A Cyst, A Maxi Pad and A Fraudulent Crutch

[SonsOfBelhor]

hi, i have to do this surgery in two weeks =\ why is the wound is left open? 

[hereinmarkham]

You are hot!!!!!!! Had it too and man oh man does it hurt like hell

[jahmakinmehcrazy]

going thru the same things my man. totally need to get me some crutches. thank god for laying down and wifi.

[boaterbil]

poor! whats with the hand movments?

[mattie4lucas]

hey i love your video . i had my cyst removed from my butt in february and i still have to put guaze in my wound ,my stitches came out and i could see my flesh very gross

ur video made my day lol

[Daisy72762]

Hey,Jason...you are really funny! Unfortunately,i know your pain...i think i have a pilonidal cyst,but it is more at the top of my tailbone! im terrified to go to the doctor!

[fartbucketable]

You are so funny; my father in law, son, hubby, and friend have bought me pads before when I needed them. All they are are large bandages. Nurses during WW1 started using the large wound bandages, so that is how it all got started.

Now that I have become disabled, I have to use a walker to ambulate, so I am a bit miffed that you felt the need for crutches when in fact, you had no need for them. I would love to be able to walk the Mall without my walker.

[tachi203]

Pathetic.

[gimpysmith]

Paranoid bugger with your crutches :'D

[jr007nj]

: ) !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[adamIambert2009]

Dont be a pussy! I buy my wifes pads and tampons all the time. People bought them all the time when i was in the army for spit shining shoes. You cant out bullshit a bullshitter! Hell make something up.

[RandomX856]

I had surgery, and then the damn thing grew back a few weeks later.

[dlmsuperdave]

Yeah they suck! My doc told me to go to the E.R. so I did after work that night. They cut me open, dug around in there to break it up and popped it like a big zit, gave me vicodin. I didn't miss any work but I had to send my sis to get me maxi pads. Really fucking embarrasing!

[dlmsuperdave]

after watcing the entire video...I gotta say, what the hell is wrong with you? is your self esteem so low that you have to be an attention whore and who has nothing better to do than find out their average time to walk a city block? get over it some people walk slower than others. just a guess by how you talk and gesture, are you gay? seriously?

[Element27]

@dlmsuperdave boo superdave you suck, you are a disgrace to David's everywhere :<~!

[FoulOwl]

Lol...Ive got a freind who has one developing on his ass right now.He didnt know what it was.I showed him some of these vids.He's litterally in the other room sick and freaking out right now.

[roblou62]

LOL, I had some surgery where they had to remove some of my intestines/colon and I had the bleeding problem too, what's funny is I went to the supermarket with my brother and his wife and I decide to go for the pads too. My sister in law was lying down in the aisle of the supermarket unable to breathe and crying (with laughter mind you) cause I asked her the one with wings or no wings, LOL LOL LOL. I think the doctor/nurse should suggest usage of these after such surgery.

[Syriusb12]

That sounded so gross!! But might I suggest Fruit of the Loom undies? They're cheap, and who cares if they get stained! LOL

[jasonverlaine]

haha -- excellent suggestion

[TheUltraworld]

You drink a lot of coffee?

[jasonverlaine]

haha -- i actually gave it up and now now getting my energy from an herbal tea called yerba mate -- much more potent.

[mamabear8]

u just wanted a reason to show us your butt! ;)

hehe

[jasonverlaine]

haha, maybe... i wish i had chosen better underwear though

[KazofJapan]

Hello! This is Kaz.

I'm sorry to hear about your butt surgery. I had ulser on my butt while I was laying on bed in hospital 5 years ago. It hurt really bad. Now it healed. But it sometimes still bothers. So I know how you feel about your butt.

I hope you recover very soon.

Kaz

[jasonverlaine]

there's nothing quite like having a pain in your butt... i'm glad we can finally share this experience :)

[albug09]

wow,i also suffer from those damn cysts,about every 4 0r5 years,so i know what your going thru...never thought about the maxi pad lol,thanks for the tip.anyway dude love your vids very refreshing...keep it up.

[jasonverlaine]

a fellow cyst sufferer! nice to meet you :) this thing is so ridiculous, i can't wait for it to go away... i read about the maxi pads on some blog -- really saving my life/pants at this point... glad you like my videos... more to come :)

[princeword]

so I'm guessing you'e better now, and back in action.

I'm sitting on Ulcerative colitis myself, which is contained by the good somewhat cheap medicine (compared to the US)

I'm with you buddy, ha ha

[jasonverlaine]

oh god, that sounds awful! will i be able to see a video about it?  please?

[robertantonnyc]

Um, you are Crazy! I know you're doing something weird with them maxipads. lol

[jasonverlaine]

these things can really soak up fluid -- unbelievable! i may have to put them to a little test in a future video...

[robertantonnyc]

better than Bounty, eh?

[jasonverlaine]

ohhh yesssss --- nothing can fully penetrate the maxi pad --- nothing :)

[shep2112]

Not even thermite? ;)

[PersonOneBillionSix]

Wow. That is grotesque ha ha ha

[jasonverlaine]

haha -- i know! i've never experienced something so disgusting... and painful :) thank god for vicodin