Theory of evolution by Mrs.Garrison

[theaceofbass]

FELL ASLEEP HALF WAY THROUGH



[Charlo233]

got boring towards the end

[wpengkent]

queer

[TheSebssx]

Awesome !

[vincentdonny5000]

fuck you get a life hope you cut yourself fucking bitch

[yogster10000]

ok thats it someone is looking for a good old fasioned country ass kicking

[TheZomgStuff]

I blinked.

[sigvess11]

i put out thr real thing in HD! watch?v=p2QO3c9JL1A

[Quicknick00]

best video ever so detailed it was a very long video and great video sound

[Playfulzeldakitten]

You know what? All you atheists need to shove a sock in your mouth. We have freedom of religion and we plan to practice it. Just because you don't believe in god doesn't mean you have to go to every video that relates to it and spam about it. Arguing will solve nothing. Just because I believe in God doesn't make me any less of a person than you.

[catrnthehats]

151 people missed the dislike button

[ghost97bm]

everything started getting better after 0:02

[FuzzyThoughts]

LMAO!! Best clip ever!

[hunterfg10]

about half way through the video gets REALLY GOOD

[GsliMaIiy]

God Is Good

1. Jesus Christ fulfills over 2-0-0 Old Testament Messianic Prophecies ( Isaiah 9:6-7; etc.) Google Messianic Prophecies fulfilled by Jesus.

2. Jesus Christ makes 30 “I AM” statements in the Gospel of John.

a. “… for unless you believe that I am, you shall die in your sins.” (John 8:24)

Check the Gospel of John in the New Testament.

3. 17 Secular sources confirm that Jesus Christ walked the earth (Celsus, Tacitus, Lucian, etc.) Google Secular sources for Jesus.

[MrShredder67]

@GsliMaIiy god is great. after all, fairy tales always are

[GovnaBuckingham]

@GsliMaIiy gods not real

[Gogetankz]

@GovnaBuckingham Yo Egnostic/Atheist....see you in hell. =/

[GovnaBuckingham]

@Gogetankz you dont go to hell for thinking god doesnt exist

[MrMattylite]

TL;DW

[OoclementoO50]

trop bien cette video

[Omegalore]

Shortest. Video. Ever.

[B0R3Dentertainment]

@Omegalore Best. Video. Ever.

[hardcorezombi]

490 people couldn't watch it

[drzant69]

i like the part were nothing happend! best thing ever =p i got this vid on repeat =]

[udin23]

fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck

[sjackson622]

what is the point of you

[mmecon1]

jai perdu une seconde de ma life

[pamirshknx]

Can't handle that much of information.

[smoothcriminal7033]

This totally went over my head

[jamusignoramus]

The saddest thing is my slow-ass internet actually took like a minute to buffer this vid.

[TheFiscster510]

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[esraretin]

@jamusignoramus lol

[TheAdam9003]

onfg im so sorry i couldnt watch it all it was too long! :(

[theshredator]

the book was better

[shadictehwerehog]

Who else noticed the time before they clicked the thumbnail?

[esraretin]

@shadictehwerehog lol i did

[Pizzaman432]

@shadictehwerehog me

[USGiorgi]

@shadictehwerehog

Well, if you had noticed the time, you wouldn't be posting a comment on here would you?

[MegaBigCack]

I was dozing off for a second that video was just to extremely long. Seriously, I thought YT added a video length cap or something.

[airsoftwarriors2000]

dude this was wayyy too long TRIM IT hahahha

[OmfgItsHenu]

2 long, did not watch

[asteroth876]

Could you trim it down a bit? This video was way too long for my easily distracted and self-obsessed generation.

[dasten123]

good video :x

[TheBenMontoya]

Thanks for posting this video.. it was a little long but it was worth watching! (ps. my favorite part was 0:01 )

[31jalford]

ITS A TRAP

[Campac68]

amazing^^ i loved it *rofl

[FlyGuy22222]

ITS A TRAP FUCKING FAGGOT RAAA GAY 

[Tobiasz931]

too long, did not listen!

[lebking95]

it froze at 0.30 can someone tell me what happened next..=(

[intelligentlman]

One second long. Gay! I posted this except I give you something to chew on 4 your time. I titled this "Darwinism Evolution TRUTHFULLY Explained" right here on youtube!

[JBGirl711]

@intelligentlman shut it bitch. i'm not one to you this word but you fucking faggot it was a fucking joke don't get all pussy about it dumbass!

[intelligentlman]

@JBGirl711 At the end of the day, this posting is GAY! A one second video isn't funny, it's PATHETIC, lie YOU are fagwad!

[intelligentlman]

@intelligentlman By the way, 439 people think you're an asshole too!

[AmyPinkRose]

I liked the part where he

[icecreamcakeandpiex]

Retard fish frog.

[CockyR4]

136 likes lol

[3NilEdnil]

I thought my connection was screwed up again

[TheWorldsStage]

How the hell is there 185 comments on a video that is 1 second long. Oh, wait, make that 186 comments now. Love the vid, By the way.

[vava54own]

tl;dw

[kidkong584]

whoops i blinked

[etoandmessi]

Oh, oh, retard alert, RETARD ALERT!

[hungarylnnjsd]

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[NearTheReviewer]

zzzzzzzzzz....oh come on the videos still hasn't ended!?

[angrygamer1]

402 ppl are retarded fish frogs

[Westwoooooooood]

mine buffered half way through...

[1337sparta7331]

assssssssssssss

[DaInsano]

0:00 is my favourite!

[serpico89]

how the fuck does this have 97, 979 views? i think you had butt sex with a retarded mutant fish baby. 

[MaxedReviews]

wen is the video gonna end shit

[CrazyRsQuester]

0:00 had the best line is televison history!

0:01 was the perfect end to a perfect video!

[bgzkinsella]

tl:dr

[nightflyer777]

@bgzkinsella Don't you mean, tl'dw? Lol.

[zirconviper]

Garrison hit the bullseye. I think there are more retards than geniuses in this world. Remember in the episode where they said 1/4 of the population is retarded? Try 80%.

[carsonmccullar]

@zirconviper that was my favorite episode Kyle: Well then who bombed the twin towers?' Hardly Boys: Are you stupid or something?" George bush: A bunch of pissed off muslims

[Phelan666]

Oh, I loved the part when Ms. Garrison was standing in front of the board.

[BrianJ1962]

@Berniebays

Unless, of course, that's how they spell it (being su-prime) - or maybe we simply got it wrong in the first translation...

What I want to know, is what the sublime beings think - lol

[TheDarkXatu]

they shud put this in a cinema 3d entery 50 euro!!

[Bluevetteboy2012]

WOW that was fast!

[SanguaineSeek]

Silly humans, you minds just can not process information as quickly as the suprime beings.

[AmbassadourOfChunk]

Awesome video dude, mrs. Garrison is so funny!

[PhuckYouT00]

pause at 0:00

lol

[jakeneko]

can i get this in bluray?

[mytube232]

At first I thought... "what the f***"... and then I noticed :) 90k views... but then I was like "omg lol"

[TenkuNoWind]

wtf? xD

[kiddhitta]

my favoutite part was when nothing happened. i think it was between 0:00 and 0:00 im not sure though

[grinfcked]

Best Video EVER

[runnysmokey0304]

I liked the part where Ms. Garrison stood there with an angry face.

[THEHOTDOGMAN100]

holy shit did u see 0.05

[weinerdog121]

LOL WUT

[JimHisself]

I love the part at 0:00

[Olizowshuffle]

do you know what mrs. means?

[UseItAgainstMe]

Thanks, this really has enlightened me. I was so worried about evolution but after Ms. Garrison's speech everything is finally clear...wow, I know so much now. 5 stars. P.S Was a little bit long, kinda switched off halfway through.

[lubu1996]

I loved the part where she said " ". It was really an inspirational speech.

[TheMasterx190]

OMG u wasted 1 second of my fcking life ur gunna pay for that!! >.>

[JonnOvitt]

im laughing so hard cuz of all these comments XD hahaha

[kinodesplat]

My favorite part was 00:00 to 00:00 WOW

[squallz13]

Flag this crap

[anyvido123]

this is almost as worst as getting rickrolled. 0/5

[ckop6a]

of course!

[MrKoolade789]

this theory makes so much sence :D

[isolakitten]

u ppl are stupid. the vid didn't upload right. thats all. it happened to me but i deleted my vid.

[555KoRnKid555]

YAWN

[toad33332]

this is so shit

[netornit]

0:00 was the best...no wonder a lot of people watched it...XD

[billygutter01]

"...brevity is the soul of wit"

- Shakespeare's "Hamlet"

Ha ha ha!

[altikirkbes]

Flag it losers!

[JimboSports]

its too long, might wanna make it shorter

[nocturnezero]

That's what SHE said.

But not to me.

[tiroloko21]

thats what she said

[GTA2008]

its just a picture lol

[KOB3000]

loser

[rabbidbunnyz]

For all of you who didn't get it, there is NO VIDEO!

[thetravelingboy]

I couldnt finish it, slim it down and repost.

[rangakirby654]

i couldn't start it >=(

[MaxFlame898]

dude I couldent even watch the whole thing it was so long

[hwud4l]

@MaxFlame898 Thats what she said :)

[theunknown117]

@MaxFlame898 thats what she said

[TheFartoholic]

haha.

[mcbadassproductions]

omg too so long to load

[414dtc12]

atleast it loaded for you

[ChEwToY125]

67,569 views for Garisson's tits o_O

[Eatenbyazack5150]

That was WAAAAAAAAAAYYYY too long!

[dylan669969]

lol i loved it at 0:00 XD

[nphoria63]

YOUSUCK

[skwalkerdevore]

it was 2 long....

[xxXsouthparkfreakxxX]

huh? wat just happend?

[emodude123123]

GIVE ME BACK 0 SEconds... of my life back...

[1SavageDragon1]

g_g...i feel violated and robbed

[lordnick1575]

plz dont waste my time

[Kaluszko1965]

how this can have 63k views?:D

[metallikakah]

not really views...

63k ''clicks!'

[cerrutiboy]

theoretically speaking, this video can't be 0:00 sec long as the screen would appear to be blank if it were, the screen would not have the time to even generate the image for people to see. hence therefore, this video is not 0 sec long. 0.1 sec long perhaps. n i just wasted 2 mins of my life typing this shit.

[dikeass76]

wow frankis94 is it nessacary to be that gay.. like seriously how is he trying to be kool??? your like talking about him trying to on the top like wtf are u talking about you fuckin faggit

[101jizzer]

Lol, way to waste 0:00 Seconds of my life!! I could of learnt Italian in that time DX

[Jtking3000]

thanx for wasting an hour of my life jackass

[wFeatherstormw]

how in fucking hell did it watse an hour of your life if it is less than a second long

[Jtking3000]

yeah, tis a joke

[wFeatherstormw]

as if

[frankis94]

wow, dude, go die your probably some loser trying to look kool on the net, or a half kool try hard when realy if you wernt such a try hard you would b at the top, but no...your not smart enough to see that cuzz your too bizy tryin to look kool, good for u!...douche

[FFFUUUCCCKKKEEEDDD]

if its 0 seconds long how does it even appear surely 0 is nothing

[marzi444]

lol how do you even get a 0 second long video on here XD lol isnt that just a picture then

[Crappuccinogirl]

What the--?!

[MyDamnYTChannel]

congratulations, the maker of this film is a retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel.

[gregthegooner]

south park my best one is eek a penus and micheal jefforson (micheal jackson)

[blazerfanbc]

I really want to know how this has 51,000 views...

[WinxEnchantix156]

people don't look at the time....we expect summit tht ain't bull crap!

[isaac1348]

thanks for wasting 10 minutes of my life.

:)

[Exiledloser]

It took you 10 min to watch/load a 1 sec vid? thats kinda sad.

~Josh

[MunchyMango101]

this was feakin gay

[anarky4321]

why the fuck would you rate this anything other than 1 star

[pgtiper]

well said! this is a bunch of crap!

[elisaballerina456]

way too long, man are you crazy? how did you even fit that on youtube?

[idosports24]

lmao at 0:09

[Suuuuuss]

haha I think 0:00 was the funniest part of the whole video!

[PkTeeps]

rofls

[arzzzanos]

nice video, i think its a bit to long.haha

[lolzxmyxlife12]

niice.

[naomiroxx]

Wow. That video was awesome.

[Sonic70o]

0:00 was pretty good giys

[CENTENOMONTOYA]

IM A RETARDED FISH FROG :O

[mickyshaun]

pause at 0:00 u can see a mutant retard baby (its iether ms/ mr garrison or the elelution board :P)

[Catz007]

Wow - this guy knows quite a lot about evolution - I wish he explained a bit more though - just to clarify a few misconceptions I had - oh well, maybe the next video will be just as good and informative... (sigh)

[redsoxownu]

lol

[thankor]

wow man, nice job, do you know how much fucking time you have wasted 27 thousand views wooot

[alexismidgetman]

27000 views. wow. you rock. it mustve taken sooooooome time to make this piece of art.

[elmosmyhomeboy233]

if you're gonna make a pointless video this is the way to go. props.