Yor: Hunter From the Future Movie Review (Part 1)

[MultiTexasstar]

Wooooo, SPACE MUTINY!!!

[MultiTexasstar]

I will buy this Yor on DVD on the day it comes out if it ever comes out.

[MultiTexasstar]

Yes, YES, I have this movie.

[jimgroome]

"Help me cut the choice meats!"

[CSNazo]

5;24 What is spoony showing here? I just want to know so I can look for it on the internet

[LastNetwork2]

@CSNazo Space Mutiny

[suokkis]

Yor's world! He's the MAAAN!!!

[MrHEC381991]

Ahyu hyuhyu, girls :P

[Ichiyoru]

I'm going to be the one to say this but DAMN that boy looks hot as hell! It might just be the fuzzy graphics of the movie but *whistles* He can be cheesy,a death machine, and totally lame, but he can wear a loin clothe for me baby!

[longfootbuddy]

this used to be on youtube, but now the fuckers charg 2.99 to watch it

[ShinzouMahi]

"He never sees the sun" - He's always on the run, always moving so that the sun is on his back, thus, he never sees the sun.

[jakethedukester]

what movie at 5:23?????????

[helljumpr5150]

In a time before time...before the legendary manly awesomnesses of Bruce Cambell, Chuck Norris, or Bruce Lee...there was only...Reb Brown.

[hauk93]

Before ... Or rather after Chuck Norris, there was/is/is going to be only YOR!

[1TrulyMad]

@rush1er As if there was anything else to describe the pure, unmatched awesomeness of that one pure moment. Kenshiro, stand aside. Kamina, go sit and spin. Bruce Campbell take notes pal. Chuck Noris, go shave you yokel. All hail Reb Brown.

[rush1er]

... my head exploded

[queenville]

"he's gonna make all them white bees look tame tonight" -.-

[dtek40k]

nice mst3k style review

[biobladedtaco]

whats the music he uses at the part where he shows the pics?

[mclineohio]

Part 1... We're gonna need a lot more hem before we're though.

[1857classic]

Goddammit, now I can't get that bloody song out of my head!!

[1TrulyMad]

OOH MY GOD, flying with a giant bat corpse to kick a purple caveman in the face. If that wasn't Frying the coke I don't know what is!

[Undamagedaddyk]

@1TrulyMad Flying the bats?*gets shot*

[killerpuppetman]

@1TrulyMad no its flying the bat lol

[rush1er]

Seriously though, I remember watching this on TV as an awe-struck child, thinking of the awesomeness of Yor! Everytime it came on Network TV(I was to poor for cable) I would always watch! Ya'll better just remember, that this is.." Yors World, He's the Man!"

[MegaCriswell]

purple cavemen.lmao

[ToxieDogg]

Because of this review, I ended up watching this and most of Reb Brown's other shitty movies. Damn you Spoony, my life will never be the same again :D

Great review by the way, had me laughing my ass off at times. :)

[AilurLuca]

when you say ""white bees", you mean "wild beasts" right? we, still funny as fuck :)

[TheDarkDemonHero]

was that manos: the hands of fate?

[RorschachPT]

you can get it in Laserdisc =)

[GreenGearMood]

When he says its sort of like Berserker... is he talking about Berserk? And the completely inappropriate OP that goes with Berserk?

[EnigmaDrath]

I love how they're singing how Yor's "the man" while Yor's running and skipping over rocky terrain like a pansy XD

[tokyopanda13]

Yooor's wooorld, heeeee's theeee maaaaan!!

[fantezie]

To Noah and all of you:Is this movie worth watching?

[thesuicide1011]

thast dumep



[mattiathekaiju]

Do you know that Yor was originally a tv miniseries and a comic?

[scottieman2]

-right after Willow clip- Yeah, I know, I'm still in therapy.

[mattiathekaiju]

Do you know that this movie is part italian?

[Mahapurusalaksana]

Wasn't "white bees" supposed to be "wild beasts"? lol

[cockroach2]

He never sees the sun?

[RedwoodTheElf]

@cockroach2

Yah, the sun seems to be out right just then....

@Mahapurusalaksana

It's called "Parody" - A song so incredibly awful deserves nothing less....or more, depending on your point of view. Don't those "purple Cave men" remind you of purple cave-klingons? I think the boss caveman might actually have PLAYED a Klingon on Star Trek...

[MunTre123]

Yor's world, he's the maaaannn

h**l yeah

[mattiathekaiju]

7:19 He looks like Shia Labeef.

[lostone13]

wasn't it also called yor the time barbarian?

[tiggermad]

reb brown is awesome lol. this film and robowar are just wow lol.

[AlienfaceBiliRubin]

a movie so shitty it's good!!!

[gun5nr0s3s]

WOOT yay for metal gear reference!

[JamesMXZ]

Yor cant possibliy take on a cave full of purple cavemen can he?

LEEROY JENKINS!!

[spiderlime]

we'll need a lot more hemp before were through!

i call that a classic of literature, let me tell you.

[RadarKat73080]

Conan; best gaming movie, Krull a close second!

[theAngryscotman]

i liked willow. just saying.

[YourProblem1]

Huhuhuhuh girl huhuhuhuh

[simpsonman956]

We will need a lot more hemp before we're through...

[EmilTheFallen]

He shouldn't complain too much about Willow. The first fantasy-defining movie I ever watch was Labyrinth.

[RiverInk]

HA HA HA!! I laughed my ass off. This is the best thing ever xD

[EnigmaDrath]

"I GET SOLO EXP'S!!"

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

Yor needs to be put on Blu-RAY!

[LastNetwork2]

@Se7enBeatleofDoom It IS on Crackle

[theFFVIguy]

I made my own music video with this movie and Holy Diver. It's on my channel.

[Ileerpool]

I Found this movie at Goodwill for $1.99 and hours later watched it. This was an awesome review, I thank you for getting me into Yor: Hunter From The Future.

[cjvs1604]

which dropkick is better? Yor's or Godzilla's?

[FinalFantasyLov3r124]

Eragon the film sucks big time, but the books are the best :D

[scottieman2]

Let the train wreck begin.

[willtrib]

also filmed in trona it would seem

[theFFVIguy]

If Hawk is a slayer, then what does that make Yor?

[jolemez]

@theFFVIguy One of the Hanson's on steroids?

[Thunderblargh]

@theFFVIguy Chuck Norris.

[sorcerio]

3:58 it's "No trails to lead the way"

[phillitupp]

WTF! is this crap? Not the review the review is great but...WTF! is this film? great review spoonyone as always.

[umk23]

We're going to need more hemp before we're though.

[GammaXI07]

Conan the Barbarian/Destroyer/etc... kicks ass- I hope you mean the game Age of Conan.

WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?

[vigo894]

And I thought, we couldn't find a movie dumber than Space Mutiny. I love this. What a crime, that Titanic was the number one movie for ten years, when this movie is almost forgotten. That cavegirl is played by that French actress who played that lady who got eaten by dogs in Moonraker.

[FallOfRome101189]

YORS WORLD HE"S THE MAAAAAN

[FallOfRome101189]

"YOR'S WORLD, HE"S THE MAAAAAAAN!"

[TiniNormi]

YOR'S WORLD HE'S THE MAAAN

[steelhorse042]

Can anyone tell me what happen to the actual movie that was on YouTube?

[IggyHazard]

Krull is one of my childho0d faves.

"No tries to lead the way" could mean he's like Den from 'Heavy Metal' (1981). He isn't motivated by power (that is, power over others).

[ScottyJ1994]

BTW its not "White Bees" its WILD BEASTS

[IggyHazard]

@ScottyJ1994 - It sounds like "white bees," though, which is funnier anyway because it makes no sense. XD

[ChrisHominski]

Spoony I showed my friend this review followed by the Three Smuckleheads review of Alone in the Dark and he is now hooked on the TGWTG crew.

[TomMSTie]

Dear Lord, this makes the the hang-gliding scene from Cave Dwellers seem plausible.

[metroid09]

You made a mistake : the movie ois called, Yor: Hunter From the Future. But you said: Yor: Hunter of the Future.

[xplay69]

4:11 the rock looks suggestive.

[dracosummoner]

I have no idea how many times I've watched these movies. They're still amazing. Thank you, Noah Antwiler, for blessing the world with these masterpieces.

[henshinman]

@treichlerMeag and on youtube

[DarthDpad]

I love the very brief Monty Python reference lol

[MutedDough]

For some reason, this review is one I just keep on getting back over and over again.

It has so many epic moments that counting them would only cause a severe disturbance in the time-space continuum, forcing one to rewatch this review again in order to succesfully count the moments.

[AlfonsHutter]

Conan Opening is awesome!

[Skulldini]

The song there IS kind'a a cheesy imitation of Queen's Flash Gordon theme.

[drbotanus]

great review funny guy

[Mikko84]

"It's..." XD

[mr0buch]

"I get solo XP's!!!"

I lol'd a lot xD

[BytorAndTHEsd]

9:19-9:0 *Head explodes from sheer awesomeness.*

[Casanuda]

This movie changed my life. I'm a guy now and my husband is pretty upset.

[ricthecoolguy]

whats the theme in the beginning!?!?

[Tuikkal]

Conan the Destroyer I believe.

[ricthecoolguy]

Thanks!

[Shadowdancer21b]

Conan the Barbarian theme by Basil Poledouris.

[DyslexicGod]

No, its from Conana the Destroyer.

[johnaiton]

Conana the banana

[doesyourgodcomeinaca]

"Why is Yor so different from other men?"

[WhiteTiger225]

He's not as powerful as our hero...

BLAST HARDCHEESE!

We put our faith in you

Buff McPunchlots!

[Stuphynil]

This movie is as epic as Black Devil Doll From Hell and Woodchipper Massacre!

[Shadowdancer21b]

Wow, you have seen Black Devil Doll from Hell? Tip of the hat.

[illbetilbake]

awesome. i am speechless. instant rigor mortis... i wanna watch this on my death bed.

[PunkRocker666Metal]

You can get Yor on DVD , though dubbed in German. But that makes it even funnier XD

BUT!!!!....it's available in parts on Youtube (just search the title).

I just downloaded the parts and edit them together and there you go!

I know movies on youtube in parts is kinda pathetic , but im not gonna plop like 40 fucking dollars for a VHS.

(I live in europe and am 14 years old so yah)

Anyway , awesome videos ^.^

[JamesOhGoodie]

Actually if you're in Europe, I think that Germany is the only country that has the DVD available.

[DaytonaRoadster]

Spoonyone is the only thing worth a fuck on NC's site (other than NC himself of course)

[imjustrandom13]

trainwreck as in, don't wanna look, but can't look away type thing?

xDD yeah, the guy who face-palm'd during that Willow clip looks exactly like one of my best friends after he shaves.

LOL, we love you Noah.

[peasant999]

Good idea to use Conan the Barbarian prologue

[Assiman]

this theme song is so fucking good. I need it on my ipod!

[DPadJockey]

hither came Noah...THA SPOONYONE!

[trustno1]

Nice touch, that you used the theme of the shity second Conan movie. XD

[TheSuperSmashBrother]

Penis shaped mountains!?

[vampirehunterme]

"he's stupid and smells of ass"

LMAO!!

[seatspud]

Wasn't "Yor" Dan Conner's old Biker handle?

[MichaelGrant14]

What is the song that starts at 0:41 and ends at 0:59?

[theonefreeman88]

Conan Theme

[EyesOnly34]

its the theme ofthe second Conan movie, Conan the Destroyer

[TJM18]

my head exploded, that is the most fukin epic thing ever!

[BalanceMessiah]

Yor is god!!! And Spoony is his prophet!!! Now I have a new model of manliness to add on my manly list.

[TheGameTerminator]

Frak, my head exploded.

[theFFVIguy]

Spoonyone he's the man!

[Gight77]

purple cave man he sound like sinistar

[Keroshino]

Yor' World, He's The Man!!!

[Ydna0]

Oh man I just watched Space Mutiny again the other day. Yor's full name must be something like all of those David Ryder nicknames (Yor Dinobane?). As for that amazing gliding scene, it reminds me of the part in Cave Dwellers where Ator gets that glider out of nowhere.

[DaytonaRoadster]

Cave Dweller, haha not as good as Space Munity, but not to bad. Ever see Boggy Creek?

[Blacklightdragon17]

My head exploded, I'm sueing you :P.

[bathlarper]

Is the leader of the purple people Baltar from the original BSG series?

[theFFVIguy]

Those white bees sure are tough, but they look tame when compared to Yor.

[theFFVIguy]

I put the awesome scene alone on my channel if anybody wants to see it again and again. Thanks to the Spoony One.

[enlightenmenow]

OMG!  That's all I can say. No...wait...your detailed descriptions were stellar!

[blacksdocrack]

I cannot believe what i've just witnessed. thanks for this. and explaining orally and in detail what has happened just makes it...better? i'm not sure yet!

[Jamezeroth]

Words utterly fail to describe how awesome this is.

Thank you for bringing it to YouTube so that we may bask in its glory, good sir.

[MrWednesday101]

That intro has put me in a Conan watching mood.

[Chet2013]

Did the same thing to me, which sucks because I can't find my copy anywhere.

[f16134]

lyrics definitely by The Ultimate Warrior ;)

[AngeliqueStP]

I may be an old gamer broad, but for me, it always was Ladyhawke....

(talker not a fighter)

[Oblivionator]

My lungs have exploded from watching 9:08 onwards. I may need a doctor.

I mean... wow.

[Rudyauto]

That was awesome! YORS WORLD HE'S THE MA-AN!

[Satchel334]

9:54 that white blemish on the film is unreal. Why didn't the filmmakers correct that before the film was released? Every film has technical flaws but a giant white mark on the film like that is unexcusable!

[ispeedonthe405]

I'm proud to say I saw Yor at the drive-in, way back when. Today I own the DVD because... well, because it's just the most awesomely bad thing I've ever seen. Ever.

The soundtrack ROCKS dude. You know what it is, right? It wanted so bad to be Flash Gordon and just... failed on every level. But still we love it. Why? Because Yor is THE MAN.

Damn talking box!

[Anarchist86ed]

watch space mutiny... starring roll fizzlebeef himself.

[dan223344556677]

thats gotta be the best entrance eveeer! lol

[griffy2007]

I've seen Prisoners of the Lost Universe, and Hawk the Slayer, and.. darn it.. what was the one with Estra, daughter of a goddess- she had an animal necklace to summond beasts and rode around on a white horse.... She wanted to kill the hero because the hero's dad killed her mom..... but Yor somehow slipped under my radar all those years back. Thanks for the entertaining review!

[griffy2007]

ha! found it... 

The Archer: Fugitive from the Empire (1981)

[sokarsfleet]

I'm an MST3k fan and MANOS is THE worst movie of all time hands down.

[OrangeZombie]

After seeing this review, I instantly bought this movei on ebay. Yor is the man!

[jcb9000]

I think it's "all them wild beasts look tame tonight, in his fiiiiight!" Makes more sense anyway.

[Assiman]

damn, willow used to be epic so long ago..

[fuckindumbshits]

Make those white bees seem tame tonight HELL YEAH

[Aerodeth]

After quite a while of listening to the lyrics over and over (which didnt drive me mad, cuz the song's so damn epic), I think the singer tried saying 'He's gonna make all them WILD BEASTS look tame tonight', but you know how it is with those thick accented singers in low-quality movies about cheezy uberstrongmen kicking eveybody and everything's ass!

Still trying to figure out 'He never sees the sun'...

[roltthehunter]

i get solo XP great stuff . Good video

[Froce712]

I recently Youtubed this movie and I actually enjoyed it.

[SelfishRiot1]

lol at 1:40 "oscar worthy performance"

[OmfgABiscuit]

half purple people =D

[86thPatriot]

(Pointing and pissing myself laughing at comment)

[Deffie]

The song is kind of catchy. Oh God. D:

[86thPatriot]

(Pointing and laughing at comment)

[86thPatriot]

Look at him run the little femme.

[waverly2468]

Anthony Dawson also directed a great western "Take a Hard Ride" (1975). Reb Brown as Captain America? The only Capt. America movie I know of is the 1990 film with Matt Salinger, Ronny Cox, Ned Beatty, and Francesca Neri.

[xplay69]

04:12 PENIS ROCK LAWLZ

[NicoTheUnique]

im so going to make a new Fallout 3 charecter named YOR!

[HeirOfSparda]

This review made me go buy a copy of Yor on eBay for 3 bucks.

[86thPatriot]

3 bucks? Pricey

[jediharry1214]

I seen that movie on tv a couple of years ago lol that movie was great. Thank you Spoony for making a thorwback to this god awful movie.

[AzureDarkGod]

God awful? What do you mean? O_o It's an EPIC movie!

[jediharry1214]

it's god awful but somehow epic at the same time it's the greatest oxymoron ever.

[mpontheair2]

Yor must have shot the bat with a Stun Arrow.

[AzureDarkGod]

Or he shot it directly between the eyes...Which is REALLY lucky...But what poison could stun like that?

[mario441797]

let me axe you a question