Learning to Float

[mrzsexyred]

he crazy nd fake cant nobody do dat

[mrzsexyred]

dis iz so stupid only way u can ddo iz by gettin high

[KaitoKlD1412]

Oh my god! Who can shoot that bird flying around my office???

[MEGApieceOFshit]

Fake and gay

[AssyrianSoldier1933]

ummm you know people some times do something dumb because they are bored and the dumb thing i did is clicking on this video.

[monster3386]

WTF THAT WAS A WAIST MY LIFE

[dontcryoverspiltmilk]

IT SAYS ITS A GREEN SCREEN VIDEO IN THE DESCRIPTION

[firstmanish]

green screen bitch

[eenayeah]

LOL

[WackyHaters357]

idiot !

[ashinomorikirim]

JAJAJA ESTA CHIDO ME RECORDO A UN SUEÑO QUE TUVE, DESPERTE MI CONCIENCIA POR UNOS INSTANTES Y PUDE VOLAR CON MI EIDOLÓN

[MrBuzzkillz]

what the heck? how is that possible to float? ur magical.

[alieninventions]

You need to adjust your brightness/contrast on the foreground video to make it seem as if your going in and out of the direct lighting. It will look better.

[jadeeblaze]

WAT DA HELL!....UR JUST A CUTE STUPID LITTLE ASS......GO PLAY WITH YOUR DICK DUDE!

[waxyweller]

Fuck U Raccoon face motherfucker !!!

[maco1504]

wtf,he was just like swimming at the air.haha

[HMONG7910]

wow how u do dat..i wana learn

[Gagan221991]

nigger

[tobby2468]

you have used green or blue screen for do that clip

[diamondjim39]

@tobby2468 The screen's color doesn't really matter, as long as it doesn't clash with the color of the subject's clothes, or skin/hair. In this instance, one wouldn't use Yellow Screen (because of the shirt), or Red/Pink Screen because of the skin. A Purple Screen, Blue Screen or Green Screen would all have worked.

[eyewoo]

great attempt... One serious problem is the color temperature of the light is way different between the floater and the background

[diamondjim39]

@eyewoo You know, this video was just playing-around, BUT, if I were to make a serious version of this, it would be longer, and "color-matched" between subject and background. I also want to add a parachute release, but that will be complicated.

[ToriLolz2Kute]

DUMMIES ITS FAKE!!!!!!!

[UnrivaledShogun]

Thats the proper way to float

[Ludomann]

no shit people!! this is real ;D

[TheJacobOnAfrica]

it is a photomontage

[tybisha]

wooow..this shit is sooo fuckin fake like foreal...

[0955interactive]

u really that childish? o.0

[iluvgaga22]

FAKE AND GAY

[diamondjim39]

@iluvgaga22 Real, and 100%, all 'Merican hetero.

[thenedger]

haha this is weird but entertaining! x

[lovinustinks588]

hahaha green screen.. XD

[lecrale]

he's lookin for his remote.. XD ahahah

[Bahmut2]

Im going to guess theres a green screen behind you, your maybe layed on a table, moving ur arms and looking about, then simply mask out the table and turn the green screen into the hallways via computer.

[seo4044]

What are you looking for?

XD

[Superdramaqueens]

rofl

[probleme3]

Lol i can do the same when i´m high :O

[Buffskater46]

dude...don wipe ur nose! c'mon!! lol

[diamondjim39]

@Buffskater46 Sorry, I could have edited that, but people wipe their noses, no, no, its true. I'm sure the prez-O-dent wipes his nose. The Pope too. Rumor has it that you have as well.

Its alright, I won't tell nobody.

[ichbinsicherschon18]

Peter Pan = D

[jammie00123456789872]

omg your float teach me

FAIL

[diamondjim39]

@jammie00123456789872 Keep on trying, you're bound to succeed sooner or later.

[jammie00123456789872]

@diamondjim39 lol

[mstewey]

man this is awsome. i used to dream about doing that

[diamondjim39]

@mstewey Yeah, i love those types of dreams too; they were always so surreal and euphoric! I'm sure that was the inspiration for this clip. Filming it was kind of painful though! The wire harness really dug deep into my shoulders & hips.

Thx! DJ39

[idog2rs]

show me someone wearing a green shirt doing that to impress me

[diamondjim39]

@idog2rs "Green screen" is kind of a cath-all phrase: the screen doesn't need to be green (necessarily). In fact, the "Green Screen" I used for this clip was actually blue!!

DJ39

[stajv]

you're looking like georgo of the jungle haha

[diamondjim39]

@stajv  Uh, thanks, (I guess!)

[mosesnavidad136]

thats green screen i know it

[L0oO0oOL56]

how u do that ^^

[kingRames11]

Green screen, i want to do that!

[MockEmpire]

my god your kung fu is incredible man

[diamondjim39]

@MockEmpire  Xie-xie! Tan-Lan Chuan!

DJ39!

[Resolvetheory]

The joke is on the people getting mad that people are saying it's fake.

OF COURSE it's fake they're just screwing with you and you were dumb enough to believe them.

[artillero619]

esta bien que estes "volando" pero por que no cambias esa cara de estupido?!!!

[diamondjim39]

Muchas gracias! No espero mucho de la descendencia de un sapo y un perro callejero. Volver a tus padres sótano ahora.

DJ39

[Appel97]

haha

its fake

[zaibybaby]

ur funny

[nofuchu]

so finally..and still..

how do you float??

[diamondjim39]

Its all "green screen." Figuring-out how to do it is half the fun (of learning). If you use Fotoshop, you should be familiar with LAYERS. Same-same with video--think in L A Y E R S!! If I just told you how I did it, it would not be as fun as if you figured it out yourself.

DJ39

[JSmithSr]

all those people who just called this video a fake..... your fucking idiots of course its a fake how the fuck do you think hes floating? special effects go back to high school you idiots.

[NorthernLightsBuD]

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[muchalova]

all of you are fucking morons. look at his hair!

how is it not moving if he's under water???

he's on a platform!!! damn there are just so many stupid people in the world!!!!

[arek13295]

that looks like swimming under water but edited background

[souljaboy513]

no shit

[Foxhound1112]

looks to fake the background is moving to much compared to the foreground

[diamondjim39]

Of the MANY errors with this video, that is one of the bigger ones.

I need better control & stability of the tracking rail.

DJ39

[andywyt1]

thatss hevy fak

[cskproduction]

that was cool, how do u do it?

[sonikage]

lie down and use your imagination.

:P

[diamondjim39]

see NOFUCHU's comments !!

[CALL666SEEWHATHAPENS]

i no how to float now!!!!go to my page and click on how to float

[skaterof09]

This video is a dumbasses creation...Douchebag

[diamondjim39]

@skaterof09 How long 'til your parents kick you out of the basement??

[Digiz12]

why was your body flat faker compound word GREENSCREEN

[batvon39]

no duh

[MithraMusic]

You know, it says that in the video description.

[diamondjim39]

@MithraMusic Yeah, if people bothered to read the description, they'd see that no one's try to pull the wool, just playing 'round wif dem effects mang!

[DumbMonkey543]

lol

[hotmuffin13prod]

SO FUNNY!

[funnyman1143]

one easy compound word

GREENSCREEN

[smatties]

u are an ass hole coolguy

[Azizinum]

lmao drama sh!t

[amberhines]

FUCK DIS SHIT

[diamondjim39]

@amberhines Wonderful 'tude you have there..., what 'ya doin wif yerself these days?

[TheSkully]

@diamondjim39 He's obviously fucking dis shit. ;)

[sempsuno]

she wanted to see a video with REAL floating dude @diamondjim39

[rituapatel1]

@diamondjim39 amberhines is rite...this is SHIT....

[Ubojica6661]

@amberhines Dis = This

You must say: "Fuck THIS shit"

[icygal101]

lets see you do that outside without your greenscreen i bet it will be funnier XD

[diamondjim39]

@icygal101 I might just try that in my next video--thanks for the suggestion!

[03egreatrex]

go fuck you self

[saintdefire87]

hahaha a green wall? with a back ground perhaps?

[jerryrune4]

lol

[JYJ54]

fuck you

[mysisterules]

cool!

[ty91191]

wow nice screen and photoshop you suck balls

[shilo457]

lol nice video 5 stars

[Werebudgie]

Wow thats beautiful....

[XoXWhitZXoX]

Dumb

[amberhines]

I KNOW

[PatrickLee39]

Incredible! If you had better equipment, higher resolution camera, this would be an awesome video. Maybe its just the "YouTube Process" that makes it seem lower resolution and monophonic. Claudia, I think "RETARED" means "AWESOME." Its some sort of Pidgeon English--common to the Carribean.

[diamondjim39]

Yeah Patrick, it is the You Tube process. All the videos at my website: ( byrdcreative com ) are of higher resolution AND have stereophonic sound. You Tube needs to compromise for the sheer volume of videos they have, so yes, its quality is diminished somewhat.

[ClaudiaDevestare]

I've not been able to find the word "retared" in any dictionary--it either ain't a word, or MoneyMoney has spelling problms. (problems was intentionally mis-spelled to further illustrate, or draw attention to the necessity for proper spelling and grammer. Note: Grammar was intentially mis-spelled to draw further attention to the issue of proper smelling.

[ClaudiaDevestare]

Your other videos show the many different special effects that you are trying to master--good work--keep it up!

[diamondjim39]

Grazie Claudia, siete una ragazza molto gentile e bella! Avere una vita meravigliosa!

[M0neyMoney]

retared

[diamondjim39]

Retared, indeed!

[antonioludovico]

i once had a dream like that ,,,,,, jaja

[diamondjim39]

Yeah, one could integrate this effect into all sorts of situations. Floating into a sexy chick's bedroom, floating above a war zone, floating in a space station, etc....

[MikhailPtitsov]

You should lenghhen vidoe and add more manoevers. Nice though!

[diamondjim39]

Eta nje plokhaja idija Mikhail, mozhet byt ja budu zdat video bolshe davno. Spasibo dlja tvoja pomoch!