Much Needed Advice For The Ladies

[EndoryuuAndo]

uanna go to the movies to talk .... LOL :))))) im trying not to be stereotypical but it's really hard

[coreanu]

damn that is a big nose...

[chasespartan]

or women could just not wear anything im cool with that

[ComeHomeFeeefeee]

love your videos they help a lott:) more tips?

[xxAKELITExx]

hey MIKE HURRY UP MAN OMG LOOK AT THAT MUTHA FUCKIN HAND bAG O_O yaikkk

[chugalongway01]

This guy should give advise on how to make a fool of yourself on Youtube

[Mandinko23]

i like this guy he is sooo hilarious and on point with everything, thanks for the advice. for long time i have found some sensible advice.

[ra83clement]

Yup ! You sir ar correct

[Samyaza69]

Man you where on crack when you filmed this?

[pambears1]

This shit is so funny! x)

[recoilm104]

and to me the rich girls are normally boring!!

[kevinmanga117]

Hehehehehehe funny video and full of facts lol.

[1001orpheus]

He look like a gremlin! AHHH! LOL

[MrAazarch]

BUSINESS PROPOSAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi! We have a business proposal for you. Contact us via youtube to talk...

Alex.

[1001orpheus]

@MrAazarch Stop Lying!

[Daazbee]

*Clapclapclapclapclap* ^^

[scottiejnr]

hey mike mike get over here quick look at her f**king handbag xD

[wizsc]

Hey there!

It's too good not to comment!

Cheers.

[doyouhaveanyquestion]

Aww this shits so funny

[ashley37912]

Please make more videos!!! You make me laugh! Just like make em on anything, reality! Today's society! Your so right with everything you say so make more!

[onyxxx101]

OMG LOVEEEEED IT!

[nadir669]

Blaaaah Blaaah Blaah looool

[juiceb0xgurl]

a lot of you stank

[JenDaMaMii77]

and more...also do more things together, that way both of yall will have more to talk about. share thoughts, experiences, fears, get into each others minds, its actually a great technique to get to know each other on a diff level.

[JenDaMaMii77]

continued...majority of the time its not about how much u talk but the actual essence of the subject.if both ppl in the relationship r intellectuals, its not hard. pick up a book, magazine, journal, newspaper, watch documentaries, the news, music videos, etc. educate urself with the world around u&there will b a LOT more to talk about.

[JenDaMaMii77]

i just have one question for u buddy...are u single?? cuz u speakin pure rubbish homie...i dont agree at all with ANYTHING!! i've been wit my bf for 3 yrs,(4 yrs in march) he practically lives with me.he's here ALL the time&we talk ALL the time! stay up till 4-5am talkin&we have NEVER had nothing to talk about.

[DoUdO1000]

Believe it or not but not all women buy things to impress other women or anyone , they buy it for themselves! good vid though!

[mildewification]

I looove you!

[iAlch3m1sT]

You're a fucking genius! jajajajajajaja

[bethyprincess123]

i fucking love u!!!!

[l0l0ser]

''look at that motherfucking HANDBAG '' HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAH

[bfine123]

love U

greetings from Slovenia

[noname4uM]

Oh my Gosh!I laughed so much watching this video . You have a so expressive figure,whoah !

[afrojackgeak]

YOW MIKE! COME HERE, HURRY UP MAN! look at her... look at her, look at that MOTHAFUCKIN HANDBAG! GOAD!

[Band2010Geek]

Love his point about finding clothes to impress men and not women because when I need advice about what to wear and what not I usually ask my dude friends, I get much better feed back because they tell me what guys like ;)

[MrRalexanderb]

He knows what I'm talking about. I agreed with everything I heard..

[Diamonddusted68]

RIGHTIOUSSSS....

[B1L4N]

hhahahahha ''look at that motherfucking handbag, gjaah! ''

[solauraine]

Errh, I don't really dress for anyone but myself -.-

[LunaTheAwesome]

I hate walking with stupid handbags, they suc, and im a girl

[briansBEAST12]

lol...he must be excited he keeps clapping hahaha

[MRAlrounder]

3:48 my ringtone :)

[Dehzee]

So, if you are married keep two apartments?

[pUnKiNdOnUtSx3]

This is where he started his "Wudz up World "

[beyondthepages]

If I spend more than $40 on a handbag, I think I've spent too much... I guess I don't have to worry about that. :D

[buffylovzu]

hahahahahah!

[AssassinsFTWCreed]

and then he turn around and he look like a gremlin=)))))))))

i loled so hard i waked up my parents:))))))))))))

[Foxxilly]

spot on! just one thing, though... we don't always dress for you guys, or for the competition... we dress to impress... ourselves :) anyway.... good observations + funny :)

[gamercode2]

if we wanted to impress men we would walk around naked SO WHY DONT U

[AOHUNNED]

lol @ look at that motherfuckin handbag lol

[kyrome100]

"IM JUST SAYIN!!"

[Musique2BeDreamer]

paper slippers XD

[lacrossebabe39]

@7897james lol sorry, it was the best part in this video I think haha

[MyDippy123]

F'n Love it!!

Hahaha

Legend -3

[PandaRainbowNinjaLuv]

dude i was just clickin on random shit and i got here and was like dis dude funny ^^ subcribed <3

[late921]

You're brilliant! So much of that crap is for other women, not to attract them but to compete.

[Musique2BeDreamer]

@late921 Agreed. I regret spending $200 dollars buying abercrombie when I was in f'in middleschool! I don't even like shopping anymore, so stupid.

[7897james]

fucking gremlin! 3.48 lol

[MissZenLove]

Nice.

[lacrossebabe39]

And he got on some nice clothes, and then he turn around and look like a fuckin' gremlin! *weird scream* lmfao

[7897james]

@lacrossebabe39 only just saw this, beat me to it lol

[stevenyilin]

HAHA... You're not only the funniest Nigga around ;)) You bring all the fuckin issues DOWN to a point bro!!! LOVE YOUR SHIT BRO!!!

[esrapk]

I. Love. You.

[GS300pusha]

Classic DeStorm right here

[FlamenStarz]

Rofl!!!!! true and funny as hell

[IkeTheGreat7]

Buy some deodorant alot of youll mother fuckas Stink! lol

[xeniayjuan]

this guy its actually right.. lol very funny!

[Quent1124]

"...and she gon' cruise right past your ass and get the dick..." hahahaha

[MsKsolo1]

...love the hand claps lol

[theorchidstrator]

I love it Destorm! This is so true! I mostly wear sweats and sneakers on the regular. I get dressed up real nice when my boo and I go out. When we do I know I look good. He loves me just the way I am. I don't worry about impressing other women with expensive items. I'd rather save my money.

[0WN4H]

shes gone cruise right by yo ass & get the dick, make damn sure

[okkvlt]

hurry up!! LOOK AT THE M*F*kIN HANDBAAAG !!!! hahah funny stuff destorm

[LPaige14]

YOU. Like to clap.

[Coltongirl1]

I don't Like Makeup, It hides who you really are. I don't like expensive furniture, Cuz if you mess it up ur in deep Sh!t, I don't like Hand bags or Dresses or skirts, they get in your way. I wear A t'shirs, Jeens and Live in the country.. And I ain't changing A fuckin thing

[sylviaandkirk]

@Coltongirl1 ha ha, any handbag that holds my money, license, phone, and tylenol. Can you imagine spending hundreds on a purse. Shoot I could buy some more farm animals or a load of alfalfa for the price of some Dooney and Burke bags. Make up, I'll wear it but it's just me in color-same person. Jeans and t's..I'll opt for a loose skirt, but I get it...comfort. But our country men like this look. Need to dress for your social area. Hmm? Fancy clothes while raking a bull pen? uh no.

[Terrigm45]

I would need six extra hands to have enough fingers to count how many times you used the "F" word. Your advice is good, but I strongly reccommend that you watch your language. It's not necessary to talk that way to get your point across. I notice you refer to us as ladies. Well, what kind of lady in any true sense of the word, do you think wants to listen to your filthy mouth? The continuous use of the "F" word suggests extreme and blatant ignorance of class or etiquette. Edit this. Thank you.

[Partysauce14]

@Terrigm45 you scared of bad words?

[iKyara01]

Ok I'm 11 and even at my age this is so true cause even middle school boys try to pull girls now I'm no the cutest girl but I get "pulled" a lot from boys because I don't focus on my clothes well yeah I focus on my appearance but I don't you know wear a new out fit thats to old for me when step up at school in some cute jeans and a polo with some chucks real casual boys at school try to pull so what you saying is completely true and to put more facts i'm not even that thin!

[McMonkeysmemories]

How do you make this without laughing at some parts xD YO MIKE COME HERE!!!! Lol

[TheBmaca4]

that was so fucking funny but good

[NeilChandTV]

"Look at that mother, fucking, HANDBAG!" BAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAH

[sorarockssonicdoesnt]

"turns around and looks like a fucking gremlin" hahahahahahahaHAHA LOLOLOLOLOLOLO I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF

[arian809mt]

yowww dude u funny .!!! jajajajaaj

[TheJackpotshawty]

1:25 - Nice smile (:

[ivobudinov]

Hey Baby What You did Yesterday... ? I Did Bla bla bla :D hahah

[goofey708]

Your clapping scares me a little ahahahaha , nice video btw :)

[s0flytai]

lolz my 1st time watchin u definitely gonna subscribe ...very true

[loveMeSomehiphop]

so trueeee im sick of girls alwys giving a fuck about hw much they payed for thier stuff when in reality u can find cuter things for a cheaper price.

[tkdtap]

Hey DeStorm, is that you in Cee Lo Green's song cry baby?



[314PT]

AMEN man this is so fucking true. i've been trying to tell the ladys this for a long while and none of them get it

[ToastedLeaf]

Too Much Clapping 0:01 0:15 1:05 2:20 2:51 4:05 4:20 4:27 4:31 4:45

[EvanSmithRapMusic]

OCD much?

[TheRoxykiss2]

HAHHAHAHAH damn u so funny...and ur so right....xD ! Dress2Impress style was yesterday lmao : D

[GanstaK1990]

he got on some nice shoes , and then he turned around & he looked like a f**ing gremlin hahahah xd

[babiiginaxo]

I respect everything you're sayin.. but please clip those nails.. its hella distracting!

[Elle12331]

@babiiginaxo they're not that distracting c:

[PrankMasterP9394]

woops i meant 1:22

[PrankMasterP9394]

haha so funny at 1:24 that look haha

[Fangeroo]

If we wanted to impress men, we would walk around naked.

[raheime1]

that i would like to see11111111111111111111

[BrKeNCyDe1]

@Fangeroo And get raped at every corner.

[Gascan38]

@Fangeroo Don't spit bullsh!t

[Shishinohono]

@Fangeroo thats not impressive....thatd b degrading and saddening.... and im a guy,

[Fangeroo]

@Shishinohono It was a joke, do you really see woman walking around naked to impress their men? No, but what is degrading and saddening is that you can't spell, and you can't take a joke.

[BrKeNCyDe1]

@Fangeroo Not many people noticed it was a joke just like me i didnt, and if it was a joke then it wasnt a very good one, what he said was true but you also had a point.

[SilverMushroomLady]

@Fangeroo Well, we kinda do walk around naked.

[ProfessionalManlyMan]

@Fangeroo That'd just impress the pigs among us, madame.

[Fangeroo]

@ProfessionalManlyMan Touche? o-o....

[ProfessionalManlyMan]

@Fangeroo Perhaps.

[Shiningforceking]

@Fangeroo Then we would look at you and you'd say we are perverts even tho YOU are walking naked

[MizzJanise]

so what exactly do men like?

[niobbit]

funny shit!

[DrooCrew]

Keep in mind guys that if you do comment on an expensive item that a girl has on she will most likely be interested in you because the doesn't hear this sort of conversation starter from a guy but keep in mind if other guys hear you they will probably assume that you are gay. Just sound interested in her outfit to throw off the hitting-on feeling

[EpicGAMERbkman]

do u live in the uk

[anglekisses6]

rushing out at 3:49 :)

[Gshortstuff]

Whenever he claps I feel like a dog... But it always gets my attention -_-

[mkdjksh]

XD god thats epic lol

[rbutkus21]

"iam just sayin" :)

[bigiddybird]

I'd like to put out there that my usual wear is skinny jeans, combat boots, tied back boy t-shirts, and i got purple blue and green in my hair. My boyfriend has absolutely no problem with this and he doesn't dress anywhere near the way i do...

[bigiddybird]

Must say, i believe you should do a video on how guys should treat girls.... Try that one out!!!

[Quassarus]

I'm watching DeStorm's videos just because they're funny.

[Jarlaxle543]

Like a fuckin gremlin

[fingerboy18]

You nailed it. We don't care what the hell women wear as long as it's not ugly. We can't tell the difference between $20 and $200 dollar shoes.

[18sexyleidy]

hahahhahahahahhahahhahahahha i'm just here LMBO!! this is the 3rd clip i see of u n i am can't wait to c the next one...........u r HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

[pandaisaac01]

Are u from Fresno? Or Brooklyn cuz theres only two Fulton mall in the world .

[yamyam644]

"GAH!" lool

[aendlesslovin]

trj target :D

[Greekmai]

Love you!!

[MrJuanjp4]

"Targe.........Target"

hahahahaha

[madisonruddd]

So true, and you are so funny.

[dontgetrushed]

fuck this is funny.. promps cunt

[DutchGirlMusic]

If I wear something it's because I like it, not to impress a men.. ¬¬

[justdstinie]

"And then he turn around and look like a f*ckin gremlin eerrrrr!" Hahaha..had me rollin lol

[Nymious]

You clap a lot...BUT YOURE HILARIOUS!!!

[myglamour121]

OMG, you are HILARIOUS!! Lmaoo

Loved it!

[tdo7125]

I actually really enjoy being around the one's I love all the time.

[UolinE]

Don't waste you time on the flashes ones unless you just want sex. Best way to get a girl is to get one interested in you. If she is not checking you out. you wasting time. Sex is easy to get cause girls need that juice mix. But if you really want to keep her. Just respect her. What? Yes, what. Who taught you to disrespect women? Take a lesson from the insects, they protect their Queen. We did at ine time, also. People think the way they taught them and act the way they want you too. Peace

[Pinkpillowpurple]

Omg u r soo funny!! But u gotta point

[EpicMealTimeKIDZ]

Destorm,i dare u to make a rap about xbox games!!!!

[ntherewas1]

Love this =) great advice!!

[Zenthenium]

6:18 alot of yaal muthafuckers stank!!! ahahahhaha dude youre the man

[uniquekeanu]

When he was listing things that guys look at girls he neglected to mention boobies, that's like number 1

[Maha87]

i hate spending too much money, especially on myself... and i'm a girl =x

[liv365]

ur funny bro lmao . so true

[Walash007]

lol... couldn't be truer. it's a chick vs chick world out thur

[girl123interrupted]

"YO MIKE! COME HERE! LOOK AT THAT MUTHA PHUCKIN HAND BAG!!" hahahahahahhaha

[ivobudinov]

@girl123interrupted hahahhahahhahahahahahhahha SHIT YEAH ! :D

[DhattKhidd101]

@girl123interrupted Funny as hell.

[bitchduck9999]

Thanks ur really helping a chick out.

[Entrepreniggro]

LMAO THATS SO TRUE!!. PLUS WOMEN SHOULD SLOW DOWN WITH THE HEELS! ITS LIKE A FUCKIN RACE TO SEE WHO WERES THE LONGEST HEELS & THEY CAN'T WALK IN THEM

[sinceremusic1]

Loving your posts, but please calm down on the swearing!!! PLEASE......

[Jesuslostprov31gurl]

this dont apply to married couples...grrr lol :)

[TeeCrazee]

@destorm man i loove your features :+)

[kayandsarahshow]

Unless the guy Is gay.

[krgrubbs]

lol @ "nice whip = vehicle". thanks for that lil laughy laugh laugh

[jackdentreprenuer]

the best talk is small talk, use your imagination; talk about things that aren't there. chicks are great at doing that. the guy just has listen, and nod. jk

[SensuWaKawata]

Unless he lookin' for a sugar momma, or you got on some fuckin' paper slippers.

[minciNashu]

alot of you motherfuckers stink. lolz

[flaschengeistohnefla]

its not true... one time in disco a man toldme how pretty my bag is... (and i was proud... now i am thinking about if i dont hae a good ass ;P) thank you de D:

[Anike82]

@flaschengeistohnefla he was gay.

[flaschengeistohnefla]

@Anike82 :-O 

[jdebruynviolin]

@flaschengeistohnefla Odds are he was telling you what he thought you wanted to hear because he's figured out that girls like their bags. I'd be very surprised if he actually cared about your bag. Doesn't make him a bad person, but guys have got different priorities.

[longwayfromperfect]

laughing out loud at looking like a Gremlin. besides if you want expensive stuff guys can buy it

[jamaicanbeauty17]

lol. i love how you keep clapping your hands. and its a good thing my best and nicest heels only cost me $10, or i'd be one of those girls you talking bout. lol...and, might i add, those heels are still in good condition. no scratches. they weren't cheap, in the sense of easily falling apart, they just weren't "in style/season" anymore...whatever that means >.>...or something like that =D

[FragenAnsLeben]

That's weird. Why do people produce advice videos about getting and keeping a mate, who DON'T have one?! Who obviously never had a relationship longer than 1 or 2 years?

Folks, if you want to know about relationships ask someone who has a loving relationship for many years.

This is one of deStorms own (good) advice. if you want to be successful, ask some one who did it already. Not some one who is only trying.

[starboy4]

you need to keep doing these videos!

[Erica12345100]

Hahaha (~:$

[NikoliaB69]

Take that advice ladies, spot on

[soulfulkiddotcom]

6:14 through 6:22 is when i died laughing