Interview with Alphabet of Manliness Author Maddox

[gotaids]

I find it somewhat contradictory that Penn and Teller (whom I am a very avid follower of, to be fair) simultaneously reduce Maddox's writing to "middle-aged man rants" while shouting "get the fuck out!!!!!" Because, obviously Penn has never been known to shout, rant, and extend ordinary arguments to outrageous proportions. Regardless, their argument is effecetively mute, as has been stated before me; they use a noted satirist as their standard of ageism. Aye karumba.

[Kuzalias]

The girls around him are in awe of him and clearly want to sleep with him judging by their expressions...

[Couzenheiro]

The chick interviewing has some fucking awesome boobs. I'd marry those.

[roophies]

Traitor!

[sentinelx1337]

How could you NOT have a boner around those 2 hot pieces of ass.

[grungzer]

What a terrible question, "Why are you wearing a crown?" You're asking Maddox. The answer should be obvious. He's the king of awesome.

[LoneVocalist]

At 0:51 Maddox's illustrator sounds so HOT, just like Jackie from That 70s show (Mila Kunis). And she looks fucking HOT!!! I'm glad she likes boners. She'd love mine :D

[FlappyStudios]

The Easter one shoulda got a D. It isn't that horrible.

Oh, what am I saying, nevermind.

[EmmanuelGoldsteinWeb]

"It was really hard to convince them i wrote it" lol people are so dumb

[ltcoldfire]

lol wow this guy is awesome

[musicbehemoth]

this guy is my nerd hero

[Illumirage]

Both those chicks are hot.

[dude89798afy]

His publisher is hot.

[DrsJacksonn]

How can he say all those things without laughing? Anyways, if I were 4 years old I'd totally send him my best drawing so he could give me an F =O

[xenthosica]

im a big fan of boners, i pop em all the time

[steelfukksw]

to better fuck you with doll

[DaGanjaSamurai]

Maddox/Carolla for President '12

[Legolasas26]

"the horn is the errection" - Maddox.

Haha :D

[CORRUPT333R]

i'll give leah a boner 

[clamantuanguyan]

"you're not going to learn anything in school that you're not going to learn on my website - except maybe calculus. but you might learn a little bit of calculus... cuz (hand gestures)... i'm a math major, so.."

his originality is his what i like most about his sense of humour

[panbread89]

That was a funny book man, read the whole thing the first day i bought it.

[Murderdevill]

Punching a God damn Rhino in the dick.

I manly teared from its beauty.

[PETAVER]

drop out of school and read his website.. lmao

[2d165]

My real name is Maddox! WIN ON ME!

[haterade300]

Got this book it's amazing haha. I needed a book for engrish class for school Maddox is a God

[dirtymmaxXx]

yomo lol lol lol eat my taco

[Slotten68]

...so I gave him an F for being a traitor

Love his website.

[MeMeMetro]

i found this book in barnes n nobles in the science section and i knew i had to have it

[sfgiantsballin]

Eggs don't have ears.

[wfravel18]

So I finally get to hear his voice and i'm disappointed. I realized that he's a fucking loser.

[johnbass75]

I am honoured to have this man's last name!!!

[jimmybryght]

My Lord and my God.

[notoriousNIC]

I love Maddox. His voice was a surprise..I expected something different.

[SuperGoldfish1999]

Maddox is Kim Kardashian's evil big brother Lol

[Aurasword90]

I'm buying this shit tonight.

God damn, I love you Maddox

[wikuk]

woohoo, maddox, the only person who is just as manly as me.

[2gigabit]

Maddox was cool in 1999

[mando267]

I love this guy :D read his articles all the time

[ElectricG]

i thought this guy was so cool until i heard his dweeby voice.

[EjkoUSC]

If it werent for boners none of us would exist.

[lolitsabush]

lmao

boners rule

[Pwnisher248]

Maddox is better than Chuck Norris, Mr. T, King Leonidus, and Action Hank combined

[Pwnisher248]

Maddox > Chuck Norris, King Leonidas, Mr. T, Action Hank, etc.

[Ubannedme]

I thought Maddox would sound cool, man this is so fucking dissapointing. He sounds like a watered down Ray Romano. Oh well ill just turn the volume down and imagine him sounding like optimus prime.

[mochomo408]

lmao best book i ever read..wait only book i ever read hahaha.read the book cuz of the monkey and guy fighting

[21handbanana]

alphabet of manliness is an amazing book. look into it.

[ApocIndustries]

i love the TN guys in the background.

david just staring, picking at his nails...

[sk8ska]

boner rulez

[scttscoodoo]

I bet he loves boners.

[mrzero1982]

maddox is GOD

[Jeviok]

I'm so glad I ordered his book

[REBDoMaKr]

Maddox's ilustrator is fucking HOT!

[thebeardedjohn]

she's female

[Number1Dougster]

@REBDoMaKr The chick interviewing him ain't too bad either. Nice rack!

[arjunkaul]

whats on her t-shirt?

cant read...

"hot piece of.."

what???

[PrivateSnowballTFC]

I eat beef jerky with Tabasco sauce.

[zzzra86]

Extented edition coming out August 25th! HELL YES!!!

[zammyk]

I must get that book.

Now.

[polkaspotsss]

It's like the bible, only it's true.

[Icedpyre]

If you had a unicorn with a boner ring, I would kiss it in awe of your book

[opusvideo2001]

this guy and louis ck cheer me up no matter what mod i'm in

[SwitchBladeMalone]

LMFAO

[Lickthecloth]

Just to give yall an example of how awesome this book is, I read one word of it from a friend........ I bought it 35.8 seconds later.

[steelfukksw]

I didn't buy his first one because I had my head up my ass, but I will buy SE

[XxZero1990xX]

So i'm reading some of his stuff and I'm light headed from all the laughter. I have to buy his book now. HAVE to.

[OneFullmer]

yes you do

[Indrius]

The website is extremely good, it has clever satire all over it. The book was a disappointment. You will find the book very different from the articles in the website. Although the book is a good read when taking a shit.

[explosiveshrooms]

his earlier articles are better than the book

[ninjaswordtothehead]

Maddox is the greatest human that has ever lived. I became a RN just in case, by an act of God or Chuck Norris (the only two beings who could injure our beloved pirate), he needs medical assistance.

[steelfukksw]

dude motherfucker looks like cage nic fucking cage from KISS OF DEATH

[spookyfool333]

dude that book kick ass

[Destroyer666AU]

fuckin hot

[cyborgkillpsycho666]

im a fan of boners too i beat off a shitload

[Adamlikesguys]

He didn't spell, "America", with an I. Traitor

[MetallKaos]

before i watch the rest of this video, i'd like to answer her first question before i hear maddox answer it. *slap to the face* that's why

[cooliovasquez]

maddox is awesome

[QCstudent12]

hahaha MADDOX RULES!

[ripfmee2pjh]

super nerdy voice

[stwelch16]

"The horn is the erection"

[Karpens16]

Math majors are fucking crazy.

[WilliamShearsCampbel]

maddox= prophet

[alexxaf]

It's got lesbian robots, and that's hot.

[r3cusant]

Leah Tiscomb (sp?) = SOOO HOT

[sirmolio]

lol MADDOX IS KING.. assholes. fuck yeah...

[mrtandrews]

That'd be cooler if his voice was at least deep.

[matthewdoucette]

this is pretty amazing actually

[Thriftyiron]

I read his book "the alphabet of manliness" and I laughed with every turn of the page. Awesome book. This guy owns.

[Bobcat1911]

Eggs don't have ears

Okay I might give it an f+

[BeyondLame]

wow, arrogant AND loveable lol

[goowygirls]

utterly amazing that of all the videos we have online with hot chicks it is this video that draws the most comments..

[Psychoplasm]

This one... this ones just an incoherent pile of shit.

Hahahaha brilliantly. Girly voice though yeah

[Overdosage]

If Maddox is a geek, than he's the manliest geek of all time!

[BeyondLame]

I love him.

[billisfly]

i loved that book!

[BeyondLame]

Maddox is my hero.

[Swudge]

You should respect Maddox not for his voice, but for his opinions and writing ability.

[johnnycoolguy9554]

Maddox is a badass. His website is the ultimate, I have 4 copies of Alphabet of manliness because I let my friends borrow them and they got all fucked up. I don't care, I'd give all my money to the Ruler of the Universe!!

[10046]

his illustrator draws boners. and she's hot. that's amazing.

[KittenofDeath13]

Maddox, I love you!!!!

[ollikahn001]

his illustrator is fucking smoking

[mickiew4]

totally

[TSBoncompte]

hot, too

[nikt374]

If only there were more people like maddox in our world. It would blow up in a year or two, but it would be a hell of a party.

[SpammityCalamity]

His voice is a disappointment. It reminds me of the pre-pubescent geeks in my class that weren't geeky enough to excel at school or geeky enough to be tech geniuses. Just the lame geeks. Sigh. My image of maddox has been destroyed. :(

[almussalix]

welcome to satire

[Unchainedballad]

What!? you mean he's joking about the whole thing?

No way...

[stevespielberg]

And you are?

[Basehad]

I absolutely agree. The whiny voice wouldn't even be a problem if the he didn't always try to stay in character in interviews, but obviously he does and it shatters the image. I know it's satire, but him being in gnarly Maddox character necessitates a gnarly voice. Simple. Compare it to pro-wrestling: That's all a show, but that wouldn't fucking work either if the wrestlers all spoke like wedding planners and male hairdressers, would it? Fuck no!

[murdockqotsa]

The illustrator is fucking sexy.

[loodog555]

Yeah, I imagined his voice differently, like, I don't know, some stentorian bassy tone that made the Earth tremble. Instead it's nasal and kind of reminds me of Kermit the frog.

[Jogonpants]

He does sound like Kermit the Frog.

[stan1903]

hes a nerd legend nerend

no that doesn't work

[almondmnm]

i got a boner from his illustrator. hot.

[marudoethiopia]

holy shit, that guy;'s manly.

[mudthebassist]

He sounds so nerdy haha. I love Maddox though, even if he is a little nerdy.

[ExThaNemesis]

maddox you sound a lot nerdier than I envisioned you sounding.

still pretty damn win though.

[sackrag]

can you envision sound?

[kingsteve0]

Best book to read whenever, wherever. Love the taking a dump chapter

"yeah like i would be calling you while im taking a shit, oh that reminds me, hold on i gotta wipe my ass....Idiot" Priceless!!! MADDOX U ARE THE BEST, AND YOU KNOW IT!!!

[Mark2790]

I got a boner just watching this video. And another boner writing this response.

[MaddoxXmission]

Boners rule.

[Glyph1992]

He looks like Leonidas from 300 lol

[MaddoxXmission]

Thanks for the manly compliment.

[vegantree]

Epic.

[Pwnagemonkey1]

LMFAO

"Eggs dont have ears."

[GeneralSobchak]

my lord, that chick that said she couldn't say no to drawing boners is so hot.

[Chamaleo37]

lmfao ' so i gave em an F for being a traitor'

[hav9k]

He sounds exactly like Joe Rogan.

[GeneralSobchak]

He does. LOL

[TheTrueLegallyInsane]

"I wanted a guy punching a rhinoceros right in the dick" xD

[Badboyblue3]

So manly :)

[computerbed]

"boners do rule! i'm not gonna sy "no" to drawing a boner!"

hahahaha,

epic

[VV4TE]

MADDOX is the BEST

[HarryPartridge]

Maddox's real voice is actually the elusive brown noise, so of course he can't use it in public

[ipreach4ever]

his illustrator is damn hot!

[whoregonian]

He only fakes his voice like that. It throws people off when he speaks, and once they think hes just a weak pipsqueak, he REARS DOWN AND RUNS THROUGH THEIR LEGS. HEAD BUTTING THEM IN THE NUTS. only to throw their dalmatian off a bridge

[Lookatmeimdriving5]

Maddox I love so much!

[Kapten]

i dropped out of school after seeing this

[rb306]

I gave him an F for being a traitor

[blackrosedog]

=P He seems reasonable in person. The woman didn't seem too enthusiastic about him, though.

[nedwarp]

haha he sounds like a pussy in real life, still rules though

[zxpipo7]

He should have a way deeper voice

[ChromeXk]

Yeah I always thought he'd have a really low piratesque voice! Still he seems like a funny guy in person so its all good.

[spartacus778]

Maddox may not have the manliest voice but he does have the manliest mind.

[johnnycondom973]

that chicks hot

[loopylung]

Im never gonna be able to read one of his articles without hearing his kermit the frog voice...

[Hyperzirk]

Maddox for president! BOOYAH!

[Fletcherx]

Tomorrows nobodies!!! shti show them!

[Humantorch00]

I thought a guy writinga "alphabet of manliness" book would have a more manily voice.

[Manbearorc]

Yeah, I thought the same thing. He should've lowered it a bit and worked on it more, then it would be perfect as he got the manly look and everything.

[Rielosche]

lol, this guy is crazy, but I've been a fan of him since 1999.

[7410n0]

"I gave him an F for being a traitor."

Lol

[thethickrepeater]

wow he's so embarrassed actually expressing his ideas to people in person. Maybe he should stick to his website

[mcmeister89]

Embarrassed? What are you talking about? He held up his "boners rule" shirt, completely shot down all the kids pictures, touted his unicorn-with-a-boner ring, and even gave an inside look at his book... you're an idiot.

[acer4667]

Yeah but he basically quoted his website while staring at the ground, I think he was shy in front of a woman

[mcmeister89]

Mmmm, I don't think so. Go to 1:00 and watch the whole "Children's Drawing" part, he stands no more than two feet away and looks her in the face several times. Sorry he has to look at the book a few times to see what he's pointing at. In fact, for most of the interview, when he's answering her questions, he's either looking at the camera or the reporter right in the face.

[sk8toEscape5]

holy shit, this ruined everything, now whenever i read his shit im gunna hear kermit the frog aaaaah

[niceveritt]

yep :(

[LiveBaitFilms]

that book is fucking great

[Dresden42]

Haha, he sounds like Kermit the Frog.

[isveryniceyes]

Fucking awesome!

[TheRecluse26]

Maddox just plain rules.

[magiczombie666]

Hearing maddox talking rules