Dane Cook - Vicious Circle (The DANEgerous Edition) - Full

[burnoutluva]

the crowds so annoying

[jessemolina43]

"douche spaceship"



[BlUmiTaRoOcKeR]

wow amo a dane me gustaria verlo subtitulado asi todo completo como aqui muy bueno video!!!



[XxDeadlyRedneckxX]

Who would dislike this?

[sophiegabriella]

Typical USA. The guy says hes catholic and gets a standing ovation. Hes not funny, stop laughing.

[CIAwaffle]

Not available for mobile... :(

[mynameisbustdownsom]

it is one thing to believe in god and not believe in relion there is a freaking difference

[darkstalker243]

Dane Cook,you sir are a funny ass guy man XD strap o' death XD

[LatinaLover246]

I DID MY BEST!!!!

[MrPDRab]

Well there goes my time to do homework.

[EchoEffect8888]

I AM WINDEXTOR

[darkstalker243]

@EchoEffect8888 AND I WILL CLEAN YOUR SOUL!!!

[tourettesunicornio]

2:05:15

[tourettesunicornio]

thoes girls makeing out was sooo hot

[Caithutch75]

WOOOOOOO DC!



[pcruler0]

he is oooooonne smoooth mofo

[xXohnoitsrex]

"honey im going to wash the car"

"OH YEAH?!? WITH WHO'S DICK!?!!!"

priceless

[randomtask1915]

i stole ur teddy hahahahahahahhahaha and im going to love her forever <3 asshole =_=

[MoveMaker24]

I dont think the copy machine is work because, PHMPHMPHMPHM!!!

[FleshPound11]

you don't even KNOW

[FleshPound11]

you don't even KNOW

[luvsmusic124]

366 knows what happens when you put the windex clip half way XD

[MrIamboring]

who's the warden? tell me who the warden is!



[3cfo3]

The top comment has 69 likes!!!!ahaha

[xXohnoitsrex]

365 people didnt put the windex cap right.

[frooberty]

oh god hes just the worst comedian ever, i hope hes ashamed of himself. literally, this is the worst show ive ever seen in my life.

[myblunda]

@frooberty Why watch then?

[imamonsterism]

@frooberty Did you watch the entire thing?

[imamonsterism]

Windextor xDDD

[Midna102]

hey "snarky" is a real word

[ProjectBeautifulTV]

"....what the fuck did they take?!"

[KahlanPendragon]

"YOU'RE GONNA CRY"

"Thanks world."

[Pokebacon123]

I seriously HATE this video.......LIE ACCOMPLISHED

[Maroredandblack]

Doesnt dane make it sound like all of his gf's are annoying as fuck!

[madtarpon3579]

your a douche bag WELL YOU'RE A DOUCHE BOX

[thegiraffeslayer]

i love his preditor immatation haha

[69tyronebiggums]

haven't watched any Dane in a while this just makes it happen

[69tyronebiggums]

no code no go no code no gooo!

[69tyronebiggums]

ARE YOU WATCHING DOOR KICKER!

[dredaillest]

dave chappelle > Dane cook

[mynameisZIM12]

@dredaillest i agree but i still like dane cook

[20dancegirl]

SHUT THAT KEY UP XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SigningthePanda]

"your a douche bag WELL YOUR A DOUCHE BOX ya I said it i upgraded your bag to box ya thats' right." killed me lmao

[DzMusic2011]

Prob best stand up in history.

[uncapturedhighs]

CALL 'EM TWICE, CAUSE I'M COMIN'.

[reallyylikewhydoyouc]

that's why you never say yes to moving in

[Minotaur349]

Who else googled snarky!?

[SuperLeo217]

tits XD



[nbrikha]

Daniel Tosh created 363 fake youtube accounts

[naded117]

@nbrikha worse joke ever

[favorites146]

@naded117 YEAH....... TOTALLY

[LightV0id]

this guy is fucking hilarious

[MasterQuiggles]

"I don't know what that means but I'm doin' it."

[PantherMistress88]

CAPTAIN!!!!!!

[timothymochley]

damn he pulls bigger crowds than Billy Graham lol

[Miarox1999]

i cant believed i watched the whole thing... at skool

[jenanjeha]

I love how when he imitates girls he automatically goes into lisp mode ahaha

[jenanjeha]

He would make a cute daddy! He can call my kid sweet spirit anyday!

[bunnybear121]

what did the girl in the blue shirt that whipped out her boob want from dane?

[ChipgaiaRP]

@bunnybear121 a hug!

[Miarox1999]

Dane what is that? is it bacon and eggs? Nooo. but i couls always do bacon and eggs that shits delicous! i mean who doesnt want a bacon and egg special. that shits delicous!

[Rave2DaGrave1]

Skip to 2:40 to start actually watching him talk.. lol.

[jaymiemartin]

Dane Cook...what can i say

[willsanchez89]

I ordered a pizza, got some chips and cuddled next to my girl watching this... WE LOVE YOU DANE COOK!!!

[hossman977]

holy shit that is funny shit

[aliasMvillarreal]

MY FATHER'S A BRILLIANT MAN!!!

[RedGal91]

The ghost impression was the highlight for me

[xX8JOHN8Xx]

FUCK YOUR MOTHER, FUCK YOUR MOTHER ! lol

[13caitlinbailie7bbf]

"so screw you bucko!"

[emilee4u]

omg i love thank you for posting this

[nedoma000]

RIPIDIDIdipidudid

[500daysofbabble]

The akward moment when you realise you're the one night stand dane cook talks about

[jennybenny422]

what? I interrupted the show. o my gosh sara no i didn't.

[zeldagirly22]

man, where has he been?

[Zerfiar]

I AM WINDEXTOR!!!!!! I WILL CLEAN YOUR SOUL!!!!!

[GvGRank]

whose your best friend? thats right you are!

[XxjrockgirlxX]

Jem...and the holligrams! c:

[tennisrox4444]

1:13:04 this isn't my father, this is a phone

[britfanarr]

YOU DON"T EVEN KNOW !!

[TempestAmethyst]

STRAP-O-DEATH

[jennybenny422]

guy behind you says i just came

[camiloat5]

i like the nyan cat that is 10 hours long

[blasteroverlord]

this guy's awesome!

[blasteroverlord]

0:26:22 Dad's totally owned

[allstarweekendlov100]

haha.

GUY BEHIND YOU: oh the floor is so sticky!

YOU: i just came

hahaha!! :)

[OfficerPhyuckYiu]

how come you people didn't write the fucking boob chick seriously i think we all enjoyed that.

[songswearpants2]

dat ass...

[boredtodeath88]

where did he go?!?!?

[livinitoutloud]

what a rockstar

[Maggotsolider777]

I DID MY BEST, I DID MY BEST.

[ReanimatedNightmare]

@Maggotsolider777 I know MEE TOO!!!!! MEEEE TOOOOO!!!!

[RsPrivateServerPker]

He is actually a decent motivational speaker

[ooozeGonnaSubscribe]

clusterfuck xD

[xXTepicwinTXx]

OMFG PHILLIS IS A CHICS NICK NAME AT MY SCHOOL WTF

[jennybenny422]

Hi perfect. hi perfect is home.

[xGodlyHandz]

352 people are athiest

[MzGang544]

I love that fuckin hot tit sexy body

[MzGang544]

thanks Dane did you know i am JAKE or JAKEA

[MzGang544]

BITCH

[MzGang544]

DingFukinDong its now 352 who are fuckin retards like her or him with no sarebelem

[TLZsweetheart2858]

haha fukin funny dude lol

[ThatReporterKid]

"he made an I line"

[ThatReporterKid]

Dane is so funny... thanks for exposing me to him, Joe Rogan!!!!! :D XD

[yatiis]

1:00:15 DO A BARELL ROLL

[memiesnap]

this guy is a sissy

[emperoringrulez]

@memiesnap your a sissy

[greennlover]

Are there glass shards in my anus.. and the first thing i think of is 1guy1jar.

[erickguzman13]

like a predator....WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU? lol

[kungfuhailie]

how fucking bad. tried so hard to like it but its fucking impossible.

[WavyyBarbie]

"BTW I DIDNT EVEN WANNA HAVE YOU, U WERE A MISTAKE, I JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT, THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U GET DRUNK ON CAPE COD"..........................­LOL I LIVE ON CAPE I LOVE THAT LINE SO MUCH

[skrobro]

What the fuck did they take?!

[DogPrincess060299]

I disliked this video.

Lie accomplished!

[val4795]

347 people are obviously idiots

[UGENATION]

Lie accomplished! 

[KaLe00443]

so a guy sneezes on me , i look at him and say bless you.. his response? i don't believe in god.. you know what i wish? i wish a really fat smelly guy with an axe comes towards him as a tree chops him down drags him threw the mud, chops him up , turns him into paper and PRINTS THE BIBLE ON HIM.. AHAHAHAHAH <3 LOVE YOU DANE COOK

[gynous13]

my mom didn't get it when we were in the car reading directions off to my friends house and when we went over train tracks i yelled 'kuck kuck" "damnation."

[indianagurl1235]

I think it's because of Dane Cook that I swear so much....

[astrojack123]

347 people need to go to hell.. no, they need hell brought to them

[TheDeathFrost]

Sorry Dane i sneezed on you that one day :( for give me? no? well i hope you get squirrel aids

[shanedawsonfan271]

And this is why I love Dane Cook!

[WindsOfPestilence]

Dane Cook is hit or miss, his humor isn't for everyone. I personally enjoy it, but I can see why others don't.

[bobybigz]

pfffff stupid steve made me watch this shit. 20 minutes was to much for me and i am amazed of how many people are retarded

[Dondorganes]

Stupid Steve

[MrManuelstrokes]

is his father Red Forman??

[TheSHAROTTO]

OH MY GOD the crying thing is SOOO true! :o

[awesomesauceyumyum]

I AM WINDEXTOR! I WILL CLEAN YOUR SOUL!

[konnii1]

@awesomesauceyumyum HE WARNED YOU!

[Synthesthesia]

Jesus so many likes...this guy is shit. He laughs at his own jokes. The only joy I got from this was when I pressed the pause button and stopped hearing this crap.

[SLAW3LL]

@Synthesthesia No one is makeing you watch this. stop complaining.

[Synthesthesia]

@SLAW3LL So I'm not allowed to express an opinion on something unless I'm showering it in adoration? I can see you'd make a great critic. There's a 'dislike' button and comments box for a reason, anyone can say what they want. If not, there would only be a like button and no comments box.

Who are you to tell me to stop complaining? Do you govern freespech?

He is boring and uninspired. I saw where his atheist joke was going 2 mins before the audience 'got it'. And it wasn't funny.

[SLAW3LL]

@Synthesthesia I never said you weren't allowed I just stated my opinion of me thinking your opinion is shit and i don't like complainers.

[Synthesthesia]

@SLAW3LL I don't like people who just accept everything and don't point out where something is wrong/bad. That's the easy route in life. Critique is a good thing. Artists, for one example, use it to IMPROVE.

And btw, in essence, by telling me to stop complaining, you were complaining yourself. Oh the irony.

[SLAW3LL]

@Synthesthesia oh the dipshits I have to deal with. I don't criticize where I don't think critique is needed.

[Synthesthesia]

@SLAW3LL Lovely. I do think critique is needed. And clearly, you're the dipshit when you can't even accept that someone can genuinely not like something and want to say something about it.

I also really couldn't care less if you think it is or is not needed. You don't control what other people can or cannot say. I wanted to say it, kindly fuck off and stop replying to my comments if you don't agree with them. You don't have to reply. I'm done with you. Go troll someone else.

[SLAW3LL]

@Synthesthesia hahaha. your a joke. I will stop commenting when I want to. If you couldn't care less you wouldn't have responded to my comment,. dumbass.

[TherealDJSinem]

@Synthesthesia hm, nice to know there's another lump of human out there who won't listen to an opinion that isn't theirs....and now all hope for us is lost, because of people like you, who won't listen to people just because they THINK DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU

[PoeticProse7]

While I'm not a fan of swearing/insulting, I just want to applaud your grammar & spelling. I know it's strange, but that's the biggest pet peeve I have about comment sections period. It's also very rare that anyone who is angry can use good language skills, so that must mean that you have an impeccable command of the vernacular when calm. Again, not a fan of swearing, but a HUGE fan of people who can spek well. Please don't stop using English properly . . . it is a dying art!

[ShirleyAndTimST]

@PoeticProse7 speak*

[PoeticProse7]

@ShirleyAndTimST Typing too fast for my own good . . . the great equalizer. Thanks for the heads up!!!

[ShirleyAndTimST]

@PoeticProse7 Lol. God bless.

[DingFukinDong]

344 dislikes?

they watched a 2 hour video to deside to dislike?

[Synthesthesia]

@DingFukinDong You don't have to watch 2 hours of crap to decide it's bad. Skipping through 20 minutes, I knew it was. Or at the very least, what was the first 30 minutes was.

[DingFukinDong]

@Synthesthesia Why dislike anyway?

[Synthesthesia]

@DingFukinDong Because I disliked it? Hard to understand?

[DingFukinDong]

@Synthesthesia But Why?

[yoble87]

@DingFukinDong They probably disliked because of your spelling.

[Miarox1999]

@DingFukinDong no retard they watched a 2 hour video bcuz dane cook is amazing

[Im2Artsy]

@Miarox1999 your an idiot

[DarthRevan638]

@DingFukinDong decide* and yeah it's 350* unfortunately

[river750777]

344 people are atheist :3 and need to get real ^_^

[Synthesthesia]

@river750777 AHAHAHAHA. A religious person telling people who are grounded in reality, that don't believe in fairytales told to them in books or blindly follow that there is a 'god' despite no actual evidence past 'experiences of god', have to get real?

Sound judgement.

[kpillo4]

@Synthesthesia Dude, this is just comedy... you're being a complete butthurt (Btw I'm an atheist, before you start calling me stupid)

[Synthesthesia]

@kpillo4 How exactly am I 'butthurt'? I just used the atheist joke as an example because I thought it was terrible and the crowd seemed to eat it up. I'm responding to comments I think are stupid, and btw, I never once called the guy, or anyone else, stupid.

[blasteroverlord]

sinkbean: like, seriously??

[shanedawsonfan271]

#bionicseahorse trending topic?

[blasteroverlord]

340 people forgot how to laugh

[WafflePhantom]

341 people hate puppies and world peace

[DEG2DEG]

340 people forgot how to laugh.

[sinkbean]

YOU FUCKED UP MY PARENTS RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE OF THE DOORS! NOW IT'S A RELATIONSHIT!!!!

[otaku750]

339 people are athiest

[LoggiWolf]

uhm... the crying part... I kinda only thought that he talked about jerking off... xP

[DeathStalkksu]

YOU...ME.... US...!!

[KickingThePigeons]

337 people took painful shits... poor guys.

[TheSinanbee]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY

[bm56ify]

I DID MY BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[computerscreentv96]

jay ka!!!!