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  • The environmental greeting cards is one of the most amazing ideas I have ever heard in marketing, but they have failed so miserably handling the approach to the marketing that the whole concept is sadly spinning its way down the drain. Even a simple rock can be sold with a good presentation that justifies its price.

  • ,, ...and who are gonna send the card to?,, Exactly my question :) hahahaha can you imagine recieving one of those cards for ex. right after breaking up with loved fionce? :D

  • Nice black boots Sara, they look awesome!

  • is this lee for real

    its good to be single, what an idiotic sayings.

    every single person, animal desires companionship

  • Kevin must be a contender for the biggest tool to ever appear on the Apprentice

  • this series has a lot of stupid stupid people

  • kevins pitch = disaster

  • "the target consumer could be... numerous people..." well i'd shitting hope it would be numerous people rather than one when selling something!

  • 5:56

    Ugh....there she goes again....

    Claire is a professional narcissist.....typical fat-person character trait...

  • Kevin is jokes....

  • What a stupid grin on Jens face.

  • "If the G8 suddenly decided "we're not gonna do anything"."

    Bless Kevin's little cotton socks!!

  • @ihave90days lol yeah thats freaky. 

  • UGH - if I hear "the market is everyone" one more time...!

  • Kevin is absolutely clueless!

  • "im actually buying fewer of the products im trying to sell you because it goes against the principles of what im trying to sell you" un-fucking-believable...

  • 2:37 = Creepy

  • @Bunnyfantastico25 lol. Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing that face looking at you like that from the corner of the room......god help her kids if she has any lol

  • @paypointpal Ahhhhh!!! She's like a creepy carnival clown. I hate clowns!! X_X

  • @Bunnyfantastico25 haha aww. :-p

  • I thought national singles day was a day spent wanking and crying by singletons

  • If you don't put your weight behind it ... It's just the same as the U.S saying we don't care about pollution. Lmao classic Kevin suck a fucking idiot how the fuck did he become a bank manager at 23 daddy must of been involved.

  • @GlennyScraps and the face of the lady at 4.10mn after that stupid comment is just priceless. "No I don't...." lol

  • @GlennyScraps Hes probably on daddys insurance for his Porsche too. lol

  • I agree that a married person sending a Single's Day card to a single parent would probably be in bad taste, but I can definitely see singles (I'm thinking mainly younger ppl, like teens/early 20's) sending Single's Day cards to their other single friends, and I personally think it's a pretty good idea. However, the other team's idea was complete garbage.

  • 02:37 maybe Heath Ledger wont be that hard to replace.

  • How can that one guy work as a bank manager with such absurd thinking??? Its ridiculous.

  • Both Ideas Were Total GARBAGE

  • does kevin remind anyone of gareth from the office?

  • @tomfoolerie69 No he reminds me of "The only gay in the village".

  • Kevin is a shallow person with a big mouth and no real skills.

  • jennifer (ginger one) her smile is terrifying!

  • Kevin, a guy driving a Porsche, and wanting a Ferrari preaching about saving the planet by sending millions of greetingcards made of paper. What a plonker!

  • @drumtum all of them are retarded: how can they not notice the fucking contradiction in what they are doing

  • singles` day ....loool

  • Is Kevin for real? He is a complete clown, bathing in self delusion.

  • Lol Margaret 08:25

  • I'd have put the Singles Day a week after Valentines Day until it can establish itself. I'm sure these numpties can afford to put 5 different cards on their shelves for a week and see how well they sell.

  • 'Right...and who's gonna send it?' LOL :-)

  • jenny just got punched in the face 5.34( SHES THINKING SHIT I FUCKED UP MY IDEAS SHIT JUST LIKE ME)

  • US saying we dont care about pollution LOOL wt the fuck is he on i thought he would have said somthing about WAR refering to USA

  • g8 is not gor the good of the earth you twats.

  • she looks like jimmy hill

  • "Love, laughter, innocence, is there something missing?"... Yes, strap-ons

  • Kevin....ECOFAIL.

  • Painful to watch seeing them trying to sell boring stupid cards that nobody would ever buy.

  • Alex just sits there pulling stupid faces. It makes me want to smash his face in to be honest.

  • the ranger at 2:38 is hideous

  • National Singles Day- ok, so who going to send the card? loooooool

  • @little1intheuk Send it to yourself obviously

  • Thanks for uploading these. A lot of these people are even worse than this years' (not sure if apostrophe is in the right place (Rafe could you elaborate?!)) candidates. I can't decide which idea is worse. To celebrate someone being single the day before Valentine's Day or trying to make the planet eco friendly by sending a card. These people should be shot! They should have gone with Sara's idea - could have had a selection celebrating Eid, Diwali, Hanuka etc.

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  • kevins voice really drones on,he makes people look really stupid from my area of the country and thank god i dont have his accent!

  • We all live on this planet, and need to fix it. Fix it by not sending eco-friendly e-cards, and sending paper ones instead. Hell yeah!!! He no doubt thinks that the cure for the banking crisis is to throw more money at banks to "stabilize" them. Oh wait... O_O

  • @MsLightdragon this is by far the best comment i've seen so far!

  • Cor dear, that farm boy doesn't half get on yer tits.

  • i think sending a single card to someone, especially a single parent is just kid of rubbing it in their face. im happily married and would never send a card like that to my best friend, a single mum cos i'd just feel like i was making her feel like shit!

    way to go, making them feel guilty, kevin!! alex is doing my head right in. he just sits back with his mouth shut every task. he should be the next team leader if he survives the chop. think he would crack under the pressure immediately!

  • i think sending a single card to someone, especially a single parent is just kid of rubbing it in their face. im happily married and would never send a card like that to my best friend, a single mum cos i'd just feel like i was making her feel like shit!

  • kevin is such a cocky idiot

  • I really can't stomach much more of Dafydd Thomas' pitch.

  • first it was 434 then 468 million tones of rubbish, I can see why it increases after the first session, he has included their RUBBISH idea which obviously comes to over 30 million tones! with this rate, by the end of the series it will go over 1 billion!!

  • Being singles day? The whole idea is shit. - Kevin as a bank manager?? He Must have lied on his CV, he's thick, he could not even get the basic's right. As a team leader he should have worked on the pitch much earlier, and learn how to answer the answer the question!

  • how the did kaven worked as a bank manager? im trying figure that out

  • Dunder heads, the lot of these people! One team had a great idea, but didn't do their market research, the other picked a pretty good idea, but picked the wrong vehicle (paper, when in this instance, paper would be an automatic deal breaker) to press the message.

    Yeah... dunder heads.

  • Even i could have done a better presentation than Kevin... even though em shit at it...

  • Kevin is an incredibly ignorant hypocrite. "It's just the same as the U.S. saying 'we don't care about pollution'." Huh? That's insulting. Just like the UK and many other countries, the U.S. signed the Kyoto Accord in 1998. Kevin, you need to get your facts straight. Go pester the Republic of China about pollution. They did not sign the Kyoto Accord, you dumbass!

  • @AkeakamaiTheFirst They may have signed it, but the US do as little as possible to abide by it - its well known the US is the most un-ennvironmentally friendly country in the entire world. Very sad and unethical

  • watching this show helps my self-esteem, LOL

  • 04:00 - 04:07

    Criiiinge. The final nail in the (rarest mahogany) coffin.

  • "keven, your card is missing the point....."

    "eh... ok... how about on a mug or a balloon? or on a pen?"

  • Dont you think Kevin looks like the guy from Little Britain with a wig?

  • I thought I was watching David Brent

  • Cards for Idiots!  They haven't got a Glue!!

  • If someone I knew sent me a shitty little card telling me to cut down on greenhouse emissions, I'd burn their fucking house down.

  • Kevin is the best. His idiocy brings much-needed lolz

  • single people are a forgotten part of society?

  • Kevin's group - WTF?!

  • that was crap kevin!

  • omg did jenny just say she has cut down sending cards because it damages the environment?? when she is pitching to someone to send a card so people help the environment..seriously how stupid is she....

  • lol 0:40- 0:44 he is like "oh no he didnt "

  • 2: 37 - nice grin there Jenny.

  • what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "if you don't put your weight behind it then its just same as the u.s saying we don't care about pollution" awkward silence follows, probably thinking where the hell did this retard come from.

    kevin you are a bumbling idiot.

  • those environment cards make me cringe...such a terrible idea...nobody would want them...

  • Jenny: I personally have slowed down enormously on the number of cards that I buy simply because I'm aware of the environmental impact for the paper that we're sort of sending and everything else.

    Now...does someone want to tell her that what she has just said is the absiolute antithesis of their whole pitch argument? GET OFF THE SHOW DUMNASS!!!!!!!

  • @puzokutya d'you mean 'DUMBASS'?!! haha

  • @matvarn touché :)

  • Both teams were awful on this task!!! When Jenny started talking about how she doesn't buy many cards I was just thinking about what an idiot she was. And Kevin, OMG what a prick! His heartfelt pitch just made me laugh!

  • Cringe at kevin's pitching

  • Kevin's pitching is really terrible, it's like he's trying to score on the distributors bad conscience.

  • I've chosen to be single, I have no idea what date or even which month Valentine's Day is. Being single wasn't something I did need to think through and make a decision about, I just don't want another person surrounding my private sphere.

    Sorry, but those who are nagging on about how much they need a partner just seem desperate.

  • @MissMael Exactly right... Valentines day is a calculated, commercial, vacuous 'occasion' that plays on the insecure and needy.

  • lol

  • @celinou84

    No no one ever seems to voice there opinion

  • omg embarassing sooooooo stupid

  • Has Kevin's team ever heard about branding before? The design of these cards does certainly not appeal to their target audience!

    To celebrate a Singles' Day is a worthwile idea, although it's only a small niche they can market to. The problem is, that the dealers they are pitching to, don't realize that it is possible to be single and happy at the same time. They are too old to understand this.

  • I think Kevin telling those execs that their refusal to support his shambolic mess of an idea is on a par with the US not caring about carbon emissions is one of the most hilarious things thus far on reality tv ever.

  • @job87meh

    He has all the right to do that, he is gonne get rid of his Porsche you know ;)

  • Haha I actually just laughed out loud at 2:47 - "who do you think's going to buy these cards?" - and Kevins response? - "Lots of people!"

    Arf Arf, thank gawd the woman cut him off by throwing the question at him in a more articulate manner, though it did cause him to just repeat her 'target consumer' again and again haha. Stupid Kevin!

  • Why da hell whould anyone be proud of being single? You might as well selebrate being upset, dipressed or being hungry lol.

  • learn to spell ya pissprick

  • fucking idiots, pitches shit, cards are shit, dates for the cards are shit ! Noone is saying his actual oppionion on any task, just to get through somehow.

  • "wud ppl not just send an e-card to save paper?" "no i dont think they wud...the whole point is we're trying to educate ppl" wtf is this guy on? u can put the exact same information in an e-card and educate ppl that's not a fuckin valid answer!

  • haha omg surely it wud be better for the environment if they made none of those shitty environment cards...they are absolute rubbish! why wud ne1 buy that and send it to some1...if i got that from some1 i wud slap them in the face...it's a disgrace...

  • so according to this kevin guy saying you don't think environment cards will sell well means you dont care about helping the environment? what a tosser. if i got a card from someone with an eco message on it, id be like what the fuck. im all for savin the environment pal but i dont need a greeting card to preach it to me. on the other hand i thought the singles card is a great idea, im single and feel like shit on valentines, would love a card to cheer me up! :-) or a shag if all else fails

  • "its just the same as the US saying... we don't care about pollution" haha thats is epic

  • absolute idiots

  • 2.37 is just plain scary.

  • China has a single day and it's on the 11th of November, because it's 11/11 and it represents 4 '1's which means single and alone...and yes single people do feel proud about being single on that day. and LOL @ the environment card idea. Would you go around texting a friend/telling a friend: hey remember to save the environment? NO! so why would anyone send a card? Clinton not selling those crap=not environmentally friendly? More like they don't wanna lose money. Wake up Kevin,you're an idiot.

  • Whilst I don't like that long drink of water (forget his name), his face at 4:37 is priceless.

  • save the environment! Make Kevin Extinct!

    Band wagon shit head

  • He got so hilariously railroaded and his one out was to hand off the presentation to someone else.... and despite the fact he had no real experience in presentation or knowledge of the subject....

    This was the very definition of enough rope to hang yourself by.

  • "Its just the same as USA we don't care about pollution"

    Yeah bag the Americans. I wonder how well that went down.

  • kevin = waaay out ofhis depth.

  • He looks like the only gay in the village!!

  • kevin = biggest tool ever!

  • they should set singles' day on Nov 11th, (11.11, signifying four people standing alone) in fact, this concept is unofficially celebrated in China already. If they really produce the singles' card, it's voicing people inner thoughts, this potential market is huge!

  • On Remembrance Day? When we remember the millions of soldiers who died in the Great War? Great idea!

  • what a ridiculous idea.. environment isn't personally relevant, why should someone buy a card for that? i mean unless you are some organization doing a public campaign

  • Environment concerns everybody!

  • 4:00 - 4:10

    Oh my, that was a classic.

  • 02:37 one the most hilarious moments in the history of The Apprentice, ROFL

  • Yep, only beaten by "Did you know that there are 6 mio cat owners in the UK, and most of them live in London?"

  • Lee really doesnt do that pitch any favours...

  • Did Kevin really said that his card will be bought by SINGLE teenagers? what that even means? :D

  • We should start "British no talent'......LOL whats happending here.

  • These people have no clue... about marketing 101.

  • is he really bank manager?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Seeing Kevin - the bank manager - I´m not in the least suprised we´re in a banking crisis. He´s as thick as shit ...

  • @ohmannhey - Spot on! 

  • "And who is going to send the card?"

    LOL ... good point ...

  • their friends

  • I LOL'd hard!

  • kevin's pitch reminds me of nargis from season 2 .

  • all his pitches were so uncomfortable to watch!! oh god

  • '434 million tons of rubbish thrown each year', the majority of this being kevin's inane babbling.

  • Kevin was an insincere jerk. During his pitch he said "434 million tons worth of rubbish is thrown away each year." I halfway expected him to say ... "... and this is how we can profit from it."

  • Kevin being all environmental to Sir Alan is totally hilarious!

  • Both the teams were whack on this task, sort it out mate!!!

  • Both Kevin and Michael are tossers!

  • I bet he worked with propaganda in his bank.

    I meen G8 was the once that decided global warming should become a big way of making money. A natural assurance + carbon it happens tobe that big corp companies don't give a dam really so long as their getting ££.

    Global warming-Green = TAX TAX TAX

  • I love it when nick gets sarcastic. "oh sorry"

  • "right....and who's going to send the card?" owned

  • And her chin is enormoust!!!!

  • Raef : is fantastic with funny twist in his presentation ; " in recognition of the fact, you know, they are i guess you could call the forgotten part of society " , what a utter zany rubbish.

  • He would bore me with his big words.

    No way I would buy from him he waffles on to much

  • Michael is such a plonker, it was a pleasure seeing that arrogant look wiped of his face to be replaced by a sheepish look when Sir Alan scolded him for getting impatient - check it out really funny.

  • Jenny is a genius...during a pitch to sell cards she emphasized that she's buying less cards. Blatant ignorance

  • "Love the planet week"

    SIR ALAN'S FACE LMAO

  • I'm confused. It seemed like Feb. 13th was a turnoff to the first 2 buyers. The team only met with success when Michael made an executive decision to open the date. But when Sir Alan asked about conflict with Valentine's Day, Michael stood firmly in defense of the 13th.

  • Michael didn't change the date, he just said it wasn't a big deal and they shouldn't mention it.

    Raef didn't really give any other date, just sort of rambled on about the date not being fixed.

  • Look at 0:30, Michael says "my decision is we're going to remove the date for the pitch I don't want any more deliberating about it..." The original date was a big deal. It ruined the first 2 pitches.

  • The last bit of this video is great, look at their faces when he's talking about the environment card

  • If I received one of those Green Cards I'd be annoyed. I don't want environmental issues rammed down my throat.

  • kevin is crap. do yourself a favour and kill yourseld

  • wow you need an anger management pill. ____ing tard

  • jesus, it's just painful to watch kevin pitch :/

  • lol ye he's completely useless, wow 434 million tonnes of rubbish is thrown away each year in england, what does he want people to do with it, keep it!!!

  • ha ha, good point!

  • The tesco man about the singles card "Who's gonna send the card?" haha good point!

  • kevin is a tosser

  • I love Nick and Margaret. Nick says it took 4 hours to decide where the apostrophe went; Michael says 3 and then Nick just says "sorry" in the most deliciously schoolmasterly manner. I've said it before and I'll say it again: he and Margaret ARE the unsung heroes of the series.

  • they truly are. I keep saying they should have their own show. I'd watch it

  • 1:26 woman on the right is s o pretty!

  • I love how jenny contradicts herself during the meeting. "I've bought less cards because of the inpact on the enviorment". Imagine the message inside the card being, "Don't buy this card, you are destroying the enviorment".

  • hahaha yeah that's what I was thinking. She basically killed the whole of kevin's crappy pitch with that statement XD

  • I think Raef is cute. He's so enthusiastic about everything :3

  • Argghhh...every time i watch this i hear something awful from Kevin...were not gonna be able to save ANY planet??? What, planets in addition to Planet Earth??? What an absolute cretin!

  • The Eco card is the most retarded thing in the world. I bet, if these did ever actually get into stores, they'd sell less than 100 per year.

  • Talking about "throwing your money down the drain", an environmental card? What a lot of wank.

  • lols of course tesco wud say yes!! tesco wud say yes to everything..lols fukin cheap skate team!!!