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  • STOP BIING SUCH A "ITS NOT LIKE GRAND THEFT AUTO" WHORE!!!!!!!!

  • im smart and i love this game. but sadly my old PS3 broke and the slim keeps fucking up so yeah......PS3 slims suck. BRING BACK THE OLD VERSIONS!!

  • fuck you...

  • No shit this game isn't like GTA, did you see the letters "G' 'T' and 'A' plastered on the cover? no? THATS BECAUSE IT ISN'T GTA. This game requires you to use your brain and investigate, not to be a petty criminal who guns down everyone in his/her path. Stop whining and go get a job you spoiled little twats. It's an amazing game, and does the whole noire thing pretty accurately actually. I love how people who never seen noire come and complain about the story. *facepalm*, go fuck yourselves :/

  • I don't like La Noire because its not like gta

  • Kieran the game is boring and tedious with uninteresting characters and cases, repetitive gameplay and an enormous open world with nothing to do in it. I thought I'd like it because it seemed kinda like heavy rain but it wasn't at all just a big disappointment

  • @SuperMicklovin Nailed it, apart from the broken clue and questioning system.

  • @au25 true

  • So what are you ranting about? Us hating LA Noire, or you hating LA Noire?

  • dude chill, it's just a game, I liked LA Noire. But it's not worth keeping, sold it for skyrim.

  • THIS GAME SUCK BECAUSE IT'S NOT GRAND THEFT AUTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Really how can someone NOT like a top quality adventure game like LA Noire in 2011? You guys have so much bad taste for games really.. I don't care you don't like good games but at least have the decency not to try to convince others about it

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  • @topografer "top quality" Wanna define that? Graphics dont make the game, in an adventure game, story and LOGIC matter,in this game..... they are bother broken.

  • It could have abit more freedom, like let you do odd things like buy a soda! or ride a bike :) but it does make you think! with the cases! you can't just wizz through it or it will end up making you feel like an idiot and I think thats why some people hate it! because they want zap and blast!

  • @Playstation360ish the interview system is pretty bad too. Technically impressive but the interview logic is often crank. The sandbox element was wasted and it would have been a better game for just sticking to a more streamlined and classical adventure game structure.

  • Actually, the whole homicide/black dahlia killings (which turns out to be the temp bartender... ooops.) are pretty lame. You know the people you are accusing are innocent, but the game is so lame it only lets you charge them. Wow, I knew the game was full of crap but it wouldn't let me do anything about it.

    NM, this game is utter shit.

  • You can try solving the mysteries. But usualy what you think makes sense is wrong and the game just tells you the answers. Sort of lame if you ask me.

  • You don't have to use your brain at all in this game, why do people even say that? THis game is ok. It's a change of pace, but it's nothing special.

  • Engine is accualy not same. Thats why car handling sucks.

  • People dislike LA Noire because you actually have to use you brain. I feel sorry for the dumb and ignorant. Oh well, more for us.

  • I think its funny how people say "omg this game is so repetitive you have to investigate the crime scenes and talk to the witnesses over and over" but that's what police do, do you think in real life an officer is going to say "i dont feel like investigating this dead body its getting to repetitive". COMMON SENSE EVERYBODY!!!!

  • @TheLangsta99 ahahahahha. Right you find a matchbox and inside a location of a new bar for about 3-4 times, and recycle more scripts in the way.

  • i love it when kieran rips on the rockstar cover system

  • All of you who say this games is boring and you can't kill random people well let me tell you this you're a fucking detective of course you're not going to kill random people and it's slow paced and if you thought oh it's going to be like gta,you don't know that cause it says LA NOIRE NOT FUCKING GTA YOU FUCKING IDIOTS and you can't say it sucks for a fact because that's an opinion i fucking love this game,it plays out different with something new to the table that may not be suitable for others

  • This kid keeps uploading rant vids lol watch a few of em its just him being a big turd and shitting on everyone else. lol. Your such a loser Kieran go fuck yourself

  • the game is repetitive which makes it boring. heavy rain which is similar is also far better

  • GREAT GAME!!!!

  • you are Fuckin awesome keep up the good work buddy

  • Did you get beat up at school...? looks like you have...And get a haircut you look like a retard with a disability

  • Coming From A Kid Utube Seriously You Cant Spell Piece

  • @mastaroni6 Really? You Got To Capitalize Each Letter At The Beginning Of Each Word?

  • I bought this game yesterday, but it isn't good because I can't kill random ppl, and it ain't like Grand Theft Auto!

  • YEASS GTA 5

  • LA NOIRE AND YOU SUCK ASS

  • YOU suck!

  • I don't care that it's not trying to be GTA but from what i've played it is still pretty damn boring.

  • right when you said saints row, i noticed the freckle bithes logo on the bookcase thing next to the gameinformers. then i looked up and noticed the poster. i instantly cracked a smile, 'holy shit. someone is trash talking gta4 idiots, and supports Saints Row. i think i found a distant brother.'

  • Ohh and why you have GT in the background? The site is almost dead.

  • Its not that its what the game that makes it bad.Its what they tried to do.We got those interrogations that make no sense at all.Half of the time they are inaccurate and misleading the player and the other half they lack in giving the player sense of intuition , that is probably why they made that intuition option. Basically you need to match with the creators choices in order to strike the right option.The story is boring but its not the worse thing in the game.

  • The game is not a "piece of shit", on the contrary. But it's boring like hell, and that's a fact.

  • on a serious note... i hate la noir because there is less freedom...

  • So is this game like GTA or something?

  • @fosterslover NOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • dammit i gave you a fucking dislike when i didnt even watch the video.. my bad bro

  • Everyone, you are forgetting the technology that went into making this game. That alone is fucking impressive and the casting was well picked. It's meant to be a cinematic game i.e. multimedia, interactive film. I honestly love it and respect the work that went into it.

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  • So you just said the Game Was not fun , so Why play it

  • @noc141 to reveiw it .

  • Deal with it. It's shit for what it's trying to be. Shit story. Shit gameplay, no variation in guns WTF. Shit city, no life at all. Shit game shut the fuck up.

  • I'm loving L.A Noire. Think it might be my game of the year.... Well, until I finish it then pop in Arkham City

  • There are so many stupid kids whining over this game. You can't call a game a "peice of shit" like it's a fact because you didn't get what you wanted. If you people just bought LA Noire because you were expecting GTA or Red Dead Redemption, then you are stupid. This is a game geared toward more mature audiences, it's a type of game that makes you think. And for the last fucking time people, Rockstar didn't make the game. Team Bondi did, Rockstar just published it!

  • @Utubeman67 THATS SO TRUE!!! its not always the producers that ruin the games its the consumers who force the producers to make the changes everyone "wants" or feel that they need, then the game loses content and everything becomes bland and repetitive and its all because of the god damn whiners out there who try take control of that which they hav no clue of! i feel that the producers shuld look over what their plans on and make sure they do there job right, not hav others spoon feed em along.

  • @Utubeman67 Yeah that kinda pretty much what the guy in the video said... So what are you trying too do here? 

  • @Utubeman67 "toward mature audiences" With broken brains i believe. The logic in this game is broken, this is a game for non gamers. An interactive movie with BAD story and broken logic on case solving.

  • @Utubeman67 I didn't expect GTA... in fact, I expected heavy rain, or a nancy drew-esque game. And it was, and it sucked, because it know those games that fall in that genre are FUCKING BORING.

  • This game does a shit job at doing what it was trying to do. predictable, zero choices, HEAVY RAIN is GOOD, the interviews in THIS game, (as a detective) are BASIC and UNDEVELOPED with no ability to have back-and-forth engrossing dialogue. PS - You asshole, stop saying GTA over and over. This game sucks on its own merit!!! It is Boring with bad controls and will not allow failure. It is connect the dots, spoon feeding, stiff game play. PoliceQuest on PC circa 1985 was better. (SR rocks)

  • @boosterdaily u sound like u play cod all the time -_- typical fucker bro just go play your games leave interesting pepole to play good games like (L.A noire).

  • @TheKarateka4 - You are a joke. If you find this game mentally challenging then you must be mentally challenged. Cry some more for me. I love it when you cry. (PS - finished the game months ago. what part was challenging? What part was fun? It never gets good)

  • @boosterdaily bro I never seas I find this game like u seas mentally challenging but I seas that game is interesting sure is not hard but is very good and u are a dick head for not liking it -_-

  • @TheKarateka4 haha true lol

  • I want to say marmalade over and over again when I see your face....

  • You make a fair point. HOWEVER, I feel as though the developers have almost billed it as a game that IS like GTA - but as a Cop.

    The similarities end at 'Open World' - there is nothing to do within the map itself so why have an open world? That really ruined the game for me personally. Each to their own though - all in all a nice rant ha!

  • Actually, L.A. Noire is a piece of art.The story, the characters, the gameplay, and the thing that this game actually requires a brain makes it wonderful.You, KieranM, are a fucking piece of shit without a brain.Cheers.

  • Just dont say in a few months that l.a noire actually sucks like what you did with mafia 2

  • good rant

  • Just beat it today. Must say it could have been a lot more challenging. The puzzles were a damn joke that's for sure. Not happy with the ending either.

  • repetitive ass games do get boring so it sucks

  • i knew it wasnt going to be gta but i thought it would be good at least

  • @slowjoe789 it is good trust me i beat it and it's really good

  • @TheMarmboy oh know i beat it and it was hella fun i even went back to five star everything i just wish there was more to do after that its boring as hell to do the free roam mode and its even more boring after u do all 40 of the police calls

  • @slowjoe789 oh i still gotta do thge 40 side missions but can't you get the vehicles and the golden films

  • that game sucks cock

  • la noire still sucks

  • Great video, good points and hilarious little added jokes. I just hate it for being so damn repetitive... Like EVERY murder mission is the same damn thing. Also, when gunfights are present, they arn't done very well. As an officer you should have more choice in what you do, and not have the fuckin game hold your hand and say "You cant do *your action here* right now." I dont mean mindless slaughter I mean something as simple as stores / shops, minigames, more sidemissions, etc etc etc

  • Finally someone understands shit ....... the game is ment for clues and investigations not for killin pedestrians and using a cheat code to make cops go away .... cause ur the good guy

  • I felt like I was just Cole frigging Phelp's driver instead of playing the role. I paid 40 pounds for it when it came out, played the story and have no desire at all to replay it.

  • l.a noire is definitely not worth 60 dollars. there is no replay value at all. it's too fucking repetitive!!!!

  • @titomister10 Yeah but there are still street crimes to do and bonus missions if you beat it or pre order it.

  • Your fucking high

  • I love L.A. Noire. While I'm not sure that it surpasses GTA 4, it does surpass RDR. I applaud L.A. Noire and to those saying it's "boring", please stick to your games with shitty stories, dialogue, and mindless shooting to appeal to your ADD afflicted minds.

  • @highwaysonyfan87 Its certainly not boring and it does not at all suck, but what I think they mean is, its repetitive, and that is true, the day this came out I played it for hours straight and completed the whole game in a few days, but halfway through I fought it was very repetitive and also after you complete the main story there really is nothing to do if you havent done the side missions from you radio, Well thats my opinion of course, but overall amazing game, amazing graphics and I <3 it

  • If you hate L.A Noire just play Grand Theft Auto IV or Red Dead Redemption!!

  • This game sucked because it forced you to pick up clues you KNEW weren't relevant (garbage), he took forever to pick things up, and, oh, IT WAS BORING.

  • I beat it.... and it sucks and its boring. I hate how you doubt something and he goes off the handle.

  • this game is still shit. you can't even manually save, and you can't turn auto save off. so if u kill a civilian there's nothing you can do about it. it ruins your rank. what year are we fucking in. we're in 2011, not 1990, we should be able to save our games whenever we want. for fucksake even ps1 games support that shit

  • The more I watch this gay Brit, the more angry I get.

  • @danr8472 he's not british you "stupid" cunt he's a ausie

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  • What a fucking douchebag that keeps repeating himself. Stick to your day job (toilet cleaning). BTW LA noire sucks, no multiplayer support and no replay value what so ever

  • @danr8472 i enjoyed it but your statement is true

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  • I agree with you that L.A. Noire its not GTA.

    P.S. good vid.

  • this is an amazing game the storyline is absolutley thrilling. it is realistic in real life you cant just steal someones car like in gta or shoot someone and get away with it this game isnt for kids it is for mature gamers.

  • L.a. noire is totally lame. I hate all these new games that are trying to be like movies. If i wanted to watch a movie id watch a fucking movie.

  • but all u can do is jump and run

  • BackstreetBoys....

    :D

  • This game is awesome! I just wish it had multiplayer

  • @TheAppleBoii A game doesn't need multiplayer to be great you know.

  • @TheAppleBoii If it had Multiplayer, how would it even work? Just asking :D

  • I enjoyed the game, but it was bad in alot of ways. Im gonna finish getting my platinum then sell it.

    It wasnt worth the money really, no replay value.

  • I love L.A. Noire detective kind of concept, looking for clues and figure shit out. But i still think L.A. Noire isn't that good of a game, because the interrogation system of witnesses/suspects is stale, unimaginative, illogical and repetitive. Great concept, poorly executed.

  • its NOT GTA ITS NOT GTA!!! ohhh jejus pisses me offff lol

  • Hahaha he is So mad about a game.

    Ffing noooooooooooooooo no no noo life

  • @hardstylejunky100 Because he has a opinion and is mad about L.A Noire.

  • @Grilledfox Dogfucker you fail.

  • Very boring

  • lmao @ his resolution on his monitor. nice 4:3 resolution lmao i can see it from here that that shit is stretched to fuck..... pick a proper 16;9 resolution dude

  • LA NOIRE IS BRILLIANT!!!!!

  • people what the f#ck did you expect!?, that you can drive a helicopter and shoot civilians with your tommy gun, while your making a car flip

    you people don't like it because your brains are as big as a bean, and you failed every case

  • The game sucks because it's boring, not because it's coping anything!!!

  • Sit up straight

  • this man has terrible energy

  • i havent played this, but its fun when you steal peoples car, kill random people, and do things you wouldnt do in real life basically. i understand why some say its boring, there is nothing fun. blowing up cars with C4 and drive by people is fun. but im more of a single player/ story mode player.

  • pause at 0:29

  • lemmie guess.. YOUR WITH IGN ARENT YOU!?

  • OMG You Hate Every Thing SHUT UP!

  • Amazing game. 10/10. But the ending was absolute SHITE!

  • La noire does not stink

  • LA Noire is a movie that you play. Not a game.

  • if you got a haircut i'd take u to a dirty bathroom and put ur penis through a glory hole and go to town on you ;)

  • It doesn´t try to be GTA, just like the holocaust didn´t try to be a chain of amusement parks.

  • douch bag

  • THIS GAME IS TRYING TO BE LIKE GRAND THEFT AUTO! Ovbiously this kid is dumb as fuck.

  • @TheMetalUnborn How is it trying to be GTA??? Give me or him 1 good reason PLEASE

  • YES!, it's not GTA! fuck i get that!

    but what the fuck, the end of the game is still terrible!

  • This game is shocking, its not GTA maybe it should be. GTA in the 1940s. its so boring you cant get your gun out whenever you want, the missions are the same over and over again, its set in the 1940s wheres the police brutality. it glitches every 10 seconds. this game sucks dont buy it without renting it first, plus this guys a douche lol =D

  • I didn't like this game because I wanted to run over pedestrians

  • @LulzCal i just wanted to shoot them!

  • I found this game way too linear. Didn't like it.

  • this game sucks more than I suck at bar bathrooms.

  • Am I the only one who fucking loves the game? I mean damn.

  • @LolZombiez I love that game to. One of the most awesome shit iv'e ever played. I hated the ending though. ell it was good but like emotionaly bad.

  • @LolZombiez no alot of ppl like it. its a mixed game

  • LOL back street boys

    man calm down with ur swearing ahhahaha

  • i love la noire best game i ever played but it well get boring sometimes

  • it sucks DICK

    hahaha!

  • personally i think LA noire is better

  • your right

  • I loved L.A. noire.

  • this game sucks big time. its not boring but the graphics are fucked up.

  • this game sucks big time.

  • la noire is a real good game it get boring some times in the game

  • la noire is boring but it a good game

  • has anoyone ever told you that you look like a young john cleese

  • The game could have been a little better if you could actually run over people, shoot your gun whenever you want, and get the cops to come after you.

  • Man once I got rid of La noire at gamestop, I had to buy like 5 games to get the crap taste from my mouth cause by the dullness, linear, Fucking stupid gameplay and story of LA BIORE. I Bought Fallout New Vegas, Saints Row 2, Mortal Kombat 9, Dead Space 2, and Bioshock 1. I feel so much better now.

  • I thought it was good. However, the ending annoyed the shit out of me. It detatched itself from the main character and then THAT happens. Urf.

  • i want to put my xbox on your head >:(

  • It does a terrible job at what it's trying to do. The story is boring and there's no character development. The investigations are not intelligent and not varied enough to keep it interesting, and the interviews are dumb (shifty eyes=lie/doubt, otherwise truth). How do you fuck up the story and investigations in a game where those two things should be top priority. Ask Team Bondi, they'd know.

  • I fucking hate it, it wount work on my xbox it freezes all the time and ive done every thing it suggested

  • Huh, I thought it was good.

    I mean come on, the game was about a Detective solving various crimes. And that's exactly what you did. It was near-realistic (aside from the stupid criminals hiding obvious things in obvious places).

    It was a GREAT game in terms of what it was trying to do. You was a good Cop, a Detective figure, and you solved cases by investigating. A fine game.

    This isn't GTA, or Red Dead, this is LA Noire. This game achieved what it set out to do.

  • Good rant, but the title doesn't match the tirade. This fellow clearly doesn't think the game sucks, but instead mostly goes on about how people who believe the game to be boring because it's from Rockstar but isn't like GTA are idiots, something I wholeheartedly agree with. I'd also agree that there are a few critical errors that make gameplay difficult, namely the rigid body control of the PC and the cover system, and it does become considerably repetitive, but it was pretty solid overall.

  • It's not trying to be GTA. It's trying to be a "who done it?" game and to me it fails big time. I picked it up new for $39.99 last Thursday...played until last Saturday and returned it today and got my money back. It got so damn boring after a few times of playing it to me. I actually felt like I was playing a Sega CD game in that it felt more like watching a bad movie than playing a game. Watching cutscenes with endless dialogue = NOT FUN!

    This is one of the most boring games of 2011.

  • la noire sucks overrated

  • When I started playing the game it felt like I jumped into the middle of a story instead of the start of one. Once it ended I felt like the end case didnt close properly and the whole arson desk was a waste of time.

    It needs a good balance of gun fights car chases and all the cutscene shit we see a massive amount off. Personally I think there was not a good balance of gameplay.

  • agree with u 100% buddy

  • lol sooo true!

  • I did not hated it because it is not GTA; I hate it because of the bugs...Oh the bugs.

  • one thing i found rather annoying was having to chase just about everyone in every scene..

  • Well I enjoyed this game even though many did not.

  • faggy jumper

  • why is it this guy telling me i'm an idiot make me feel so much better?

  • @walker834 You're a glutton for punishment and abuse. Fatty.

  • dude enjoy vice while its there arson is when the game starts sucking nuts

  • chek ma vid 4 da reell reviwar

  • This game sucks. Why does every case have to do with murder. Why not robbery or fraud just somet