Duck! The Carbine High Massacre DVD Trailer

[drkinferno72]

better than elephant

[Chapter1Tormented]

This isn't even B movie quality. You suck.

[MrThoughtsfortoday]

i bet if i had a loved one who was dead, i would not like this movie trailer, but as it stands, i am probably going to buy this on dvd

[mrMyers22]

Ok, im not gonna go all "oh, this is messed up bc its poking fun at columbine" (which IS wrong) but id nvr watch this, it looks like shit, it looks WORSE than a low budget film, it looks like I filmed it in my backyard, enjoy your poorly made, boring, and lame movie losers

[littlenascarman]

FUCK U PEOPLE WHO THAT MOVIE IS AWESOME THAT WAS VERY SERIOUS. IT WAS NOT A JOKE. THERE WAS 17 PEOPLE KILLED THAT DAY. MAKEING FUN OF HORORABLE THINGS IS NOT FUNNY.

[Eviltroika]

Still one of the best ones (when you think how little money they spent to this). Actually I liked this movie very much, even when it's not serious one like Elephant, Zero day or Klass (or as they called it, The Class).

[bubbles51096]

what a stupid movie and my making it a funny movie when these events do happenen it just sick 

[EV1LMAN1337]

AWESOME 2 THE MAX

[SARDU1976]

What I didn't like about this movie, besides the wretched special effects, was the fact that they portrayed the gunmen as if they were indeed social outcasts when in fact they were both very straight-laced, had many friends including athletes and had valedictorian/salutatorian-wor­thy grades. Nor did they wear all black and dress goth. There parents were always there for them and looked after them whenever they could. It's not their fault their children had extremely warped minds.

[hipsterteeth]

It's actually a good comedy, the low budget and one liners really enchnce it's charm, people nee to stop being so uptight about shit and laugh once in a while, it's just a joke.

[thebearsareafterme]

Am I the only one who thought this trailer was awesome?

[brickey2]

@Anonattackonsight Well then srry...

[brickey2]

What the hell? That's all I can say making fun of a horrible thing is really really not cool

[teipoi]

Based on the trailer, this looks pretty funny parody. Parody of many things, people who adores school shooters and school shootings, parody of the fucked up media, who doesn't give a shit about the victims, shooters nor violence. I don't believe there is a subject which you can't make fun of.

[monkeybizwak]

this looks soooo shit

[BryceD546]

I thought i would give this movie a chance knowing im usually all for comedy having no boundaries and such, but this, just from the trailer, looks very disgusting,sad, and not funny at all. that someone would make a movie like this, and distribute it, is just total lack of morals

Also i didnt know they had windows movie maker back then

:D

[Cyantist2]

The worst fucking film I've ever seen and not just because its about Columbine. So low budget, everything looks shitty. Piss poor acting, shit storyline etc. Makes the 70's B-Films looks good.

[coisinhasbanais]

Calling this "black comedy" is an offense to this kind of art, regardless of it being based on a true story or not. This looks shit anyway.

[MrLolman345]

stop making this sht

[SplatterMeBloodRed]

This is a fun movie people, c'mon! Why so many dislikes???

[HypocriteSkeleton3]

Since when did High Schools have playgrounds? lol

[DxExDxIxCxAxTxE]

Zero Day is THE BEST! They even show you how to make Pipe Bombs and Tips on how to stay Secret... Lol. And It's Super realistic!

[JudasGermanottaVEVO]

@DxExDxIxCxAxTxE I know right

[musicvideo4ever]

The BEST movie about school shooting ever made!!!!!!and better made than elephant and zero day

[SteinUndStahl666]

@musicvideo4ever

It can't possibly be any worse than Elephant.

[JudasGermanottaVEVO]

@SteinUndStahl666 Elephant was pretty good except for the guys walking around constantly

[XrockerXmosherX]

@musicvideo4ever

Go watch "Bang, Bang, You're Dead".. that's the best one I've ever seen.

[JudasGermanottaVEVO]

@musicvideo4ever It's definitely not.

[oktoberK]

where can I see it

[usjta]

This movie looks terrible but not bad... I would still watch it. But seriously it looks pretty fake and the school looks like a house.

[acount134]

I cannot believe that someone made such a shitty movie about a High School Massacre. Especially only a year after the event. What the Fuck is funny about this?

[thekrokorok]

@acount134 It's better than "Elephant".

[BruinsSeguin19]

did this win best picture?

[t455o]

Even Troma productions are better made then "Carbine Masscare", but I have to watch it again and again....it's so...unbelievable........crapp­y

Btw....a good trailer!

[mortaljason]

i cant oput my finger on it; this movie just dosent look right

[NotIkeman]

I tried watching this but I couldn't finish it. It's so fucking stupid.

[TheStrawberryLolicon]

LOL this movie was made by a porn director....

[pivotkid85]

WTF i thought this was gonna be a serious film, not a fucking slapstick comedy

[NorthWeezy2010]

i like the blood effects lol everything else looks shit as hell

[DaniDevineeee]

This film is so bad its not even funny.

[frylock1998]

0:58 Did she actually say "Exciting I mean tragic"? What a fucktard

[zombiiee666]

This was fukin hilarious!!

[LookItsColette]

Next the filmakers will create a musical about 9/11. good job.

[NamiSanChez]

Suck Movie !!

[samidred]

wtf

[1victoriag]

hahahaha

so exciting, i mean tragic. xD

[1victoriag]

aw =P



[dsyglym]

this looks so fake

[infernoFlame123]

isnt it colombine?

[CassiieMuffin]

@infernoFlame123 they couldnt call it columbine, so they called it carbine.

[birdy47]

I thought this was a high school project or something. I can't belive its a real film!!

[WeeNichola1]

the budget was $5,000

[lessthantom2]

the budget for this movie= one mcdonalds part time pay check

[felliard]

this looks fucking retarded. whats the budget? 6 dollars?

[gothsmile]

@felliard

lol, I've actually heard the only money they spent making this movie, was on a fine they got for filming at a school without permission with loaded guns

[SlaughterTheFrail]

Maybe if the budget wasn't so low it'd be awesome

[kneegrow2727]

This looks like the greatest comedy I've seen come out in a long time.

[YouWontdotTV]

Zero day is the best of these moives

[CrazehPivotKid]

@YouWontdotTV

True, but "Elephant" by gus van sant was pretty good, boring... but good. Zero Day was the best though.

[KTwithaQ]

@CrazehPivotKid Zero day was amazing. wayyy better than elephant!

[CrazehPivotKid]

@KTwithaQ

I know right? :D

[hartmalcolm]

@KTwithaQ yea zero day is the best movie of colombine ever

[tokyorider2019]

This is fucking sick and offinsive! Out of all the films based on the shooting this is by far the worst! If you want a seriouse film that actually resembles what the event was like then watch ZeroDay. If you want a more of a teen drama then watch Elephant. These are actually decent movies that reflect the twisted nature of the event with out too much of an exploytation. And the acting is great in ZeroDay. Elephant has good acting but when it gets to the climax it falls apart.

[hardkoregamer999]

@tokyorider2019 i think its fucking funny and i bet your going to bitch about how controversial this movie is right? i like it because of that this is why i love this country because stuff like this cant be censored and people like you are whats killing the constitution and our rights fuck you if your offended then dont watch it simple as that.

[MinionOfDeth2112]

ONLY PART I FIND WRONG: they are shooting the students instead of the staff. Honestly children learn to plan things out and target only the ones who have wronged you. At school the teachers are supposely "in charge" so - PUNNISH THE COMMANDING OFFICERS FIRST! Oh and even though the film looks like crap I might watch it, not a big movie watcher though.

[mollyisabigoldnun]

This is so fucking wrong on so many fucking levels. Seriously? Is making fun of kids dying funny now? Parodying school shootings is one of the most disrespectful things that can be done. How could someone think it's funny, how could a studio and director think it's a good idea to make such a thing. "Oh! I know! Let's make a film taking the piss out of innocent children dying! That will be a regular riot!" The mind boggles.

You have to feel sorry for the families of the real victims. Disgusting

[Zeitgeist6]

I've seen it. I thought it was pretty funny in a wrong sort of way hehe.

[BOOTZbootz]

IF Erick and Dylan saw this crap film they would be pissed!

can you believe they spent 5 Gran making this junk....

[lrobertiii]

@BOOTZbootz They would be pissed indeed but at least they would know they got famous along with the shooting Eric knew it would be famous and he would know he was right

[Sakado95]

this movie sucks ass..imo

[WATUPMEN]

fuckin A-M-A-T-U-R-E

[anjet148]

it looks soo gay! the only thing intersting is the shootin other than that its stupid wat a waiste

[BoodaOfDoom]

"HEY! Whats for lunch?"

[SeFu2006]

whoa. gore is comparable to zombie flicks lol

[coffumup421]

I've never seen it yet but this looks like its a lot more violent than it needs to be

[RottingHeart88]

This looks aweosme

[MileyRocksz9]

@RottingHeart88 lmfaoo i know..i love the blood

[xMizzToxicAmazingx]

April Showers a must see!!!! very good movie

[RHCPdbe]

@vincent6445 elephant was loosley based on the coumbine massacre altho it is a common misconception it is not ment to portray the actual happenings of tht spesific shooting

[TigerMilitia]

Elephant was good when the shooting began..Zero Day was just..wow

[VVD]

@TigerMilitia Agreed. Elephant had a higher production and was released at the same time as Zero Day, so ZD got overlooked for the most part. Zero Day is a must see.

[musicvideo4ever]

i think Duck is beautiful!

[WisconsinRebals2010]

Elephant is awesome, so is Zeroday, what is duck like? Is it any good?

[ObsceneXxqueen]

Carbine? umm...

[TheBigSirMovieHouse]

Elephant is garbage. Artsy self serving crap. Who cares about ANY of the characters? Boring shots, and holy crap do we need to see two people walking for 20 minutes?

[bellykelly53]

That's exactly what I thought in that movie. It was like watching a silent film because the students hardly said anything.

[Xaon45]

@TheBigSirMovieHouse Yeah Elephant wasn't that great, you should watch Zero Day. Now that was a damn good movie.

[TheBigSirMovieHouse]

@Xaon45 after looking for it for a few years, I finally found it. and I love it. Zero Day is great.

[WisconsinRebals2010]

Elephant rules.

[Ergoagent]

this looks dumb!!!

[centuriesoftorment]

maryland style crab cakes

[theolove99]

this looks terrible

[AmericanBadass44]

Totally.

[neuweiwit]

Elephant is awesome no matter what any one says.

[WolfEnter1934]

for sure its the best

[Eviltroika]

This is actually awesome movie. I'm not kidding even when you think that I'm. I laughed so hard first time when I saw this, but after seeing it like 2-3 times I really started to like it! Yeah, there are parts which still are mostly just embarrasing, but idea and some parts are actually pretty good, even sometimes sad, in a good way.

This is not nothing like Elephant, Zero day, Heart of America, Klass or Bang Bang You're Dead, since it's not supposed to be one.

[Fudgeyer]

well, there had to be a film about school shootings at some point. There was a scene in the Basketball Diaries like that, but it is nothing like this shit right here. this movie deserved all of the controversy that surrounded it.

[girlshapedlion]

Whatever, dude. This junk can't hold a candle to Van Sant's "Elephant".

[spooftvdotcom]

I hated Elephant I thought Zero Day was a thousand times better

[G1tt7]

Elephant wasnt that great

[breeandsparkle]

No way. This is such bad taste. I think it's pretty horrible to make fun of something as delicate and brutal as school shootings.

[BoodaOfDoom]

@breeandsparkle my ass

[TheHolmesFactor]

@breeandsparkle I agree. I think this movie is just wrong.

[fuckcomments]

@breeandsparkle It was an ok movie.

[neuweiwit]

This film looks half good half bad, so ok.

[neuweiwit]

The film i am writing looks better than this.

[hikik0m0ri]

wut?