Some guys decide to rob a banana man. The banana man loses bananas but gets them back somehow. Then, old people try mugging him. TBM,(The Banana Man) makes them beg. He then sees a girl crying and runs over. He sneezes all over the girl. She's HAPPY she has bananna snot all over her. TBM, being an idiot, thinks he can fly. So he tries it,and he flies away.
I am so sick of people saying, "AT LEAST JAPAN DOES THIS, AT LEAST JAPAN DOES THAT!" Quit putting other countries down retards! If you like Japan so much, then get off your flabby cheeks and move there!
You know, I bet at this point the culture realizes how foreigners see them, and they're playing up the craziness. I can't believe this isn't in SOMEWAY intentional.
@Blackcat51292 Who said I don't like the US? Just because another country does something better means I have to hate my own? Where the hell is the logic in that?
@mattmun12 woah lol its just a stupid joke, I didnt expect thumbs up :P when someone who is not japanese (like SexuaLobster) makes a weird video, someone pops up and says "your move, japan" so I just made a lame version of it lol
"99% of you will probably not even read this... but i just turned 14 and i am trying my best to become a horse. the 26th of december im traveling to the wide open fields of Texas to hopefully learn from the best horses. Being a horse means a lot to me.
I´ve just about started my training. I have just nailed horseshoes to my feet (really hurts) and shaved my hair to a horse mane. It would mean the world to me if you supported me.
Please, it means alot to me! Thanks." ~WildZebraFace
...Thing is, I'm eating a banana right now. ...Gonna go get another.
xXAlexa33Xx 33 minutes ago
WOW thats really epic watch or die >;D dont look at Comments
lover78914 52 minutes ago
who gets happy when a dude shots bananas from his nose on you ??
MultiImpact12 2 hours ago
what the fuck
420alldayweed 8 hours ago
What the hell.
Villifi 10 hours ago
Get a banana.
Bitches love bananas.
Elektroraptor 16 hours ago
Baanana man. I am in much need of your wisdom.
lu4y4pants 18 hours ago
Hello Albertsons GIVE ME ALL YOUR FUCKING BANANAS
blackeroni 19 hours ago
Okay so this ad is really WTF, but then check out one of Burger King's ads, the ones with the actual Burger King. This is actually slightly better.
LostInConfusion1 20 hours ago
as seen on Ray William Johnson LOL
rocketmansv 20 hours ago
hahaha what the hell
captainjobo 20 hours ago
Thumbs up if you want commercials like this for your country!
X1PWND 1 day ago
A few time I been around that track, so it's not gonna happen just like that. 'Cuz I ain't no hollaback girl, I ain't no hollaback girl.
tl;dr: This shit is bananas.
nomukun1138 1 day ago
This is normal shit. Lived in Japan for 18 years.
AnonNewsman 2 days ago
Wtf wow thumbs up if you never want to eat a banana ever again.
4bubblefish 2 days ago
this video is disturbing lol.
devildoggator 2 days ago
I will never understand this.
Kalamari24 2 days ago
0:06 Still a better love story than Twilight
DJTHEKING2002 2 days ago
Today at School lunch, I flipped my banana over and saw a littl "Dole" sticker...
I slowly put down the banana and walked away from it.
KitaxNekoSama57 3 days ago
uh... Japan, how can you explain this?!
OrigamiGrl96 3 days ago
i dont think il buy bananas again O__________O
malcomdeaf 3 days ago 3
Japanese Banana Commercial / Nickelodeon Crown Logo
popstar598 3 days ago
Whoa... if that comes out his nose... what knows what comes out his ass!?
Devan1H 4 days ago
its matt stone from south park whos singing!!
jaegar297 4 days ago
Wat the fuck just happened
shaymingirl431 4 days ago
Snot some bananas... crazy laugh....drive crazy.....
SuperUltiMatt 4 days ago
Whahaha, so fun, banana kotchi
MrNB017 5 days ago
whaddahail??!?!??
resrekker 5 days ago
It's someones fetish!
skullgr1nd 5 days ago
what if they were watermelons
capnhands 5 days ago
WTF?!
Fynnkicksass 6 days ago
Here's what's going on:
Some guys decide to rob a banana man. The banana man loses bananas but gets them back somehow. Then, old people try mugging him. TBM,(The Banana Man) makes them beg. He then sees a girl crying and runs over. He sneezes all over the girl. She's HAPPY she has bananna snot all over her. TBM, being an idiot, thinks he can fly. So he tries it,and he flies away.
jenny151 6 days ago 3
@jenny151 I don't know whats wrong with you, but I have to say that I like it.
Waffleterror 6 days ago
japanese commercials are the best
FMxxx556 1 week ago
This is a bit creepy... A BIT MORE LIKE ALOT
Firebathz 1 week ago
i like my bananas best when they come out of someones nose
hello0world0its0me 1 week ago 2
I am so sick of people saying, "AT LEAST JAPAN DOES THIS, AT LEAST JAPAN DOES THAT!" Quit putting other countries down retards! If you like Japan so much, then get off your flabby cheeks and move there!
Blackcat51292 1 week ago
Best part 0:05. :D
revygam 1 week ago
SUPA BANANANANA AAAAA TOTOTOTOOTOTTO
megamanx1291 1 week ago
awesome banana-man is awesome.
Ugapop 1 week ago
I love how the bullies mug bananaman and they're happy with their bananas after that
iizpoefi 1 week ago
You're move, Super Monkey Ball.
underoath350 1 week ago
mmmmmm nose bananas
iamEthan87 1 week ago
You're move SexuaLobster..
dudethenamesbrian 1 week ago
this makes me want to eat many bananas every day
o0kyuji0o 1 week ago
fuck logic
phantomxt4427 1 week ago
O_o
Closterdadthegreater 1 week ago
Looks like...
(puts on shades)
..They went BANANAS over him!
YYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!
Doofanator 1 week ago
See, if commercials in the US were like this, I would actually concider buying the product.
PaintedAsh 1 week ago
Meanwhile in Japan....
yodellikeyoumeanit09 1 week ago
Look like...
(puts on shades)
...they went BANANAS over him!
YEEEEEEEEEEAHH..
Doofanator 1 week ago
You know, I bet at this point the culture realizes how foreigners see them, and they're playing up the craziness. I can't believe this isn't in SOMEWAY intentional.
Finkster5 1 week ago
@Finkster5 Its a a Dole commercial, It's not like the Japanese government gets together and decides on the next banana commercial.
kingboss9000 1 week ago 2
This is SOPA and PIPA in a nutshell.
TheDigitalNuke 1 week ago
@CommanderMcMillan A man with bananas doing stuff.
LivingInTheCornfield 1 week ago
What the fuck did i just watch?
CommanderMcMillan 1 week ago
At least Japan knows how to have fun with their commercials. Most of the US ones we get are boring and make you mute the volume.
FreakinSweet1987 1 week ago 117
@FreakinSweet1987 If you don't like the US commercials or the US in general, then leave this Country retard!
Blackcat51292 1 week ago
@Blackcat51292 Who said I don't like the US? Just because another country does something better means I have to hate my own? Where the hell is the logic in that?
FreakinSweet1987 1 week ago
@FreakinSweet1987 Type in "Dodge Challenger Freedom Commercial"
NUFF SAID!
krocialblack 1 week ago
@FreakinSweet1987 True true.....
tritanproductions 6 days ago
HarryPartridge brought me to Oneyng who brought me to UKinojoe who brought me here.
jeffddow 1 week ago 7
*Dazed*
I think i want a banana......
STRmw2 1 week ago
Tasty, banana's from a weird, flying man's nose..
lenhofcreathings2009 1 week ago
no comment
mysteriousmuffins123 1 week ago
@mysteriousmuffins123 the comment you just typed counts as a comment.
It looks like youve just been,
(puts on shades)
..............damn this is my first time doing this joke...
pvtdbz210 1 week ago
on the weird part of youtube again
TheLamadude 1 week ago
DAFUQ
zegerdon 1 week ago
This doesn't make me wanna eat bananas.
Pepperoni290 1 week ago
Ukinojoe... whyyyy? :C
Bondytheecliff 1 week ago
What is up with Japan?
Alagremm 1 week ago
How do Japanese think of all these things!
MagicQuinn 1 week ago
your move, japan. oh wait...
Alenthas 1 week ago 62
@Alenthas I don't get it.
mattmun12 1 week ago
@mattmun12 woah lol its just a stupid joke, I didnt expect thumbs up :P when someone who is not japanese (like SexuaLobster) makes a weird video, someone pops up and says "your move, japan" so I just made a lame version of it lol
Alenthas 1 week ago
@Alenthas Oh yeh I watch his videos, they are so strange lol.
mattmun12 1 week ago
POKEMON: Banana man use snot banana. All those guy were trying to catch him
JamesRichardBaldi 1 week ago
The fuck?! Bananas coming out from his nose? Maybe when she opens the bananas and takes a bite, it will smell off booger
Furrruitylicious 1 week ago
What did I just watch...?
Oh yeah, Japan
shiXlongXlang 1 week ago
how did i get here?
Velaadu 1 week ago
@Velaadu THE END
mmpatapon 1 week ago
check out the music i write and make
or look up k.e.v drop it
PurdyMusic 1 week ago
OMG BANNAS ARE AWESOME (PENISES)
Pooploser24 1 week ago
Now this has gone too far, even for Japan!
Metalgears1 1 week ago
Banana dude is so retarded.
kittyslade 1 week ago
This is why I dont eat fruit!
TheFearlessFancy 1 week ago
I'm on the wrong side of You Tube again...
JumpForShow 1 week ago
Thumbs Up If RWJ Brought You Here
rann809 2 weeks ago
So if I eat a banana...I'll be able to float away on banana hands..
White0Rose 2 weeks ago
eu sou do brasil e sou o primeiro brasileiro a comentar esse video
diguinhokombat 2 weeks ago
@diguinhokombat acho que n
TheOtafumiga 1 week ago
What would the world be without these crazy bastards?
DerobTheMan 2 weeks ago
damn meth must be strong now a days
2012Jangles 2 weeks ago
Banamedness!
Neriyahu 2 weeks ago
Great, weird part of YouTube again...
EpicMovieStudios 2 weeks ago
POLACY PRZEJMUJĄ TEN FILM !!!!
Siyey1910 2 weeks ago
Banana Man. Free with a purchase of acid.
MiLiberator 2 weeks ago
And all my country has to show is an advert with talking meerkats.
DaRKDEFIANCE0games 2 weeks ago
For once...
I am speechless....
VoreTechz1985 2 weeks ago
ALL women love men with banana hands.
Batmanrox12 2 weeks ago
THIS IS :impossibru:
83ninjawarrior 2 weeks ago
THATS IT! Buying my bananas from DOLE from now on
TheGunFreak94 2 weeks ago
I tried to use bananas to fly but I fell
ThatRegularShow 2 weeks ago
0:09-0:10 "Here have some banana boogers!"
haha
lotusflower281 2 weeks ago
I actually LOVE Japanese commercials. Most entertaining commercials I've ever seen.
lotusflower281 2 weeks ago
I can't get over the guy flying away using bananas...... epic.
blueprince842 2 weeks ago
i have the weirdest craving for bananas right now...
thatguyinyourkitchen 2 weeks ago
lol what? XD now I want some bananas >:?
lenandrinmegafan 2 weeks ago
co ja pacze 0.o
marcelinapila 2 weeks ago
OMG WTF XD
TheFishman1001 2 weeks ago
WHAT THE !#@&
VerdeMorte 2 weeks ago
that defiantly looks like the same bench ronald was sitting on in the Japanese mcdonalds commercial
clamydag 2 weeks ago
wth am i high?
DMaxwellHS 2 weeks ago
Thumbs up if RaywilliamJohnson brought you here =D
MrPotatoSack177 2 weeks ago
Why don't we have commercials like this in Norway?
It's so awesome!
eessppeenn001 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
I thought Asians were smart
MyWaffles1 2 weeks ago
dumbest fucken commercial
KingofKpop 2 weeks ago
@KingofKpop your just mad cause you didnt think of it! xD
pwnmaster8642 2 weeks ago
Banana Boogers :D 0:09
TMSGameStudios 2 weeks ago
lawl
xoLexiaxo 2 weeks ago
I think I would like to have a drink with this man... A BANANA FUCKING DAIQUIRI!!
Revenantspecter 2 weeks ago
Japanese people make the craziest commercials.
Mematman15 2 weeks ago
watching this makes you gain 20 IQ points
ManGPlaythroughs 2 weeks ago
its Banana Man!
subjectalpha1000 2 weeks ago
so thats the last dole banana that i eat.... thumbs up if you feel the same.
imrightyourwrong4eva 2 weeks ago
WHAT IN THE HELL O__O HIS SHOOTS BANNANAS OUT OF FUCKING NOSE!
FrailDtulpin 2 weeks ago
.............wtf
VideoVastGamerz 2 weeks ago
only if america was like this
demon5491 2 weeks ago
o.o What did I just watch....
(I laughed my butt off when he started to fly away)
UlqiYoru 2 weeks ago 29
If european comericals were like this the stores would sold out every sunday.
jexel1 3 weeks ago
That scared the fuck out of me.. D;
KiaoChan 3 weeks ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Itsudemo Sokoni Wat Do Fuckaldo!!!!!!!!!!!
DarkLordalter 3 weeks ago
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DarkLordalter 3 weeks ago
lol he flew away
RedSkyNord 3 weeks ago
HES A SUPER SAIYAN xD
FusionF1 3 weeks ago
WHAT.... THE.......FUCK.
1331Jas 3 weeks ago
... In america all we got was a 3D banana skateboarding through the produce isle of a supermarket...
REA00002 3 weeks ago
ok.. so a banana man iss... walking and woe. wait. ahh shit booger banana
carter10paul10 3 weeks ago
i wonder how his penis looks like like...(jk)
bigbangrox123 3 weeks ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"99% of you will probably not even read this... but i just turned 14 and i am trying my best to become a horse. the 26th of december im traveling to the wide open fields of Texas to hopefully learn from the best horses. Being a horse means a lot to me.
I´ve just about started my training. I have just nailed horseshoes to my feet (really hurts) and shaved my hair to a horse mane. It would mean the world to me if you supported me.
Please, it means alot to me! Thanks." ~WildZebraFace
chromehounds2 3 weeks ago
I all honesty though, the commercial worked. I wan't some Dole bananas!
jsebean 3 weeks ago
What the hell did I just watch? .__.
ItsKimiTime 3 weeks ago
EHEMMM...
HeroicNight 3 weeks ago
?????
titicupcake 3 weeks ago
i'm in THIS part of youtube again...
rockbandroker221 3 weeks ago 5
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IsolatorGod 3 weeks ago
I hate american commercials, they make too much sense
futontsubasa 3 weeks ago 14
he shoots bananas out of his nose...? I would like that power plz.
zenofan1 3 weeks ago
WTF ?
lolol41019 3 weeks ago
oh so im not the only one who gets high off bananas
luvanime1997 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
y the hell r they more sophisticated than us?
rerunrehak 3 weeks ago 52
@rerunrehak they distract us with videos like so they can work.
SidneyCrosberry 2 weeks ago
@SidneyCrosberry they're good...
rerunrehak 2 weeks ago
@rerunrehak brilliance and madness often go together.
SuspenseSmith 2 weeks ago
@SuspenseSmith lol i was wondering y people still responded 2 that comment i didnt realize it was still top comment. good response though
rerunrehak 1 week ago
haha. japanese commercials always seem like parodies. lol
bunnysprinklesxo 3 weeks ago
Never change Japan! :D
Erwinator1000 4 weeks ago 41
@Erwinator1000 was this comment before or after the earthquke and tsunami?
invadermiafuckyouall 2 weeks ago
Eating bananas are not going to be the same anymore eating something that comes from an asian's nose LMAO
RuledByMetalMusic 4 weeks ago
I dont need drugs to trip, japans commercials are enough
caocao200 4 weeks ago 5
crack bananas
now on sale only in japan
Anon371 4 weeks ago 3
.... da fac
Galarosy 4 weeks ago
XD
ShanainaiXx 4 weeks ago
AHAHAHAHA
WTFIsThisKidDoingLOL 4 weeks ago
N-nani...?
KWestAnimations 4 weeks ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Damn Japan, You Scary.
ArtMarketStudios 1 month ago
I love drugs =)
ozone032 1 month ago
DAFUQ LOL
Haley0sment 1 month ago
O.o I'm going to have nightmares
xXDoritozMonsterXx 1 month ago
God Made Me White ANd Not Born In Japan Because He Hates Me >.<*
PreventingExtinction 1 month ago
Hey Mary-chan! How are u?!", "No Sasuke-kun, plz don't!
TheBulletDodgingMan 1 month ago
You wanna be high like him? Smoke some banana peels man.. If you're feelin REALLY crazy, throw in some strawberries!! :D
armydude53 1 month ago
This guy inspires me
ElectricEye72 1 month ago
ok nothing weird about that
fuzzbag727 1 month ago
0:13 ''women'' what the fuck im not eating his bannanas
TheWierdman123 1 month ago
this guy is high on dole bannanas thumbs up if you aggree :)
TheWierdman123 1 month ago
Everybody should love the strange humor in these types of commercials
woofles456 1 month ago
I clicked it because I thought it was Jim Norton. It was not him, but I was not disappointed.
sirLEVITSKY 1 month ago
i like the part where he was flying away
uNeedPie 1 month ago
Because everyone loves Banana Man's Banana Boogers.
OblivionEdge1371 1 month ago
fucking weird
Mrhockeykid100 1 month ago
i NEED to move to japan!
bannana171 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos 2
Japan never ceases to amaze me
TheThumbStrum 1 month ago 2
LoL!
Kr8100 1 month ago
You know what sounds good right now? A dozen bananas from an Asian guy's nose!
InfernoJuggernaut 1 month ago