Atheist Baptism with Lord Penis Christ 041410.mov

[XXXtASSy007]

Methinks Calpurnpiso is a Priest of Roman Mysteries... may he not have the problems like the protagonist of Petronius' Satyricon (LOL)

We saw the 2 Caligula II flicks and thought of Luscious Lucius for Lupercalia... ooops... Vaalentine's Day...

[calpurnpiso]

@XXXtASSy007

Ahh..you are a prophet for I'm a flamen Dialis...but unlike Petronius there is no way I'm going to open my veins and since Nero the Christ has been dead for over 1950 years...I better prepare for the Lupercalia & tend to young ephebes, bless their leather gentle whips so they could awaken the caves to prepare them to receive the Dick....can't hardly wait to bless those resurrected JoySticks...lol..Amun-Atun. O Di immortales..

[XXXtASSy007]

@calpurnpiso

Mmm... how about a Pythoness like the Oracle at Delphi instead of "prophet" mon Ami?

Besides the Greek way is funnn too (LOL)

You know You dream of dripping sweet Baklava flesh anyway LOL

[MrElhefeweizen]

Haha. Funny guy.

[kleenex3000]

I LOVE it - added this to my new PlayList!

[MysteriumTheatre]

Magnifique Ceremony ... Ave...

[kleenex3000]

The Atheistic Baptism is a fabulous Spiritual Ritual. I thank you for showing your celebration! Reference and Appreciation towards REALand relevant elements of the life including the clear term-of-reason/origin namely the Penus-Christ is the best manner to connect them people to the real world - rather than to imaginary friends.

[basspig]

One of the most insulting aspects of Chistian religion is Original Sin--the doctrine that all people are born guilty--despite not having developed any thoughts, much less committed any actions yet.

Interesting video, albeit sometimes a bit corny. Interesting too, that the speaker appears to be Filipino, from a nation that is highly steeped in religion. But cream rises to the top in every nation. Kudos to the speaker, for choosing thought over faith.

[calpurnpiso]

@basspig

Thanks for the input. FYI, I have Spanish, Italian, S American, & German genes. Philipinos have Asian & Spanish genes..that's what mixture of genes do to our looks.....

All the best. Calp

[basspig]

@calpurnpiso Amazing! I have so many Filipino friends, that your accent is unmistakably Filipino to my ears. But it appears you and I share common ancestry, for I am of German and Italian descent as well.

Keep up the good work. Thinking is a choice, and you've made the right choice!

[thejonesbunch]

@calpurnipiso, some more ytube to you see and comment on Young Turks about : giant jesus penis enrages churchgoers; other is : why are some christians mad over avatar.

[SirianKings]

What I'm still trying to find out is why planets are still being worshiped by the powers that be?

Are they just a mere representation of something else, or is there something to it?

[calpurnpiso]

@SirianKings

Because over 5,000 yrs ago EVERY GOD & unexplained phenomenon of nature were in the stars. The AIR was the spirit world-soul & explained by the floating gods ( stars ) floating clouds. All the planets, stars etc were given HUMAN FORM, even rivers, emotions etc

The VAST Roman empire organized EVERYTHING creating the religio-Romana of MANY GODS ( this gave it TOLERANCE ) which would be adopted along LOCAL traditions ALL over From it would emerge the so called Abrahamic Faiths

[SirianKings]

@calpurnpiso

Even today, almost every major company's logo has some sort of astrological motif, for some unknown reason. I'm not implying that they worship these heavenly objects, but there has to be something to it, for it cannot be coincidence or "just a symbol."

[calpurnpiso]

@SirianKings

Just symbols taken from the Roman State religion. Everything has its root in Roma everything. I can take any modern symbol & trace it to the vast Roman State religion. Even words, like Daemon, Testimony, Genius, Spiritus etc

[calpurnpiso]

@SirianKings

The Roman Senate controlled the RELIGION DOGMA all over the VAST empire & its MANY provinces including Judea-Palestina. JEws is a misnomer. They were simply MERCHANTS of the vast Empire that settled in the province of judea Palestina.The 12 MONTHS were given ROMAN gods names. Janus,Februus,MArs,AprilisVenu­s, JunoHospita,JuliusChrist,Augus­tus SOn of God, SevenMonth, Eight, Nine, ten. Days of week ROMAN GOD-PLANETS. Moon, Mars, Mercury, Jupiter, Venus, Saturn, SUN.

[calpurnpiso]

@SirianKings

Everything in the vast Roman empire was controlled by the SENATE who was composed of PRIESTS. There was no racism or intolerance because of the MANY GODS being worshiped.After Caesar the Christ son of Venus was sacrifice by the SENATE ( the senate was personified as SATAN-LUCIFER who is VENUS ) many SECTS of Caesar emerged over the VAST empire. Caesar became ONE with many GODS including Jupiter-Zeuss

In 325ce Constantine Begun Unification of the MANY sects of Caesar..

[calpurnpiso]

@SirianKings

Constantine made the cult of the Christ-Caesar of the CITY OF ROME, the favorite religion. The universal ( Catholic ) Church of the Christ was born RCC.

He chose to build his basilica on the sacred area where the CRYPT or MAUSOLEUM of the sacred FAMILY of the Son of VenusMaia, Iulius Caesar the Christ was. The area was called the Vatican, the basilica would become St Peters. Hadrian ( ca 120 ce ) would build his own tomb nearby today Castle San Angelo. Jesus WAS Caesar.

[ImperatorAquila]

@SirianKings The planets themselves and the gods they represent are not worshipped anymore, but they're closely connected to Christianity. In Christianity there's the Holy Week. And the days in the Babylonian Week were named after the five known planets, the moon and the sun (= gods). Especially moon and sun (Luna/Selene & Sol/Helios) are quite prominent in Christian iconography. Friday is important as the day of Venus, the crucifixion, the original resurrection etc.

[thone2008]

@SirianKings

Don't confuse Planets with the Greco-Roman Gods,they are named after them, not before, Jupiter is actually a Sun/Phallus God, as is Saturn, nothing to do with the Planets

[Domzdream]

That was as interesting as it was creepy. Thanks Cal, haha.

[spleenblender]

Cal I love you so much, this is great.

[calpurnpiso]

@spleenblender

Thanks friend..I couldn't resist to make a video about this since I video my friend #4 SON Dec last year...

Christophrenics are not the only ones that can act crazy like the men in dresses at the Vatican. I'm also an ordained priest. If I wasn't an honest mentally healthy,aka atheist person, I could make Christophrenic evangelists look like PAUPERS next to me. I'd have the largest mega church ever, my motto would be so many ignorant fool believers in god so little time. lol

[rlwiii]

@calpurnpiso

do tell Cal,

What sort of bizarre circumstances would allow for someone such as yourself to become an ordained priest? Did you decide to give yourself a laugh by playing the most bizarre practical joke on the Mother church herself?

so if you expose the past demons of christianity, does this make you an exorcist?

i swear, you have got to be one of the most interesting people ever.

[calpurnpiso]

@rlwiii

Well, I'm not an ordained priest as per the Church...this would take years of DEEP study of Christ-psychosis fairy tales..no, I simply BOUGHT the priesthood at the Church of Secular Humanism...fast & as meaningful. lol

but since I KNOW a lot about this Psychosis, I can be an ordained priest, rabbi, Iman, shaman, Speaker of Mickey Mouse, & Conspiracy theorist of Mysterious prophecies par excellence

Hey, I like to expose the faith psychosis retards, I KNOW their game of 2+2=5

lol.

[rlwiii]

@calpurnpiso

this is an ironic statement from you.

i, as yourself, have learned far more about the Christian religion studying roman history than i ever did by repeating and replicating the dogma from its actual texts.

so to say that to be a preist would require a deep study of the religion, is a bit like saying that to be a cartoon artist, you have to be spend 2 years as Donald duck!

for priesthood however , you need less DEEP study of doctrine, but more DEEP study into alter boy anatomy!

[calpurnpiso]

@rlwiii

Hmm..exorcist?...interesting..­. you're giving me an idea...LOL. Thanks for the input friend

[ZalaBirdGod]

I have been waiting for you to make another video!

[thejonesbunch]

@calpurniso, do you know something I trully agree with you. In fact, I was talking with my sister today about what is the role of catholic church today. At least in Brasil, catholic church the only meaning is for the several religious holidays, which people can take vacation on these days and the incredible parties that I love when I go there. Besides these things, I can't see the purpose of these religions. Its all theater at best.