The Rookie Cook: How to Cook Bacon

[kulaaleks]

3 strips....dude u need 20!

[dipolargryphon]

Funny

[Ukid111]

Bacon can give you cancer, it was on the news so I'm not lying.

[marksmanlane]

I don't want to know what he does to bacon in the bed

[hopdashrun]

oh man... YOU ARE ALAN HARPER!

[DanyBacon90]

This really helped me!

[YAwhatevar]

Is he trying to be funny... Or gay?

[myprettyriz]

The only thing you need to do now is wrap them Bacon on your jolly and start masturbating.

[Darklight854]

why is it bad for the sink...

[hellpked]

@Darklight854 ityll clog it

[joewizard100]

Don't pour it down the sink? too late HAHA

[survivingtruth]

"bacon is soo freaken good" 

[turtlekidlol]

00:13...woow....creeper, mever going to babysit for me...

[SeeburgMusic]

If you play the last 5 seconds without watching the screen it sounds like hes gulping down a big load LOL

[aweirdpizza2249]

Every time he says because bacon is so freaking good I look around for the taste button

[Kingphilco]

I let my bacon grease set and make it into candles

[shinoda888888]

you dont put oil when cook bacon my friend

[MrSpecBlue]

What do u know about bacon??

[ArmTriangleChoke]

I drink my bacon grease with my Jack Daniels

[iAlohaJeric]

burnt my bCON :\

[joewizard100]

@iAlohaJeric i think its better to burn it then undercook it :)

[madcat789]

Cook it to how you want it: I like mine crispy.

[roger201288]

Cook more bacon you bastard!!!¡¡

[Hemii15]

Beans from Even Stevens made a youtube account/

[takaKizne007]

Respond to this video... because bacon is so freaking good :) 0(o_0)0

[DarknessKing1337]

The bacon greese melted a spatula

[mike2005gto]

bacon is the only reason i believe there might be a god

[shinoda888888]

@mike2005gto go fuck a duck then 

[thewookie09]

throw away the bacon grease? why would you ever say such a thing? the same torment that you say will that a sink will go through....i vote that you should go through....

throw bacon grease away? that's like throwing gold away.

[FadingDesire]

He said bacon 93 times in 3 minutes.. I didn't think this was possible.

[meaniefathead]

omg i made brownies and they were THIN ftw

[BLeSSeDoGkUSH420]

i thought this guy was pretty funny

[Tipable97]

love his acting/ passion

[wisconsinskater09]

Who the fuck dosent know how to cook bacon?

[ExplicitJunkieFilms]

@wisconsinskater09 why the fuck are you watching this then?

[wisconsinskater09]

@ExplicitJunkieFilms To see how fucking retarted it is thats why.

[ThatKittyWhoCamps]

@ExplicitJunkieFilms gtfo this country is a opinion

if u dont like opinions then cuba, china, or north korea is the best place for u

[ExplicitJunkieFilms]

@ThatKittyWhoCamps gtfo of here troll

[ijakcars]

@wisconsinskater09 i dont :P

[LyonRacing]

why cant i poor it down the sink.....?

[AllForLawls]

I can think of one thing that is better than bacon... GIRLS! AND LOTS OF THEM!

[wisconsinskater09]

@AllForLawls FUCK YESH!

[MultiAxian]

i wonder how many people have filed restraining orders on this guy...

[SUPERPAINTBALLR]

something better than Bacon is his boyfriends tiny ass penis

[Avriven]

AHAH Whispers: "i love bacon"

[hackerhater]

On our next episode, we are going to learn how to make toast!

[ILovemeforeverful]

yummm bacon every womans dream. (in the mornings men think were cooking it for them!ha)

[LJBndDB]

love ur teeth :) PLUS UR SMILE :p

[haleychan12]

it looks like a rock -_- try slow cooking it

[tomtrollkiller]

Why shouldn't you pour it down the sink?

[bcoffey1987]

Because anything greasy will clog your drains. @tomtrollkiller

[MrXbox16]

@tomtrollkiller i dunno the guys a fucking retard i just pour it down the sink 

[Negativerything]

@tomtrollkiller Because the cool pipes coagulate the hot bacon grease and it solidifies in the u-bend of your drain. Then you have to waste time unclogging it, maybe even call a plumber, making it the most expensive bacon you've ever made. That's why.

[MegaDefuse]

i really dont think this guy is a bacon man...im pretty sure hes a sausage man(;

[yzerman19frazier]

@MegaDefuse who care. its 2011 get over yourself

[MegaDefuse]

@yzerman19frazier Actually, it was 2010 when I posted it :) but yes, this is 2011

[KieranDabosss]

this guy reminds me of alan of 2 and a half men,.,

[BrodyNelson]

0:13

[xxRansakkxx]

Yay bacon! ^_^

[sidecarstella]

Please make a video on how to take the giblets out of chickens before you cook them! It's scary and it freaks me out!

[Vieteddy]

Just 3 pieces of bacon? That's not enough.

[kisvarosipari]

this guy has problem with his speaker circuit. it sticks and he repeat the words

[zScottzz]

OMFG BACONNN

[sonicboom592]

lol TIK TIK TIK...... OH GLORY ITS BACON!!!!!!XD

[thebloddyzorrow]

Fuck, i throw the grizzy oil to the sink...wtf happens?

[ViciousCinema]

wow wtf is wrong with this guy lol yeah bacon is good but thats abit over the top lol

[PhamDC5]

sooo freakin good

[ViolatedVideos]

This is the only guy in the world who gets out of breath making bacon

[Jackalofdeath]

wtf ROFLMAO

[forcefxguy]

lookz like i need to steal ur bacon

[papercanfly]

i do want a lot of bacon grease!

[Yung1710]

Thanks alot lol

[MrLee562]

u should save the bacon grease makes a really really really good subsitute for oil

[OS253]

i love bacon.

[krauser212]

u know another way to make it is to put it on one of those bug zappers. like on Grown Ups :D

[TyrellCurry]

bahahaa ur so awesome

[jeetendrag10acc2]

he's not queer..he's just making a "dude where's car parody". ts his style damnit.let him be.

[yesssigotmail]

Good video, thanks for adding the tip to not pour the oil down the sink

[firetool56]

man bacon is good you know its like heven

[xLetxTherexBexRockx]

I think the most important thing I learned from this video is that bacon.. is so... freakin... good.

[BeAtBoXeRkidify]

aww im 12 years and i just cooked 3 bacons this video was so helpful and i got problem with oil

[stokes288]

the intro to this video is the most awkward thing i've seen in a while

[Rhysicles101]

you shud hav ur own tv show

[kushnugs40]

Is ther other ways to cook baken

[LookItsAGhost]

That 70s show quote

"mmmmmm.......baikon"

[xSNAKE1991x]

what was it you cooked that in?

[johnola1]

why do you let the bacon cool?

[Masterbrannon1]

yes bacon is so freaking good and this vid helped alot :)

[Fablehoncho]

i love that sexy-ass smell of cooking bacon.

this guy has a red face and is retarted...

[MonsterDecks]

oh common... its so straight forward to cook bacon why do you need a tutorial to cook the the most easy thing to cook in the world? I mean I didn't need some random guy to tell me how to cook it. only a retard wouldn't know how to cook bacon.

[yermasface]

LOL. 

[deckyfan]

hay man how do u cook bacon off cuts

[darklight436]

bacon sex, yum yum

[Stan1208]

Hey, My girlfriend knows a much better way. Place the bacon on a stoneware pan and place it in the oven. Let it cook for so many mins till it is to your liking. Then it will be perfect.

[singandnevertire]

You fail at cooking and at life in general. Oil in the pan? I mean, what the fuck, really though?

[mikecogan]

my god your greasy...

[yeadude54]

omg ur greesey maybe u need to cut back on the bacon

[darksore6]

You want the bacon? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BACON!

[cuteteddybear3]

@darksore6 lol

[TheVittleVlog]

Nice video...Bacon is the best!!

[Skitty91]

I LOVE BACON :)

[oiKiLLaaaZzx]

how do you cook your own penis

[secretsilver8]

trying to hard mate, and your crap at cooking and creepy

[zetia36]

this guy is creepy and loves bacon a ltittle to much

[ravsandhu1]

hahahaha

[170033mylunch]

do you like bacon?

[emmaO85]

he love baconn :P

[mentirosienta]

u r silly but funny like u!!

[acexprt]

WTF? why would u put oil in the Pan?the bacon creates its own Fat..

[ChaosZ40]

Do you like to shaft bacon?

[IamDude557]

Well considering your audience ARE Rookie cooks, I now feel like I can't cook bacon because you didn't tell me what I SHOULD do with the grease, just made me feel like I'm going to destroy my sink if I did what I planned to do.

[Areeane]

@IamDude557 Watch the video again. He did say what to do with it.

[rap1800]

IS it ok to drink the bacon grease????

[mryjn420090]

@rap1800 no instant heart attack

[laugustyn]

that is some rookie cooked bacon...

[th3w4rr10rk1dz]

oh do you need to put olive oil?

[InSaNeSkAtEr09]

their is alot of oils and fat already in the bacon

[goldengoat55555]

you bacon

[LennySkull]

yes. always cook on low, but never add butter or oil to the pan. and who cooks 4 pieces of bacon?

[joe41182]

i poor the bacon greese into a mug and let it harden

[patrioticbacon]

this guy is a TARD. u dont let it cool u EAT THE FREAKIN BAKONZ

[mentirosienta]

yeah n u let it burn your tongue and let the flavor b worthless!! retard

[TheTalkz]

HA HA I poured it down the sink

[Lo314]

LOL God bless bacon LOL... this guy is hilarious, and he can cook bacon

[JcM944]

"Bacon is so..so freaken good"

[joshuacoulthard]

I wish he'd stop saying "bacon is so freakin' good"

[cookie5577]

i like it the soft chewy way :)

[cenon1]

this sucks. you dont need oil to cook bacon.

[BaconLadd]

um i poured it down the sink O_O

[cookie5577]

what heppend O_o

[mesheler]

Wow, this guy is really freakin specific with his instructions!

"flip them every so often"

"somewhere between rubber and ..."

"...bacon will cook quickly and taste like burnt bark"

"people like their bacon differently..."

[thelordofdinosaurkin]

so do i love bacon

[HeIIoHater]

this guy is such a queer, but i luv bacon

[TheBigpunn421]

@HeIIoHater hahahahahahaha

[1981gMachine]

stfu man, christ, just let the damn bacon cook without blabbing your mouth. The bacon in the pan is cooler then you. fuck

[ursoulsurviver]

u fukin retard

[TheChinababy]

bacooooon

[rufc11]

should i fry it??? untill its tender?

[chris000089]

Du Bist SEHR SCHWUL

[smoky2004]

Bacon is best grilled, cleans all the fat out, tastes better than fried and your heart and arteries will thank you in later life. If you must fry the bacon, you don't need to add any oil at all, theres enough fat in bacon without the need for oil!

[qwasd0r]

You should think of showering once in a while!

[SireWolf]

by "ppl" do you mean fat ugly dudes and your mom?

[treokimow]

mine tastes like toothpaste, dont kno why

[ursoulsurviver]

that is very wrong

girls don't have cocks

the ecseption is ur mum tho

[YouPubed99]

nice spelling... still in elementary school??

[ursoulsurviver]

im in secondry school im now in yr 10 cause it summer holidays now when i go back im in year 10

[fuckitsgay]

yooooo wer gna b in da same year brapp lol

[Ogizzie]

LOL crazy fool

[rklisiewicz]

you are so freaking GAY

[ISkipDetention]

BACON

[Pheliam]

If he was talking about anything else, i would have insults. However, BACON!

[MiNtYChAoS]

nice job

[Patternpop]

How do you thaw bacon?

[kirby4blues]

You freeze your bacon? O.o

I don't think you need to thaw it as it's thin enough to cook through evenly.

[pcskn]

iii LOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BACOOOOONNNN even though its not that good for u.........thank you pigs for giving ur nice meat!

[deathblad13]

is this a good way to cook turkey bacon too?

[1SpeakTheTruth]

Mmmm Bacon...

[AZyoyokid]

what would happen if you dump the grease down the drian.

[Remiera]

That is very bad for your pipes.

And, when the grease cools, it'll cling to the inside of your pipes.

[lindsayfawn]

ur a funny guy

mmmm bacon!!

[Mossstripe]

Oh my God! Thank you. I was watching this while making bacon and it turned out sooooooo good. :D

[therookiecook]

Glad to hear that it helped.

[rayh917]

thanks!

[therookiecook]

No oil on it before although you can do that if you'd like. Thanks for the comments.

[BitzBitzBitz]

there appears to be oil or grease on it before you started

is this batch number 2 or something?

[LittleChef224]

Good Job! LOL more bacon! LOL grease is not the word! Oh, and did you put any oil in it before? Thanks. :)