Barack Obama is our president in large part because of the youth vote black & white. Glad we now we have, an intelligent young president, Barack Obama, in these very difficult times.
The One's goal is not to fix the economy. Like FDR, his goal is to get as many people dependent on government handouts as possible, thus creating more and more democrat voters.
You don't know just how right you are in that! Spread the word brother it's all about creating fear which will lead to dependence. Global warming is another part of the equation. Research it...it is all about control. People will give up freedom and indepence for security.
How about zero corporate tax and zero income tax. How about an across the board 10% sales tax so no one is taxed on what they earn, but everyone is taxed on what they consume.
You mean "The One" can't just wave his mystic hand and make everything alright? I just wonder what his definition of "everybody" is. Is it everybody or just everybody making over a certain amount? Can we say no "tax cuts" except for those who don't pay any? It will take effort from everyone to fix this - Effort in the PRIVATE SECTOR!
Thanks for the reply, I hope you picked up my sarcasm there. I figured I'd post it here since Obama's changedotgov channel wouldn't approve it for posting...can't imagine why, there's no profanity. So I invited them to be my "friend"...I'm sure they'll accept any minute now! I know it's immature, but I amuse myself by posting BS like that on liberal blogs...
You're kidding! An "open minded" liberal site not posting a dissenting opinion? They would all be the first ones howling censorship if Newsbusted decided to make posts "pending approval".
Dudes, I'm so proud to be a liberal! When I'm driving to Starbucks in my Prius with my Obama bumper sticker, I just know people are looking at me and thinking about what a good white person I am. Not racist like you conservatives, cuz I got an Obama sticker dudes! I hope Obama gives more of those speeches where he cranks up the reverb on the microphone so it does that echo thing, that's cool! It's like I'm listening to Kennedy and MLK at the same time. Rock on Obama!
"It's no wonder conservatives don't actually have comedy shows. No one thinks they're funny. Hence the dubbed in laugh track."
Response: It's no wonder liberals don't actually have newspapers or books that are profitable. They don't know how to read. Hence the failing NYT, LA Times, Boston Globe, Newsweek, MSNBC, Al Franken's book, Nazi Pelosi's book....
It's sad how the American public has swallowed everything the lib's have fed them. Class warfare must work. Pin Stripe could promise to take us all to Hell in a handbasket, (which we are headed), as long as he promised to soak the rich along the way.
I think its an outrage that the British government is going to accept terrorists from guantanamo bay. As a British citizen it outrages me. The government are now putting our lives on the line. Lets hope our British food actually does kill them and not just make them sick.
That may be so, But our prisons are overcrowded and our justice system is laughable at best. All they need to do is mention "Human rights" and the lawyers will be jumping at the chance to make some fast cash. They're not worried about the loss of inoccent life, just the cold hard cash. Going into a prison here is more of a holiday than a punishment anyway. XBOX360 and plasma's in a cell. You call that punishment. I'm already planning a crime to keep me there for life. seems more beneficial.
I think if you are drinking and on a cellphone, then you should be considered as driving to endanger and anyone should be able to shoot you before you kill someone.
becaues he has a Muslim name, and they made such a big deal of NOT using his name during the campaign, now that he is tthe President elect, he is going to use it, and the humor is that it's ok to use it now, because he is using the Quaran insteand of the Bible.
Remember don't use his middlke name, He is a Christian, we heard story after story about that, so now that hhe is using the middle name is he a muslim? humor
If you have to explain it...let's just say your sense of humor is not sufficiently developed to be able to laugh at yourself or those you love/worship
I think it is travesty that Obama was elected president. I just don't see the humor in saying he will sworn in on the Quran (when many people already believe that) just because he has a Muslim name.
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This shit is terrible, they really shouldve had episodes more often than every 3 days considering these jokes probably took 5 minutes to write.
Pretty sure all the positive feedback is due to jon stewart envy
jbt4673 8 months ago
Hysterical. Maybe you would get more hits if you listed it under comedy. That's not where I found it.
roxyrosy2 3 years ago
Barack Obama is our president in large part because of the youth vote black & white. Glad we now we have, an intelligent young president, Barack Obama, in these very difficult times.
lighwave 3 years ago
my sides are hurting from laughing so hard! that is one funny lady!
wcualumni 3 years ago 3
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Any jokes, perhaps? This just gets worse and worse.
nevfountain 3 years ago
tht's right. liberalism is a religion; it's a godless religion.
GUnit20002006 3 years ago 6
liberalism is a mental disorder
philblunt420 3 years ago 4
I like the Walking on water thing...
Lets see what happens now in the next GREATER depression
Barliepop 3 years ago 2
The One's goal is not to fix the economy. Like FDR, his goal is to get as many people dependent on government handouts as possible, thus creating more and more democrat voters.
jtkirkfan2002 3 years ago 3
You don't know just how right you are in that! Spread the word brother it's all about creating fear which will lead to dependence. Global warming is another part of the equation. Research it...it is all about control. People will give up freedom and indepence for security.
Badgerlove7076 3 years ago
And the rest of the nation will be poor and white, poor and yellow, poor and red etc...
teamfearless1 3 years ago
How about zero corporate tax and zero income tax. How about an across the board 10% sales tax so no one is taxed on what they earn, but everyone is taxed on what they consume.
dissidentdingo 3 years ago 5
You mean "The One" can't just wave his mystic hand and make everything alright? I just wonder what his definition of "everybody" is. Is it everybody or just everybody making over a certain amount? Can we say no "tax cuts" except for those who don't pay any? It will take effort from everyone to fix this - Effort in the PRIVATE SECTOR!
jtkirkfan2002 3 years ago
Thanks for the reply, I hope you picked up my sarcasm there. I figured I'd post it here since Obama's changedotgov channel wouldn't approve it for posting...can't imagine why, there's no profanity. So I invited them to be my "friend"...I'm sure they'll accept any minute now! I know it's immature, but I amuse myself by posting BS like that on liberal blogs...
dissidentdingo 3 years ago
You're kidding! An "open minded" liberal site not posting a dissenting opinion? They would all be the first ones howling censorship if Newsbusted decided to make posts "pending approval".
jtkirkfan2002 3 years ago
oooh i just discovered something awesome!!! subscribed...
BATCH420 3 years ago
Dudes, I'm so proud to be a liberal! When I'm driving to Starbucks in my Prius with my Obama bumper sticker, I just know people are looking at me and thinking about what a good white person I am. Not racist like you conservatives, cuz I got an Obama sticker dudes! I hope Obama gives more of those speeches where he cranks up the reverb on the microphone so it does that echo thing, that's cool! It's like I'm listening to Kennedy and MLK at the same time. Rock on Obama!
dissidentdingo 3 years ago 4
Not to mention stand-up. Pleasant surprise there!
SestrenNK 3 years ago
Titanic joke was the funniest thing I heard all week. Win.
SestrenNK 3 years ago
give me the addy??
wrt7 3 years ago
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Pathetic, a Koran??? Really??
your jokes suck ass
Jackthemeat 3 years ago
Wow, 4,500,000 guns sold last year and the murder rate went down. So much for that more gun equals more crime theory.
ClassicFIHD 3 years ago
i liked this episode... more than some of the others.
OnYourMarkItsumo 3 years ago
How is it a joke? Would it still have been a joke if it was the Torah?
jakeh1981 3 years ago
no jakeh1981, because he's not being accused of being a jew.
now, if he were, then the joke would work with the Torah.
Robert697 3 years ago
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It's no wonder conservatives don't actually have comedy shows. No one thinks they're funny. Hence the dubbed in laugh track.
jakeh1981 3 years ago
Period time of the month? The laugh track is intentional because there is no real studio audience.
Thebboss 3 years ago
@jakeh1981
"It's no wonder conservatives don't actually have comedy shows. No one thinks they're funny. Hence the dubbed in laugh track."
Response: It's no wonder liberals don't actually have newspapers or books that are profitable. They don't know how to read. Hence the failing NYT, LA Times, Boston Globe, Newsweek, MSNBC, Al Franken's book, Nazi Pelosi's book....
njbiteme 3 years ago 4
...also Air America. They have to force their view through NPR and PBS and make us pay for it through taxes.
dmartk 3 years ago 3
We have as conservatives have a great comedy show that is on 24/7 ...it's called the Democratic Party
rockthejungle 3 years ago 9
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Better start watching it cuz I haven't seen many Republicans laughing during the past two elections.
WERTY317 3 years ago
It's sad how the American public has swallowed everything the lib's have fed them. Class warfare must work. Pin Stripe could promise to take us all to Hell in a handbasket, (which we are headed), as long as he promised to soak the rich along the way.
jtkirkfan2002 3 years ago
I love you jake
wendieparker 3 years ago
Because this was totally filmed in a live studio right? :)
comptonbrotha 3 years ago
I love your show..
keep it up......:)
wrt7 3 years ago 4
"We all know how well the Titanic worked out" LMAO! I just hope he doesn't sink the whole Country with him!
flyboymd82 3 years ago 7
I think its an outrage that the British government is going to accept terrorists from guantanamo bay. As a British citizen it outrages me. The government are now putting our lives on the line. Lets hope our British food actually does kill them and not just make them sick.
goferffxi 3 years ago
They said prisoners would be going into prisons are you actually this dense?
lostcause31 3 years ago
That may be so, But our prisons are overcrowded and our justice system is laughable at best. All they need to do is mention "Human rights" and the lawyers will be jumping at the chance to make some fast cash. They're not worried about the loss of inoccent life, just the cold hard cash. Going into a prison here is more of a holiday than a punishment anyway. XBOX360 and plasma's in a cell. You call that punishment. I'm already planning a crime to keep me there for life. seems more beneficial.
goferffxi 3 years ago
I think if you are drinking and on a cellphone, then you should be considered as driving to endanger and anyone should be able to shoot you before you kill someone.
goodguy309 3 years ago
agreed......
wrt7 3 years ago
Happy New Year!
MadBadVoodo 3 years ago
Was that Aretha or the thing that ate her?
jtkirkfan2002 3 years ago
A Times reporter is a socialist.
Other new flashes:
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The sun is hot.
It's dark at night.
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jtkirkfan2002 3 years ago 11
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He will not have his hand on a Quaran.
onviant 3 years ago
lol, it's called humor
pwf2412 3 years ago 3
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What is humorous about it? In what way is it a joke?
onviant 3 years ago
becaues he has a Muslim name, and they made such a big deal of NOT using his name during the campaign, now that he is tthe President elect, he is going to use it, and the humor is that it's ok to use it now, because he is using the Quaran insteand of the Bible.
Remember don't use his middlke name, He is a Christian, we heard story after story about that, so now that hhe is using the middle name is he a muslim? humor
pwf2412 3 years ago 2
If you have to explain it...let's just say your sense of humor is not sufficiently developed to be able to laugh at yourself or those you love/worship
CarltonMark 3 years ago 2
I think it is travesty that Obama was elected president. I just don't see the humor in saying he will sworn in on the Quran (when many people already believe that) just because he has a Muslim name.
onviant 3 years ago
lighten up, Onviant, pwf2412 has explained it well. It's funny. You can laugh.
CarltonMark 3 years ago
Cause he is a gay muslim nazi, duhh.
arkivx1 3 years ago
We all know how well the Titanic went down. Bwahahahahahahaha
yahasifff 3 years ago 6
awesome!!
Groudie101 3 years ago
It's an ObamaNation I tells ya.
Jodi just keeps getting hotter and hotter.
sakahowdah 3 years ago 8
hahaha
TAXENGINEER 3 years ago 2
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The Titanic joke is good, the Franklin wasn't, it was just mean. I usually don't mind that but mabey i'm getting nicer as I get older.
CletePurcell 3 years ago
It's a sin for anyone to let him or herself get in that condition. It's grotesque.
jtkirkfan2002 3 years ago 2
The Franken joke was funnier than the Titanic one. And probably true.
mhjones2001 3 years ago 3
Firing on ALL cylinders, Jode et al!
red33410 3 years ago 6
Glad you're back! Jodi's hot!
Thanks for saying the things we're all thinking about top news stories.
BerkleyJL 3 years ago 7