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  • 1:18 gay keepers?

  • anybody paid attention that during the "cloak engage" mode.....the suit becomes nearly invisible but the players shadow is always there and also that the enemies have no tactical advantage of or over the shadow because they can't see it!!!.......isn't it weird???

  • @Imsickofyoufool

    Ah, but they do. If you stand around them they'd notice you easily. In multiplayer, the shadow is also a giveaway. But with Stealth Enhance (Nanosuit Module), you'd lose the shadow in both single and multiplayer.

  • @AWS137 AI dude not multiplayer....

    

  • keep pressing 9

    what is she saying?

  • Way too many..

  • does anyone else think she looks a bit like megan foxx

  • a világ legjobb játéka!!!!!!

  • lol invisibility of a leprocon

  • 20 weeks until i get my Crysis 2 platinum :/

  • @MasterDazzleXD All I need is the 'Tooled Up' trophy, the 'Cry Spy' trophy, the 'Crysis, What Crysis?' trophy and the Hidden Trophy then I'll have Platinum.

  • uuh excuse me if I'm wrong but with the "sudden impact" camera. isn't that east?

  • Ive got Comment: Plz Hav Sex With Me.

  • But IGN is a casual gamer n00b fest...strategy nonexistent...GAY

  • she looks tired somehow for this vid

  • @nitekrawler i think shes sick

  • You can't go nowhere near as fast as you ran in the original Crysis. In Crysis 1 you could reach speeds of 50MPH, Crysis 2 you can only run up to 30MPH and with no motion blur it looks like you're hardly moving, no more Max speed :(

  • @XeresKyle I'm glad they changed it.. On the original Crysis speed looked so silly.

  • @qv9r8n Well in the 3rd sequel they should bring back the Maximum Speed paradigm and make it passive with the other three modes and still keep it simple for consoles. For example when you sprint, the first 4 seconds should enable you to run up to speeds of 50-60 MPH, and then after the duration seizes it should lower the energy to half and then maintain your sprint up to 30 MPH. It's be so much better!

  • @XeresKyle so? ...

  • @XeresKyle do you think they could fix that ?

  • @dariboy1997 I have confidence that the Maximum speed paradigm will return in the next assimilated Nanosuit; perhaps the Nanosuit v.2 as a module implemented in the 'sprint' function. I would really like thataND i'm sure fans of crysis would love to see that back as well, it made the Nanosuit that much more super!

  • @XeresKyle yeah that would be awsome

  • @XeresKyle

    but i meant a patch or something that raises sprint speed by like 50%

  • @dariboy1997 I doubt they'll have something like that in Crysis 2, but the Crysis 2 CryENGINE 3 modder is coming out in September, who knows what you can do with that. And if you purchase it you can create your very own games from scratch with the CryENGINE 3.

  • You have to be going faster then 25 mph 2:41

  • @JohnSheridan10001 I would actually go use the restroom before i started

  • jessica needs to exentuate her cleavage a bit more lol, shes got a great rack she should be proud!!!

  • @Cotif11 i could not tell which one is better the ps3 or xbox 360. the only reason i like ps3 is because the graphics r really great, has bluray, free internet . And the xbox because it has good internet severs, content comes out sooner, has gears and u could do more stuff online than any system.

  • Jess looks tired I hope she's ok.

  • How come she can do Strategize but not daily fix?

  • fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccc­ccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kk????????????

  • i got a boner when she said alien tentacles, thank god for my incredible imagination

  • Did they release some update for the PS3 version, fixing the mediocre frame rate it had?

  • @roms3 thats for 360 version too...console versions

  • Boner engaged !

  • On supersoldier... (the hardest difficulty) I beat this game in 10 hours.. and was one of the easiest games I've ever played -_- Wish the AI weren't complete idiots

  • @MadGameSeaker I thought the AI was brilliant... I mean just looking at some guy screaming for help while running against a wall and not actually moving makes the game feel so much like old school shooters. Like CS 1.2 for example. Remember the bots there... yeah pretty much the same AI minus the FUCKING CONSOLIFIED graphics ! Thanks now the game has alof of details to the suits, but objects dissolve like 5 feet away... What the fuck !

    P.S FUCK YOU CRYTECH !

    P.S.S I feel your pain dude...shame

  • @PunkDudeFtw Well when I beat the game on Veteran for the first time I thought the AI was decent, they actually killed things and said realistic war remarks. But their actions of moving and taking cover and the enemy aliens were just stupid. Running in circles, not attacking me when i'm standing right beside them. Shooting randomly in the air. Maybe it was some copies of crysis but fuck even on supersoldier they were dumb. I still love the game though but its a little disappointing.

  • What sad bastard actually finds these secrets

  • i was relieved to find out jessica was in this video!

  • Spoiler Alert!

  • Still people trying to collect achievements... Oh I would LOVE if that achievement server crashed and it all went bye bye, there'd be so many dopes crying like babies but it would be so funny.

  • @Johny40Se7en Yeah except that would never happen... Whats wrong with collecting achievements? Shows

  • @Johny40Se7en Yeah except that would never happen... Whats wrong with collecting achievements? Shows your skill in gaming. Otherwise you just get stupid kids claiming their the best at something.

  • @Nightmare1066 stfu thumbs up whore

  • @ARPlaying gtfo troll whore!

  • @Nightmare1066 dont nerdrage kid, get ur pills straight and ur mommy behind u before ur about to hulk smash ok? :p

  • @ARPlaying Wow, it's quite pathetic that you actually care what I have to say, why do you care anyways? Don't have a life of your own?

  • @Nightmare1066 Why biothering then? u say that i care about it, but look at ur own first, u need attention but wont get any, so lets face it. ur the pathetic one here, and ask some attention from ur mom instead of thumb whoring on this video

  • @ARPlaying Dude... you 're embarrassing yourself. Stop trolling, lol. Trololol.Go play something and chill out.

  • @Nightmare1066 ur the one embarrassing urself with thumb whoring, hahaha u fail on intrnet and life hahaha nice job fail! hahaha

  • @ARPlaying Sigh... dude shut up, nobody cares, go argue with someone else, it's obvious you have some personal issues you need to deal with.

  • @Nightmare1066 wow ur the worst troll ive ver seen. imma block you and get ur facts straight before you start crying and stuffBetter go to hospital with ur disease. Bye bye troll!

  • @ARPlaying Whatever makes you feel good about yourself ^^

  • this thing is on pc too?

  • @GrandSil90 lol, in the best graphics available on the market ;)

  • @xenover not the game! lol, the achievements!

  • @GrandSil90 rofl, sorry :) But I assume it isn't

  • @GrandSil90 of course it is.

  • Press 6 for her orgasmus

  • When has a leprechaun ever had the power of invisibility?

  • What It Do JESS! THought she was on vaca??? Oh well. Better than lookin at the Geek squad. Ya boy likes to have eye candy to look at while gettin my reviews on lmao I think it's cool to have girl gamers (1 thing I like about my wife)

  • MAXIMUM NANOSUIT DETECTED!!

  • THAT CHICK LOOKS BETTER THEN CRYENGINE 3 HOLLY SHIT MY CAPSLOCK

  • crysis 2 is eaven more borring crap then crysis one but graphic is just outstanding thats the only reason why i playd it

  • Guys hv some dignity I mean Jess isnt like that get some respect all you 40 yr old virgins and 13 yr old kids go after a girl you hv a chance with not a girl you see on YouTube and saying "You grant my dick incredible power" I mean shes hot but also clean shes no miley cyrus so she wont give you a free strip tease just give her some niceness for once. Jess dont listen to these virgin little kids =)

  • @PS3sacker i bet you said this just to get laid by her.

  • @RaYk1LL3r hahaha nice one buddy!!

  • @Warlord2994 thanks :)

  • @ElChubbaChubba ya ya stop fuckin commenting on jess and watch the fuckin show

    u wanna masturbate go watch porn...

  • This is the only secret Achievement/Trophy in the game, it would of been more interesting for gamers find out about this one on they're own, through they're own methods, when companies like IGN just blurt it out so casually, its not a fucking secret thing anymore, I believe its more fun and or challenging to figure it out on your own

  • I love this game Crysis2, its freaken awesome! But I don't (so far) care about the multiplayer, ya it kinda sucks I think, I'm just spoiled I guess from the HALO: Reach multiplayer. Reach won "multiplayer game of the year" for a reason dudes.... BECAUSE IT FREAKEN AWESOME!!!

    HALO: REACH Is A TITAN GAME Amongst Mere Games..... \:P

  • They should make a strategize vid for the upcoming achievements for minecraft!

  • Got to love how people sit on their pale asses and log onto youtube only to tell people to get a life and go outside. Perhaps the human race should be wiped out just for being such hypocrits :) Aliens rule!

  • This vid is about Crysis 2 or Jessica?

  • thats such a cool idea for an achievement!!! :)

  • fuckin losers, its as if u guys havent seen a girl before, not only that, shes only okay. looking..XD

  • is this top secret project that she is working on?

  • @ENM173 Really? oh ok

  • strength of an ox and speed of a cheetah...in your bed???

  • Keep pressing 5 to hear "Dubstep"

  • Press 2...

    Listen hard enough and you'll hear "RATE TO REGISTER"

  • Maximum Boner.

  • @tmg331 XD

  • pretty sure you can do it cloaked

  • I was wondering what those flashes where...

  • if the ceph came to earth the would look for jess first

  • Jess is hot...

  • lolz at all the ppl who say this game sucks. really?! have you even played through the whole game? Right now I'm at central park and if you've played this part you know what i mean by "HOLY FRIGGIN SHEEEEIIIITT".

  • crysis 2 is ok but the guns feel under powerd well mostly the shotgun I mean i cant even kill a fucker a close range with a whole clip

  • @gh3tt0N1NJA what r u playing on extreamly hard settings or what

  • @gh3tt0N1NJA stop just shooting on the highest difficulty a headshot from a pistol kills humans and 2 shots into the exposed jelly part of the aliens destroy them

  • thats what the random flashes were

  • you can actually do these while cloaked thats how i stumbled on this achievement at the very beginning.

  • this game is shit i regret buying it the multiplayer is retarded the guns suck ass

  • whats her gamertag???

  • im playing this on pc

    its a lovely game

  • pause at 3:04 xD

  • That's a pretty funny achievement idea

  • ^/..\^

  • But im playing PS3 version :D

  • @XXPanchoMan get both seriously. They are equally good.

  • Killzone or crisis??? which should i get?

  • @XXPanchoMan safe your cash both get boring real fast, wait for BF3

  • @XXPanchoMan Crisis probably. Killzone can wait.

  • Damn she is hot, my nano suit is over charging!

  • @M109RDOWNUNDER shes not even that good looking? its so funny how everyone thinks shes so hot becuase shes on ign, gamers could see a monkey in a skirt playing a game and think their hot its hilarious.

  • @Equanox214 yea I give her a 8/10 or 8.5/10 maybe if she's dolled up or sumthin

  • R.I.P COD

  • On the links IGN spelled 'walkthrough' wrong and spelled walkthorugh

  • Fuck IGN nothing but Fanboys

  • Damn how am I going to get mvc3, Battlefield 3, Crysis 2, Duke Nukem forever, and elder scrolls skyrim?

  • @13ackings

    Dont get the shittier games of the few. :)

  • rooster teath has better lighting

  • Crysis 1 > Crysis 2

  • Sounds hard, looking for all those cameras!

  • You grant my dick incredible power

  • really - the speed of a leprechaun...

  • @xXTheCanadianWayXx she said INVISIBILITY of a leprechaun lol.

    Speed of a cheetah. :P

  • @flameomega1 oooooooh ok i misheard her lol

  • 8 people got speeding tickets.

    

  • gotta hate crysis2 on consoles

  • Did you know semper fi means attack! Kill! wierd huh

  • I already have 50 hours on the game :)

  • playing this game using console graphics is a disgrace

  • Strength of an ox, speed of a cheetah, and the invincibility of a leprechaun, the IQ of a baboon to play this boring dumb ass game.

  • @M109RDOWNUNDER Try playing the game before making a Troll of yourself

  • @zach23250 thanks dude, I have, I liked the single player, but the multi player stank like an unwashed crackho

  • @M109RDOWNUNDER I agree the multi player could do with a bit of refining, And I genuinely Applaud Your other reply, I tip my hat to you Good sir :_

  • @zach23250 hey the game looks ok, but seeing I played BF2 and KZ2 for more then 1000 hours online I wanted more from Crysis2, I just don't like the multi player, but bf3 is something to forward to

  • @M109RDOWNUNDER Yes I think Battlefield 3 Might be the big contender At the end of this year

  • @zach23250 and pay attention, its not a troll but a leprechaun

  • @M109RDOWNUNDER obviously you found it boring and dumb because you were too stupid to figure out how to play it.

  • @mikel92 yeah that must be it! thanks manboy

  • anyone know if this is for ps3? :)

  • @MrLightSnack of course it is 

  • @MrLightSnack it is for ps3, its awesome 4 ps3!

  • @MrLightSnack It is but if you get it on ps3 turn your resolution down to 720p it looks a lot better than 1080p , 1080p is too washed out and blurry.

  • @MrLightSnack yes it is

  • wtf spoilers i hate you jess im gona have a buddy of mine take care of you ill probably come too since he works at a spa

  • i want to do jess

  • SCARAB is close to OP just sayin' (and I love it)

  • Speed Limit at 2:15 25 MPH Interesting unless it is KPH but it's America.

  • invisibility of a leprechaun. I never heard that one before.

  • WOW WOW WOW she is hot hot hot!!!!

  • Can't spell ignorant and bought out without IGN.

  • @iamsmert123 oh yea i havent seen that on every other IGN video ever. Yea thanks for recyclying that joke for the 6000th time

  • @rap4lifeman Thanks for expressing your intelligent and useful opinion. I appreciate it.

  • you guys act like you've never seen a girl like her, I think you guys should step outside for once :P

  • @xXTREY4LIFEXx Sooo if you think a girl is hot, you've never been outside? Rofl, well I am one of the few people who actually come here to hear about the latest gaming news and not to look at Jess but your comment made me laugh. It's a common stereotype for gamers that they "never step outside".

  • @xXTREY4LIFEXx THAANK YOU!

  • @xXTREY4LIFEXx becouse 1 she is hot no doubt 2 people want to have a girl like that but outside there aren't awesome hotgamer chicks.Wegamers want gamer chicks!!

  • Jess you have changed....

  • So the speed limit is 10 mph..

  • sexy girl and sexy game

  • looks like odst

  • @JMort95 You are a failure for comparing Crysis to ODST.

  • @AudioSuperVision it really does look kinda like odst but odst had better graphics

  • @ObsceneOutcast Ive played both and I think Crysis owns odst, especially in graphics. Crysis just looks more real being darker and more like a real invasion while odst is a colorful invasion game.

  • @AudioSuperVision Well you have a right to your opinion, I agree it does look more real than odst but I dont play video games for realness, I just enjoy the look and feel of odst.

  • @JMort95 odst was the worst halo ever, it should have been dlc

  • Nice piece of ass, boring K rated game

  • @M109RDOWNUNDER You dont know shit

  • @DEFECTX9 but you do right! your the man! or should that be man-boy!

  • she is  hottttttttttttttttttttttt

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