Fruity Oaty Bar

[phaikia13]

Hey! The blue sun rises in the intro! *i see what you did there* :P

[CeruleanFilms]

Well, they're now making Brawndo and Stay-Puft Marshmallows... we can hope.

[zombieporn99]

*He he he giggle giggle* Meanwhile, River just starts killing people.

[sidawaytony]

Whichever way you cut it this ad makes more sense in about 15 seconds than Lost did in five or six seasons.

[Tess1061]

-Hulk Mode-

[malevolentburrito]

Shiny!

[kinkynikk]

Only in Japan.

[SNKennedy100]

@kinkynikk Wrong. Not in Japan.

[DestinysNinja]

Woah, why did I just wake up and why are there around 20 unconscious men on the floor?

[gabrielcrimson]

@DestinysNinja what you do when you get drunk with 20 men is your business but it's probably best you don't spread it around the net.

[DestinysNinja]

@gabrielcrimson ahahhah, touche.

[gabrielcrimson]

@DestinysNinja lol sorry man i couldn't help it

[DestinysNinja]

@gabrielcrimson look that's okay, I'm sure River had to put up with it too

[MPSecare]

what the...... ?!?!?!?!?!!? gah!

[Panthiest]

No wonder River went nutz and beat everyone senseless LMFAO!

[marsillusionist]

MIRANDA!!!!

[onldhes]

Ok seriously. where is the subliminal message to kill? I don't see it?

[VarsityNapCaptain]

I really can't blame river. Conflicts not really in my nature and that still made me want to kill a motherfucker.

[sangheili1024]

Cue River Tam beating up everyone.

[anjacheng]

I'm Chinese and i don't get what that guy's taking about :D

[LizzieBananas]

I don't blame River. It's impossible to watch this without getting the urge to kill

[REDIAR8021]

my erection just impaled through my pants................

[MrAluminumJacket]

Taste the rainbow, motherfuckers!

[skulljoint]

Must kill John F Kennedy...

[medicca]

"That's for chickens to laugh at"

[DavidSSabb]

Hey those look pretty good, maybe I should go....BEAT....UP...EVERYONE...­IN...BAR!

[Cecilff2]

I have a strange urge to do math.  Hopefully with less deadly results than last time.

[Merc065]

i wonder what the fuck those things tast like :P 

[NateSean]

Ah crap. I've kicked everyone's ass and now, for some reason, I have the strange urge to line dance.

[someone332]

That's... strange.

[likeaflood629]

Is it bad that I've listened to this like ten times?

[emowolfcry]

@likeaflood629 No its not I watched it with my boyfriend and we started singing it....AT THE MALL!!!

[Fuzzybear2424]

miranda.

[bluframe2l]

Fruity Oaty Bar. Available in Banana, Mandarin Orange and Pineapple flavor.

[SmilinSweetpea]

Where did this come from? How can I access the easter egg on my DVD?

[bradparedes]

i feel asamed that im watching this

[meepfeet]

Wow... no wonder River went berserk ;)

[kalaong]

"Can we make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Needs to be weirder. More ...bizarre. How about 'uncanny'?" - Joss Whedon

Yes, yes they can.

[timepope]

This is the best ring tone ever. I "almost" on "on a new target" always get a pause... and someone then saying. wait is that that song from that firefly show...with that ship?"

[LadySesshomaru18]

Lol, I'll randomly sing this song in public and people will look at me like..."What the fuck" It's great. I love this song.

[RookofIvory]

What does the Mandarin say?

[ClamThingy]

All I can sat is: What the shit?!

[FlAyM1]

15 mice weren't made into men

[LamonicBomb]

@FlAyM1 or maybe they just didn't bust out of their blouse!

[TelcoPhil]

This is the first time I ever understood what they were singing.

[Phlurpit]

Miranda........

[napalmwedding]

Have to agree with River on this one: Hearing this makes me want to beat the shit out of a room full of people.

[Shmiefman]

Damn you blue sun.

[SalmonMage]

... Miranda...

*starts kicking butt*

[Ghostgirl777]

They can terraform planets, travel across the galaxy in spaceships...but they can't make decent ads? >_<

[Grdankl]

"Miranda"

*Badassery ensues*

[darkchet2003]

@MrMedal77 They turn the assassin mode on, she starts to beat everyone around. The mess caused calls Alliance's atention, they come, use the same words Simon used to turn River off. And they capture her with no trouble.

[darkchet2003]

@MrMedal77 I think that's only to switch on her assassin mode.

[mhorrighan]

... Miranda ...

[pvm23456]

ATTENTION EVERYONE: There is a movement forming to gather a couple hundred thousand people to pledge to donate money to Nathan Fillion or Joss Whedon to produce a SECOND SEASON of Firefly for online distribution. Go on facebook and like "Help Nathan Buy Firefly" or go to helpnathanbuyfirefly . com for more details. BOOST THE SIGNAL! GET THE WORD OUT!

[5640802]

Tap left on thr Serenity main menue until you get to a red triangle on the right side.

[marsillusionist]

MIRANDA!!!!

[jasmineleiylani]

Is anyone else disturbed that the Strawberry does something vial all over their faces?

God I miss this show!

[bobrox123abc]

@jasmineleiylani this was a show?..... O__e

[argorn8778]

@bobrox123abc It was a commercial on the movie Serenity. If you plan on watching it ever, watch the full fourteen episodes of the show Firefly first.

[bobrox123abc]

@argorn8778 lol kk

[ilovebiznatches]

......Miranda.....

[kewlkat8208]

Oh grea, now it';ll be stuck in my head tomorrow at work.

[Idude893]

Cue River Tam related massacre in 3...2...1...

[KingAemon]

WHERE THE EFF DID YOU FIND THIS!!!???? AWESOME!

[minipunkrockr]

@KingAemon

its in the movie called "Serenity"

[KingAemon]

@minipunkrockr I know that, but where did you get the full clean video? Mr U tears it apart but that's the clearest I can see?

[TopGunSGA]

@KingAemon It's an easter egg on the DVD

[pheenix42]

"Hey, a tussle!"

[OldBrowncoat]

Yummy!...Quaker Oats are you listening?

[myndrunner]

15 people are Alliance Scum!

[PureMadness]

0:18

Anyone care to translate?

[Quickleaf]

@PureMadness

I can only help but think he's saying, "My head...is full....of FUCK!" >,> That's how I felt after seeing that...

[danschaoticmind]

Hey why is my room suddenly destroyed?

[102Mod]

WTF????

[fatibel42]

I suspect it was this jingle that really sent the reavers over the edge, around the corner and off the cliff.

[PandaBearLuv3r]

I was just watching Bleach and people in the comments were saying Rukia is flat. I think she should use these! :D

[DomIstKrieg]

Miranda.....

[wjrasmussen666]

Eta Kooram Nah Smech

[veni0the0big0one]

@wjrasmussen666 what does that mean anyway?

[DisarrayINC]

Love the blue sun at the start.

[eskilla]

Must...resist...impulse...to..­.start...bar...fight...

[Famizen]

What the fuck!? Are these drugs or what?

[itsthequietones]

AAAAHHH! I will now have this stuck in my head for the next bazillion hours...

[TheKingofnoob]

Can we start with part where Jayne gets knocked out by 90-pound girl?

[Jiaal]

@TheKingofnoob Cause that's never getting old.

[ericscheurer]

Fruity Oaty Bars!

Make a man out of a mouse.

NOT MANDATORY

Fruity Oaty Bars!

Make you bust out of your blouse.

NOT MANDATORY

Eat 'em all the time!

Let 'em blow your mind!

Miranda...

[Ba4oKolio]

NOT MANDATORY

[Gateboy42]

...MIRANDA *starts kicking serious ass*

[6235river]

It's kind of funny that I'm watching Serenity now.

[ItaniaJustrivger]

feeling... strangly compelled to remember... OH!! PEOPLE! ATTACK!!!

[Famizen]

There's a hidding message in this vid... I just know it...

[schfiftyfivehundydoo]

oh, VERY mandatory

[MistaBlank79]

Miranda...

[izlude2]

@xxVampiricRomancexx no i mean species. asians are not humans, they are mongoloids.

[bunnyandpanda]

@izlude2 looooool i love you xD that's hilarious man. awesome response. fuck everyone else. we rule this world.

[WxIxZEGUY]

XD! Predictably, the River kicking the crap out of people jokes are abundant. Reading the comments left me laughing for days xD!

Huh? Oh it's bob. Hey bob, hey, why's your nose all bloody What do you mean i hit you? Oh, he's dead.

[HailTheOri]

Hey everyone, look at this! *holds up a glowing blue bar, while wearing blue gloves*

[generalflood]

NOT MANDATORY

[WillxKillx4xPudding]

Thank God i'm alone right now. i'll just have to settle with kicking my own ass.

[Salieri325]

Did that floating strawberry just bust his load on their faces?

[izlude2]

what species are they? i would say indian but i see an asian man.

[Iridescent93]

Why does it make me want to punch a rainbow?

[MorgaansBoy]

it makes me want to strangle small cute animals

[CrayDragon]

Uh...cyriak's deranged child or something? lol

[souske25]

i have the sudden urge to fight people

[TheHunterBuddy]

This is like watching the hypno toad.

[Apollo11222]

*Starts kicking every ones ass in the room after watching this*

[werewyrm1]

i think i know why this made river want to kill people, its not an imbedded message it just blows boat people

[zeke1337]

I want one.

[JheakrynaKyAlur]

ALL GLORY TO FRUITY OATY BARS! BZzZzZzZZzZzZZzZzZz

[wazzap1178]

this thing is friggin' disturbing :P

[JSimp140]

Это курам на смех

Hopefully, that made you fall asleep.

[6235river]

@JSimp140 What language is that? I've always wondered ever since the movie.

[Figroliun]

"Do you know that girl?"

"I really don't..."

[DrMcNinja56]

fuck i just punched my mom in the face :( stupid commercial!

[DomIstKrieg]

Miranda..........

[kjjejones42]

WHY CAN'T I STOP WATCHING THIS? XD

[Vamphaery]

No power in the 'verse can stop Fruity Oaty Bars.

[hectorbacchus]

Buono! Bravo Bravo

[hectorbacchus]

Haha! look at the video from Buono! the music has a a slight similarity.... cool though

[HaninatorForthewin]

The Reavers are behind this, I can feel it! XD JK.

[danschaoticmind]

Miranda.....

-kills everything and everyone-

[HieronymusReiter]

I've had this stuck in my head for days... not even Tarako can push it out. It reminds me so much of "Let the Sun Shine In" from the end of the Flintstones.

[Sylar03]

Hmm....I have a strong desire to beat people up now.

[DimensionO]

This is one of the catchiest fauxmercials I've ever seen. Advertising people really need to dissect this so that my world can be filled with ads as effective and awesome as this one. Seriously -- I've watched this nearly 100 times in a DAY.

[joeyheadset]

I've just eaten 5 of these fruity oatey bars and I'm starting to feel sort of dizzy. Please advise :o

[qcaspian]

miranda... *takes off jacket* *starts beating people up*

[DarthKain0]

This is extremely strange, especially when you consider it's in the same universe as the Hands of Blue and all the other crazy shit that goes on in the Firefly 'verse...

[bototheone1]

I'd buy it. The commercial totally made sense.

[hoshidoragon]

WHERE CAN I BUY THIS DELICIOUS PRODUCT.

[Idude893]

This is weirder than a commercial about Slusho. 

[1freckleface2]

oh crap... i just lost it and beat up everyone around me.... :(

not again!

[SweetMelodyP]

Oh my gawd... why are my neighbors dead? And where did this gun come from. I was watching this like I am doing now ... Miranda... *gone*

[halocow450]

Miranda......*starts kicking ass*

[Daevi1]

Miranda...

[uraharafkedme]

omg theres natural disatrs and cows in the back ground lol

[heliopolis07]

i dont know what happened, but i think i saw a tsunami o_0"

[wtflol3657]

my account name goes well with things like this

[7thdarkforce]

no wonder river killed everybody lol

[tombkeeper11]

shiny

[LordOfTheGnus]

Anyone else notice the field of cows?

[rhesuspieces81]

"Serenity" subliminal message?

[thisisjoshman]

Fruity Oaty Bars, make a man out of a mouse

(doo doo doo doo doo)

Fruity Oaty Bars, make you bust out of your blouse

(dah dah dah dah)

Eat 'em all the ti-AHHH KILL KILL DESTROY MURDER DESTROY KILL MURDER KILL EVERYONE AHHHH

[R8erNation636]

Would you be shocked it it turned out this was partly inspired by Mr. Sparkle from the Simpsons?

[katrus]

@R8erNation636 It _was_ inspired by Mr. Sparkle. :D

[JamesBlond000]

@R8erNation636 Not at all!  Joss admits to being inspired by Mr. Sparkle, actually!

[670chris076]

lmao

[tehblintzor]

Great, I just beat up everybody in my apartment.

[PerogiXW]

You won't get the subliminal message unless your mind is preconditioned to do so. Suffice it say, that octopus has many layers.

[rebeldragon5]

@PerogiXW Well, just in case: Eta kuram na smekh.

[ZombiePirate2]

@rebeldragon5 WELL DONT SAY IT!!!!

[IggyUpstart]

.... Miranda ...

[Alexrules4ever]

wheres the subliminal message

[Alexrules4ever]

Is there a subliminal message in this...

[Alexrules4ever]

There is something wrong with those cartoons

[supafly345]

Is this shonen knife?

[WEEleeEIRE]

why does everyone keep saying Miranda!!?

[SulliMike241]

Watch the movie Serenity, then you'll understand.

[WEEleeEIRE]

what does a sc-fi movie from 2005 got to do with this...lol

[SulliMike241]

This commercial comes from that film.

[WEEleeEIRE]

so why do people keep saying miranda?

[6235river]

@WEEleeEIRE It's from the movie Serenity. River Tam saw this commercial, the subliminal message messed with her brain and then she kicked ass.

[pheenix42]

Miranda.....

[wjrasmussen666]

Everytime I see this I want to kick someone's ass.

[anibell2]

omg i didnt think this was real!!! i thouhgt it was only something in serenity!!!! no wonder why river went postal........

[jakepinkphloid]

"the oaty bars?"

[BaronAmerican]

我很丟臉。我沒有吃Fruity Oaty Bar.・我很丢脸。我没有吃Fruity Oaty Bar.

[YNot1989]

Jesus tap-dancing christ that would make anyone go apeshit!

[cnoyes72]

Not Mandatory!

[OmegaNexus1]

Making this my new iPhone ringtone.

[tr0gd0re]

I think the oaty bar is talking to me.....