Tenga Egg Masturbators - New Edition 2

[BlackNiponaNs]

Deme 6, porfavor... o_O

[Yod0]

НАХУУУЯ???????

[HellsTouristAgency]

r these turky baster pollishers?

im 8 and dont understand this

[incorporated07]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!??

[anikahamantedelyaoi]

OOOHHH MY FUCKING GOD.......@W@.....I LIKE *perver fujoshi*

[jonathan1stewart]

No wonder their population growth has shrunk to zero, they make jacking off so much fun.

[kingunkusss]

0:21 HOLY SHIT!

[skat0r]

only avaible at kanojotoys? are you kiding? they are like 10 times cheaper on dealextreme

[BorisGaquere]

I pledge to buy a pack of six if some or all of the proceeds go to aiding the earthquake victims.

[nearlawliet3]

At first i was like why is it so small it cant fit then i was like HOLY FUCK

[thetroubleclefs]

You'll be SURPRISED how good it feels! I saw this at Don Quixote once... and man I came close to buying it.

[DrShpilev]

WHAT THE FUCK

[maurokyo]

I Have to buy this .... NAOW

[fabyofelyx]

sem graça

[queerp]

is this supposed to go up your ass? :S

[nc17atnce101]

sounds great

[jcomtrabaixop]

ovo da punhetA!! HAHAHAAA

[WhattheF2131]

Do you have to be 18 years old to buy this?

[genmonty]

I dont care about its function but the design itself is just genius

[lit0luri]

LOL

[killedbygirls]

CHANTO FIT!

[testingDEATH]

that caught me a little off guard. :P

[thesuffering0815]

lol...

[fartmaster962000]

that's... uh..

Hrm.

[hurricanefierce]

husauhsauhsa funny XD

[KaimanaFOHS]

LOL someone had to have hella bored of hentai to come up with this shit.

[HEDER11]

5.45$ at deal extreme with free shipping lol i thought the same thing when i saw it i was like how the hell are you supposed to fit your---HOLY SHIT IT STRETCHES

[scopein79]

It's disposable i guess...

[halfbloodnin]

want.

[amy2003john]

I have a similar version to tenga eggs in stock.

£6.99 plus £1.10 postage for single egg

£34.99 plus £2.50 postage for a case of 6

Payment through paypal. Msg me for details

[Tardis1217]

wow.......stretchy....

[Vargr7]

If anything, the design is efficient since the lube is stored inside. Anyways, the Eggsturbator has turned scrambled eggs into a double entendre.

[MastorWarfang3120]

XD I gotta get one for my boyfriend! LOLZ

[MrCrowley617]

LOLOLZLOLOZLOZLOZLZOLZ You're a waste.

[Azaak91]

OMFG! xD

[CknSalad]

chanto FIT. rofl

[LovelaceII]

I'll stick to my right hand.

lol ... stick.

[MichielVic]

Those Japanese... anything to avoid sex with humans. lol.

[Modgraham]

haa true

[YourLordliness]

@MichielVic

what is a human being?

[vini9207]

LOL

[XPhiT]

Huahuehuaehuaehuae

oO

[skatman572]

wow for all those egg fans who like to screw food this one is for you

[CafimABF]

ESSES JAPONEEEEEEESES

TSC

TSC

TSC

[JSAwesomeGuitar]

LMFAO

[XxX0Shadow0XxX]

LOL

[ilmaradiniz1]

LOL MAN :O

[baguiu]

...

[whoaitstiger]

LOL!

[srtoEMOkevin]

sahsuhahsuahsuhuahuas

[sethocopia]

LOL

[AIexKidd]

LOL!

[Ieshido]

A test-tube cleaner? Never thought there was a market.

[debil90]

are you serious???

[Urmean15]

At first I was like "How are you gonna fap wit dat thing"

THEN I WAS ALL OH MY GAD

[bleedman01]

Does it come in black?

[kkirT]

No, I think it's designed for males.

[DeviSama]

this thing only costs like $36 xD I'd get one if I had a penis lol

[shinjiemisato]

actually, one alone cost around $6, the $36 price is for a pack of 6 different texturized eggs!

[Masamuneblader]

nice but nasty accent.

[kvnrt]

$????

[mercury6966]

These japs are crazy

[ricmarc]

i am confused as to the purpose of this product.

[mindexit]

Interesting that they used a japanese speaking foreigner to narrate a masterbation egg commercial.

[killermorderca]

sick, aint hand enough?

[FagglesMcGee]

I wanna get a few for my daughters. Nothing says welcome to womanhood like an egg and a tube of KY Jelly.

[milomaliciouz]

omg i want oneee

[psykikx]

egg... masturbator!!!  i wonder how this idea originated...

[h4rd2]

lol?

[aietes]

LOL

[gregtestagent]

Easter takes a new meaning.

[StationaryTransient]

Whatever happened to the good ol' days where people just went out and talked to girls?

[Sinars]

Things like these were invented - that's what happened to them.

[irishchrisc]

There is and always will be wankers in the world!! Nerds/charmless people who couldn't get laid in a brothel with $500!!!

[hitogokoro]

that's a delusion. you yourself are on the internet.

[StationaryTransient]

No way, really?!?!? You just blew my mind with your awesome observational skills.

[caracullen]

...wat

[kaylanilawliet]

"Mas para os japas vai ter que ser ovo de codorna" kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[zzrezz]

yea

[downloaderelite]

*¬*

[lignardo16]

genial!!! quiero uno!!!

[upaquesalame]

que cosa desagradable

[lucassantos]

coisa de Japones memso

[robbsight]

kimochi!!!!!!!

hahahaha... LOL nice stuff

[Zahgurim]

I have a friend who works in an adult movie and toy store, and this is one of their top sellers, so it is very popular.

Also, I might be damaged from living in japan for a prolonged time, but this doesn't seem wierd to me at all as far as sex toys goes. Not wierder than the fleshlight at least which sells extremely well in USA...

[Birimbeto]

Hã... não é mais prático (e melhor) arrumar uma mulher não? Oo

[canete1979]

Mas para os japas vai ter que ser ovo de codorna......huahuauhahuahuauh

[triguntrigun]

me arruma uma por $15 e eu dou thumbs up no seu comentário XD

[Birimbeto]

Hm... xá ver, convida pra sair, beleza. Jantar 40 real, camisinha 3 real, motel 25 real... Fora que antes, provavelmente vai ter que gastar uns 10 real de crédito...

E num é que sai mais barato mesmo??? =/

Fuck!

[mademoisellecrespo]

Cara, isso é nojento. o.O

[UbelFeuer]

lol wut

[heathen184]

might just fuckin' be the funniest thing i have ever seen on youtube, thank you crazy Japanese people!

[d3dreaper]

I'd have to agree.... LMFAO.... whats even funnier is that this was related to a subwoofer test

[marcopolo8765]

Humm. Well who needs a chicken when you can just abuse the egg?

[bloodmoon0011]

Best.  Japanese. Ever. :P

[zLamakz]

LOL

[randisgreen]

best thing ever! even better then sliced bread!

[CarlCampbell]

Single-use fleshlight? ;D

[cedurick]

ROTION

SUMUUZU.

GOD I LOVE JAPANESE.

[rootvalue]

OH FUCK!

[Bobman101]

Damn hahah I want one

[rockoutkids]

lol'd hard at the chonto fit

[terapija]

eggsercizer! :D

[AlexHill1213]

hahaha

[EnormeNuez]

That isn't even close to what I thought it initially was!

[reversedotty]

now i can finally make that boner quiche

[kaguesna]

haha!

[Durtysoufnicca]

HAHAHA

[malibujackie]

I don't believe this is fake, I've been living in Japan for half a year, and this seems pretty run of the mill.

[malibujackie]

Here's my translation:

The egg is very easy to use. Firstly, remove the film strip on the side, open the case. Now to do it, *something I don't understand*, inside is a case containing lubricant. Pour the lubricant inside, and around the entrance, to make your entry smooth. The egg is so stretchy that it can give any size the perfect fit, also making it so easy to slide. You'll be surprised by the great feeling! Please enjoy yourself when you use the tenga egg!

[sockbonobo]

Does it contain peen-damaging pthalenes?

[PrawnToast]

Wow, these new all-white chocolate Kinder eggs look tasty. Any news of the toys inside?

[jonivegas]

Now the age old question may be finally answered ...... what came first?

And do not confuse with Kinder Eggs, they laugh at emergency when they remove a plastic model penguin from your japeye.

[recruz00]

is this re-usable?

[Archvillee]

no, single use

[atarishark]

Boosh!!!

[reiners83]

Yeah, but is it dishwasher safe?

[Hambycomb]

Yeah, but can it run Crysis?

[Bittermanscolon]

Wow, the Japanese are still paving the way!

but for what??? bah da da dummmmm!!!! *queue creepy music*

[alextoob1]

the voice actor sounds american..?

[freudshaped]

tenga is a very real brand of sex toys!

[fluxalpha]

Yeah totally fake, too bad that if you click the weblink to the right you go to the website where you can buy them. The conspiracy deepens as it says right on the site SEX TOYS STRAIGHT FROM JAPAN! HOW DEEP DOES THIS CONSPIRACY GO??

[JoeltheStampede]

I'll try it and let you guys know what's up.

[GaspardGourgaud]

Gonna order about 5 dozen of THOSE eggs

start putting them in a bowl

mix the FUCK out of them

and what do you get?

[NonCommente]

peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeenis

[jiarb]

Blue balls.

[JM2subscriptions]

PEEEEENNNIIIISSSS!!!!!

[brodycrider]

does anyone else want a cadbury eggs?

[Telekenesis123]

So *thats* how they get the cream inside!

(had to)

[Brillmongot]

So, what does it do?

[ceeam]

Tamagonna.

[Telekenesis123]

It would wear out way too quickly, the part at the tip is so thin. They sacrificed durability for the gimmick of having it as an egg.

[matelotgeek]

you're not that hard

[brodycrider]

how do you know he doesn't have a boner?

[Bushmills21]

ROFL - "I'd jerk off WAAAAAY too hard for that thing!"

[Telekenesis123]

nah, just an observant product review ;p

[mkeene19]

i think its a one time use thing

[ajv570]

I love eggs

[knobwrangler]

These are awesome with bacon.

[sp1keNARF]

i accidentally the whole egg! is that a problem?

[six2onesv1k]

HI REDDIT!!!! ^_^

[ruzz308]

*waves, then hits back to upvote*

[ddeirdre]

Hi!!!

[3pmielec]

He said at least 4 times in japanese, "get yo dick up in this shit."

[robothenry]

HAHAHA i wish i spoke japanese!

[ichigoismyhomie]

I think the clip is pretty explanatory....even if you don't speak japanese....

[MikeSkullman]

The last thing he says, "Please enjoy yourself."

[CoreAndGore]

Damn fuck the flesh light this thing looks like the shit.

[Antiks72]

Just get a fleshlight.

[ajeagle08]

hahahaha fucking what?!

[jewasiuk]

How did this get tagged as inappropriate?

[youtooberr]

i take a chip.. and eat it!

[cartdoesnotmoveself]

cant you just us your hands?

[JayKeaton]

No. That is what the egg is for!

[mantekka]

The difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg but you can't beat a good wank.

[toblotron]

Japan.. We need to talk...

[indivent]

just use a squid

[suparjerk]

I love squids. In the way you think.

[rayshiest]

I HAVE TWO!

they go thin after awhile..

[OMGWTFBBQTSTIS]

Has anyone really ever been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[JesterMereel]

What? Jesus Christ what in the goddamn are you asking?

[OMGWTFBBQTSTIS]

lol

[totlyepic]

lolwut.

[ligyro]

the whole like?

[ScaryFast]

Does it come in Ostrich size?

[konatsukuonji]

Ohh, that's handy!

[preptime]

stfu bleet

[Aquriez]

DO WANT

[Bleetness]

Must have.

[JLRfalconpunched]

I'm not sure what to think..

[xirfan]

well that put my off my breakfast

[volimcevape]

WANT

[dcyli]

The music is so cheerful... I'm so confused.. and excited.. lol hahah

[NewVizi0n]

What did you expect from a country that makes rape video games too?

[JRCrowley]

BEAT IT!

[natzo89]

oh Asia.

[runnerthemoose]

Too all you guys who are circumcised, use this and you'll get what it's like for all "fully intact" blokes all the time....(O:

[dtrotteryt]

Ha! Awesome. If only someone has asked me if I wanted to lose my foreskin things would be different... *sigh*

[theoriginal72]

They see me trollin'...

[migsho]

LMAO!!! those are great, totally want!!! atte bikkuri sukatte kimochiiiiiiiiiii!!! LOL