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  • I love how his British accent disappears after he admits that he can't read.

  • 1:18 caught me red handed again you fat jew ROFL

  • 308 people must be jews.

  • Gabrus should join College humor permanently

  • Sam has a great reading voice

  • Sam should really do audiobooks they would sell like pancakes

  • @Vintexen

    You mean hotcakes, moron.

  • @TheCalamityCain They're the same thing, moron.

  • @398227007 Yeah but that's not the phrase...

  • @TheCalamityCain Not that well

  • He should go see the Cool English Teacher

  • It's the POV guy!

  • @Battleoner You mean Vinny right?

  • salmon?

  • Is that Gabrus?

  • meeee tire tiresome... 

  • give or take 7 take

  • WHERE THE F IS FLUXEN. WE NEED MORE OF HIM!

  • @generalmetheds Wow what an astute observation.... you my friend must be a jew.

  • caught me red handed again you fat jew hahaha

  • i read along with them

  • i can sing: HAAAAAAAAAAAA. That shit cracked me the fuck up!

  • camo shorts, awesome

  • not funny

  • The way he spells his name always cracks me up.

  • that wasnt funny, that was just, uncomfortable......

  • omg :O when he snapped out with fat jew. :')

  • Its funny how serious Flukeson looks at 0:11

  • Why do all of their friends have such Weird Names?

  • Fucking insightful....

  • he just took vinnie's book?

  • You my friend, must be a jew.

  • TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD FTW

  • This probably one of my favourite College Humor videos and I just don't know why!

  • @BigPeaUK Because it's frickin hilarious!

  • Sam has a wonderful voice, I'd listen to a storytape read by him anyday!

  • A very astute observation, you must be a jew

  • bf3 + collegehumor = epic night

  • @KewlbeanzIndustry

    Caught me red handed again you fat jew

  • I can write MY name, look:

    : (

  • TKAM? what is this, 6th grade?

  • I feel so bad for him.

  • Is it just me, or was David's first reaction to seeing a few people sitting around at a table discussing books a teensy bit strong?

  • @TheNickman28 'What an Astute observation, you sir must be a Jew'

  • @TheNickman28 lol yeah I thought so too

  • @TheNickman28

    I believe that was a joke.

  • @TheNickman28 maybe its the fact that its in the middle of the fucking office.

  • "Caught me red handed again you fat jew," XDDDDD!!

  • fine! ill read you stupid pieces of shit :P

  • we need cool english teacher vs. flukeson

  • omg totaly zoned out with my eyes open. we still respect fluxen right?............

  • this was painful

  • Flukeson reminds me off Jack Black :)

  • this is getting TRULY rhombus!

  • I expect Flukeson will be off to another Pajama party.

  • @jacoby1682 i have more likes so i win haha XD

  • Adult illiteracy is a true tragedy... But can we please get back to "bird flying away from tree in the middle of the night moon"?!

  • HAHA "8 months give or take, 7 take"

  • haha one of the best best hardly working videos

  • Truely rhombus.

  • @GMFreaq Truly*

  • @tooty313 Yeah, my bad.

  • To kill a mocking bird, ROFL

  • lmao there reading "To kill a mocking bird" I read it last year

    

  • @jensreyes66 yea, "there" are

  • @TheHolyphantom didn't know I had to be so literal on youtube... and its "they" 

  • @jensreyes66 partly right, it's "they're" actually. :P

  • @TheHolyphantom you idiot thats the same thing, maybe you should correct yourself instead of worrying about others.

  • You fat jew

  • i love this fatass

  • None of your videos are available on mobile anymore

  • ...How does he select the books if he can't read? D:

  • @Renegade917 you fucking idiot.

  • @gogoutube You Retarded Troll

  • @hotwheel360 dumbass.

  • @gogoutube How uncalled for D:

    

  • Omg i fucking love the "oh fine ill read you pieces of S***T" and the "Jesus F**king Christ"

  • I love that they're reading a book for middle schoolers anyway...

  • Ok, seriously, this is the last one.

  • Vinnie. I love your laugh. 1:28 <3

  • "This is getting truly rhombus at this point!" -best line ever

  • THIS IS TRULY RHOMBUS

  • Poor guy just wanted to start a book club when the fat jew came around and jacked with the rhombus, shame shame

  • isin't that joey two toes or some shit

  • oooooooooooooooh I get it he was a grammer Nazi.. That took me longer then I care to admit.

  • sooooooooooooooooo funny! fluxen is awesome

  • w8.... is he written Fluxen, Fluckson, Flukson or Flucson?

  • @funncubesde Fluxen

  • @polamaluboi ok.... thx :)

  • hell yea more flukeson plz =D

  • PLEASE MORE FLUKESON!

  • I've got a feeling Flukeson is going to start a singing- or dancing club now...

  • that was kinda sad :/

  • fine! ill read! you pieces of shit

  • It is truly rhombus that a man who wears glasses can not read, truly rhombus indeed!!!!

  • something tells me we haven't seen the last of fluxen...

  • How can he select the books but not being able to know the name of the books?

  • @Matheus222 enie meenie mine mo??

  • lol dan

  • lol gotto love how only the jew quotes are top rated

  • OMG i just read that this year! blues aint no mockingbird

  • OMG i just read that this year! blues aint nomockingbird

  • blackbird? lol SR-71

  • RHOMBUS OF LITERATURE

  • i found it truley rhombus that he's wearing camo shorts

  • iiiiiiiiiiiiii cant sing either

  • hey. im jewish.

  • Caught me red-handed again you fat jew!

  • I like how the two top comments quite appropriately contain spelling errors ;)

  • haha omg at the end the guy that passed out wit his eyes open.. i always do that

  • @collegehumor Please stop making half your videos unavailable on mobile devices, your losing viewers and your mobile format website is poorly designed, it loads slowly and is hard to find the you tube videos amongst all the other trash you put there. I've loved collegehumor since the early days but you treat mobile users like crap.

  • @GeneralSmanTheBest It's too bad nobody cares. The internet is made for computers, not your crappy devices.

  • ahh !! fine you pieces of Shit looooool

  • That book club guy is just an illiterate version of Amir...

  • "For SOME Reason........................­..."

  • @MaxDynospeed1 I'd rather be a nerd than be illiterate...

  • @jackflash103 Owned. lol

  • holy shit tobuscus was in the ad

  • O_O :D hi World :D

  • ...

    Fuck You.

  • this skit is really awesome. collegehumor really outdid themselves

  • 300 people are illiterate

  • lmao i love dan!!!!!

  • Flugson: Listen up Bub, Ive been running this book club since before you were breathing so Id come down with the accusations!

    Other guy: How long have u been running this for?

    Flugson: 8 months give or take 7......take.

    LOLOLOL

  • i have that phone! :)

  • "You my friend must be a jew" I almost died laughing

  • It's a wonder how Flukeson has survived this long.

  • Isn't there a saying that the only people you can safely make fun of on the internet are the illiterate? ;)

  • FUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOU FOOT LOCKEEEEEEER

  • he slightly reminds me of Colin Firth

  • 3:09 David laughs

  • Flughson or Flukeson? Anyways i want him in more videos!!!

  • Caught me agin you fat jew!

  • @esa414 not enough words and incorrect spelling. How the fuck did you get thumbs up?

  • Whats with college humor and catcher in the rye. Are they sponsored by them

  • @A1eXIzNotPr0 that book was to kill a mockingbird

  • @cupcakeemily3 thats what i mean to say. my bad

  • @cupcakeemily3 Lmao that was my first thought on the book acualy, the "bird" gave it away lol.

  • hahahaha, oh Dan.

  • We still respect Flukeson right?

    LOL

  • that fat guy looks like peter griffin

  • boner alert

  • Why can't I play some of their video's on my iPad

  • flugson reminds me of eric cartman

  • When I had the book all I really absorbed was bird flying into a tree that stopped time.

  • Sam's got such a soothing voice...

  • more fluxen.

  • OOH! caught me red handed you fat jew!

  • Does anyone wanna teach me how to pass out with my eyes open?!

  • "The f*ck is going on here?!"

    BAHAHAHAHA Why do I laugh so hard at that EVERY time?! Hahahahahaha

  • it's RJ burgers sidekick

  • david is married?

  • @GHORP500 amir has a beard too

  • flukeson is the most boss name ever

  • YOu fat jew...

    

  • @idoscreamforicecream what an astoute observation, you my friend must be a jew

  • @Gallo1307 astute* Sorry, grammar Nazi.

  • @jackflash103 that's not grammar dumbass.

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  • @brandonjenningsbeast Urban Dictionary definition of "Grammar Nazi": Someone who believes it's their duty to attempt to correct any grammar and/or spelling mistakes they observe. Now who's the dumb ass? "Dumbass" isn't a word by the way.

  • @jackflash103 Who cares about urban Dictionary? The thing is it's GRAMMAR Nazi. Not grammar/spelling Nazi.

  • @brandonjenningsbeast Don't even try to argue this anymore. You're wrong. You didn't know what a Grammar Nazi was before, now you do.

  • @jackflash103 GRAMMAR. That's all I have to say.

  • @brandonjenningsbeast That was a useless thing to say.

  • @jackflash103 Not really...I'm just attempting to further reinforce my point that it's Grammar Nazi. Not Grammar/Spelling Nazi.

  • @brandonjenningsbeast Just because it's called being a Grammar Nazi doesn't mean you can only correct grammar mistake. What does your opinion matter anyway? Urban Dictionary really has the final say in this. And Urban Dictionary says "grammar and/or spelling mistake".

  • @jackflash103 If Urban Dictionary is going to have the final say, let it also be known that a Grammar Nazi is also defined as a "uptight asshole who needs to get a life."

  • @brandonjenningsbeast First I'd like to say that's not even the top rated definition so, it's number 6. And if you're going to quote something, next time make sure you put the hole thing and make it misleading. The whole things says "While they are often seen as uptight assholes who really need to get a life, it should be noted that they point out simple flaws that often show a lack of intelligence on the part of the person being criticized." So you really just insulted yourself. You fat Jew.

  • @jackflash103 Sorry for being a Grammar Nazi but.....*Whole.  Fat Jew.

  • @brandonjenningsbeast Less of a spelling mistake, more or a typo. And sorry for being such a Grammar Nazi, but when you end a sentence with "..." you can't have four dots... It's alright for people to make typing mistakes, but when you do it in a self proclaimed Grammar Nazi statement, you are seen as an uptight asshole.

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