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  • 2004

  • Those weren't always mannequins.

  • 5$ home made commercial

  • Thanks for an amazing video, I found it so interesting. I am fascinated by anything related to furniture. Can't wait to see more!

  • that sounded like neil ciceriega..

  • master master is this true? yes grasshopper, you must suck my dick.

  • noww.................... seriously.....

  • Yeah, fuck his furniture, I want to buy some of the collectible crap he has going on back there.

  • he probably was spacing out during that pause

  • Master, Master is that true?

    No, i just lied to you.

  • My name is mark and you can count on it

  • I love these. So much.

  • Where does this guy get all of these RANDOM ARTIFACTS!

  • Look, Jerry Garcia bought a furniture store and faked his death!!!

  • The one where he feels up a lamp in the shape of woman has to be the best.

  • i hope they arnt deliberatly made these terrible thats what makes them so awesome

  • Anyone from cleveland knows these commercials. Anyone know where I can find the "MR Allens" commercial? "29 or two for FITTY"

  • omg, hilarious. Those Mr. Allens commercial are so wierd. It's like they speed it up or something. NO ONE CAN TALK THAT FAST.

  • "My name is Mark?" "Uh,Master I know your name already and I think it's time to go take your alzheimer's pills because you sound like you dont know if your name is Mark" "Yes,Grasshopper"

  • 0:26 So..... you can count on his name being Marc....

  • This guy has to be a pedophile

  • I dont get these commericals at all

  • hhaha i always saw them and thought it was a joke

  • 216 area code, isnt that cleveland?

  • yupp!

    these commercials always come on really late at night.. and onlyyy really late at night haha. they don't air during the day. kinda scaryyyy.

  • That makes T.V and life similar,Those type of people in this commercial dont come out in the day and only come out at night,lol!

  • Oh... I should eat a pony...

  • XD hahaha! I thought of him too! I can totally see this guy like "Dump tell no mandy, it's just a landmower turned bankways..."

  • It's a real life Senor Cardgage!

  • Haha, Man I've been telling everyone that since I discovered these a few weeks ago.

  • Same here!

  • i live right by it it hurts my ears

  • wow...

    is this for real?

    hahaha! that's hilarious.

  • This won(pun intended) is full of win, unlike all the other ones.

  • does anyone know if he's at his store regularly? b/c me and my friends are planning a trip to go see him.

  • i've visited twice, about a year apart from each visit, and he was there both times. When he's there, they have a neon sign out front that says something along the lines of "Come in and see Marc!" But chances are he'll be in.

  • My name is Mark...

    ...

    and you can count on it.

  • You know what? I went and saw this guy at the store before.  He actually talks like that. I got a free t-shirt out of it too. So not only was I creeped out.... but I can now re-live it whenever I want!

  • I love how this commercial has the most obnoxious pause of them all.

  • he is so totally wasted!

    and I think i know his ninja buddy

  • LOl!

  • This one is actually pretty normal and makes some sense compared to his other commercials.

  • acid was not his friend

  • lol that was so stupid

  • What the hell is with that freaky long pause?

    He scares me...

  • "My name is Marc, you can count on it?"

    What good will it do me if I can count on his name being Marc?

  • woooo

  • i saw this on the soup!

    i think he's on drugs

  • nice new wrinkle

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