will actually be only 4 hours late (considering that is the average time for a comment to be replied to on Youtube) in telling you to shut the fuck up. Goodbye, you failure of a troll and failure of a living being.

[swisscheeseMAFIA]

@Milomia9 HAHA WOW. Ok fag just for future refrence. WALL OF MINDLESS TEXT DOES NOT EQUAL PWNAGE. You just made yourself look like a giant nerd in front of everyone.

[Milomia9]

@swisscheeseMAFIA According to my channel, I am a nerd. and Im proud of it. so thanks.

[swisscheeseMAFIA]

@Milomia9 k feg

[swisscheeseMAFIA]

@Milomia9 you must get all the ladies

[slither684]

@Milomia9 You fail to hard that you got a D- on your cooking test!

[MrStarbucks1989]

@Milomia9 okay tough guy

[OSean1998]

@Milomia9 I would assume a troll is a failure at life, considering it lives under a bridge and forces people into paying taxes to cross.

[AlcoholicSemenStain2]

@OSean1998 clam up or I'll turn your scrotum inside out and force you to suck the juices off it

[OSean1998]

@AlcoholicSemenStain2 Umad?

[Felrouge]

@Milomia9 I bet u got trolled real hard lol

[gegefodalegal1]

ROFL!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!2:29 :P

[gtamythmaster43]

What was it all the YouTube partners where talking about?

:I

[WhistlersBrother]

@gtamythmaster43 They were just talking about whatever, in the comments on their videos. Usually it was something related to the video or to someone's comment. I wasn't paying too much attention to be honest, was just there to complete my mission.

[SuperWritersblock]

ROFL

[MiGGoFin]

Thats me!

[SovietScotsman]

A wet present to iJustine :S

[TheShootinZ]

Im offended.

[taskforcefuckyou]

i like turtles mwahahahahahahahaa

[Ninjaneersunited]

I Sexd Ur Mom Last Nite

[benhendershott1990]

2:05 "that sucks if one of them pops a boner"

[WhistlersBrother]

@benhendershott1990 HAHAAAA I didn't even notice that!!

[SammyBoyEmo]

@benhendershott1990 You're so lame, you remind me of a person that can't walk.

[Se7enSlottedToaster]

I hear you like mayonaise on your french fries.

[WhistlersBrother]

@Se7enSlottedToaster Yes, it is delicious... I actually like a swipe of mayonnaise and ketchup for every bite.

[Se7enSlottedToaster]

@WhistlersBrother Well personally, I prefer some cajun spice on mine. Hohohohoho.

[unionofonion]

Some of your stuff was funny but I couldn't really find great laughter unless it was depraved and warped insults like my friend Altered Addiction.

I don't know why but those seem to make me laugh the most.

[WhistlersBrother]

@unionofonion I will have to check out his channel, sounds like funny stuff!

[SonicTheAk]

@WhistlersBrother youre just a big doodie-head.

[foggerman1234]

LOL, this makes me feel so much better. XD

[anksaw8]

i'm a troll trolling a troll this boring troll.

[anksaw8]

live under the bridge

[GENIUS73972]

29 people are trolls

[goosecutter4]

This Troll is so slow he reminds me of a all of Your Moms in bed!!

[goosecutter4]

@goosecutter4 I'm Gay, but your moms didn't know hahaha

[Estupitastico]

@goosecutter4 What about a chest full of beer for you... WARM beer?

[unionofonion]

@goosecutter4 a gay person wouldn't even be doing a female, that insult would be funny if it even made any sense.

[goosecutter4]

@unionofonion Have you heard of Ted Haggard LOL

[unionofonion]

@goosecutter4 No and I just looked him up, he looks like a real douche bag.

[MyNamesRobby]

@goosecutter4 All of our moms wouldn't fit in one bed though.

[LoganStickly22]

27 people have commented on a video putting "Your a big doodie-head"

[Barni747]

Achievement unlocked: Trololololololo.

You have been trolled by worst troll ever.

[sMashedpotatoes1]

replace the grim repear robe with a bath robe and thats me baby.

[SLiV9]

I actually thought the one at 0:54 was pretty good.

Does that make me a bad person?

[Spazkid15]

More than 26 people are trolls.

[kilkolio]

@Spazkid15 nah 211 people are trolls whether they like or dislike there are trollls amongt hem

[henyous]

who typed in mynamesrobby

[WhistlersBrother]

@henyous That's the name of the troll. He trolls because he thinks being mean will make him feel better because his mommy never held him when he was a baby and then she named him Robby and he hates his name.