Five Questions for Snooki

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BOOK JERSEY  SHORE

[BlueFallenAngelx]

I think shes actually smart.. Iv never seen jersey shore tho

[SotaventoVIP]

snooki is so stupid D: and ugly xD

[clois95]

This proves ANYONE can write a book. But it sucks that she got it published so right away.

[SikkiBabii]

LOL! and then you have the emos.. 

[Swedguy97]

"I get confused when I read a lot"

You don't say?

[johnzermsc]

boooooooooooring and so stupid .....!!!!!!!!!!

[xXLiTTlePsycKosXx]

she's acting like she's soo smart. LOL

[akitathapa]

she is damn cute!! i love you snooki!!

[theathenakeene]

Did she actually write it? Or did she write it then someone rewrote it? Have any of u read the book?

[sonaya62]

her lips so ugly

but she look realy sweet

[oldenough15]

Talented novelists struggle for years trying to get their books published and this girl get's a deal just like that? Hm, maybe I will apply for Big Brother this year and show my body in a bikini... get drunk with guys and smash stuff up so I can get my career going OH NO WAIT I have dignity.

[WesleyF350]

@oldenough15 u single?

[Madeintheusa6996]

She is so fuckin stupid!hahahahah

[jazzysadler]

I can't stop watching Snooki videos. Shit.

[nonameisftw]

who gives a fuck about a fucking guidette with AIDS and HIV !!!!! i'm fuckin losing hope in humanity

[teebaybee123]

she kinda looks like Jessica Mauboy ( aussie R&B singer )

jus sayen

[mapleria]

She reads Twilight? That explains a lot.

[mapleria]

The top comment made me LOL! Snooki an author? hahahhahah what a joke :P

[DiegoLeggo]

"I think obama does know who we are because he said it in his speech then a week later he said 'oh i dont know those kids' so obama is lying, it's ok, he can admit it." LMAO. i love her!

[acjub]

When people like her are famous, I really fear for our society.

[shelbysupersnake101]

like if she w as dropped as a baby

[marry197]

She make me love being a guidette

[khujo78]

OMG... I actually watch two minutes...I'm dizzy

[Crueltool8]

i just threw up a little

[illmaticstatic93]

she likes to watch the movie before reading the book? ...........solid strategy

[veeveedoll]

Lol she doesnt read some books because she doesnt know whats gonna happen in them. Lmao thats whats supposed to happen.

[Constantinch]

twilight books... right...thats so unexpected !

[monkeybozo1234]

I didn't think she had the mental capacity to write a "friken phenomenal" book. 

[KirstenMarie00]

I love snooki. :)

[phycedelicstarlights]

Snooki:)

[LonelinessAt18]

What the fuck...

[coolstuff620]

@leekymkween yes u dumbass hater. i dont c y people like u r such retards. if u dont even like her dont watch her videos or jersey shore.

[leekymkween]

@coolstuff620 i can see the type of followers she's been raking up -- the illiterate kind.

not a hater, just didn't think she was capable of writing a solid book.

[coolstuff620]

@leekymkween excuse me i dont like her. but i dont hate her. and yes she is capable of writting a book everyone is. you just have to try.

[leekymkween]

@coolstuff620 capable of writing a solid book -- like, something that's actually worthy of reading.

tell that to people with dyslexia.

[coolstuff620]

@leekymkween people with dyslexia could read her book. It may not be worthy of reading for actual use but maybe sometimes normal people dont wanna read the friken dictonary everyday of their damn lives. Its called a fun read ever heard of it. I seriously dont understand why u brought dyslexic people into this.

[leekymkween]

@coolstuff620 There are light novels to read and there are other books that shouldn't have exceeded the word count of a standard children's book.Just sayin'.

Nevermind, I'll stop elaborating here.

[coolstuff620]

@leekymkween good because i was going to tell u to go and fu*k urself and get a life. your probably only stopping because you know that i won.

[kewldudesweet]

@leekymkween she didnt write it....

[meggiemoo3939]

"I read Dear John. And the Twilight books."

Oh God, this is literature?

[miacatkay]

@meggiemoo3939 They aren't THAT bad...

[boshradanishyar]

@meggiemoo3939 i knoww what u mean and i add hunger games i rade all of them and they make the most moneyyy

[leekymkween]

she can write?

[thewillfulldreamer]

@leekymkween I was asking myself the same thing.

[prettyplagues]

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[Tuemogensen]

lol.. sounds like she's saying "hello, im the cold pussy".. :D..

[BlaqMusik]

"im gonna read my book a lot because i wrote it" No, ur gonna read it cuz someone wrote it and wanted to sell this book and just needed your name on it lol

[jonney999]

It's not that I hate her, she's just trying to make a buck. My issue is that we live in a world where we celebrate this mediocrity, make it rich and give it space on TV to influence others.

Being famous shouldn't be a goal, it's should be a side effect of being incredible at what you do.

Show me someone that looks up to her, and I'll show you a huge lack of ambition.

[theplushfatty01]

Snooki rules!!!! What are you guys talking about shes fricken hilarious!!! Get a sense of humor trolls

[MarinaIsHere]

...''because he said it in his speech'' ? You must be new here.

[tray7008]

@karlaAndjesus my bad I don't know the rest of your user name but exactly

[oipolloi1]

Obama just lost my vote.

[KarlaAndJesus090210]

@tray7008

Thank You i couldn've said it better myself. I hate hating ass people if you don't like the person why do you take time from your life to worry about the person. Everyone that hates on snooki deserves a big FUCK YOU because i love snooki and i look up to her. And also why do you even watch the video if you hate her so bad! Dumb ass people. Excuse me language but i just hate when people talk so much shit!

[curlybro7]

I hate this bitch.

[raaaaaarr]

you can't get any more shallow than this, it's like she's a souless robot

[tray7008]

All you haters stfu u don't kno anything bout her and if you dislike her so much then why the fuk r u watching her videos jus proves your haters get a damn life every time I watch one of her videos u haters gotta cement dumb shit like "i wana shoot my self in the face wen I watch this" well go nd do it hater

[openbarx]

besides jersey shore?? yeashh besides watching urself on tv..how can that be ur fav. it took u 1 day to read a whole book ..i dont belive u..lier,,shes lyiig i can smell that greasy fuck from here and shesa so stupid shit shes starting tro loom like a greanade urself bitch ...talkin bout grenade pshhh whatu talking bout everuybody like to have fun pazrt clubing bitch im tired of watchin ur bitch ass on tv hah

[ziggmyster55]

Is she like 14 years old? My god. FDSLK;LKS; OH MY GOD. Why is "Snooki" famous? Why???

[ixKilledxThexCookiex]

her answers make me want to kill myself.

[noukraine]

This is why America is failing.

[ComradeLeonTrotsky]

she can't read anything that hasn't been turned into a movie because she gets confused !

[ComradeLeonTrotsky]

this bitch has never even read a book

[ComradeLeonTrotsky]

over / under on how many years she lives without going to prison ?

[TheCommidor]

This is rediculous. The Jersey Shore is equivalent to a zoo where the animals just run around and fuck all day. It's the downfall of American Television. And people wonder why people hate America? Maybe because these animals run rampant and make big bucks for doing nothing.

[Slapstick2point9]

what kind of creature is that? :$



[KhiConKhin]

This is what other countrys see America, good job Snooki!

[NickJoones]

i love snooki

[katyperry510]

no 1nse going 2 buy it ...... i think u all realize it

[Michelle102110]

Snooki is awesome; some of yall are just haters.

[popndrop15]

god damn this bitch can read?

[SHAKINGBABIES]

dumb cunt.

[thecommenterism]

she's a frigging grenade

[dietermeyer1]

I'm embaressed for having clicked on this video.

[dancechikaaa]

Love her!!!

[SpadeThief]

"i get confused when i read a lot" you just seem confused in general... Wait this chicks famous? wtf? the more i hear her talk... the more i wonder how she made it out of her house...

[31ripa31]

People underestimate her.... Think about it, she's rich and living in millions probably more than any of us will ever make that quickly. In that sense, she's not dumb at all

[moviechannel1012]

Shes so pretty & adorable. Really? "she can read? and write?" Get real dumbasses

[saqtah]

I dont know why I really really want to fuck her

[hannahmayxoxox]

stop hating you dont know who she is, you cant judge someone you only know form a reality program were the producers cahnge things around to make them more intersting. she is dont dumb she went to a vet school and got good grades. dont hate her because she donsnt fit in with everyone around her, love her beause she is who she is and she accepets that.snooki or nicole is a amazing cute and adorble lady! i bet you dont know much or anything about her thats not on the show. so you cant judge her.

[Bucket2310]

Obviously you're DONT DUMB...(NOT dumb) you illiterate fuck, go and read a book instead of watching these brainless posers. And what the fuck does cahnge and donsnt mean? You mean change and doesn't?

[ReBeccaLeBlancxo]

0:39 so cute :) love snooki !

[martytoohott]

she's actually from chile

[107109]

I think there's a 'jiminy' in her Brain!

[ericaisawesomer]

she's beautiful. you don't even know her. stop hating.

[Michelle102110]

@ericaisawesomer Exacttually.

[awkando]

I'd tap that!!....With a baseball bat....

[DawnFaerie]

I love Snooki! She's cute, I mean yeah- she's dumb as a doorknob, and a very poor excuse for a human being, but she's orange! And she has a funny voice, and she's adorable.

[7Rafe7]

@DawnFaerie i think south parks interpretation of her is similar to the way i think of her

[hici61]

@DawnFaerie like a umpa lumpa

[jono1956]

dumb bitch

[blackmask699]

what a fukin dog

[cabooses1fan]

I'd hit that!....with a shovel....

[PillowFightedTV]

@cabooses1fan When you see a chicken~ You hit with a shovel C:

[AppleTree33]

@cabooses1fan that made my WEEKEND

[darkmagicianawsome]

"I get confused when I read a lot"

Explains her entire school life...

[f4rfr0ms4n3]

ya kno, i don't like snooki anymore than the next person, but at least she's trying to make something of herself. i mean i'm pretty sure no one that's commented anything bad about this video has done anything better with their lives. don't judge. all you need is love.

[TheBieberNickole]

oooo i loveee snoooki shes a bab:)

[pinoyfighters]

she gets mad cock.

[PrincessE8888]

she wrote a book?? how the hell... what the hell happened to only having authors who were actually intelligent....??

[PattayaBen]

Just gotta love her ... she's so kool and sweet and funny....

[HahahahaOMG100]

Shes so cool. Really. I honestly really like her ! :D Go Snooki!!!! :D <3

[rexryanify]

Doctors just shake their head at this girl.

[GluchicusMaximus]

How... Dumb can you be? Really?!

[crebuli]

you know you have a learning disability when you can't understand what's happening in the twilight series. actually, you know you have one when you start reading twilight at all.

[markkevinbaileyjr]

USA Today.... REALLY?

[mickmos]

This comment cannot express the hatred i have for this dude bitch

[emmadeeeee]

"What are you reading right now?" BWHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAA!!­!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait, you were serious?

[brentianbloom]

LOL! I love how to interviewer kind of tries to up Snooki's intellect "What are you reading?" "...Dear John, because I loved the movie" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Snooki just can't do smart, she can't do anything. She's only good for trashy times, and funny quotes.

[uTubeUSR198347372]

what a fucking joke she is!

[TheSoccerKitten]

"I get confused a lot when I read" EPIC FAIL

[TheSoccerKitten]

Friggin phenomenal? Big words for Snooki! *Smashes face on computer keyboard* dkafsj dlarwug-qe9rp goqrih

[serbiangoddess98]

"No hard feeling about the tanning tax, because i still go." hahaha

[MtlRaph]

thank you, USA today

[BmarleyBo]

you know how to write?

[SerenaChuff]

Awww she's so cuteeee

[cp69yoo]

Idgaf everyone thinks she's stupid and shallow i absolutely loooove her lolol

[ItstheJenny]

@cp69yoo i agree!

[ilovezach1988]

HAHAHHAA <3

[solve809]

I hate how she feels pressured to be this crazy disgusting girl from TV, and now she's becoming that fake personality from the show. I really dislike her now.

[101feven101]

@solve809 How is she fake? I think that she's the least fake out of the cast, especially the new girl who is trying to hard to be like her, it's so annoying. Snooki has always been herself.

[solve809]

@101feven101 snooki was never as annoying as she was in the italy season. first season she was funny and cute. but now she took the sluty act to a whole new level. she isnt like that in real life. how do i know?she says it herself in her old vlog.

[101feven101]

@solve809 I agree- but I don't think that she does that intentionally, it's just the stress of the show and having to drink and party nearly very night. The show is so far from reality now it's ridiculous, it needs to end.

[solve809]

@101feven101 i will be worried about her if she didnt do that intentionally. i agree with the show needing to end. the entire cast lost their appeal ever since they started to get carried away with drinking, sex and this guidette (dont know how to spell it) bs. it came to a point that in italy most of them didnt want to be there that even deena wanted to leave because all they did was club and drink.

[101feven101]

@solve809 yes, that's true... they didn't even sightsee until the last episode.... that's partly the producers' fault though

[solve809]

@101feven101 which shows they are pressured to mainly drink and club.

[lovestospooge646]

bimbo

[MyUsername156]

aw she seems quite sweet

[CallaLily76]

oh no she didn't say the Twilight books.. >_<

[FoxD89]

Wow she's retarded (but i guess we all knew that) a "guido" was used to put down the Italian-American people pretty much calling them poor and low lifes.

[CountessKitty18]

pretty eyes

[madashell1200]

I just don't like her. I've tried too. But time after time she proves that she is unlikable. I can't imagine anyone could be her friend for long(unless they were paid). Its the way she treats people around her. Telling people she hates them and picking fights. Not to mention all the stuff she breaks. She doesn't want friends she wants people who kiss her ass and cater to her twisted personality.

[smoebroex]

love snooki cutest thing ever

[DreadyReadyGirl]

theres like jiminey for like an awkward moment x10 and then theres weh``

me: FALCON PUNCH

[onaspringafternoon]

SHES SO STUPID

[spacitydrummer4JC]

She looks like a giant Cheeto.

[alikill]

she's so gross and stupid 

[amanjman111]

How is this attractive? -___-

[thisisryanblood]

Where's the poof?

[lonermon]

she gets confused when she reads . how completely unsurprising. she had her repeat the word "author" twice cause she wasnt sure of the meaning of the word . " i knew i was gonna be famous one day " ...keep tryign , your a million miles from famous. flash int he pan fluff.

[youlovelittleboys]

@lonermon She had the woman repeat the word "author", because she liked the title and being reminded that she is now an author. Not because she didn't know what an author was.

[Theamazingpinkninja]

dude she looks like my little sister. O.o I'm afraid.

[GTLx16]

Gross hair.

[somanguuu]

is it a "thing" to be retarded nowdays..?

[vishnugupta96]

she can read? AND WRITE?

[TheQwerty92x]

@vishnugupta96 @ilovetunes2013 No Snooki can't, but Valerie Frankel can.

[TheFriendsFriend]

Pizza of pizza fell on my space bar and paused the video right after she said "Then, I also started reading the Twilight books!"

Good pizza. I trained you well.

[chicho095]

yay...she can read Clifford The Big Red Dog...

[XBladeWingX]

is this what society has come to? is this all that is needed to get published these days?

[MrStarbucks1989]

She can read?

[synful31]

I love Snooki!! She would be such a great time! Never a dull moment for sure! Hot too!!!

[giodmx313]

Snookie and Book ???? seriously??? what has world come to ???

[ThePaigeifiy]

The one thing that really bothers me is when people call Nicole or "Snooki" slutty. That is one trait that I have never seen her show, and I have literally seen every single episode of Jersey Shore. She's the only person on there who doesn't come off that way, so I feel that people who come right out and say she is are being pretty ignorant.

[AlexNash08]

During the part where she's talking about the books she's read, I cringe.

[Hez123666]

Good god...

[HellzNord]

Is she actually speaking? Because the only sounds coming out of my speakers is durr durrp durrpin hurr durr duh whoa huurr durr duh durrr

[snooki090]

dont hate haha my nick name is snooki 2 from the same movie as she did =D stop ur hatting peps

[Weezyfbaby352]

@spitballz actually you're pathetic for hating.

[Thistoxiclove]

aww people need to stop hating on her, she's so cute and funny hahaha

[spitballz]

I can't believe she referred her as an "author" this is so pathetic

[Mrssassybutclassy]

@spitballz only an ass hole would leave this kind of comment

[PreciousRubine]

Did she write the book or did someone write it for her?

[jace289]

Mcboilre u are worst then snooki she's amazing and way better then any one else she's sort of what I what to be when I grow up but the only reuson u think she's dumb is because on j shore she's drunk on j shore I am way way way way smarter but in real life she's prob as smart or smarter then u

[mcboiler]

@jace289 Oh where to begin with this comment?

Let's see:

* you spelled my name incorrectly

* you used worst incorrectly

* you didn't use any punctuation in the entire drivel you call a post except for the occasional apostrophe.

I weep for our future if this is what our public school system is producing. This is certainly why I check my

kids homework each day.

Even more disturbing is that you are using her as a role model! There are several strong women to admire out there!

[mcboiler]

I lost IQ points listening to this.

[derekhunter37]

I just don't understand what seperates her from any other normal person.