Abortion Is Murder! CD available at amazon.com......written by, Evon Latrail! Also, check out Evon Latrail's book "When Mommy Went To Heaven"....available at amazon.com.
@collegehumor Please stop making half your videos unavailable on mobile devices, your losing viewers and your mobile format website is poorly designed, it loads slowly and is hard to find the you tube videos amongst all the other trash you put there. I've loved collegehumor since the early days but you treat mobile users like crap.
@brandonjenningsbeast Urban Dictionary definition of "Grammar Nazi": Someone who believes it's their duty to attempt to correct any grammar and/or spelling mistakes they observe. Now who's the dumb ass? "Dumbass" isn't a word by the way.
@brandonjenningsbeast Just because it's called being a Grammar Nazi doesn't mean you can only correct grammar mistake. What does your opinion matter anyway? Urban Dictionary really has the final say in this. And Urban Dictionary says "grammar and/or spelling mistake".
@jackflash103 If Urban Dictionary is going to have the final say, let it also be known that a Grammar Nazi is also defined as a "uptight asshole who needs to get a life."
@brandonjenningsbeast First I'd like to say that's not even the top rated definition so, it's number 6. And if you're going to quote something, next time make sure you put the hole thing and make it misleading. The whole things says "While they are often seen as uptight assholes who really need to get a life, it should be noted that they point out simple flaws that often show a lack of intelligence on the part of the person being criticized." So you really just insulted yourself. You fat Jew.
@brandonjenningsbeast Less of a spelling mistake, more or a typo. And sorry for being such a Grammar Nazi, but when you end a sentence with "..." you can't have four dots... It's alright for people to make typing mistakes, but when you do it in a self proclaimed Grammar Nazi statement, you are seen as an uptight asshole.
I love how his British accent disappears after he admits that he can't read.
fdrdevotee 1 week ago
1:18 caught me red handed again you fat jew ROFL
sadkhin 1 week ago
308 people must be jews.
AndyMcCy 1 week ago
Gabrus should join College humor permanently
celticsisthebestteam 1 week ago
Sam has a great reading voice
Custardpictures 1 week ago
Sam should really do audiobooks they would sell like pancakes
Vintexen 1 week ago
@Vintexen
You mean hotcakes, moron.
TheCalamityCain 1 week ago
@TheCalamityCain They're the same thing, moron.
398227007 1 week ago
@398227007 Yeah but that's not the phrase...
TheChodeMuncher 1 week ago
@TheCalamityCain Not that well
Vintexen 1 week ago
He should go see the Cool English Teacher
Skiwiz1 2 weeks ago 3
It's the POV guy!
Battleoner 2 weeks ago
@Battleoner You mean Vinny right?
GenerousJeff 1 week ago
salmon?
whiteplopy 2 weeks ago
Is that Gabrus?
bleah390 2 weeks ago 2
meeee tire tiresome...
Duelistic678Thinker 3 weeks ago
give or take 7 take
mintyfone 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
WHERE THE F IS FLUXEN. WE NEED MORE OF HIM!
generalmetheds 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos 2
@generalmetheds Wow what an astute observation.... you my friend must be a jew.
iamverynicesir 3 weeks ago 4
caught me red handed again you fat jew hahaha
OSSRedemption 1 month ago in playlist CollegeHumor All Nighter 2011
i read along with them
DanGilmrtin 1 month ago
i can sing: HAAAAAAAAAAAA. That shit cracked me the fuck up!
ids5621 1 month ago
camo shorts, awesome
boris377 1 month ago
not funny
micanki 1 month ago
The way he spells his name always cracks me up.
MisterMulluc 1 month ago
that wasnt funny, that was just, uncomfortable......
adarshsly 1 month ago
omg :O when he snapped out with fat jew. :')
TheyCallM3 1 month ago
Its funny how serious Flukeson looks at 0:11
SauceBau5 2 months ago
Why do all of their friends have such Weird Names?
TheSteadydrummer 2 months ago in playlist CollegeHumor All Nighter 2011
Fucking insightful....
HomicidalVocals 2 months ago
he just took vinnie's book?
Flyspit187 2 months ago
You my friend, must be a jew.
dtho100 2 months ago 8
TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD FTW
admn2war 2 months ago
This probably one of my favourite College Humor videos and I just don't know why!
BigPeaUK 3 months ago 10
@BigPeaUK Because it's frickin hilarious!
jackflash103 2 months ago
Sam has a wonderful voice, I'd listen to a storytape read by him anyday!
sirdoodlebug219 3 months ago
A very astute observation, you must be a jew
JordanD925 3 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
bf3 + collegehumor = epic night
6c685 4 months ago
@KewlbeanzIndustry
Caught me red handed again you fat jew
mhscandyman 4 months ago
I can write MY name, look:
: (
Tmangman1 4 months ago
TKAM? what is this, 6th grade?
kholt1776 4 months ago
I feel so bad for him.
purplebela2 4 months ago
Is it just me, or was David's first reaction to seeing a few people sitting around at a table discussing books a teensy bit strong?
TheNickman28 4 months ago 70
@TheNickman28 'What an Astute observation, you sir must be a Jew'
KewlbeanzIndustry 4 months ago 11
@TheNickman28 lol yeah I thought so too
HandsUp12100 1 month ago
@TheNickman28
I believe that was a joke.
TheCalamityCain 1 week ago
@TheNickman28 maybe its the fact that its in the middle of the fucking office.
woahyoyo1 1 week ago
"Caught me red handed again you fat jew," XDDDDD!!
LauritsR 4 months ago
fine! ill read you stupid pieces of shit :P
ChocoCarmelApple 4 months ago
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kellyodis 4 months ago
we need cool english teacher vs. flukeson
moocher2121 4 months ago
omg totaly zoned out with my eyes open. we still respect fluxen right?............
Boost4lifeCP 4 months ago
this was painful
iDunDid 4 months ago
Flukeson reminds me off Jack Black :)
JAYSILB 4 months ago
this is getting TRULY rhombus!
Greenlightgo31 4 months ago 3
I expect Flukeson will be off to another Pajama party.
stickmantribe 5 months ago
@jacoby1682 i have more likes so i win haha XD
luktheduk68 5 months ago
Adult illiteracy is a true tragedy... But can we please get back to "bird flying away from tree in the middle of the night moon"?!
captainautobots 5 months ago in playlist Hardly Working
HAHA "8 months give or take, 7 take"
Ryalnotch 5 months ago
haha one of the best best hardly working videos
skaternoa26 5 months ago
Truely rhombus.
GMFreaq 5 months ago 107
@GMFreaq Truly*
tooty313 2 months ago in playlist CollegeHumor All Nighter 2011
@tooty313 Yeah, my bad.
GMFreaq 2 months ago
To kill a mocking bird, ROFL
TheCasinoMadrid 5 months ago
lmao there reading "To kill a mocking bird" I read it last year
jensreyes66 5 months ago
@jensreyes66 yea, "there" are
TheHolyphantom 1 month ago
@TheHolyphantom didn't know I had to be so literal on youtube... and its "they"
jensreyes66 1 month ago
@jensreyes66 partly right, it's "they're" actually. :P
TheHolyphantom 1 month ago
@TheHolyphantom you idiot thats the same thing, maybe you should correct yourself instead of worrying about others.
jensreyes66 1 month ago
You fat jew
MrAmersfoort13 5 months ago 4
i love this fatass
weponr1 5 months ago
None of your videos are available on mobile anymore
jodabe3 5 months ago
...How does he select the books if he can't read? D:
Renegade917 5 months ago
@Renegade917 you fucking idiot.
gogoutube 5 months ago
@gogoutube You Retarded Troll
hotwheel360 5 months ago
@hotwheel360 dumbass.
gogoutube 5 months ago
@gogoutube How uncalled for D:
Renegade917 5 months ago
Omg i fucking love the "oh fine ill read you pieces of S***T" and the "Jesus F**king Christ"
Menosfisher2 5 months ago in playlist Menosfisher2's Favorited Videos
I love that they're reading a book for middle schoolers anyway...
chaos101girl 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
please make another episode with flukes.
thumb this up so everyone can see.
juliuskull 5 months ago
Ok, seriously, this is the last one.
skillcapeemoteplz 5 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
Vinnie. I love your laugh. 1:28 <3
Gweemy1 5 months ago
"This is getting truly rhombus at this point!" -best line ever
kristee96 5 months ago 6
THIS IS TRULY RHOMBUS
TehImperialZ 5 months ago 3
Poor guy just wanted to start a book club when the fat jew came around and jacked with the rhombus, shame shame
lvl5magikarp123 5 months ago
isin't that joey two toes or some shit
sheckler489 5 months ago
oooooooooooooooh I get it he was a grammer Nazi.. That took me longer then I care to admit.
KiwiForce123 5 months ago
sooooooooooooooooo funny! fluxen is awesome
generalmetheds 5 months ago
w8.... is he written Fluxen, Fluckson, Flukson or Flucson?
funncubesde 5 months ago
@funncubesde Fluxen
polamaluboi 5 months ago
@polamaluboi ok.... thx :)
funncubesde 5 months ago
hell yea more flukeson plz =D
TheHolyphantom 6 months ago
PLEASE MORE FLUKESON!
pezzamaman 6 months ago 4
I've got a feeling Flukeson is going to start a singing- or dancing club now...
Mulrich14 6 months ago 75
that was kinda sad :/
Acrylicnailzrd0p3 6 months ago
fine! ill read! you pieces of shit
888FISH888 6 months ago in playlist 888FISH888's Favorited Videos
It is truly rhombus that a man who wears glasses can not read, truly rhombus indeed!!!!
Gallo1307 6 months ago 2
something tells me we haven't seen the last of fluxen...
mrfrelancekiller 6 months ago
How can he select the books but not being able to know the name of the books?
Matheus222 6 months ago
@Matheus222 enie meenie mine mo??
monkscrat 6 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
lol dan
ydneah13 6 months ago
lol gotto love how only the jew quotes are top rated
OldSkoolStudio 6 months ago in playlist Video's die door OldSkoolStudio aan de favorieten zijn toegevoegd
OMG i just read that this year! blues aint no mockingbird
hunzpplworld 6 months ago
OMG i just read that this year! blues aint nomockingbird
hunzpplworld 6 months ago
blackbird? lol SR-71
WhiteboyFTW7thst 6 months ago
RHOMBUS OF LITERATURE
thepersian001 6 months ago
i found it truley rhombus that he's wearing camo shorts
mrfrelancekiller 6 months ago
iiiiiiiiiiiiii cant sing either
KiiDSLiMM 6 months ago
hey. im jewish.
EpicHobos 6 months ago
Caught me red-handed again you fat jew!
ijakcars 6 months ago
I like how the two top comments quite appropriately contain spelling errors ;)
droxursox319 6 months ago 3
haha omg at the end the guy that passed out wit his eyes open.. i always do that
awesomeness4118 6 months ago
@collegehumor Please stop making half your videos unavailable on mobile devices, your losing viewers and your mobile format website is poorly designed, it loads slowly and is hard to find the you tube videos amongst all the other trash you put there. I've loved collegehumor since the early days but you treat mobile users like crap.
GeneralSmanTheBest 6 months ago
@GeneralSmanTheBest It's too bad nobody cares. The internet is made for computers, not your crappy devices.
KageKiller245 6 months ago
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If you would like to laugh type in: nutty cooking peter part1
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lmatera28 6 months ago
ahh !! fine you pieces of Shit looooool
Menosfisher2 6 months ago in playlist Menosfisher2's Favorited Videos
That book club guy is just an illiterate version of Amir...
Xemnasty 6 months ago 3
"For SOME Reason..........................."
BASSFACE25 6 months ago
@MaxDynospeed1 I'd rather be a nerd than be illiterate...
jackflash103 6 months ago
@jackflash103 Owned. lol
brandonjenningsbeast 6 months ago
holy shit tobuscus was in the ad
linkguy30 6 months ago
O_O :D hi World :D
xcarolinax14 6 months ago
...
Fuck You.
you1w 6 months ago
this skit is really awesome. collegehumor really outdid themselves
TheoneandonlyGTA 6 months ago 4
300 people are illiterate
SlapChopDj 6 months ago
lmao i love dan!!!!!
LoveThemMusic 6 months ago
Flugson: Listen up Bub, Ive been running this book club since before you were breathing so Id come down with the accusations!
Other guy: How long have u been running this for?
Flugson: 8 months give or take 7......take.
LOLOLOL
Heinz620 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
loved it. Subbed. Nice job, #UN#!
CommuterCollegeHumor 6 months ago
i have that phone! :)
882825 6 months ago
"You my friend must be a jew" I almost died laughing
MrJtb17 6 months ago
It's a wonder how Flukeson has survived this long.
liltiger3 6 months ago
Isn't there a saying that the only people you can safely make fun of on the internet are the illiterate? ;)
bluetigerltd 6 months ago
FUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOU FOOT LOCKEEEEEEER
dezmilad 6 months ago
he slightly reminds me of Colin Firth
hermanoguzman 6 months ago
3:09 David laughs
93sk8rguy 6 months ago
Flughson or Flukeson? Anyways i want him in more videos!!!
TheHockeyTank 6 months ago
Caught me agin you fat jew!
esa414 6 months ago 86
@esa414 not enough words and incorrect spelling. How the fuck did you get thumbs up?
tigermantigerman1 6 months ago
Whats with college humor and catcher in the rye. Are they sponsored by them
A1eXIzNotPr0 6 months ago
@A1eXIzNotPr0 that book was to kill a mockingbird
cupcakeemily3 6 months ago 3
@cupcakeemily3 thats what i mean to say. my bad
A1eXIzNotPr0 6 months ago
@cupcakeemily3 Lmao that was my first thought on the book acualy, the "bird" gave it away lol.
Dragonk116 6 months ago
hahahaha, oh Dan.
Archangel3583 6 months ago
We still respect Flukeson right?
LOL
liltiger3 6 months ago 2
that fat guy looks like peter griffin
3286headshot 6 months ago
boner alert
XxvMVPvxX 6 months ago
Why can't I play some of their video's on my iPad
Kilroym42 6 months ago
flugson reminds me of eric cartman
Azim996 6 months ago
When I had the book all I really absorbed was bird flying into a tree that stopped time.
ElttabCleon 6 months ago
Sam's got such a soothing voice...
dacoolray 6 months ago
more fluxen.
myrealnameislevi 6 months ago 38
OOH! caught me red handed you fat jew!
TheMaskedhamster 6 months ago 3
Does anyone wanna teach me how to pass out with my eyes open?!
Chica831657 6 months ago
"The f*ck is going on here?!"
BAHAHAHAHA Why do I laugh so hard at that EVERY time?! Hahahahahaha
trivium666fan 6 months ago
it's RJ burgers sidekick
hallokity123 6 months ago
david is married?
Gacamo14 6 months ago
@GHORP500 amir has a beard too
Gacamo14 6 months ago
flukeson is the most boss name ever
bahamuttamer597 6 months ago 2
YOu fat jew...
Glaurung211 6 months ago
@idoscreamforicecream what an astoute observation, you my friend must be a jew
Gallo1307 6 months ago 87
@Gallo1307 astute* Sorry, grammar Nazi.
jackflash103 6 months ago
@jackflash103 that's not grammar dumbass.
brandonjenningsbeast 6 months ago
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jackflash103 6 months ago
@brandonjenningsbeast Urban Dictionary definition of "Grammar Nazi": Someone who believes it's their duty to attempt to correct any grammar and/or spelling mistakes they observe. Now who's the dumb ass? "Dumbass" isn't a word by the way.
jackflash103 6 months ago 13
@jackflash103 Who cares about urban Dictionary? The thing is it's GRAMMAR Nazi. Not grammar/spelling Nazi.
brandonjenningsbeast 6 months ago
@brandonjenningsbeast Don't even try to argue this anymore. You're wrong. You didn't know what a Grammar Nazi was before, now you do.
jackflash103 6 months ago
@jackflash103 GRAMMAR. That's all I have to say.
brandonjenningsbeast 6 months ago
@brandonjenningsbeast That was a useless thing to say.
jackflash103 6 months ago
@jackflash103 Not really...I'm just attempting to further reinforce my point that it's Grammar Nazi. Not Grammar/Spelling Nazi.
brandonjenningsbeast 6 months ago
@brandonjenningsbeast Just because it's called being a Grammar Nazi doesn't mean you can only correct grammar mistake. What does your opinion matter anyway? Urban Dictionary really has the final say in this. And Urban Dictionary says "grammar and/or spelling mistake".
jackflash103 6 months ago
@jackflash103 If Urban Dictionary is going to have the final say, let it also be known that a Grammar Nazi is also defined as a "uptight asshole who needs to get a life."
brandonjenningsbeast 6 months ago
@brandonjenningsbeast First I'd like to say that's not even the top rated definition so, it's number 6. And if you're going to quote something, next time make sure you put the hole thing and make it misleading. The whole things says "While they are often seen as uptight assholes who really need to get a life, it should be noted that they point out simple flaws that often show a lack of intelligence on the part of the person being criticized." So you really just insulted yourself. You fat Jew.
jackflash103 6 months ago
@jackflash103 Sorry for being a Grammar Nazi but.....*Whole. Fat Jew.
brandonjenningsbeast 6 months ago
@brandonjenningsbeast Less of a spelling mistake, more or a typo. And sorry for being such a Grammar Nazi, but when you end a sentence with "..." you can't have four dots... It's alright for people to make typing mistakes, but when you do it in a self proclaimed Grammar Nazi statement, you are seen as an uptight asshole.
jackflash103 6 months ago
C