Game Fails: Halo Reach "Aaaaaand..... scene"

[CosmicSawtooth]

Yoinked by a drop pod.

[K33p3r99]

It's a flat folks.

[mattstorm360]

You know a week before he survived a bus crash...

[CozyBryan47]

lolwut? Did i just hear Emil's voice in the background go "Just like Kat's ass." ? ._.

[dinonick2]

thoughts in jackals mind: OH SHIT HE KILLED STEVE

OH SHIT HES GUNNA STAB ME

*spartan pulls jackals hed back, jackal looks up*

OHHH SHIT

[PallyKalhi]

They planned that... Covie bastards will go to no end to shame you...

[Yorcont]

" That's how i backup my team! " Says an Elite comander covenant 0_o

[gearsofhaloauto]

Grunt: Yea!...shit

[BBardz]

Grunt Caine: you were only meant to blow the bloody doors off.

[danham1856]

@BBardz GONE Reference? :)

[PUN117]

Grunt Leader: Calculating trajectory factor that spartan must be eliminated

Grunt Elite Squad Commander: Quick he is trying to kill my friend jack..nice timing for bait..sorry jack is for the sake of our grunt community we must survive.

*CRASH* Spartan: why...how? x , x Grunt Leader: WE HOME BITCHESS >:D WHO's NEXT 0:09

[Doomshader]

He didn't see it coming.

[hobofam]

HELLO KARMA!

[SuperBungie117]

seriously is that i win for the covenant or a win for noble team

[SuperBungie117]

Showstopper!

[titytit]

trololololo lololo lololo hahahahaha

the game trolled him!

[silverpeak24]

look up before killing a jackle. safty tip. for kids.

[battousai12345]

That guy shoulda wore lightish-red armor

[maidenreligion12]

Don't worry! The grunts are here!

[HammerNHook]

"I just got here, what happened?"

[slus90]

Get greedy and... instant karma.

[zombiewarrior225]

Guy fighting: thats not acting

Guy filming: I don't care I love

[sg1sg]

why do people always stop the recording one second after the fail?

[TheSamMarsden]

TUCKER DID IT

[treeflit]

charlie i think we hit somthing

[derden95]

Spartan: "did I get him?"

[TehHotRoD]

Remember Spartans...

Look both ways before crossing the road,

And look up before you decide to camp.

Trust me, it'll save your life.

[prototypevenom777]

THE ULTIMATE YOINK!!!!

[ThatScarab444]

@prototypevenom777  wouldn't that be a showstopper?

[prototypevenom777]

@ThatScarab444 yeah...but since the have yoink as a thing on halo reach...so what i put kinda made sense...but yeah show stopper is a good one to

[NBKG4SM4SK]

@prototypevenom777 It was the yoinkstopper

[prototypevenom777]

@NBKG4SM4SK OH SHIT...GOOD ONE BRO!!! XD

[nigahiga68]

Kat was responsible for this.

[Chunkboi]

Looks like the comments...

*puts on sunglasses*

Oh crap, now I can't see. It's darker in here than I thought.

*takes off sunglasses*

That's better.

[ntico25]

Looks like he

*puts on reading glasses*

Had some anger managment problems

NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOO!

[hoddieboy601]

looks like im

*takes off sunglasses*

tired of the sunglasses comments

[SheerSniper7]

@hoddieboy601 NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (instead of "YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!")

[seeanson]

@hoddieboy601

well it looks like

*puts on sunglasses*

im only saying this to piss you off

[hoddieboy601]

@seeanson

and it looks like

*takes your sunglasses off*

you want a war

[CunananBanana]

@seeanson 1. You didn't realise that no-one on planet Earth still thinks those comments are cool

3. You didn't realise that I skipped 2...

4. You are smiling, also because your boyfriend is sucking your cock

4. You didn't realise that there are two 4's, and your checking now

5. You didn't realise that there were supposed to be 15 facts, as I stated earlier

6. You are checking, only to find I didn't state it...

7. If you post this to another video, YOUR BOYFRIEND WILL GIVE YOU ANAL TOMORROW

[seeanson]

@CunananBanana i lost you at 1

[SUPERC0W7]

@hoddieboy601 It looks like these sunglasses comments are...

*put on sunglasses*

Getting shady.

YEEEEAAAAHHHHH!

[zenthex1234]

@hoddieboy601 YEEEEEAAAAAAH!

[chopy1]

Trolled by a jackal

[THEONLYCOLT192]

I love how the jackal saw the pod land on him due to the assassination.

[jojam188]

Would be epic if the drop pod yoinked his assassination... Lol i just noticed i said yoinked....................BAB­AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA YOINKED!!!!!

[RieserTheRedR]

How to ruin an assination. So sad :D

[Mystyrio001]

How do all these spartans happen to be at the exact spot that those things land? Either they're psychic, or the aliens have really good aim.

[battousai12345]

So THAT'S how you kill a Spartan

[hatchling001]

Emile NOOOOO!

[K2ACP]

Hello!

[MrUndead333]

YOINK

[iNickMidget09]

Best. Assassination. Ever.

[stormhawkdude]

you know he was thinking

" yeah! Immortal bitch, suck it- fuck."

[Moomoothecow2123]

It just isnt the same without jack and geoff talking :<

[MrBOOMheadshot32]

betrayal???

[shadoz99]

...yoink...

[jasonw131]

Smashing.

[Kingjder02]

and thats why i don't go down there

[reNINTENDO]

When one of the top comments is a comment talkin' about the fact that one of the top comments was once referring to a comment talkin' about top comments, you know you've hit Limbo.

[XXXcRaZyYuGiMoToXXX]

ps... halo cea is awesome

[XXXcRaZyYuGiMoToXXX]

halo n00bz mw3 vets !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[untamedfilms]

@XXXcRaZyYuGiMoToXXX MW3 n00bz, BF3 vets, Halo 1337s, get it right

[XXXcRaZyYuGiMoToXXX]

@untamedfilms wellll yah u got me there

[Rue666]

Pluto nash came to the world of halo.

[xxxclanmw2]

did micheal come up with the title?

[icklenellierose]

Yes! Assassinati-oh ffs...

[0Thescarecrow0]

Am I the only one who's never been crushed by one of these?

[FellowsPlaysGames]

@RELKONSTUDIOS If you watch CSI Miami that is exactly how Horaccio talks in it... both funny and annoying lol!

[SHADOW432156]

@RELKONSTUDIOS i like these puts on sunglasses comments :P

[templarhunter89]

@RELKONSTUDIOS Looks like you...

*puts on sunglasses*

should shut the fuck up.

*walks away*

[DJParkesie959II]

It was the karma pod again, this time killing guys who kill covenant, haha.

[taylordie]

the covenant called... said they might be... dropping in?

[89DarkNinjas]

@taylordie I see what you did there! :D

[nickchiang001]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ ︵ ┬──┬

(‘ °-°） …

(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮

[tomjpr]

I didn't even know you could assassinate jackals!

[studioCR2]

SURPRISE!

[shaftation]

I hate top comments that are about other top comments.

[sonicGTA]

@shaftation oh god don't start

[DiddyDomable]

Yoink.

[deadlykidCs]

guess they got the drop on him

[ironmaidenrlz1]

i saw something like this these 2 guys were like ble ble ble being dicks to this guy they walk backwards they both get crushed XD

[blindsleep]

"Here's our stop..... Hey where is that guy we are supposed to shoot?"

[Starkeyblade]

Hi karma!

[redarmo25]

That was beautiful...

[waffleblog23]

Great now bring in the stunt Double!

[thescud24]

Grunt: Ta-Daa!

[druidenis]

SHOW STOPPER

[red78166]

he brought the drop pod down

[09foofan4]

*looks at title* wow, drop pods really don't like scene kids

[simle505]

Yoink! Double kill!



[EsauIsboset]

DOUBLE KILL

[revampted]

Should have armored locked

[DrTucker13]

Yoink

[xXxiTzCoNoRxXx]

7 People got smashed by landing pods.

[GetAmished]

This has actually happened to me twice in the same game

[Cloud1UP]

And his fist brought down not only a knife, but power from the heavens.

[KHMDarkness]

Would that be considered a 'Yoink' for the drop pod? :P

[LightCodeDemonH]

@KHMDarkness it stole his assination before it registered.

[Stormtrooper9837]

0:08-0:09 YOINK!

[ElPelon2795]

press 2 and yust before it hit him press 8 ^_^

[jdf360pwn]

That's A Rap People

[EdwardHowton]

Worthy of a Monty Python intro sequence.

[rampagsnipe]

how did this not make it on to fails of the weak???

[Tuckerscreator]

@rampagsnipe Because it already has. A lot.

[23Trixx23]

i bet that crushed his dreams of becoming a Captain..

[Spanishkidd4]

Heads up man

[DLxxEpic]

It's like a dramatic scene from a play when someone is JUST about to kill another person and the curtain falls.

[Sharkwizard]

This was how Emile's death was originally scripted.

[DreamedLint]

Wizard of Oz

[kolinmartz]

and that is why you dont sync your watch to a drop pod and send it your location

[Phoenix99Studios]

Now THAT is reinforcements

[MrRougeace]

aw man.... he just got a rare jackal assassination too

[ThePopoproductions]

ow

[rickman1945]

Ding, dong the witch is dead.

The wicked witch of the west is dead!

[knightwolf312]

now that's a curtain call

[thecam3r0nrock]

@knightwolf312 lame

[HalofanWoWSN]

And that is how your father died kids :D

[Hamsterboy1209]

Now introducing the Ipod drop (I know that was lame)

[KillerkilledAgain]

why would anyone dislike this ?

[TheKaneBook]

0:06

Wait for it... wait for it... HI KARMA!

[lonekibademon]

we all know right before the jackel died he said I meant to do that!

[sourbabies]

When both top comments are replies you know that no one came up with something funny to say about the video.

[seop65]

@sourbabies i know right

[tf2maniac123]

@sourbabies or when the top comments are complaining that the top comments comments about unfunny comments...

[BIGBLUBLUR]

@sourbabies When one of the top comments is a comment talkin' about top comments, you know we gotta go deeper.

[Alexiandro0]

@BIGBLUBLUR

When top comments are replies to replies to top comments, you know that someone just had to milk out the joke that just took place...

[BIGBLUBLUR]

@Alexiandro0 When comments are replying to top comments that are replies to top comments that reply to the lack of original top comments are talking about milk, we all just lost our ticket to getting into the Salty Spittoon, and it's all your fault.

Thanks, asshole.

[harryo94]

@BIGBLUBLUR  nah.

[thekingmoss]

@BIGBLUBLUR its commentception!!!

[shadowace007]

@BIGBLUBLUR That's what she said.

[TheAbirdstudio]

@BIGBLUBLUR TOPCOMMENTCEPTION?

[Unit1262]

@BIGBLUBLUR Commception

[BILLYjim56]

@BIGBLUBLUR I agree =D

[anawesomepokeball]

@BIGBLUBLUR Yours is talking abour a top comment on a top comment about a top comment commenting about how there's a top comment.

[BIGBLUBLUR]

@anawesomepokeball Yeah, but as long as I have my totem, I'm fine. Don't lose yours.

[anawesomepokeball]

@BIGBLUBLUR LOL I love your comments

[iDarkMadness]

@BIGBLUBLUR Come on, that's just begging for a thumbs up..

[BIGBLUBLUR]

@iDarkMadness The weird part is I wasn't expecting this to get top comment at all, seeing as how this gag has been done to death. But f--k it, I still find it funny.

...incidentally, do you remember exactly *how* you got into this comment section?

*related videos suddenly turn into bubbles and fly off of computer monitor*

[RJLugo95]

@sourbabies I'm glad you didn't say "Aww yeah!" :L

[Yceb0x]

@sourbabies XD

[ericrocks6969]

grunts: We're here, wait where did everybody go?

[majorafan09]

Hi karma!

[Eseth1]

The drop pod had a crush on him (yea i know its a unoriginal joke)

[spinkicktotheface123]

@Eseth1 looks like that pod

*takes off sunglasses*

got the drop on him. YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAH

[hounvs]

@Eseth1 an*

Then why even make it?

[ArcticWolf125]

@Eseth1 u know them crushes hit hard on ppl lol expecialy when its the drop pod with the crush

[dunterd]

@Eseth1 an*

[XxSoldierSidexX]

@Eseth1 The question is... would you have gotten all those likes if you hadn't said '(yea i know its a unoriginal joke)'?

[TacticalLeo]

The fucker deserved it lol

[oddish124]

@gambolingman he said " just like that you bastards"

[gambolingman]

He died because he said, "Just like that Kat"

Big mistake.

[inuasha1142]

LIGHTS ... CAMERA ... DROP .. wait wha- (gets crushed)

[Shinigamiyami51]

Ooh, flattened like a pancake! looollll

[duddude321]

INSTAKARMA! that should be a medal for dying when stealing a kill or after a betrayal.

thats why you don't steal peoples' kills

[giggityguy]

this definitely should have been in fails of the weak

[TenaciousDalton1]

the ultimate disguise. a drop pod containing grunts

[RaymondG15]

Nooooooo! wont leh chu

[MrKuger9]

imagine if that was an ODST instead.

[ThePheonixKing32]

Either the best of timing or the worst of luck.

[MissAshleyx3]

@ThePheonixKing32 Or both.

[nubbuka]

The show must go on!

[InfamousSookrit]

i dont think these drop pod fails will ever get old lol

[The42ndMikado]

damn drop pods

[PhoenixRebirth117]

Anyone want pancakes?

[masterman467]

@PhoenixRebirth117

aww hellz ya!!