Rep. Gohmert Warns Of Terrorist Babies

[Quigster23]

How did I get here from watching DBZ videos?

[bluesboy25000]

Texas should be allowed to secede if it wants simply because of Louie Gohmert

[jiminberkeley]

Making up lies and propaganda in the name of "protecting the country" is so immoral. Gohmert let's emotion trump facts and reason.

[TheSnoopy1750]

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with Gohmert?

Are all people from Texas like this, and if not, how did he get elected?

[Tsnore]

Who elected this Gohmert Pyle clown?

[OregonDARRYL]

Why are Republicans such paranoid pussies? AlQaeda has these morons by the balls. LEARN math America. Ladders and bathtubs (slips) KILL more Americans than terrorists. OVER I MILLION die from cancer and heart disease every fucking year! 40,000 die in cars EVERY fucking year! What the FUCK! Yeah, Lets go broke worrying about this gang of ass-clowns. It's just what they want. Stupid fucking pussy Republicans. They sicken me and AlQaeda laughs.. Morons. The "gaping hole" is in this asshole's head.

[usuariofuturista]

The terrorist use the same technique than saiyans!!

They will send baby Goku to fuck everybody up when he grows up!

[willjames66]

It sounds like the "scheme" is to have women deliver babies on American soil so that they automatically become American citizens. Then, educate them to become jihadists, so that when they are ready for terrorist missions, they will be able to easily enter and exit the U.S. That means planning 15-20 years ahead! Ridiculous! Nobody plans more than 3 months ahead except for folks going on vacations. Is Gohmert trying to tell us that our enemies have a longer attention span than we do?

[Dakotahgeo]

LOLOL...yeppers... that's TX thinking in a NUT-shell. Sad.

[mark32811]

This is stupid.

[195511SM]

Remember......He's from Texas....the state that gave us George W.......

[Stranger235711]

This guy is an elected Representative in the US congress?!!! Can any US citizen answer me HOW THIS HAPPENED???

[GrungeFan9230]

I'd call this guy mentally handicapped, but I'd be insulting those who are mentally handicapped.

[Sonyoooo3]

But surely this judge is going to change his real way of life today by working as a baby sitter?

[Sonyoooo3]

@TheNationalarmy : No one is laughing it is simply true baby bring with them some bomb like baby poo/bowel try to change the baby daipers sometimes man?

[Marine5484]

Sir! Be advised the terrorists babies are attacking our positions on all sides! We need air support and we need it now! Really....there's no doubt that terrorism is a global problem but this is just beyond ridiculous

[Sonyoooo3]

@Marine5484 : What support milk bottle and milk and a baby sitter?

[scicero1]

Anderson Cooper tore this guy in half

Anyone could just make these things up and 38% of the population believes it. It reminds me of the white supremacists and other fear mongering figures in our own past who inject fear into our society. Just think, this guy was voted into office, people actually elected this idiot and gave him power. He cant even back up his story, a former judge asks for no evidence. I wonder how many cases he presided over.

[toto20091]

This is psychopathic logic, the logic of not even animal, as animals do care of their children, the logic of non-human, to accept the idea, that mothers can give their babies to such things. Only psychopaths, who is not aware of such feeling as the one mothers have for their babies, can think like that. All mothers no matter where they are are the same. Just ask your own mother.

[vionorino]

who is this moron?

[recyclecongress]

I do think we should protect our own borders at ANY AND ALL COST as well as BACK ARIZONA! I don't know about "Terrorist Babies"- but I do know that either there ARE anti-America people who hate us and would be GLAD to help destroy us. Whether from the inside out or full frontal attack. Our way of life will be seriously compromised if not overtaken one day. All part of Agenda 21 & NWO.

[koora8]

@recyclecongress believe me the easiest way to secure america is by fixing the foreign policy ,

personally i dont think that all the world want to "take the american people freedom" ,

i watch the american media, and for example last 9-11 ,they kept talking about "HUGE anti american protests" and mentioned its in my home city in egypt, while showing images from a protest in pakistan against the NATO killing a family in the same week !

im sure people watch this and say look at those haters lol

[liebarg]

Where are the real men of old who would whoop the snot of a guy like this for saying something so stupid I mean for real if something that stupid would have come out of my mouth my gramps would have back handed me a good one. Shit I ask that another congressman or woman please just give this guy a good smack the face for being this stupid and then another for being a fear monger.

[mrcspan]

WTF?, who elected this moron? What is wrong with us? No wonder we get no respect in this world. Come on America wake up! We are better than this! Do a little research, check out our recent history, and use more than one source too. And for our sakes do not elect ignorant, lying, hate mongers like this guy, Demo. or Rep.

[ivangrozny27]

lol, this guy must've watched that Family Guy episode where Lois tries to get elected by just answering every question with '9/11' at the townhall meeting.

[jfinck]

We owe it to ourselves to make sure idiots like this do not get elected in to any position of power outside of assembly line management. It is scary that this man is allowed to speak in audience of decision makers, even worse that he is a decision maker.

[BboyKundei503]

@jfinck I believe he's merely blowing steam to get votes based on fear. Old republican tactic.

[MrSnobby24]

I can almost imagine Bin Laden sitting in fron the TV thinking we never thought of doing that but now that this guy has braught it up sounds like a great idea.

[koora8]

@MrSnobby24 lool yea probably .

[RichmondNV]

I joked about what Bush would say if he was still in offce,I guess gohmert heard my joke and went withit a month later, lol, terrorist babies??? oh geeze what will they frighten the old voters with next.

[2dogarage]

what a maroon

[jayezzo]

dump red nick 

[dariuszdash7]

he is a little out there . BUT but i must agree with his statement that we are under a cultural attack. We are taught that we must share this land with everyone. Well SCREW that there are many places left to go where Christian, free democratic societies exist. Patriotism is long dead in the west and Europe. Im proud to be a European and i want to keep this part of the world in our hands......

[MatrixOfDynamism]

@dariuszdash7 well US belongs to the American Indians does it not?

[GordoRemora]

Wall Street and big companies are doing a much better job of gaming the system, hurting our economy, and destroying our way of life than these imagined "terror babies".

[halcyon0830]

Who let Psychopath Hitler-Clone KKK-Grand-Wizard Lying Conspiracist WITHOUT-ANY-PROOF-EVER WITHOUT-ANY-SANITY-EVER Louie Gohmert out of the Mental Hospital. What kind of Deranged Psychos voted for this Troll ??? Texas loves living in it's own made-up Fantasy and made-up nightmares and made-up Fear/Hate/Lies. Why is our Congress being populated by Reich-Wing Fascist Trolls WHO HAVE NO INTEREST IN THE TRUTH, REALITY OR FACTS, they just want to DIVIDE the country and EXPLOIT/DECEIVE/BRAINWASH.

[Textynn]

Enemies game the system?? The people that live in this country can't even get the things this guy is implying.

[GetOurRealEnemysOut]

ONLY MORONS believe arab terrorists threaten us. Arabs aren't taking your money, monitoring everything you do, and taking away your rights... the real enemy has infiltrated every sphere of influence and power in the US! WHO guards US nuclear weapons (Magal Security Systems)... monitors your communications? ATT (Narus) Verizon (Verint)... 2% of population but 33% of the supreme court? Owns every media company and movie studio? Owns & runs the FED, Goldman Sach's, etc PROVE ME WRONG! I DARE YOU!

[Ironwench68]

So where was this jerkwad 45 years ago when the Democrats set it up so illegal Mexicans could come into the country and drop their babies as automatic American citizens? In the seventies, bare-footed Mexican nationals would walk around the parking lot of Santa Rosa hospital waiting to go into labor so the hospital would have to take them in and provide services - presto! Instant American citizen! All Thanks to Democrats like Henry B Gonzales and his ilk. Now this clown is fixing all that?

[jpoling33]

vote the bums out. . . . all of them.

[halcyon0830]

Who let Psychopath Hitler-Clone KKK-Grand-Wizard Lying Conspiracist WITHOUT-ANY-PROOF-EVER WITHOUT-ANY-SANITY-EVER Louie Gohmert out of the Mental Hospital. What kind of Deranged Psychos voted for this Troll ??? Texas loves living in it's own made-up Fantasy and made-up nightmares and made-up Fear/Hate/Lies. Why is our Congress being populated by Reich-Wing Fascist Trolls WHO HAVE NO INTEREST IN THE TRUTH, REALITY OR FACTS, they just want to DIVIDE the country and EXPLOIT/DECEIVE/BRAINWASH.

[ocgiii]

They're home grown in Montana and Utah, WTF is this guy talking about?

[SweetJudith12345]

@ocgiii I AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrSnobby24]

ugly bald fear monger

[MrSnobby24]

he is the biggest terrorist

[leecooker]

What a kook! These bottom scraping Texans are actually the ones "destroying our way of life"!

Seriously, you complete retard, if a terrorist wanted to come into this country, they could easily do it without this backwards Texan conspiracy theory. They sure do raise 'em dumb in Tex-Ass! LOLOLOL!

[WildfireWarrior1]

Ok, if you have evidence, let's hear it. 

[curlyfry1106]

i actually lol'd

[popsavant]

Michelle Bachman has met her match!!!!!!

[SweetJudith12345]

@popsavant You're absolutely right!

Someone help us please!!! ha ha

[sala320]

lol pretty sure "retired FBI agent" was Angelina Jolie in the movie "Salt"

[Mujahid1]

Has he ever been treated for paranoid schizophrenia?

[CorusBCSATraining]

The stupid thing is that these conspiracy theorists (wrapped up in their paranoia and racism) have provided a very good idea to Al Qaida, for a long term plan.

Its partially infected with the Birther conspiracy, claiming that Obama was planned in 1960 by some sort of conspiracy group.

[Luhgnut]

Oh, we don't need foreign terrorists to destroy our way of life. We have morons like this doing it every day in Washington. These people breed fear more than any foreign terrorist. BinLaden wanted to sow fear into people, the republicans found out that this is a great tool as well, so let's make Americans afraid again. This is terrorism. This is the type of thing that we should fight against.

[Luhgnut]

This is why Republicans aren't taken seriously anymore.

[jrBunny1979]

@Luhgnut Why do you think they created the TEA Party?

[dlk1150]

But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American. There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag. We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language. And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people.'

--- Theodore Roosevelt -1907 ---

[FallenAngelCrisis]

@dlk1150 "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." George Bush. Not all presidents should be held to such high regard.

[dlk1150]

'In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin.

[ismeme]

It's astounding that people like Gohmert are found in our Congress instead of the local asylum!! Who elected this nutcase??

Oh wait, he's an R from Texas. Say no more.

[10minutejoomla]

The absurdity of this man's obsession is that terrorists do not need to wait 20+ years to be admitted to the States. They can find full grown terrorists with or without a US passport willing to come here and kill us all right now.

This is a concerted effort to scare their base with yet another boogie man to keep conservative paranoid (these days an oximoron) even more scared.

[whatchaknow100]

wasnt it enough you asshole and gop Mitch Mcconell almost killed inocent jobless workers ,by blocking thier benifits on the hottest month of the year ,now you want us to get angry at these women who arte supposeably having babies to kill us ,what this sounds like is a damion omen trilogy ,anyone ever seen that show where these people ran around killing babies cause damion felt they were a threat to him and the devil ,can you imaginge us running around killing females babies to stop terriorism

[whatchaknow100]

hey dumbass if thats the case then why did you asshole miss that when dumbass bush was in office ,oh you were to busy losing the other terriost in Iran now wit nukes ,now whos the more dangerous ,the ones the gop lost or made up all of a sudden ,wit the election nearing,what next gop you going to have your former FBI guys plant car bombs in the US and blame them on babies

[whatchaknow100]

wow hes yelling at at andersaon copper and got no proof ,a fomer fbi agent told them this so we can get angry and kill these inocent women who are in fear right noe of us killing them cause of the gop!!

[whatchaknow100]

wow so the bastard want us now to run out and kill these inocent mothers to stop them from having babies ,like they claimed a inocent famiuly were terriost and got them beat down in the middle of the street by white people ,that these people for you ,what next they going to say that black people are joining in wit the terriost next

[WinterFuknMute665]

This guy was on Anderson Cooper 360 and he looked like a complete douche bag. Talking loud and unable to prove any of the terror baby crap he was talking about. He has a youtube channel so if you want to leave him a comment. Here it is - GohmertTX01

[Evenor48]

I think "RETIRED FBI AGENT"is Joe the Plumber, LOL

[EvanTurkFilms]

I think I remember that FBI agent last being seen next to Bigfoot. They were having a conversation with my left ass cheek! Who would be so stupid to believe this kind of bullshit?

[raulemartinez]

I was told by a former NASA agent too... that extraterrestrials are having babies in our country we the only purpose of harming us and destroying a wonderful way of life i'm freking out I'm in panic everybody in the world lives just to figure out a way to harm us Americans I'm in panic

Terrorists welcome as long as they don't come through the south border

[TheMshampton]

I think America is being stupid & soft!! This dosen't make me a traitor it makes me smart. Smart enough to know better than to let illegal's come here in America & live off of our system for free. Better yet allow for American citizens to pay taxes, health care & education while the illegal's don't have to pay NOTHING!! They laugh at how we have to pay & they don't. They are having a free ride on US. WAKE UP AMERICA BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!! WHY WAIT FOR PROOF? TAKE CAUTION NOW.

[boohowdy]

Damn, talk about propaganda.

[absentpresence]

@blindref757

Gohmerts got good ideas, but hes not going far enough. Let's look at the other Amendments too, not just the 14th. For example, the 1st Amendment. Free speech and religious freedom? Its the only thing keeping us from cracking down on liberals and making Christianity the religion of all America. How about the 3rd Amendment? Every good American is willing to give his home to our troops. If you dont your a commie. So repeal the 3rd and 1st too. In fact, just get rid of the Constitution.

[invanz0]

he called america stupid. Traitor! i find this funny. the hole war on terror is to preserve our way of life. But all thats happening is the government is changing our way of life out of fear and security.(Executive orders that allowed round up of people, the patriot act, we used torture on our enemy to get information.) and the enemy can be some home grown terrorist. So they can arrest you for how long they like, torture you, tap your phones, and if they think their is a terrorist community....

[blindref757]

Louie Gohmert has more integrity in his pinky finger than you scumbags on here who are trashing him. If you know him, you know that he has very credible information and the agent does exist! Ya'll need to pull your heads out of the sand and pay attention to people like Gohmert.

[Gargantua606]

@blindref757

"Ya'll need to pull your heads out of the sand and pay attention to people like Gohmert. "

I do that with village idiots. Better to pay them a drink first, provides even better entertainment.

[Pappythone]

I think Gohmert has been watching those late night reruns of The Boys From Brazil.

[myrashere]

I dont know about all of you but Im absolutely terrified of the Cancuks that come to destroy our american way of life with all of their cold and snow-- but you know what my fellow Americans? WE GOT GLOBAL WARMING on OUR side BIYATCH

[myrashere]

Our borders are with Mexico and Canada --- but I dont recall that plane that crashed into the world trade system that killed my uncle having come from Ontario... Perhaps the pilot just came back from spring break in Tijuana where he was "coddled" after being born in the US...

And the Arizona law is about legalizing terrorism against latinos or so if you are trying to stop terrorism, might wanna do it on your own soil first friend : ) Better there than here right?

[BohemianNightmare]

Oh now it makes sense why 5 year olds are on the no fly list, this dog and pony show is so beneath the intelligence of the average knuckle dragger. Please do Arizona a favor and check with Governor Jan Brewer before going public in defense of AZ.s crack down on illegal immigration law, In the meantime how about exposing the plot to take over the country by our current administration with Barry Sottero at the helm.

[BohemianNightmare]

I suppose it is plausible for this type of scenario as anchor babies are a problem and actually being a citizen to come back after many years. After being brainwashed by another group instead of the American school system could pose a problem. However, given the average illegal coming across the border and the drug rings, I don't see it happening. Good idea though if you have unlimited time. Even then, they don't have the expertise to be anything other then a gamble.

[jihadifanclub]

The terrorist want to destroy our way of life. Yeah, our imperialist way of life, our colonial way of life, our war ravaging way of life, our oil junkie way of life.

[SedonaHealthCoach]

This mentality is unbelievable! And there are people in our government, making our laws, that are this stupid. Another embarrassment for the US.

[muthich]

see "A Brief History of the United States of America" ... and then please say me, who is the real terrorist in this continent

[DonGenarosDog]

If you're afraid of what a baby might do 25 years from now, you are a total coward. Please resign immediately from your post & leave America forthwith. We have no use for such useless wimps & scaredy-cats.

[nync888]

This has to be one of the dumbest things ive heard all year from a Republican. Everyone knows the real threat are the Giant Terrorist Crabs they are training to invade through the coast of Florida!

[eigensinn83]

Terrorist Babies. Baby Terrorists? *lol* To ... hurt the economy ...? Guys, is he SERIOUS? *lmao*

Thx bro, made my day! :D

[Ryansax1983]

Are you fucking kidding me?

[Blindlemonlars]

We need to build a wall...between Texas and the rest of the nation, and keep the stupid south of the border.

[Gargantua606]

@Blindlemonlars

Lol, spot on, dude. Why is most of the shit coming from Texan Republicans?

[neilemac]

@Gargantua606

Yes; noticed that myself. The biggest controversies in recent American history hale from Texas. Methinks public figures from there sow a lot more than wild oats considering the questionable characters and conspiracies the rest of America has been fed in Congress from there ...for decades.

[pokeryfoosy]

The one who is stupid is Gohmert. I want to destroy his way of life.

[eigensinn83]

@pokeryfoosy Why, are you a baby terrorist? ;-D

[fabelkey]

" ... how stupid we are being in this country ... "

[rise54321]

I used to hang out at this guys house in high school when he was still a judge in Tyler, Tx. He really is as as full of himself as he sounds.

[supercrazydave]

goofy as it sounds, he's not all off base about training a natural born citizen outside the US and then re-introducing the adult to commit terrorism; but then, why not just train a non-US citizen & smuggle him over the boarder for the same purpose. So, I dont think he's nuts but I dont think he thought this through otherwise the USSR would have done this long ago

[pooman666]

This must be some viral marketing shit for a new iraqi film. Terrorist Babies! terrifyingly cute... i can see no other logical explanation

[FreedumbFighter28]

I know how to game the system----

Fake attack on america

Then bogus threats to take my freedom.

F U congress and the house----traitors

[halbo007]

Does anybody else hear a banjo?

[1noen1]

How would an FBI agent have access to *foreign* intel??

[Freepablo]

Think this guy is nuts? You'll be getting a lot more idiots out of Texas once their schoolchildren start learning from their revisionist textbooks this Fall. Who needs to learn about Thomas Jefferson, anyway?

[ahole101]

Was that a retired or retarted fbi guy he was talking with ?

[Homepie]

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[robert1956]

OMFG ! I just don't understand US politics. The terrorists don't need to destroy your Country your politicians , Right wingnuts , Corporate Lobbyists and unchecked , unregulated corporations are doing a much better Job .

[kinclive]

Racist!!!!!

[deblirious]

what a moron

[DavidsVirtualSelf]

Hey, HEY! This asshole doesn't speak for all Texans! I understand the frustrations with my state, and believe me, they are felt by the more rational of us here! However, please don't think that there aren't any sane people amongst us. We're just drowned out by the idiots. Sad, but true.

[BowToTheAvatar]

huge head

[burntonion05]

He is right. Look at all the terrorist babies in the Repub party like this gomer who are trying to destroy America.

[ashan646]

LMAO

[EATABAGOFHELL]

You know what: Texas wants to secede from the union? I say we EXPEL them from the union before they get the chance. Fuck you Texas, you can't quit, you're FIRED. Clean out your desk and don't let Oklahoma hit you in the ass on the way out.

[Gargantua606]

@EATABAGOFHELL

Hilarious post dude, when one starts to despair of you US, there's always one of you that manages to remind us foreigners that you're not all like that . This time it was done with a handful of wit.

[MrSolex]

Jim Henson's Terrorist Babies

[sradss1]

It's simple... Seal the border first with the National Guard and additional Border Patrol Troops... Then DEPORT ALL ILLEGAL ALIENS (unless they have made a previous attempt at becoming a LEGAL citizen).. If we can pay about 900-Billion for a stimulus package, and a trillion for a healthcare bill, we can easily spend that much to round up the ILLEGALS and get them the hell out of the country... Our country will be a much better and much safer place! :-)

[allthevideos4me]

@sradss1 Dont forget about the trillions we have spent killing brown people all around the world over the last decade.

[06hatter]

I wonder if Gohmert's mother did a similar thing in order to raise her child into something much more scary and dangerous than any terrorist?

[allthevideos4me]

Do these terrorist babies explode on impact?

[TrollBuster9090]

@allthevideos4me

Improvised Exploding Neonates (IEN). The damage can be minimized with proper use of "Huggys" body armor, and proper burping techniques.

[WhimsicalQuandary]

The American way of life should be destroyed.

[allthevideos4me]

@WhimsicalQuandary  Anyone who thinks God is real should be destroyed.

[dbroncos78087]

This is the same moron who wants to "protect us" by eliminating the 17th amendment...

The 17th amendment gives US (the people) the right to vote for our senators.

Please people in Texas vote this moron out of office.

[Latvianman101]

@dbroncos78087 Haha damn, this man actually is more of a threat to our freedoms than some terrorist.

[thedudeoflong]

Texas is full of idiots, this is my proof.

[derkotzbrocken]

and he wasn't forced to resign after this?

[Sammeroo]

Ten bucks says the alleged "retired FBI agent" doesn't exist.

[TrollBuster9090]

@Sammeroo

Ten bucks says he does, and his name is Greg Rampton. Look him up.

Unfortunately, there's no shortage of nutty redneck lunatic special agents in the FBI, and quite a few of them are based in Texas. (G. Gordon Liddy is a former FBI man. Nuff said. :)

[coop1974a]

@Sammeroo The agent does exist. I saw him in a comic book.

[CrackerJackLee]

@Sammeroo

LOL! he does... he's on another viseo...

[josiahwins]

@Sammeroo Exactly what I thought at once. He is a fraud.

[MrEatonbeaver]

@Sammeroo I can't afford to lose the ten bucks. This dumb ass was supposedly went in without opposition. texans are not even bright enough to to put up someone decent against him. But, then again, there are the bushys and that goofy governor perry.

[SweetJudith12345]

@Sammeroo Only in his head!

[KataVideo]

is this idiot and his hideous misshapen skull talking in the house every day?

[spmaestro]

So that is why immigrants come here to have babies. They are creating future terrorists! What a bunch of unfounded bullshit! Remember, rep. dumbass, all the terrorists I have seen have been Islamo freaks who are just as bad ultra fundamental Christians. I have yet to see one that Mexican or Central American because that is who you are talking about here as you referenced that draconian AZ immigration law. Remind me again. The 9-11/US Embassy bombing terrorists were from which country?

[girardbcp]

A Republican

[more5600]

As best I can tell, apparently some people want to destroy our way of life...

[uberpatrick]

Sounds like a glam -rock band

[Reqrezentin]

lolololololol

this is hilarious xD

[swankymsp]

I wonder if the other Reps think, "Oh, god.... Gohmert's up to speak again."

[homerth]

I'm a resident of Arizona. We are not being over run by terrorists.

[jessie74]

This idiot sounds a lot better if you press the little soccer ball.

[TenRoc382k9]

@jessie74 indeed LOL

[88donja]

@jessie74 So what you say have Open borders let everyone run on in..... Don't you think terrorist might catch onto this....

[proscriptus]

@jessie74 That's damn good advice.