Let's Play Final Fantasy IX #103 - Slicker Than Snot

[dKumfi]

got my ribbon while delivering that final letter to kupo after not getting it the first time we were there.

[ff6rox]

@ johnkane455 the running shoes and you get themin Alexandria, Treno and that place Vivi grew up next to Treno.

[bobsternolan]

The "Bailly Curse" is starting to sound like a gift.

[Aldan480]

that airship reminds me of X-death.

[Robben911back]

HcBailly: "Bring out your dad!"

[antonioc1]

buy magical fingertip @ auction house

[Swepaat]

wait a minute! black mages are made almost the same way as genomes so they are like relatives then?

[TheBoshman95]

Ruby is from the south! lol!

[TheCIDFF7]

hey HCBailly is it possible to get all the equipment some where else ( excluding the stealing from upcoming bosses?

[MsBigB777]

Wait... Zidane is immortal? As in, eternal!?

[Dorgengoa2080]

@MsBigB777 when he said ''i'll get to live forever'' he meant himself. the bailly curse lets him live forever,it makes him clumsy and stuff though

[Shadohime]

Pinkie's at the wheel, Bailly. You just can't see him. :P

[dRevan64]

I'm legitimately wondering what HCBailly's last words will be.

[falco369369]

@dRevan64 "And I die"

[pkshd]

@dRevan64 "But where will we end up in the afterlife? FIND OUT NEXT TIME on Let's Play Final Reality!!! This is HCBaily, signing off... Have A Good Day!"

"Woah! Holy Crap! Grandpa!"

[GOGETHAT]

all that for a protect ring jeeez

[SchlossRitter]

It's cool to see old classic equips here, along with stuff I first saw in FF12 being introduced here.

I still say maybe Stiltskin should give the Ribbon after the Mognet quest, if you didn't get it before.

[jollypirate100]

Mois like Lois thats an awesome moogle name.

[TheApprenticeSage1]

Edgar is controlling the airship. Then, he'll lose control and you'll crash land... oh, wait. I'm thinking of another game.

[SuperReesepeices]

ah i remember the item you get from giving the magical figertip to him :)

[AnimeAngel88]

I'm from Texas and personally I've never heard anyone use a phrase like that.

Also, I think I already know but where did you get the idea for the title from?

[dragoonice1988]

Wait wait, so RUBY had the Super Slick? >:3

[Jonathansernel1]

ahh.. i just recognized the song from FF3.

that game is fun. im actually playing the DS version.

[Yenastuundepaspris55]

Would have been quite illarious, if at the end of the Mognet quests, that the ''Item'' had been like a sandwitch or an ''explicite magazine'' ... ;)

Also... is it just me or the reward for that extremely long and detailed series of quest... is kinda bad relative to the efforts invested ?

[thekyster07]

I LOVE that FFIII track! :)

[Thanatos420]

Oddly enough HC, that very same glitch happened to me during my last run. I did NOT get Stiltskin's Ribbon after taking all of his offers. But what differs from your situation, is that I ALWAYS took his offers right away when they were offered and always had room in my inventory for them. Never turning him down nor skipping anything at all. But when it came down to it, the game STILL skipped the Ribbon sequence as if it didn't even exist. So...i'm still kind of baffled as to how this happens. =S

[scyko42]

@QtipRocketLauncher yeah i know he isn't going to get it in this file, but I was wondering if he was perhaps going to show it off in a bonus episode like he sometimes does in his LPs.

[ZeroX3934]

Don't resort to hacking, HCBailly :[

[pious83]

02:07 The Stand reference- the show was so bad it was good...kinda

[rchoung34]

Haha Monty Python reference.

[YtterbiJum]

Heh, "What other sidequests can I do today? Find out next time!"

[Sheam5523]

Nah, we don't say "fry my hide" in Texas. Anyone who would talk like Ruby would probably not be playing this game. Harold and Kumar EFGB is a pretty good reference, minus incest. I don't even know where that being retarded rumor started..

[schwindsichtiga]

Hairgel might be a reference to ff6. Remember what Mog says in the end? "The hair, watch the hair!"

[MasterCrawford25]

anyone else notice that the "Invincable" looks like a swordfish?

[stidukka]

@MasterCrawford25 Not really. More like flying duck of some sort.

[KentoKaima]

So the BIG mystery/reason to why mognet was unavailable..was because they ran out of hairgel? really?..what does hairgel have to do with mailing letters,...moogles are weird..cool..but weird ^-^

[mm16365]

I will never understand why they gave Vanille and Fang Australian accents.

[Justinian1995]

@mm16365 I'm an Australian and i honestly don't hear people talk like that, its over exaggerated in FF13.

[SirVyre]

@mm16365 So they're from Space Aus :o

[mm16365]

@SirVyre Yes, Jeice is a friend of theirs.

[reddevilyi]

@mm16365 I don't know about Fang, but Vanille's voice actress is from Australia. So...

[StaticPokemon]

Oh man, which game came first -- this one, or Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles? Because the moogle theme is the same in both, and that white and purple striped moogle named Artemicion or whatever is in CC too. So cool to see him again, and he's not getting run over by a caravan in this game :3

[Gearsfanatic]

@StaticPokemon

take a look at the graphics of the 2 games and guess...

[KingHCBailly]

@StaticPokemon

crystal chronicles came out in 2003/4 and this came out in 2000

CC used data from IX in the game, as seen by the character models and weaponry

it also shares some other themes and enemies like Hedgehog Pie

[steellink18]

HCBailly will you get the ultima weapon

[McGack1]

will we ever see the married couple again?

[McGack1]

you didnt look at my explanation of why a moogle might at Daguerro? =/

[Quadunit404]

How is Stilzkin at that church in Alexandria AND Mognet Central at the same time?!

[TheSpazhero]

not sure if you know this HC bailey but on the ps1 version i belive it was, thia game can be played with a freind. not where you to run side by side or he has a choice in the overworld map, but they can use your characters during fights helps speed things up a little

[ascurtis05]

That thing? That I sent you? DID YOU GET THAT THING I SENT YOU??

[shinrainc88]

HC, did any people who playalong with your LP say, that they got the ribbon from Stilzkin?

[RichL123]

HCBailly is top 5 in my favorite youtubers list.

Friggin love these videos.

[ricardo12382]

they dont use it in texas, they'er just stereotyping

[bleachrulz4eva]

Stiltzkin will give the party a Ribbon if the party purchases all of his items, however.

If the player's inventory is full of any one item on Stiltzkin's item pack, he will not sell the items to the party. E.g. the player already has 99 Ethers --> Stiltzkin won't sell his item pack that contains Ethers unless the player discards an Ether from the inventory.

[Thanatos420]

@bleachrulz4eva But the thing is, this same glitch happened to me during my last run on the PSN version of the game without having the max amount of items that Stiltskin would offer at any one time at all. I didn't have 99 of anything he EVER offered when it came time to get an item pack from him, nor have to delete 1 of anything to make room for anything he offered...and it still skipped the Ribbon sequence altogether when all was said and done.

[AnimeLoveoftheGods]

There's a joke I could make about that fourth ribbon and a certain saying by a black hedgehog but I think I'll pass.

[Filiolus]

HCBailly, you made a reference to San Jose. I assume you're either a hockey fan or live near there? :0 I live relatively close to San Jose

[Isaacian27]

@Filiolus He's actually from Chicago. I don't know if he likes hockey, but he has mentioned his liking for football.

[Filiolus]

@Isaacian27 Oh, okay haha

[Cyric1983]

5:26 I was thinking along the lines of turning a Freighter in EVE Online.

[scyko42]

HCBaily, are you going to show how to get the Ultima2 sword?

[QtipRocketLauncher]

@scyko42 Do you mean Excalibur 2? Because he already said that he wasn't going to get it.

[basurto86]

watching this seriously made me wanna play ff9 again. thanks!

[firzen1231]

Hey HC will you be getting the Ultima sword for Zidane soon?

[neberboi]

lol HCbailly forgot for a second that the world was round and not flat

[BeastingYouForever]

That whole thing with the Black Mages and the Genome... the way that the Black Mage explained why the built graves... makes you think about life and whatnot. Idk, I just get deep whenever my mind feels like it apparently hahaha.

[JeffroTheMan1]

6:00 Mois, as in...

"Do you need anything dampened or made slightly soggy?"

[EmOsUcKsMuNkEeS]

I can't wait for FFXIII, maybe then I can actually beat it. Chrissakes, that game is annoying.

[KoldsnedLP]

I forgot how much I love the Disc 4 world map theme. Really haunting.

[NoviceartistJC]

I vote for a, " Remember this for later, viewers " montage at the end of the LP : )

[OnionKnight4124]

HCBailly, I don't suppose You Play MineCraft anymore? Maybe You could upload some of your creations?

[HCBailly]

@OnionKnight4124 I really don't like the changes in the new patch. Way too many Creepers, even on Easy Mode.

[AlphaKennyOne04]

@HCBailly I believe Minecraft works a bit differently in terms of difficulty. On easy mode, you can resist more damage from enemies, but much more enemies spawn. On hard mode, you take more damage from enemies, but enemies aren't as plentiful. I play on Normal, and i've never been overwhelmed by Creepers or any other enemy, unless I come across a mob spawner.

[Belleneko]

@HCBailly dupe some obsidian and build a wall all the way around your stuff. no more creepers

[Cyric1983]

@HCBailly As long as you use a Bow, I love the Creepers. Good for making TNT out of the gunpowder.

[MrBabyD7]

@HCBailly Hey I've always wondered what do you consider the hardest Final Fantasy?

[AngelusCordana]

@HCBailly ohhh... just wait until you see the Nether with the Pigmen and Ghasts... oh Boy they will KILL YOU... if you're not careful...

[freezingicekirby]

In my opinion, I say just forget the ribbon. So what if things didn't go exactly as planned? I think it would be more fun to see you work around it (since I know you, of all people, can come up with a solution). Don't go cheap on us and hack into the game. I think it'd be silly if you did.

[FenrirWeapon]

That expression is not really used in Texas, maybe Florida or Georgia or other "deep south" states

[jorix3]

when i said in the part 102 comments that you get the ribbon from stiltzkin after repairing mognet central. i meant you get it from him in alexandria. at least that's how it works for me always :P

[wetdesert]

That is not an expression they use in Texas... This game's stereotype of how southerners sound is pretty ridiculous lol

[HCBailly]

@wetdesert Don't worry about it. When I get to FF13, I'll get to make fun of British accents and expressions.

[futureechoes1]

@HCBailly you should here our welsh accent that would be perfect for an rpg

[TheMelnTeam]

@HCBailly

Nothing can touch the gold standard, Chrono Cross. The game itself abuses the accents ;).

[NobleClassAngel]

@HCBailly Are there people British people in that game? I can't remember any o0 

[vonkeonig]

@HCBailly Awsome sauce =] I demand that you try Cockney! Keep up the great videos HC, Hopefully your LP of ff13 will make me want to continue playing it.

[voidrangeit]

@HCBailly  im british

[NextstepBadger]

@HCBailly Actually.. iirc, if you're talking about whom I think you are.. they're Australian, supposedly.

[pokemonBSDX]

@HCBailly And that's not really a british accent that she speaks, it's more of a horrible combination of british, australian, and other whatnots.

[HCBailly]

@pokemonBSDX It sounds more British to me, but I'm not an expert on accents. If they were Australian, I would think they would sound more like Steve Irwin.

[MazdamusPrime]

@HCBailly actually if you think about it they have auastralian accents because they're from "the land down under" get it...... that was lame.

[AnOnlyThird]

@HCBailly Heres a funny thing, the Voice actor is actually Australian. Talk about an odd accent for a native.

[spriddlez]

@HCBailly I always thought they were Aussies.

[Fbueller129]

@HCBailly The voice actress Georgia Van Cuylenburg is Australian but the first time I heard her speak I thought she was from South Africa the way her accent was.

[johnkane455]

@HCBailly HCBAILY YOU ARE AMAZING AND I HAVE ONE QUESTION what equipment do i get for auto-haste?

[Pharphain]

@johnkane455 Running Shoes

[GamerGenesis20]

YAY Final Fantasy 3 theme music thats awesome! I love that music so much in the DS version its so epic!

[Blackdrake1]

The new World Map music is so depressing and it fits the mood. Iifa Tree has gone crazy with the Mist now that Terra is gone.

[kazthor11]

I've been following along with you and Stiltzkin gave me the ribbon.  You must have missed it in some backtracking of some kind.

[SilentWeaponsIII]

Missed the Ribbon? When all else fails, Gameshark it! Or in this case the PEC Emulation Cheater

And the Invincible is just like the rest of the Genomes in Terra, the engine's running but nobody's behind the wheel.

[Syndusias]

he must be the king, why do you say that? because he's the only one not covered in shite

[Kalmyel]

Oh I figured HC caught it already - Stiltzkin refused to sell him anything back in Oeilvert in episode 82.

[Whaddingo]

Hopefully you'll find other ways to get the 4th ribbon... Because hacking is bad..... =(

[MrThEsTaN]

11:57, No, that is not a phrase we use here in Texas.

[jedisociety]

hcbailly hacking? all hell breaks loose!

[cyanoobsta]

@jedisociety IT'S THE APPOCALYPSE!!!

[B2TheRye]

3:15 "Water flowing... Time flowing.... Things don't stay the same..." LOVE IT!

[fedorajoe]

The black mages are sooo sweet.  I love them.

[sasamichan]

it's Selphie! Selphie is flying the air ship. also I nevr finished the mognet side quest because I missed one of the moogles and was never able to find her. that Ribbon deal sucks. must be bad to come so far and miss some item because you made one mistake.

[jscheive]

14:19 The answers to your questions here...Friendly Creatures, and Maybe...

[Corbex01]

yeah the cities of FF9 are awesome! By any Chance HCBailly , is there a city that you hate in a FF game? Just wondering

[DeathofChrono]

The actual term is "Well tan my hide!"

[olinar90]

WHO'S AT THE WHEEL!? hopefully not selphie...

[Waterwish545]

This is starting to transform into "Final Ribbon 4!", heh. But I wouldn't say you would need the ribbon so bad you'd need to hack it in. Anyone playing along who also didn't get it will be at a disadvantage and the protect ring does plenty enough. Besides, it brings a bit of a challenge.

[Aluxio]

@Waterwish545

but he obviously just messed up somewhere, even though he knows what he is doing and did get the ribbon

if he wasnt recording he probably would have the ribbon, and playing along with him would get you one too, so its fine if he just hacks it in

[Adamtoope]

@Waterwish545 anybody playing along with him "would" have the ribbon if they followed what he was doing, he messed up in his recording when switching between files, he originally had it so there is no harm in hacking it in as it does not change how the game was being played in the first place, not giving him an advantage since it's the same thing as him not messing up the file in the first place.

[Vfanatic1]

You should have cut to the 'Whose driving!?' scene from Clerks when you asked who was flying the Invincible

[kakashiuchiha33]

Isn't Mois that guy from the Ice Cave?

[VashFanboy1]

Equip the people not in your party with ribbons then you can buy more in the auction house because the game wont see them, so they'll be available again.

[SentinelProxima]

@VashFanboy1

Not true. SOME of the Auction House items do work like that, but not the Ribbon.

[kingloc4]

HCBaily: remember that for later viwers

Viewer:great now i don't know math lol

[ryufrombreathoffire]

going to fight Ozma Weapon again HCBailly?

[MotorMrocks]

yay for hacking :D

[MotorMrocks]

you do ask us to remember alot T.T i have the attention spand of a goldfish :L

[giro174]

I've lived in Texas my entire life. I have yet to hear anyone say "Fry my hide". So by my experience, no, we don't.

[Freedomanganime2]

Man that ribbon is a pain

[RenzokukenLionheart]

wow, you're actually running OUT of gil! Just 21000 gil....

[ValetinoLovebird]

Yeah more new episodes!!

[ShadowOfTheDusk]

I think this is one of the newest games with catchy music. New games have nice music, but its just not catchy anymore.

I do love the Moogle themes haha.

[PirateOfAmazon]

2:07

I FUCKING KNEW IT!

[starclopsofish]

@12:00

Nope.

Souces: Me (from Texas)

[RPGGUY2500]

you HAD 3 rosettsa rings but you synthed them

[Keratobus]

HCBailly, if you're using the ePSXe emulator you could use PSX Emulation Cheater. No need to search for any codes that way since lots of codes are already added. Among them is a code that lets you change the quantity of items in you inventory. And since the process of how to get the ribbon is included in the LP nobody would blame you.

[NintendoGamerFMA]

OMG HC is running out of money!!!

[brainjuice654]

i still think the invincible looks like ex-death

[PlayRough089]

That music in the Mognet Central...That's from FFV, the same when you, uhh, 'fight' against Gogo! Nice touch there

[HolyHeeroYui]

@PlayRough089

I believe you mean FFVI, correct?

[PlayRough089]

@HolyHeeroYui Nope, I mean FFV. Gogo The Copycat, inside the Sunken Tower.

It's kinda a secret boss and during that fight you can hear this music played in the Mog Central.

[HolyHeeroYui]

@PlayRough089 Ah. Well it's in FFVI too at least though.

[PondTheGreat]

Worse comes to worse you can always get a Ribbon from the auction house.

[KHSlider]

HCB you screwed out of that Ribbon. I just did more research and someone else got it after buying the one that cost 5,555 gil.

[skyknightdragon]

I'm guessing Treno is next? Maybe a friendly monster or two since you just got a bunch of items with new abilities.

[jinoah17emu]

So, The... Invincible is like the Genomes? The engine is (Pulsating), just, there's no one behind the... Giant eye? (Quina, It's ours now, please feel free to put your fork away.)

[gregdrako]

Who is a capitan on this ship?

Selphie....

umm.... where is my parachute?

[Disc1995]

Uhhhh...Need to...remember...so much stuff... because HCbaily told me to...*Head Explodes*

[xharry67ty]

HCBailly how many frogs do you have at the moment

[MastermewtwoALPHA]

Superslick? Weird. That's a brand of slide cream for brass instruments, especially for trombones. Lolzors.

[ReloadPsi]

@MastermewtwoALPHA Remember Supersoft in an earlier episode? Hair conditioner made by Schwarzkopf :P

[jinoah17emu]

Iv'e never completed the Mognet Central mini-quest. I can't wait to see this!

[Arceusvids]

Hello! This is HCbailly and I'm in search of some slick smudge ON LET'S PLAY FINAL FANTASY NIINE!!!!

[EvileLlamaThingeh]

Selphie's at the wheel. They teleported her in from FF8.

[ReloadPsi]

@EvileLlamaThingeh Let's shoot like crazy and make a big hole, BOOM!

[EvilMeRc8]

ive played this game so many times, ive never tried to buy stuff.. in black mage village and the other place u bought them from in the other episode XD

i feel so dumb for never checking them xD

[PaperSpock]

Genomes are like Klingons? i.e. "His body is but an empty shell!"

[OnyonKnight]

The wind elemental claw is Amarant's best weapon. You should keep it.

[futureechoes1]

wow i get the first comment for once, really enjoying this lets play. Did you ever play any of the star oceans and dragon quests?

[lovelessexe]

@futureechoes1 He has done DQ 1+2 and is planning to do 3, but none of the Star Ocean games.

[futureechoes1]

@lovelessexe star ocean 2 is prob my fave rpg of all time and i enjoyed dragon quest 8 also

[lovelessexe]

@futureechoes1 heh, I never finished SO2, I think I was doing Claude's story. S01 was fun. Also I LOVE DQ8, DQ9 is fairly fun as well.