Funny Tui(New Zealand) beer ad #2

[ForzaAquila]

i couldn't even see them at 0:57 until they moved

[tim2inc]

Some turkey redneck men wanna be's (women that grow beards) are trying to shut down this advert in NZ... apparently portrays women as objects.... as far as I can remember objects dont have tits or gorgeous bodies. But hey I been known to be wrong...

[VauxhallViva1975]

@tim2inc If it was not for sex-appeal, Humans would not get together and produce children. I guess these kinds of protesters want to reduce everything to test-tube babies.

[hlife39]

Those cant be NZ chicks, they are not butch and tattooed enough

[ZOMBIEGORE1000]

Krak up im remember seeing this ad while staying with my Whanau in ChristChruch

[youandi012]

hilarious

[gizusabiteofyourpiea]

who can spot the secret hidden message? its after he says quack

[SgtAwesomeYo]

@gizusabiteofyourpiea Bird watching is a past time we all enjoy. Now you can get even more of an eyeful, straight to your mobile phone. Just text TUI to TUI (884)

[tangocolt02]

@gizusabiteofyourpiea I did \o/

[xDdraigCymraeg]

LOL its tom baker from little britain haha

[Sh03sNZ]

0:53 look at the subliminal message.

[MovieMad007]

aint this beer name just a rip off of "Toohey" beer??? I'm a Brit by the way so cut me a bit of slack with the pommie jokes alright ....lol

[VauxhallViva1975]

@MovieMad007 Heh heh, maybe it is! ;) Tui is a native bird of NZ though - search Wikipedia for Tui(bird)...

[MovieMad007]

@VauxhallViva1975 ahhhh yes i see now bird as in girls lololol doh - brill advert!!! Probably be banned in the UK!!! Yep recognise the voice over too!! Try and find more ads like this!!!!

[Steph1nuk1tonz]

@MovieMad007 NO, Tui's a native new zealand birl, just pronounces the same......

[Steph1nuk1tonz]

@MovieMad007 *bird

[ginganz13]

@MovieMad007 - no it isn't - Both brands were once proud independants now they are both owned by big business - Tooheys (lion Nathan) Tui (DB Breweries) - they've both been reduced to bland massed produced flavourless shite.

(ive worked for one of them - it's a shocker)

[MovieMad007]

@ginganz13 ahhh......ok thanks .....no wonder its a big production commercial - smaller firm might struggle with such a big production. If what you say is true about the beer though thats a shame mate! Mind you its the way of the world, isn't it? That the bigger guys "gobble-up" the smaller fry. Its happening with alot of the products over here in the UK. Thats why we have lost our motor industry. The UK has a car industry - but all of the once proud British marques are now foreign owned!!

[carleeeee]

@MovieMad007 Kiwi living in Australia...they taste very different, it's a coincidence...Tui is a lot more explosive when you chink someone's bottle! Taste-wise I prefer Toohey's

[tangocolt02]

@MovieMad007 Nope.

[ThePcm81]

I am moving to new zeland!!! where is that place anyhow?

[Steph1nuk1tonz]

@ThePcm81 beneath auzzie, above antartica



[DANCEEXPONETS]

Ahh the old Tui Swap a Crate, a beautiful tradition. They should put that in the anthem.

[TheNZJester]

Marton Csokas the actor who pops out of the water and goes Quack has come a long way since he did that Ad. He played Yorgi the main bad guy in the Vin Diesel Move xXx. Was was also in The Bourne Supremacy and Lord of the Rings.

[DonJohnofAustria]

damn can i drop my resume off there lol

[Medinabasix]

Does he actually say "a refreshing DICK for the workers"? xD

[VauxhallViva1975]

@Medinabasix Ahh, no. He says "a refreshing dip for the workers" :p

[ThePoocheese]

@d1dy0urm0m but they would even hotter after a few :)

[purplegreen93]

"quack?" LOL

[d1dy0urm0m]

@ChRoNiKxCLoUdS Imma be taking myself to New Zealand soon then...

[d1dy0urm0m]

Really?!! What kind of an idiot would go for the beer when there are hot girls right in front of them?

[VauxhallViva1975]

@d1dy0urm0m Heh, heh, good point!!! :D

[smoot900]

@VauxhallViva1975 That's why they ad is meant to be funny

[antseeds]

@d1dy0urm0m

maybe they're absolut gay

[3Mudbone1]

@d1dy0urm0m My girlfriend is better looking than the one that he quacked at in the end.

[d1dy0urm0m]

@3Mudbone1 Does she have any friend who is as hot as she is? lol...just kidding...or am I? :P

[Taiohi]

@d1dy0urm0m That's the whole point of the ad is the beer. They wouldn't advertise a tui ad for people too buy girls. The girls are just the hook in the ad

[d1dy0urm0m]

@Taiohi I know~ but I'm just sayin' ;)

[Aspekitteh]

@d1dy0urm0m New Zealander's, Germans and Danes.....XD

[GiefGoldPlx]

The narrator is the guy from Little Britain.

[VauxhallViva1975]

@GiefGoldPlx It's Tom Baker actually, the 4th Doctor from the original series.

[PaperyPaper]

@VauxhallViva1975 Who also narrated little britain........

[VauxhallViva1975]

@PaperyPaper Oh, OK. You were right then. :p I did not know that.

[x9slidex]

Congrats this video has been voted the Crackin' Coldies video of the week!! Come check it out and join the facebook group "Crackin' Coldies" Awesome!!

[qm2smith]

QUAAAAAACK! New Zealand here I come.

[favoritesmoothies]

What's the song's name at 0:10?

[favoritesmoothies]

coolest ad ever!

[18unclesam]

quack

[Thejoshman7]

Check out some more Kiwi ads type this into youtube -> Classic kiwi ads'

[Kinjamaimai]

@Thejoshman7 Thank you :)

[TennyCourtenay]

Hahahahaha that's out of it, Just to get the drinks, The little Ducks! xD Hahaha :D

[Hawkgambler]

Bird watching is a pastime we all enjoy. Now you can get even more of an eyeful, straight to your mobile phone. just text TUI to TUI (884) Texts cost 20c per message Thumb up if you can see it on 0:53 :P

[MarktgInnovation2Day]

Cool video thanks - have favourited on our channel here - we favourite the best brand videos on youtube. Cheers

[fastandman321]

has anyone texted to the number that appears on 0:53...?

[thomas242007]

is Tui any Good?

[key0bb]

@thomas242007 Absolutely shit. The larger (blonde) beer they have is okay, but the euro beers are far better. The pale ale is foul lol.

[thomas242007]

@key0bb yeah ive heard its pretty rancid stuff, i mostly stick to irish, english, jamaican and i recently tried sapporo and it was surprisingly good lot better than i expected, the next batch im thinking about trying is called deadmans ale or somthing like that ive heard good things about it on here theres another one ive been eyeing for awhile called voodoo or somthing like that another jamaican brew ive been thinking about drinking for sometime know anything about those?

[SouthStags88]

@ThatMaoriFALA Yea definitely PI but not sure whether he is samoan or tongan.Ive seen him in some other films.

[gigaraga]

0:53...you need a sharp eye to catch it

[fastandman321]

@gigaraga what kind of bird watching?

[stripfor]

funny how the maori only has to use one arm to carry the crate, while the white guys use two.

[MemberNo2]

@stripfor That's because the bottles in the maori's crate are empty.

[hamz411]

quak upz boiz...bahaha

[cameraguy8]

Gotta love this...looks like something Off Benny Hill Show...damn funny

[Rene6966]

im a New Zealander and im proud of it

[IIIIN3ROOIIII]

how can they give a beer a name like that......anyways, i like this one, specially the girls with dogs. they look sexy in the uniforms :D

[svendawidowski]

@IIIIN3ROOIIII The name is from the NZ Tui bird...

[2020feelmyboobs]

I live in nz

I saw this ad

sexy! id go 4 the women personally

[twinstu50]

Bloody funny!. I had a giggle or two watching, but, they have proved a point, the ads are effective!, I'm now looking for Tui beer here in Australia!.

Yair, I know, I'm just a weak, easily led Aussie, and I could'nt give a rats arse, just as long as I've got a 'coldie' .

Hey!, works for me!.

[AlexistotheWorld]

.....quak...

[paramore4711]

Bhahah Awesome!!!

[lopaaione]

Choice ad . Bottoms up!

[DeaniusDaGenius]

If you’d like to see another vid on kiwiana, then watch World Wonder From Down Under - A bloody good Piwi the Kiwi video by Deanius DaGenius.

WARNING: Some of the language used is NOT politically correct. May offend Namby Pambies, Hoity Toities and other weak-minded bastards!

[VH1ClassicRocks]

!!!wOOOW I need it a beer ¡¡¡

[dannyboy0101100]

the girls look like kiwi girls but are dumb like Aussies

[PresidentZod]

@dannyboy0101100 And the guys are typical Kiwi men - so poor they have to steal beer and preferring playing with ducks than women.

[dannyboy0101100]

@PresidentZod no that is not true, everything depends on where you are from in new zealand, people from Thames prefer ducks, Canterburians prefer sheep over women (prove me wrong i dare you) and we dont steal beer, we make it. =0

[supportingfire]

339 thumbs-up as of 11-12-2010;

Modern whiteboys love to be portrayed as morons....

LOSERS

[tjwhalan]

@supportingfire How are they being portayed as morons, its just a joke mate

[supportingfire]

@tjwhalan,

If you can't see how the guys in this ad are being portrayed as morons, then...

[tjwhalan]

@supportingfire if the ad wasnt a joke then yes I guess they would are being portayed as morans, but it is a joke

[acidspoodie]

@supportingfire jealousey will get you know where cuz!

[Zulwali]

i noticed it says east indian pale ale..here in england..we dont drink ale cold at all..we drink it at room temperature..you drink lager or beer cold..leave the ale warm

[scorpion091168]

LOL

[Yourmummummum]

...Quack

[thetrippin2]

crate bottles all the way non of this stubbies shit

[aprilblenk]

Ha ha! I am Aussie and I love this! Very clever! XD

[ztikmaen]

This would be banned in America xD

[tehmoviemaker]

Haha, but why didn´t they drink it in the factory in the first place?

[stopglobalswarming]

@tehmoviemaker You can only drink so much before you can't carry any more.

[BigAndTall666]

I wouldn´t drink such crap, nobody knows where those girls might have been and they probably have farted in the water too!

[Boglet81]

Kwak...

[leaderofearth]

The interior and close exterior shots are the Western Springs Pumphouse and boiler room now part of Motat.

[Maxpow33r]

Good advertising but very average beers

[MegaTriumph1]

This was A great Commercial.

[signevent]

ahaha perfect commercial.

[DeeJayRoyalT]

I live in the states and never even heard of this beer before. The ad is awesome but how is the beer? What is a good Kiwi beer anyway?

[MrJrwk]

@DeeJayRoyalT  mate the beer is pretty good. But i gota say i prefer speights tbh

[bcthighs]

@DeeJayRoyalT heineken

[extermin8tor]

There is a 25th frame at 0:54 with a message. see if you can spot it

[ConfuzzledCub]

@extermin8tor Omg there is! It says...

Bird watching is a pastime we all enjoy. Now you can get even more or an eyeful, straight to your mobile phone. Just text TUI to TUI (884)

That's what it says lol!

[Killey100]

@extermin8tor It says "Bird watching is a pastime we all enjoy. Now you can get even more of an eyeful, straight to your mobile phone. Just txt TUI to TUI (884)." :) And yes we did watch this ad A LOT when it was on haha.

[MissMercedes29]

yeah i'd by tui not to drink it but just to help keep the company open for their crackup add's .

[alkesch]

Metal Gear Solid !

[SimplyMeHooray]

bing bong chinese balls hanging on the government walls!

[crazyDINGshit]

quack?

[NZedible]

tui beer sucks, but their ads are great

[NZDEBUK]

Wicked

[MRCLINTFLICK]

I enthusiastically applaud all those people who actually live in their native New Zealand & declare it to be the best country in the world. Good on you. You're keeping it viable by working there, paying taxes & protecting the joint..

But I absolute detest those who choose to live in other countries & complain about the place they are at. Easy solution - be brave & go home!

[curubb86]

@MRCLINTFLICK yay me

[CaddlesCrayon]

Quack. D:

[CaptainRaison]

Rubber duck!!!! Lol haha

[godslittlediva]

Man I love these ads

[mellie734]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[MegaChulo69]

8========D

[ReneeLikesCrayons]

inner thought train of guard lady:

"ugh... this is so boring. standing here all day looking hot and no one notices- OMG SHOES!"

[BIoodorange]

"...quack."

[MrSizzlesausage]

what is the music at start of this?

[DrSaAy]

hahahhaha

[1iNsTiGaToR1]

quack :))

[Possumtrapper25]

Crack up

[CarolineCNZ]

go to 0.53 - random

[mattbarnes7891]

top stuff. I went to pahiatua primary and i remember going on a school trip to the brewry!!

[filiandsela]

@mattbarnes7891 : Now THAT is education!

[jel2100]

LOL funny my vid is pretty retarded lol watch?v=51ccJU4XRDs

[GR4NDTH3FT4UTO]

haha awesome

[windstar2009]

loool

[parkourwayoflife]

lol

[trd4x4]

Quack..  lol Classic.

[Hightower1975]

Gold!!!

[Laniaa16]

HEY!!

nz is way better then aussie sozz maayte!

x

[direwitch]

@Laniaa16 obviously havnt been or stayed there long enough

[pepsi1max1guy360]

@Laniaa16 lol

no way

not a bloody chance

[Antifaith29]

@Laniaa16 Honestly, unless you've lived in both Australia and New Zealand then it's hardley an accurate accounting. It's just conjecture and opinion. As a former Wellingtonian now living on the Gold Coast QLD i'd have to say theyre both beautifull astheticly but Australia has a slightly better standard of living. Whilst the average income brackets are near enough the same , the cost of living along with high bracket items ( cars , homes ect) are slightly cheaper in Australia. Still, lovem both.

[kiwife1]

was some such river when i was a kid many many moons ago. kiwife1

[BigAndTall666]

-Suck a kiwi!

[daynef1]

fukin classic

[kiwife1]

lol! i used 2 swim in that river! kiwife

[lilmisssunshine101]

There is no such river it's a creek and it's preety gross

[sarniatownreggae]

Holy Fuck! Hot babes, and all those three guys can think about is swiping some beer? That ad wouldn't sell here in North America. Still, funny as hell!

[tim2755864]

But we aren't north america are we?

[cameragirl7]

haha that shit sells like hellfire over here. those ads have won awards. we all think they're funny, it's a very...kiwi thing.

[stop00hammertime]

stupid

[amateurfilmmaker]

Hahaha every time I hear the voiceover at the start of the Tui ads it reminds me of Little Britain, now I know why... because it's Tom Baker's voice.

[bambarby]

ahahaha the heels. i wanna try that shit out

[cosmocasio]

He says "Quack" at the end.

[lillyjayjay996]

o. i thought he said crap.

[2alive2die]

quack xDDDDDD lmao ^^

[moraed33]

whats the name of the quiet song?

[stormrunner89]

Is it like, Spring or something?

Vivaldi The Four Seasons maybe? Dunno.....

[lilmisssunshine101]

Yeah it is

[aptek2008]

Its called "morning mood" by Edvard Grieg, they sometimes use it in the Simpsons as well.

[boczek12ultra]

great is funy  a sexy laidys

[Ahya728]

lol the Heels!go get the heels! XD

[masterkiter89]

mate..

[Paladoradin]

quack XD

[Aq7x8912]

lol the big guys is crying... WTF howd they get thru the grille lol

[spruland]

ha ha i never thought of that lol

[goblend]

those girls are fucking HOT !

[R3L4X1N6]

hahahah, very funny AD

[bromorgen]

i see birds,ducks,dogs,butterflys but were are the sheep?

[spruland]

still in bed

[curubb86]

@bromorgen havent you ever watched 'black sheep'? all the sheep are gone ;)

[bromorgen]

@curubb86 hahah sure sure

[urbcire]

Bird watching is a past time we all enjoy. Now you can get even more of an eyeful straight to your mobile phone. Just text TUI to TUI (884) texts cost 20c per minute

i think tha means they can send pics of girls

[saaaahm]

Cool ad but Tui is a god awful beer

[yaksiemash]

I like the little subliminal message lol

[Greenstonetiki]

QUACK!