Learning How to Speak English with Skwisgaar Skwigelf and Toki Wartooth

[programaster]

"He's slowly learning how to unplays de guitars."

Yup. That's pretty much me.

[1702jrd]

Hahahah!! "so what you wan? A be able to heer tings awoord???!!!!"

[Niftymuse]

The last clip is from my favourite episode--Performanceklok xD

[Dina2662]

LADIES TAMPOONS

[Metlhed420]

"So what do you want? A be able to hear things award?"

[aetherlady]

Who is Wal... Nuts?

[ImperialGuard9001]

You lady Skwisgaar. NO I AM NOT!!!

[LunchBoxsWorld]

@ImperialGuard9001 lol he was talking smack to toki for like 30 seconds and tokie was like you lady skwisgarr ahah, and he just freaks out ahaha!!! 

[amez2221]

lmfao

[Patronaros]

STOPS COPIES ME

[patool1000]

I WANTS TO BES BILL COSBYS

[PricklyPete10]

Dis is dildos

[RockinOmicron]

the homocrove

[themousemaster]

a be able to hears things award XD

[mathewjordan1993]

Who is Wall nuts?

[HammersmashedTaco]

you lady skwisgaar

NO IM NOT!

Food Library.

[13jezzie]

doesn't swisgaar say: ifs yalls knows whats i'ms talkins bouts? cuz i feel like he did please help! :P

[TheMnightmare]

He's slowly learning how to unplay the guitar

I can hear that, the talk back mic is on....

[RalphCQ]

I laughed my ass off when Skiwsgaar called popsicles "popscockles". XD

[XXshirokuroXX]

What just i watched?

[vvAudioJackvv]

@Robbaz

and that's why you're so great.

[Robbaz]

This video is what i learnt my english from.

[christode]

@Robbaz you yenius viking nipple guardian..

[JayLikesRealCoffee]

@Robbaz jesus all those likes in 1 hour

[DrNolastname96]

@Robbaz The Viking god of nipples would is proud.

[mex1jvr]

@Robbaz makes sense!!

[elitebionic]

@Robbaz I actually thought of Skwisgaar when I first heard your voice on your Skyrim vids!

[afareni]

@Robbaz I has also learnt englishes from these video

[Truthiness231]

@Robbaz Corrections: thats "this videos is whats I learnt my english froms". Yous aren'ts gettings all your "esses". =P

[fifthgear93]

@Robbaz

"learned" not "learnt". Also "I" is always written with a capital letter.

[inuygoku]

pickles: lets me knows whens talks backs mic is on'z so'z that mister senstivez doesn't'z go to cry'z babiez houz fourz vacationz.

still the best line

[inuygoku]

thanks to this video I was finally able to master english. "foods libraries" thanks metalocalypse

[necronomiconrecords]

u a lady skwissgar NO IM NOT

[taleofrevenge]

Why do people always post quotes from the videos in the comments section? Anyone who watches the video can hear it for themselves.

[Jcolinsol]

@taleofrevenge

What about the hearing impaired? Ya douchebaeg! I'm sorry about douchebaegs, I got low blood sugar.

[taleofrevenge]

@Jcolinsol lol

[DEATHARMY101]

0:34

[DEATHARMY101]

0:23

[warisanswer]

Thanks to everyone that is typing all these quotes to the video I just saw. You know, because I forgot what they just said and was hoping people typed it all out for me in the comments

[Hahaokman]

Hey Toki, look insides of your basket. Guess what yours in such crappy mood... *points finger* you haves ladies tampons....... unside of it..

[Edna13Darkling]

I love Toki!

"I thinks this is calls a food library..."

"IT'S CALLED A GROCERY STORE YOU DOUCHEBAG!!"

[Hosorrow]

@Edna13Darkling *Says he likes Toki... then quotes only Skwisgaar and Pickles*

[FATALITY07RUS]

Lol. what is "Kizan"?

[hvitekristesdod]

Toki is buying cereal with his own face on the box 0:40 :)

[shmitty5050]

"so go have a conversation with all the ladies and tell them you problem"

"you lady, skwisgaar"

"NO I'M NOT"

haha

[WardahTheBlaqQ]

Hou... hav... hov... hoouverkroooft..

[Officialsearch21]

Damn I was hoping to see "Point the laser at my 2 eye"

[Swookie090]

0:47

Toki: U ladys Skwisgaar

Skwigaar: NO I'M NOT!!!

[Ga2003Le]

.. fooood librariess.

[laurenwantsabagel]

He slips, his hand, and face, sluh Ghoe-ver-croeft.

Oh god.. I love Toki.

[SuperIlluminaughty]

12 people want to go to crysbabies house fors vacation.

[sunslap]

"You're a lady Skwisgarr." "NO IM NOT!"

[InkedNStretched]

Skwisgaar makes mes sos prouds tos bes Swedish.

[NORGESgutten111]

i love my norwegian accent :3

[patool1000]

You're the lady Skwisgaar

NOI'MNOT!

[dead2rites07]

guess what? you are a GMILF. That means your are a grandmother that i would like to(Hatredy plays)

[CaptPhantom]

I love using the "NO I'M NOT!!!!" line whenever I can

[milfshakeeeee]

13 peoples has ladies tampons

[tominator999]

"you lady skwisgaar"

"NO I AM NOT"

[DotsOnALine]

Swedish people, please don’t lose you accents.

[LunchBoxsWorld]

@DotsOnALine why its amazingly awesome and sexy

[SlaytheAngels]

@DotsOnALine I wish we could, the accent is horrible! > <

[BenjaminKuruga]

Heez slowlee lurning how to unplay thee gweehtur

[roxellov]

"so what do you want? A be able to hear things award?" "not really doesn't sound like a great award to be honest"

[Metalwizard92]

Food Library!!!!

[TheDarklordshop]

"He's slowly learning how to unplay the guitar" Hahahahahaha

[Natafett]

'Whats dis place called?' 'Dis is I believes called food libraries'

:D

[StatutoryApeFuckYeah]

Ladies tampewns

[theamvgirlx]

In England it's called a supermarket.... lol XD

[purplewalnut89]

its called a grocery storee douchebaggs lol

[lunerlilly]

haha never gets old to hear any of them speak their minds xD

[FrangiPaint]

Skwisgaar makes me happy to be Swedish... everytime I go shopping I tell people I'm going to the food libary

[Fear52391]

@FrangiPaint lol you deserve a high five for that. ha ha ha ha

[Natafett]

@FrangiPaint LOL

[smiley1612]

FOOOOOD LLIIIIIIIBBRRAAARRIESSSSS

[SevenSwordsExia]

STOPS COPIES ME!!!!!!

[dark1nes09]

@SevenSwordsExia STOP COPIES ME!!!!!!

[bigunf20]

I can't understand anything they're saying. Wait, I just turned on the Transcribed Audio option.

Wtf, these guys aren't funny at all.

[kimico17]

Lol! I feel like telling people "It's called a Grocery Store! You Douche Bags!" When I use to go somewhere with my mum. She would be like...lets go to the food store. And I give her a look like "WTF?!" It's a grocery store, dude!" Haha!

[betterleonkennedy]

''its a grocery store u douch bags''

[westben2000]

i went food shopping with my brother the other day and i threw a thing of tampons in the cart and had that same convo with the voice and everything

it was fucking great

[undertakerfreak1127]

Please post a clip of them saying "Hankborgers."

[vanderToki]

"Learnings how speaks English with Toki and Skwisgaar".

[TheAndrewj96]

"Pickle, please let me know when the talk back mic is on so that Mr. Sensitives don'ts goes to criesbabies' house for vacation."

XD

[vectravl]

IT CALLED A GROCERY STORE YOU DOUCHE PIG!

[dan3nad]

all races on earth should die exept the scandinavian race(=

[link1howl2pendragon3]

12 people want to get their faced smashed by a howvercroft!

[LeviathanLover]

"Ladies tampons"

Are there man tampons? xD

[blackdragonroxy]

I love these two. XD They're hilarious. <3

[sirerie]

food libries take want you want and get the fuck out

[augustusalex]

- I can stills hear you!

- So what you want? A "Be Able to Hear Things" award?

- Not really. Doesn't sounds like a great award to be honest.

[RobotChickenLover11]

Food libraries! Ah, this show is epic xD

[roodhoofd74123]

I just love how dead serious Toki answers: "No not realy. Doesn't sounds like a greats awards to me."

[mundotaku]

English is my second language and one day I asked for the food library for the heck of it.

[Karmoon7]

@mundotaku

It's called a GROCERY STORE you douchebag!

Seriously though:

English is my first language, and I do the same thing!

[Kunzler3]

Ladies tampons? Is there mens tampons too?

[joejoejoejoeish]

@Kunzler3 no

[Kunzler3]

@joejoejoejoeish haha actually there is. its called a 'Manpon' but anyway i thought it was funny cuz Skwisgaar said ladies tampons

[jezmuff]

"This is I believes calleds food libraries"

[FoodandWaterFilms]

I don't know what you guys are talking about, I found this super informational

[DEATHARMY101]

Toki: you lady skwisgaar

Skwisgaar: NO I'S NOT!!!!!!!!!

[420lightmyspliff420]

so what do you want? a "be able to hear things award?"

[Extremepsyco]

"You a lady Skwisgaar"

"NO IM NOT"

you gotta love Metalocalypse

[eddiedelville]

Did any one see the cereal Toki is buying? - 0:42

[PrometheanFlame]

@eddiedelville

Haha, Toki's on the box. Just noticed that. Makes sense since Toki is the kid friendly one, so he'd probably endorse kid's cereal and stuff like that.

[anemokidzac]

@PrometheanFlame Toki o's! Now with -Nathan's Voice- YOUR DEMISE!

[link1howl2pendragon3]

"Who is walnuts?"

[Kingofallfreaks1]

You a lady Skwisgarr. NO I'S NOT!!!

[GuitarFisherman2112]

What I never understood is why toki and swissgar don't talk to each other in norwiegan

[SteelSkin667]

@GuitarFisherman2112 Because Skwisgaar is Swedish, and Toki is Norwegian.

[ConradoThePirate]

FOOD LIBRARIES

[IntensePein]

pickle please let me know when the talkback mic is on so mr sensitive doesnt goes to crys babys house for vacation

I can stills hear u

So what do you want, a be able to hear things award?!

[Haxmanex]

12 people are learning to speak english

[Somethingproductable]

Wol-nuts

[2013bookhead]

Tampoons.

[MissFreakFace]

i wants a bes ables to hears things award

[kameo747]

I speak like Skwisgaar at school xD Even in English class.

[boxerjr713]

You lady skwisgaar... NO I'M NOT!!!

[DearbornsItalian]

hovercraft

[sk84chickz]

Toki is on the cereal box... Nice...

[EliZultch]

I just wanna learn the very begining intro song )(*&^%

[IwubbJoshySteele]

What do you want?! A 'Be Able to Hear Things' award?!

[DEATHARMY101]

Skwisgaar: uhhhh hey toki look inside of your basket, guess what you're in such a crappy mood you have ladies tampons...inside of it and you buy them for yourself, go have a conversation with all the ladies, tell them your problem.

Toki: You lady skwisgaar.

Skwisgaar: NO I'S NOT!!!

[TLK500]

Lol I'm from sweden and I thought Skwisgaar were from..I dunno germany or something,and then when I found out he comes from Sweden I laughed like hell xD Especially when he went back to sweden and ran around with wolves and there were snow everywhere. I think we have too little snow here! Our summers are too long and our winters too short ): Fun to see what people think of our country though xD

[omsnaga]

@TLK500 I knows! I thought so too ^^

Maybe he is from Norrland? ;) Where the wolves run free and everything

[TLK500]

@omsnaga Haha yeah, our little clan of inbred wolves. We really should get some new ones so they stay healthy. It's a great shame if we lose our wolves :(

[omsnaga]

@TLK500 True dat.

But... maybe they starved to death from not getting to eat Swisgaar? :P

Or perhaps it was all the polarbears and walruses we have here who ate them.

[TLK500]

@omsnaga Hahaha xD

[edwin77063]

i want an award ._.

[robgoode039]

"You lady, Skwisgaar"

"NO I'M NOT"

[ezodragon]

That part where Skwisgaar says "NO IM NOT"...

brb loling forevers

[nicholassword]

this is like me and my freind tring to learn spanish(were both white)

[Shadowlit001]

lol Skwissgar trying to teach someone english ^_^;

[Danteskill]

SORREY ABOUT DYOOSH BEYGS... T_T

[SuperJOSHDuper]

Heh, looks insides yer carts, no wonders you's ins a bads moods, yoohs has lady tampons, Hah

[YourJustAwesome]

This I believes called food libraries.

[zombiefan2112]

12 peoples cant speaks propers english

[skywarpforever]

This colabrorations ofs seens is makens mes neads twos gos use the Basthrohmnse

[metallica4ever65]

"Crysbabys lands for vacation." i use that quote now

[Maddolis]

Just noticed that Toki is buying Metal cereal with his face on the box.

That's pretty sweet.

[lolshows101]

@Maddolis And a bag of popscockles.

[chicopapass]

i love how pickles says douchebag

[Gray9010]

"You're a lady, Swisgar." NO I'M NOT

[TsarofWumpica]

Its called a GROCERY Store, you douche bags!!! Sorry about douce bags, I got low blood sugar...

[Shasui17]

Im starting to get a speech impedments



[clairsentient]

"Not really, doesn't sounds like a great award to be honest." Hahahahaha... Toki is so adorable! XD

[Lobodomy69]

AHAHAHHA so that mr sensitives don'ts goes to cry baby's house fors vacation. LMFAO XD

[1ch3atd3ath]

Skwisgaar and Toki are just so.. EPIC.

[JMaSsA11]

@1ch3atd3ath i believe the word is METAL

[JizzForBritain]

Schlockholvercrofte!!!

[TheRicoMeng]

I want a "beings able to hears things" award! lol

[Death66reaper6]

so what do you want? a be able to hear things award?

[chaosd1]

Man, I forgot how deep Toki's voice used to be.

[TheLWRC]

Hoe-vurrr-kroft

[krisaf778]

i need a "to be able to hear things award" because i always hear what im not supposed to. lol

[kernelflack]

"i believs this is called food libraries" genius :')

[MegaMetalhead98]

HOLVERCROFT FTW!

[dginsapphire]

hatredy

[D119heavy]

food libraries FTW

[Yohomaru101]

whats the song on the beginning?

[KINGBakurayoufools]

doomsday discuss director was created yet? O_o.... -captions-

[McJigglefin]

Made me laugh so hard. Thank you for lining these clips up all in one video. :D

[scapeplan2]

Turn on the captions XD

[CheyInsanity]

You should have put in the clip from the fashion episode where they're in the grocery store discussing carbs. Lmao.

[XXGDUBSXX]

You Douchbeeegs

[Hermdo]

whats the song at the beginning?

[elitezombieslayer129]

@Hermdo Hatredy.

I think.