Old Man Tyree Talks About Dildos

[jademellenkamp69]

im sick of this phony bologna

[ForceFedFetusFillet]

@jademellenkamp69 that motherfucker gets HARD AND HORNY.

[Mufaso1000]

This man's a true poet;nothing fake about this old fucker. He tells it like it is.

[Mufaso1000]

What nursing home is this old fucker in? I'll bet he gives the staff a hard way to go.

[Mufaso1000]

I hope I act like this when I get old! Fuck you you worthless motherfuckers! HAHAHAH.

[ZyrioqHD]

A pussy is a toilet to me and if I chopped my dick in half it would piss piss piss lol I'm crying ;D

[nymetalhead89]

LOL!!! I'm fucking dying over here. I'm pretty much crying from laughing too hard.

[BetterJS]

Epic Didlo/Dick Analogy

I am going to use that as often as possible.

[lem0n2lime]

Man his mind is long gone. Or his time of life has just about run out and he's gonna go out the hard way.

[unionofonion]

@lem0n2lime He's at least offering some amusement before he goes.

I'll probably end up doing the same when I get fed up with life and every one and their fucking shit in it.

[lem0n2lime]

@unionofonion Come to think of it, if I looked as old and frail as he. All I'll want is pussy and tits. And some sexy girly toes.

[OnThatPowder]

Aw Fuck!! Grandpa!! Y'all been drinkin again??? fuuuuuuck

[MovieMakinDude03]

EAT PORK RINDS!!! EAT DEAD PIGS!!!!

[Mannex17]

"I'm gonna write a motherr-fucker that can't be denied!"

[Mufaso1000]

@Mannex17 : The motherfucker of all books!

[Alphieboy]

he is kinda creepy

[slopperify]

Who ever he is,he's just another babbling jack-off among a planet of babbling jack-offs.I've heard it all before.Someone pick this old shit bag off like a Kennedy.

[turangadelphi]

This is Charlie Sheen 30 years from now. 

[slopperify]

@turangadelphi -Couldn't have said it better myself!!

[Fyllis]

"I'm gonna chop my dick in half(...)" I think I've found my true love!

[jefftehblackie]

phony balony dicks

[DRrawwr]

hahahahahhahaha

[harrymanbach]

This is JRR Tolkien with Tourrette's and Dimentia.

[Sublime570]

O GOD SUBSCRIBED

[daddyrudi]

WTFUCK I SAW THIS NIGGA ON WEBCAME ONCE ;OOOOOOO

[bloodyurine777]

Your books are dildos! My book is the real dick!

[aBurningPanda]

what a fucking legend. i look up to him

[Polyfusia]

"Every pussy looks like a toilet to me". Grandfatherly words.

[HugeDickNick]

This must be the writer for nancy grace.

[CyberSpectrumND]

This shows you, when peolle say the old days were any different that's bullshit. Old people back then when they were young did wild shit too. You're grandma and grandpa are just not keen to tell you all the crazy shit they did back in the early 1900s.

[version191]

@CyberSpectrumND This isn't a real person, its from a movie called "period piece".

[hippydude89]

I decided this will be my thousandth favorited video.

[DurtDurty]

ders soup

[cyraxthehedgehog]

It makes so much sense: no wonder twilight is so popular!

[SurfingEagles]

it's a real mother fucken cock!

[serealkiller4]

omg!!!! this old man is hilarious!

[GrifCannon90]

I've done shoved a baby wombat up my rectum about two hours ago, and from the feel of things, he's still alive up there...

[mechatyler]

I'm gonna write a motherfucker that can't be denied! The motherfucker of all books!

[MissLeo5]

Why are you reading comment, so you can write stupid comment to others. So your also hating.. just watch the damn video and stop worry bout someone else comment.

[garnerboy420]

anyone know where i can find this old guy ? i love him !

[BabyIsmellL0ve1on1]

Dildoes DON'T bleed if you chop it in half with an Axe!

[TAGAUK]

Every pussy looks like a toilet to me a big city trolley! hahahahahaha! bring it on pops....

[TAGAUK]

COOL you got it all pops hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

[BeAsTm0aD]

I'm gonna chop my dick in half

[uitkyk78]

Suck my dead piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iig

[CherryLimeade88]

Old senile man!

[MissLeo5]

his sn is MrNoname20111... he must be a bitch... or a john do.. his dad must be this old fart..

[MissLeo5]

@MrNoname20111 i hope you burn in hell or have kids with no ass hoe and throw up/shyt the same way the food goes in

[iLLJUiCEiFER]

@MrNoname20111 Don't know who he is calling a whore must talking about his mom

she p and p and would not come

[MissLeo5]

@iLLJUiCEiFER hahah rlmao..

[iLLJUiCEiFER]

@MrNoname20111 You so dunb homeboi you know dat

[iLLJUiCEiFER]

I'm drunk

[MissLeo5]

@iLLJUiCEiFER me too..

[iTonyTV1]

sweet jesus christ...

[MissLeo5]

is he drunk...

[MrNoname20111]

@MissLeo5 Hey what's up? :)

Do you know when you type a question?

PUT A FUCKING QUESTION MARK AT THE END OF IT YOU DUMB WHORE.

[MissLeo5]

@MrNoname20111 why wont you shut your shyt hole.. ur mom, grandma, sister, niece, daughter is a whore.. if you dont like my comment.. pass on.. you just like everyone else on here try to start shit..I WRITE WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT.. AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, BUILD A FUCKIN BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT...

[unionofonion]

@MissLeo5 Look at you taking text so seriously and acting like what people say doesn't bother you when it really does.

lol you're the only one getting pissy here. I think it's you that needs to get over your own crybaby shit.

Take your own advice, bub.

[MissLeo5]

@unionofonion thanks for puttin your 2 cent in... if you read his comment (that was removed) to me you would understand whats going on.. 

[MissLeo5]

@MrNoname20111 i dont see you comment on everyone else page the way they type.. du ma my....

[MrNoname20111]

@manishfly83 Listen to this internet tough guy. Threatening physical harm over a Youtube comment. Typical nigger. Get back to the cotton field you scum.

And tell your "home girl" to learn some grammar.

[AChildMolester]

@manishfly83 Your grammar is unimpressive, Jew

[manishfly83]

@AChildMolester u as a person is unimpressive! u should do ur parents and everyone else around you a big favor and just kill yourself! ud make the world just that much brighter! :)

[htyhh]

@manishfly83 you are such a fucking nigger bitch ! ahahahhaha , piss om your dildos chocolate face

[AChildMolester]

@manishfly83 I am right here in Stilwell Oklahoma right down the road from Duncans Construction, you silly negro

[manishfly83]

@AChildMolester :) of course you are in country hick ass oklahoma! i am not suprised at all! stop fuckin them cows and chickens spreading them diseases too! lmao! i bet you look and sound like a bitch! u use a name like child molester and then have nazi shit all on your page like u are really scaring someone! you know your a pussy ass faggot! lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[OnThatPowder]

@manishfly83 what the fuck is this?!?

[manishfly83]

@OnThatPowder some crazy shit! lol

[SilentHillAsylum83]

That's Bill Murray when he turns 85.

[Shamus8b8]

This guy is a genuis, I'd love to meet this guy, he's insane but insanity is just a form genius that's too intense for established society.

I seriously think I'd get into a cool conversation with this old guy, his logic is crude but coherent.

AWESOME GUY? THAT GUY!

[duncanauk1]

humans begin life loving and end life feeling hate.This mans life end(&,begin) is full of hate , but i promise in my life to be full of love...

[Tojosy]

wat

[DolceVita]

ooohhh .... potty mouthed, crazy-ass, wrinkled old toad!!

[aggradef]

Alzheimer's doesn't so much run in my family as it does sprint like an Olympic runner escaping a Holocaust concentration camp.

And when my mind finally succumbs to being demented applesauce, I can only hope that I'll own as hard as this guy.

[ahhh157]

@aggradef umm an Olympic runner escaping from a concentration camp wouldn't really be that fast :/ too worn out n stuffs but good point

[OnThatPowder]

highly disturbing

[shittinbrikz]

@OnThatPowder thats my dad.

[OnThatPowder]

@shittinbrikz I hope you're kidding......This has destroyed my mind

[keithtyler145]

HAYMAN BROTHER

[darksidez81]

Im looking at me in the futrure

[BabyIsmellL0ve1on1]

O M G!!! WHAT A DISGRACE!! HE IS INSANE LIKE MY OWN DAMN DADDY...SAME TALK AND SHIT!!

[Phantasmgrl91]

why do i suddenly think this guy should be a sideline reporter on monday night football

[jman9295]

Did he say "big city toilet" or "big shitty toilet?" Using context clues, I have to make an educated guess and pick the phrase with the profanity in it, the latter.

[AnimalTrash]

His book's a dildo? MY book's a dildo. It was written by my typewriter after it ripped out my eyes. Me and this guy should get together and form a book club. "I'll piss in a pussy like a toilet." I believe that's a quote from Mark Twain.

[iamericwhite]

This is the funniest thing in the universe.

[reptileman62493]

a true americn idol

[mackeral182]

id buy it.

[TitanicFanNumberOne]

He's just gonna piss when I chop him in half LMAO

[caciansf]

Whats a typewriter ?

[liquidpyramid]

im 12 years old and what is this?

[reptileman62493]

@liquidpyramid stfu

[KerChoo]

Your books are dildos, my book is a real dick!

[ifeellikeacobbsalad]

was that a poem?

[DragoniaKMP]

What the fuck did I just watch....

[ninini890]

Haha, ya'll gon' go to hell for this.

Lol.

[721460]

my book has blood

[SalandFindles]

I can recite this, word-for-word in its entirety.

[enigma800]

If you wan't to see Bill Tyree as another character, check it out here: watch?v=azYFAxG21jA He's at 0:45 on the video.

[Esuld]

WUT

[SalandFindles]

Bill Tyree

[madderbass]

My typewriter's gonna rip your motherfucking eyes out tonight!

[questhanna]

strange bird! all this needed was him to fart dust

[SWF90]

your books are dildos!

[Darthamian]

hahahhahaha

[JenkemLover]

There's a wikipdi article on him

[Zeanu]

I wonder who writes his scripts...

[bloodyroots191]

please tell me where to get a copy. i cannot find one.

[Tr0nMakesPr0n]

Chill people, I know he says "i'll write till i DIE" not "write to a guy" but its funnier to me "write to a guy"

[enigma800]

"I'll piss in a pussy like it's a toilet!" OMG! LMFAO!

[douther]

This guy rules and he's way cooler than you

[Flerg3]

every pussy looks like a toilet to me

[OnThatPowder]

Thats it, No Cum!

[Tr0nMakesPr0n]

I'm gunna sit at that table and write to a guy!

[newtoothbrush]

big city toilet

[liamrocks4eva]

He's the biggest ledgend in the world.

He's my Idol

[lindseyhackinseals]

He reminds me of my grandpa : )

[muppetsdrummer17]

i swear this guy is funny as hell no matter how old he is he dnt give a sh*t lol

[Flerg3]

piss piss and piss just piss, no cum

[OnThatPowder]

i'm goin broke buyin pussy for that motherfucker!

[Flerg3]

ima ride a mother fucker that can't be denied!.......the mother fucker off all books

[mrpommeduterretete]

He certainly has a way with words. It made sense at the time.

[exmitch]

mutheer fuckeer

[feeble49]

i wouldn't mind shoving a knife in this guys back

[lemoneater88]

i want this guy to piss in my whore mouth (no cum)

[msh2thsoundofdeath]

Jew

[gearsfan09]

teehee

[zaiagamble]

give me whatever drugs hes on,.......your books are dildos

[OnThatPowder]

suck my dead pig!

[zaiagamble]

GIVE ME WHATEVER DRUG HE IS ON

[uitkyk78]

fuk the umbillical cord outa ur ass i hang i dead pig with it............SUCK MY DEAD PIG.lmao :)

[enigma800]

"Fuck your mother, you motherfucking ponce!" LMAO!!!

[SalandFindles]

correction = punks**

[SalandFindles]

punks***

[fuckfayetteville]

@enigma800 Actually, he doesn't say "ponce." He says "Punks".

[OnThatPowder]

I just want it to PISS PISS AND PIIISSSS!! That's It! No Cum!

[Felipe917]

1:03 HAHAHAHA!!! I'm sick of this phoney boloney. That motherfucker gets hard and horny!

[Wrathfist]

i feel realy sorry for this old man

[hoopscenter92]

balls

[gardenvarietypenis]

Screen Test: 10/30/09/Robert Deniro/Taxi Driver2

[d34thguitarr]

If this guy is serious, I hope he gets off whatever fucking drug he's on...

[OnThatPowder]

EAT pork rinds! eat DEAD PIGS!! Suck my dead pig!

[OnThatPowder]

hahahhhahaaah WWHHYYY!?!?!?!?! EAT Pork Rinds!! Eat Dead PIga!! WHY!!! WHY!!

[feralfag]

SEXXYYYYYYYYY

[SCREAMSFORTINA]

The albert Einstein of Poetry!!

[EnCrypticon23x]

Dildo's don't bleed if you chop it in half with an axe!

[MANTLEBERG]

IS HE RUNNING FOR THE SENNATE ?

[DENNISTHARAPPER]

no....HES WILL BE RUNNING FOR THE PRESIDENT OF US IN 2012

[Thegrinch17]

ROFL! "My typewriter's gonna rip your motherfucking eyes out tonight!"

[HeinousHumour]

classic reatard

[TheWiretap]

piss in a pussy like its a toilet! HAHAHA

[Skidemon5678]

BLOWS

[1aundulxaldin]

I'm thoroughly convinced this guy does not have Alzheimer's Disease.

[cyraxthehedgehog]

What's he Gunna say next? That he fucked a monkey in a box?

[gazzi22]

A monkey in a box? Thats funny.

[TheKAFFIR]

This Harry Taylor form palace barracks from the seventys , the mad interrorgator .

[TheVaticanOfficial]

i think this guy is portrayed by Giuseppe Andrews

[Makron5]

No, Bill Tyree portrays Tyree.

[Jcahalane]

JIGOO

[chickNchoke]

NNNNNNNNOOoooooooooooooooooooo­!!!!!!!!!! LMAOooooooooooooo....... The white Dolomite...LOL

-Choke your chicken folks

[DENNISTHARAPPER]

TYREE FOR THE NEXT PRESIDENT

[smileoutastyle]

lol id love to see him speak out on Iran or something like that

[DENNISTHARAPPER]

hell yea...him as president would make life much easier :D

[fersexuamazing]

I just wanted to PISS, PISS AND PISS!!

thats it, no cum

[IDIDITFORTHELULZK]

hahahaha

Why is it when I scream this shit now they send me to the crazy house. But if i scream it in fifty years I'm a genius? Because old people are mean and don't fear shit. This guy knows that. Rock on sir. Rock on.