I forgot to mention that my son will be the only person in history not deserving of a sock beating. This will make him uniquely qualified for vicarious punishment. There are those out there that claim silver dollar filled socks in my name, and theirs will be the worst quarter beating of all for the blasphemy.
I see. In thine infinate mercy, thou hast opted for a smaller coin then that of the silver dollar. Praise to the sock-deity!
Jurns420 2 years ago
Jurns420,
I forgot to mention that my son will be the only person in history not deserving of a sock beating. This will make him uniquely qualified for vicarious punishment. There are those out there that claim silver dollar filled socks in my name, and theirs will be the worst quarter beating of all for the blasphemy.
stevens0511 2 years ago
Waaaiiit... can I use silver dollars instead, oh blessed sock-deity?
Jurns420 2 years ago
Can I beat myself with a sock full of quarters to save your son? What happens if someone beats the sock-god with said sock?
Jurns420 2 years ago
Awesome. Spot on. Well done that man. I for one will be accepting your offer. Here, kitty kitty! Here, kitty!
RockingOnPluto 2 years ago 2
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TheBigMclargehuge 2 years ago
genius.
sosondowah 2 years ago
This has to be one of the funniest things I've seen all week. Bravo, sir.
johnhummel 2 years ago
I think that when you suddenly die the autopsy will only find a guy beating the crap out of your insides with a sock full of quarters.
DoctorOptimus 2 years ago
ahahahah.
saintramos 2 years ago