"My name is Mark?" "Uh,Master I know your name already and I think it's time to go take your alzheimer's pills because you sound like you dont know if your name is Mark" "Yes,Grasshopper"
i've visited twice, about a year apart from each visit, and he was there both times. When he's there, they have a neon sign out front that says something along the lines of "Come in and see Marc!" But chances are he'll be in.
You know what? I went and saw this guy at the store before. He actually talks like that. I got a free t-shirt out of it too. So not only was I creeped out.... but I can now re-live it whenever I want!
2004
TheHal20062b 1 month ago
Those weren't always mannequins.
BrighterThunder 7 months ago
5$ home made commercial
lg123xyz 10 months ago
Thanks for an amazing video, I found it so interesting. I am fascinated by anything related to furniture. Can't wait to see more!
MustardMonkeyLtd 11 months ago
that sounded like neil ciceriega..
l101177 1 year ago
master master is this true? yes grasshopper, you must suck my dick.
sub5g 1 year ago
noww.................... seriously.....
kylem1112 1 year ago
Yeah, fuck his furniture, I want to buy some of the collectible crap he has going on back there.
ccricers 1 year ago
he probably was spacing out during that pause
zimmawoman 1 year ago 4
Master, Master is that true?
No, i just lied to you.
Drumma425 2 years ago
My name is mark and you can count on it
NitroReviews 2 years ago
I love these. So much.
mikeroephonics 2 years ago
Where does this guy get all of these RANDOM ARTIFACTS!
foreverthemusic1 2 years ago 6
Look, Jerry Garcia bought a furniture store and faked his death!!!
conradragzoff 2 years ago
The one where he feels up a lamp in the shape of woman has to be the best.
larsnord 2 years ago 2
i hope they arnt deliberatly made these terrible thats what makes them so awesome
nicholasjames100 2 years ago
Anyone from cleveland knows these commercials. Anyone know where I can find the "MR Allens" commercial? "29 or two for FITTY"
Bodogjoe 2 years ago
omg, hilarious. Those Mr. Allens commercial are so wierd. It's like they speed it up or something. NO ONE CAN TALK THAT FAST.
foreverthemusic1 2 years ago
"My name is Mark?" "Uh,Master I know your name already and I think it's time to go take your alzheimer's pills because you sound like you dont know if your name is Mark" "Yes,Grasshopper"
landlord248 2 years ago
0:26 So..... you can count on his name being Marc....
HazeGreyAndUnderway 2 years ago 6
This guy has to be a pedophile
Lils877 2 years ago
I dont get these commericals at all
clubpenguinnews204 2 years ago 8
hhaha i always saw them and thought it was a joke
laxerfan 2 years ago 5
216 area code, isnt that cleveland?
laxerfan 2 years ago
yupp!
these commercials always come on really late at night.. and onlyyy really late at night haha. they don't air during the day. kinda scaryyyy.
bethanyyy073 2 years ago
That makes T.V and life similar,Those type of people in this commercial dont come out in the day and only come out at night,lol!
landlord248 2 years ago
Oh... I should eat a pony...
MrRoboto113 3 years ago 4
XD hahaha! I thought of him too! I can totally see this guy like "Dump tell no mandy, it's just a landmower turned bankways..."
doughnutdoofus1 2 years ago
It's a real life Senor Cardgage!
singinglawnchair 3 years ago 7
Haha, Man I've been telling everyone that since I discovered these a few weeks ago.
amirofthedesert 3 years ago 2
Same here!
EchoBoomer1987 1 year ago
i live right by it it hurts my ears
MisssNickjonas4EvEr 3 years ago
wow...
is this for real?
hahaha! that's hilarious.
yellowstar537 3 years ago
This won(pun intended) is full of win, unlike all the other ones.
fadeaway2112 3 years ago
does anyone know if he's at his store regularly? b/c me and my friends are planning a trip to go see him.
yourmamacita101 3 years ago
i've visited twice, about a year apart from each visit, and he was there both times. When he's there, they have a neon sign out front that says something along the lines of "Come in and see Marc!" But chances are he'll be in.
pibtube 3 years ago
My name is Mark...
...
and you can count on it.
sorasgurl978 3 years ago 7
You know what? I went and saw this guy at the store before. He actually talks like that. I got a free t-shirt out of it too. So not only was I creeped out.... but I can now re-live it whenever I want!
Wallyballjacker 3 years ago 7
I love how this commercial has the most obnoxious pause of them all.
JTrainDowntown 4 years ago 7
he is so totally wasted!
and I think i know his ninja buddy
outinsider 4 years ago
LOl!
shkdbsahbdlabf 3 years ago
This one is actually pretty normal and makes some sense compared to his other commercials.
NyBob85 4 years ago 3
acid was not his friend
Kelseyp00 4 years ago
lol that was so stupid
wardoekw 4 years ago 2
What the hell is with that freaky long pause?
He scares me...
Raiaberry 4 years ago 16
"My name is Marc, you can count on it?"
What good will it do me if I can count on his name being Marc?
gnrchild 4 years ago 21
woooo
lp2xxx 4 years ago
i saw this on the soup!
i think he's on drugs
weirdfreak5 4 years ago 2
nice new wrinkle
gensu3k1 4 years ago