This Troper EP 74: Blessed with Suck (TV Tropes)

[TheSonyBastard]

Come my freaks of nature.With your powers of sucking we shall become the "Suckage League"

[Myw0nderpants]

Here here, fellow radiators!

[frontslash78]

"This troper seems to give off a natural warmth, so is never cold and has been used as an organic radiator by friends in the past."

Oh that's unsettling

[DrButler]

Apparently having normal social faculties makes you an X-Man among tropers.

[BluBoulzor]

Reading personnalities ? Holy shit that's fucking hard. You look at the person, how she is dressed and act. How she looks too. That's it. Fucking hardcore.

0:40 : Is he fucking serious? Does he thinks he is an anime character or what? Being fucking stupid a complete day... DAMN.

But that guy who recognize women by their butt is awesome. They are sexual objects after all !

Ho I think I have my little idea why his girlfriend cheated.

[pellypates]

3:10 yes she does

[rbthepwnful]

I'm so much smarter than everyone else and it sucks! WAHHHHHHH

[mylightside]

I love that "Cry Me A River" is in the suggested videos.

[petedog8989]

@KILLAH573

I have Aspergers (read: ACTUALLY MEDICALLY DIAGNOSED), and I guess maybe most people can tell peoples feelings/thoughts from facial expression/voice tone easily, but noone without actual Aspergers that I know can do it too.

[cyrodilicbrandy]

Hug me kindred spirit!

[KlLLAH573]

Having "empathy" and psychic abilities?

No. It's called "getting over Aspergers".

[ratchet1215]

The voices are what really get me in these.

[TheHeadlessOne]

I am able to imagine the entire world as Mortal Kombat. The downside? I ran into a bar and got my neckbeard ass kicked.

[calvinjluther]

I have the ability to understand acronyms. But sometimes, I don't know what the acronym means, and I look like an idiot.

...that's impressive, right?

[RobertPPino]

what is this song

this is so neato

[MrAbe345]

@RobertPPino la woman by the doors

[gatotsu2501]

Lack of self-awareness... excruciating...

[MrAbe345]

fellow radiator, lmao

[FantasyAdventuress]

Ooooh! I must have precognitive powers too! I KNEW that there would be at least one Tale here that involved someone wailing about "Oh, I'm such an incomprehensibly brilliant genius, I can't relate to anyone! I'm so far ahead of the whole world intellectually, no one can understand my genius. OH WOE IS ME!"

And there it is. One person who think's he/she's the real-life, modern-day Victor Stott.

[JohnMooreification]

"Now think about how I found out my last girlfriend cheated on me."

Girlfriend: I'm leaving you.

Troper: I'm sensing you are upset. Emphatically.

Girlfriend: I found someone who doesn't spend all day on the damn internet.

Troper: [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah, because spending time with you is so much more fulfilling!]]

[JohnMooreification]

0:45: The day he became an idiot must've been the same day he decided to add to TV Tropes

[AbbathGS]

Gotta love these delusional screwballs!

[ChurchOfArceus]

"aura-seeing"

You're either 1) lying, 2) delusional/severely mistaken, or 3) a synesthete.

[pellypates]

UGH IM SMARTER THAN EVERYONE IVE EVER MET. NORMALS ARE RETARDED IN COMPARISON BUT GUYZ IM SO LONELY BECAUSE NORMALS THINK IM CONCEITED. I DONT THINK IM BETTER THAN THEM (EVEN THOUGH I AM) AND ITS NOT MY FAULT THEYRE SO STUPID SO PLEASE FEEL BAD FOR ME KTHX

[pellypates]

@pellypates OMG SISTA I SHARE UR PAIN I AM A SUPERGENIUS ASPERGIAN NAVI AS WELL. LETS COMFORT EACHOTHER IN THIS CRUEL IDIOT WORLD. SO LIKE WHAT R U INTO I LIKE HETALIA, MAKING SMUG JUSTIN BIEBER JOKES AND SMELLING MY OWN FARTS WHAT ABOUT U

[qwertyuiop78945612]

You really like The Doors huh

[Xemaredux]

Oh god the last one that wasn't narrated XD

[mortoch]

2:09 So basically, he has a rough idea of his school's bell schedule and then looks at a clock? This is a fascinating super power and I am so terribly jealous.

[edwardnr17]

Oh my gosh guys im so smart and special!

Why do everyone shun me?

[Quaternion86]

Seeing flashes of the future that are wrong? So daydreaming is a superpower now? Get me a cape, you can all be my sidekicks!

[FurryAR]

If I had psychic powers I would brain-control the TV Tropes staff into being useful and purging the hive of furries, weeaboos, and aspies.

[inferno232]

You know, you could write a great story where Goggs, after exposing himself to all these pages, finally snaps, goes mad, and attempts to wipe out humanity.

Because, really, after all this, I wouldn't blame him.

[blacktigerpaw1]

@inferno232 That would be an international bestseller. I'd buy it.

[ColBarnaby]

Rust can't occur in the Dead Sea. Rust is oxidation, and there is no goddamn air in the Dead Sea

[SomTervo]

guys i am sooo smart~

[Longuncattr]

WOW GUYS PAREIDOLIA WOOOOO!!!!

IT'S NOT *MY* FAULT EVERYONE DESERVES MY BEING A DICK TO THEM!

POOR, STUPID PLEBS.

[fslpoon]

2:53 -- My guess: Troper found out his girlfriend cheated on him when she told him "I don't fucking need a creepy Animu guy; I'm going out with John"

[LSSmithesq]

@fslpoon "So stop stalking me already."

[fslpoon]

I just had a flash of the future when TVTropes is a respected, scholarly source of media analysis. My premonition are usually useless and very often wrong though.

[TextheBored]

'BAAAAAW I HATE BEING SMART!"

Typical TV Tropes.

[holditnow]

A Heather Mills joke? So edgy! I would be afraid to laugh at that!

[SNARLZ44]

0:58 I can't get over how this loser thinks he's so special that anyone would be bothered to hunt his ass down. Sadly, I've met similar people who claim they're psychics, and they're all in the same mold of being crazy people who believe they have an array of superhuman abilities, while in reality they're just being utter social retards.

[harknessemulator]

are these people trying to angle for their own show on the USA network?

[kampinkarl48]

Only an idiot would say something that stupid and be blissfully unaware of how stupid it sounds to everyone but other morons.

[Delcat42]

Empaths sure do seem to have a blind spot in their psychic emotion radars for contempt.

[Moondogg22]

This troper has an interesting ability to give at least 7 theori...zzzzzzz

[PrecisionDerision]

The best part of that Bertie Dastard guy's post was his claiming that he's 'known to' get girls to love him. Like, everyone goes around referring to him as 'that guy who can totally get the ladies using his sweet personality-gauging skills'.

[ioaqw]

I always maintain that things like this are no worse than the major abrahamic religions.

[CenturionRyan]

@ioaqw I think people like Mother Teresa and Martin Luther King are a cut above these guys.

[ioaqw]

@CenturionRyan Maybe (probably, judging by the other videos), but you don't know that in terms of the beliefs expressed here, just like you don't know someone does as much good as MLK did just because they share his religion.

I really just meant in terms of how reasonable the beliefs were, though. I honestly don't see how someone can think water turning into wine or people turning into salt is reasonable but seeing auras isn't. Maybe I shouldn't make people explain things to me, though.

[EponymousKid]

@ioaqw This isn't the time or the place for this discussion and you know it.

[SomethingRules]

These people think they are living in an anime.

[CenturionRyan]

2:33

Think of the implications of him using his "powers" to find out his girlfriend was cheating on him. She probably didn't even do anything.

It's sad to see a relationship end because the guy is retarded and thinks he's a telepath, but c'est la vie.

[moccamonster]

'I can guess a personality of someone within minutes'.

That's called being a tool who thinks everyone is some sort of anime-archetype.

[Protectorett]

This Youtuber, due to a unique gene sequence inherited from his parents, has the power to consume foodstuffs and absorb energy from them. The downside though? Every so often, I have to use a device I constructed in my bathroom to empty the waste products from my body, and I can't just stop absorbing energy from things either, because otherwise my stomach hurts and I start to feel weak! It's like Kryptonite man. It's so good to finally tell the internet all about my unique special ability.

[kramcas2]

I get flashes of the future too. They usually involve going to the bathroom and they are very often right.

[POOPTURTLE]

I have the ability to loaf around all day doing nothing.

Downside? I loaf around all day doing nothing.

[Krauserowns]

Reading TvTropes troper tales may result in: crippling depression, loss of faith in humanity, and a tendency to be a jerk ass when you can't take it anymore

[Assasin2]

"Guess how I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me" yeah if I was a girl I'd probably cheat on you to. I don't want to be going out/seen with a crazy person who thinks they can read my mind and know everything.

[CaptainHusky]

I refuse to believe anyone studious would be hanging around on TVtropes

[officialunofficial]

I have the ability to detect crazy people on the internet. The downside? Anyone can.

[sonic8005]

@officialunofficial Same here fellow radiator!

[SpecterM91]

I swear these people really do think they live in a cartoon.

[superhack211]

@SpecterM91 a very boring cartoon

[321cheeseman]

2:57 Jesus Christ, seriously? Another, "WOE IS ME, FOR MY LIFE IS SO PERFECT THAT IT IS ACTUALLY THE HARSHEST LIFE OF ALL BECAUSE I HAVE NO REAL PROBLEMS TO COMPLAIN ABOUT AND RELATE TO PEOPLE WITH"

There are very few sentiments more despicable than that. It's boasting, it's devaluing serious problems, it's egocentric and egomaniacal as all hell.. it's... it's just terrible.

[FreshmanThesis]

Hug me, kindred spirit!

[EponymousKid]

Short flashes of the future. That are wrong.

Then it isn't the fucking future then, is it?

[momoandmiz]

@EponymousKid

THAT'S NOT SO RAVEN

[AllegroRubato]

@EponymousKid What i find most hilarious is that s/he's so busy making up bullshit superpowers that whatever tumor is giving him/her those hallucinations is probably still eating through hir brain.

[tissuekins]

@AllegroRubato

One less crazy for the world to deal with...

[TacticoolOperator]

hug me kindred spiriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[HarlanPhoenixYT]

1:33

I fucking lost it.

[OckSlayer]

Is it wrong that I want to punch the last girl in the teeth?

[GreatNegus]

TVTropes is just plain suck.

[TheTimeConsumer916]

'Spergin' 'bout their gifts

[Cerealbowl36]

2:32

I had an aneurysm.