Some Tea

[the3rdjoker]

replace tea with cake asnd you have the set-up for Eddie Izzards Cake or Death bit

[imfromearth]

When I got used to the Dalek's in season 2, I wished for this to happen. My dream came true. ;__;

[Daphnegirl93]

I want a non-violent Dalek sevrant now :I I'd paint a floral pattern all over it and give him a ridiculous name and he'd be my best friend.

[theraveniscool]

A nice cup of extermination would be nice

[katakisLives]

I'll have Earl Grey 2 sugars.

[lashygurl90]

i have this line for when my buddy texts me lol

[ninjabunny30]

This is the first episode my friend saw with Daleks in it, and she was constantly referring to them as "The Tea Dudes." >.<

[vidiagirl1]

BWAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAA

[WHKMart88]

That is the scariest "would you like some tea" I have ever heard.

When a dalek asks you if you want tea, you say yes. Every time.

[Flaky1990]

@WHKMart88 "Ahhh maybe late....EXTERMINATE!

Fine Fine, I'd like to have a cup. :D

[InsertNameHere297]

i crack up every time i watch this

[LOZZArockchick1414]

i would love some tea, thankyou

[AlexanderT21]

For some reason I keep imagining a laugh track after the line xD

[Dragonitlas]

That Tea is a TRAP!

[9solar9]

IT'S A TRAP!

[DomIstKrieg]

jesus, thats funny.

[SsnakeBite]

HA.HA.HA. I PEED IN IT STUPID HUMAN. DALEK PRACTICAL PRANKS ARE SUPREME.

[wisteela]

What a polite friendly Dalek.

[McKnowledge1000]

OK, it's a jammie dodger but I was promised tea!

[MrHenrythethird]

This is a cruel joke to anyone who hates the daleks

[BowtieFezStetson]

this is cute

[mushroomshrub]

You no longer require tea!

[hotelmario510]

"EXTERMINATE!"

"What was that, Ironside?"

"UM...I SAID...EVAPORATE! I MUST MAKE STEAMING HOT TEA!"

[sumbuddyx]

the little pommy flag makes it look like it's got it's own little bowtie. cuz, y'know, bowties are cool.

[DomIstKrieg]

Man, thats funny.

[jake5]

I care for this Dalek and I haven't even seen this episode yet. His little pouch belt is awesome.

[hollywoodwerewolf]

Daleks take care of the humanoids who help them destroy the universe, conquer worlds....

[TheLegacyofHitchcock]

Dalek: Doctor, here is your tea!

Doctor: (takes a sip, spits it out) Oh big, big mistake. Really huge. Didn't anyone ever tell you? There's one thing you never put in a cup of tea tea if your smart. If you value my satisfaction, if you have any plans about making me tea tomorrow there is one thing you never ever put in a cup of tea.

Dalek: What would that be sir?

Doctor:..... Salt.

[KarmStarkiller]

@TheLegacyofHitchcock BWAHAHAHAHA!

[citygirl2192]

@TheLegacyofHitchcock Sir, you have won the internet

[boffgirl]

how do they make the tea i wonder.

[Kaijudomage22]

Would you care for some EXTERMINATE?

[ChocolateHorsez]

0 people would not like tea.

[SithLordRagnos]

Mind=blown.

[trickso]

I love the emphasis it puts on TEA

[7heAre7s]

Is the Doctor sure he didn't cross into some parallel world by mistake?!

[an1m8r]

I want to know how it made the tea??? Be funny if it poured it out of its eyestalk like a teapot.

[ScreechTheMighty]

...What.

I think the universe just broke. Daleks. Asking if you want tea. What. o.o

[gillilra011]

Absolute brilliance, the intonation on the word 'Tea' creases me up every time I watch this.

[Mirtiin]

I was awoken by a loud, irritating Dalek who kept asking if I wanted tea. I think I need a new ringtone. . .

[dknights411]

IT'S A TRAP!!! D:

[DiamondRoseGoddess]

i love the little British flag 

[doctorw2]

this was the only amusing bit about this episode which was very bad but not as bad as the beast below, i was so dissapointed in steven moffat for writing that story, a cheesy looking starship pulled by a space whale bloody hell even the children winced at that one.

[eateroftheflame]

@doctorw2 I liked that one, all that stuff about having to choose between saving the ship and saving the whale was very powerful. If you don't like cheese you're watching the wrong programme.

[doctorw2]

@eateroftheflame you have to be joshing, steven moffat could have made a better story than that and designed a far better star ship i know i could have. doctor who has been cheesy sometimes but, never like that. god if only pj hammond and lawrence miles were producers for this tv programme some proper stories could be made, i love doctor who with all my heart but, i am deeply dissapointed in steven moffat that recent christmas special was just horrid!

[eateroftheflame]

@doctorw2 lol, I liked the Christmas special too, emotional without being a dressed up soap like The Christmas Invasion. Are you my polar opposite, what did you think of The Impossible Planet and The Lodger?

[doctorw2]

@eateroftheflame i loved the christmas invasion its the only decent christmas special ever made it had excitement and adventure without being ostentatious like the other christmas specials. the impossible planet and the lodger were very good episodes i loved them to bits but, the beast below and victory of the daleks made me want to start hanging writers. the problem with the recent christmas special was that it was a jumbled mess of incongruity and i wonder what steven moffat was drinking =O

[eateroftheflame]

@doctorw2 I knew it, I didn't like any of those 3. Oh well, happy watching

[MiguelCC51]

@doctorw2 A copious amount of eggnog perhaps?

[Kerriangel]

Dalek: Would you like some tea?

me: *sarcastic* yeah, youre gonna make me tea with a plunger and a whisk. right.

Dalek: oh shit, the sarcasm means she's seen through our evil plans! EXTERMINATE!

Me; *ducks*

Dalek: WDF why you did not die?

me: i ducked. seriously,. nobody ever thought of doing that in over 40 years?

[TheDarkEricDraven]

@Kerriangel They have, and Daleks can aim anyway.

[Kerriangel]

@TheDarkEricDraven i think the 5 d's of dodgeball apply to the daleks.

Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dogde!

[02hayato]

@Kerriangel they can aim their lazers. you know dont you?

[martha368]

omg tea-dalek FTW

[DrWhoFreak100]

i want one of them for christmas

[lkgrave]

I'm wondering how a Dalek makes tea with a plunger and a laser cannon?

[mikeyman211]

Daleks seem only capable of talking with intensity and rage.

"Would! You! Care! For! Some! TEAaaAA! ?"

[LuvzSharks]

Dalek: *rolls up to me*

Me: *Backs up against wall*

Dalek: Would you care for some tea madame?

Me:.......O.O'...........*fain­ts*

Dalek: Madame?

[marcoma103]

This how i think i should have gone by as :) ...

Dalek:wood u care 4 sum tea!?

Man:No thank u ill wait 4 with my dinner !

Dalek:Exterminate!!

Churchill:Now wat are we goin 2 do this !

Dalek:Put him in the Curry!?

...lol :)

[BLUEHIPPO47]

I couldn't stop laughing when I first watched this..but where were the scones?

[DakNJaxter]

This scene on its own is so random.

Reminds me of that bit from AP3 where doctor Evil goes all the way over just to say "How about Noooo...."

[nathanhickton]

best line since "this is not war, this is pest control!"

[Shadgrimgrvy]

It blew my mind when it said that.

[Darknut321]

how dose it make tea?

[batmanofni]

Strange how one of the worst episdoes in the series has the best line in.

[daleks4eva]

I lol'd. Hard.

[MightySpoone]

What episode is this guys? it's dieing for a sample :D

[vanillaorchid]

@MightySpoone Victory of the Daleks.

[n0oneimportant]

@MightySpoone

Victory of the Daleks.

[SnuggleBubble05]

lol. I was half expecting the dalek to blow up the scientist during this scene. XD

[HiveMistress]

When (prior to watching this episode) I said to my family the Daleks might serve tea I was only kidding! :D

[motorrickmo1]

i just thought it was priceless how he had his own little belt pouch type thing on. when he has absolutely no use for it :')

[footballfab]

@motorrickmo1 I found that dalek quite adorable :3

[Rinnow2]

@motorrickmo1 Congrats for getting the second highest comment, Rickie ahah

[MaxONEFIVENINETWO]

@motorrickmo1 It's full of teabags and sugar. Actually, forget that, how the hell do they even make the tea?

[AlexanderT21]

@motorrickmo1 WE REQUIRE IT TO CARRY TEA!

[kelestra]

@motorrickmo1 Of COURSE he had that Batman-utility-belt deal... where else would a Dalek CARRY tea?

[ChalkeyProductions]

It's even funnier next to his line while being beaten up by The Doctor...

"You do not require tea?"

[slightlyinsaneFTW]

@ChalkeyProductions Or how about:

TARDIS SELF DESTRUCT NON-EXISTENT!

All right, It's a jammie dodger. But I was promised tea!

[Jackoooist]

Alright it's a jammy doger but i was promised tea

[vanillaorchid]

I'm still laughing at this, Genius.